The Four Word Story Game

[Gerald]

,Jim have a hard

[Jimbuna]

go to bed spambot

[Reece]

was Jim's reply, however

[TarJak]

the spambot kept hammering

[Randomizer]

on his own scrotum

[Reece]

with such intensity that

[Jimbuna]

Humpty Dumpty fell off

[Reece]

and landed on his

[BossMark]

bum and all the

[Jimbuna]

Kings horses and all

[Reece]

others below him were

[Flaxpants]

flattened like pancakes on

[nikimcbee]

their way to "Occupy

[Reece]

Jim's home" where they

[Randomizer]

drank his beer and

[Reece]

used his pool instead

[Flaxpants]

of washing in the

[BossMark]

bath and going to

[Flaxpants]

the toilet, like normal

[TarJak]

Northern monkeys. Fastidiously fapping

[BossMark]

around like Reece when

[TarJak]

playing soggy Sao's with

[Flaxpants]

Tarjak's Uncle Nigel, who

[BossMark]

is know as the

[Flaxpants]

'Butcher of Sydney', a

[Reece]

pathetic little maggot who

[BossMark]

preys on very young

[Jimbuna]

turtles and pigeon droppings

[BossMark]

to give to TarJak

[Jimbuna]

a bonny feathered cap

[BossMark]

with a pinky coloured

[Jimbuna]

parrot on the top

[nikimcbee]

of Tony Blair's pecker:o

[Jimbuna]

. I remember the day

[nikimcbee]

when bossmark had the

[Jimbuna]

hots for Tony Balair

[Reece]

, it was an erotic

[Flaxpants]

and steamy encounter with

[BossMark]

all the trimmings, and

[Flaxpants]

lots of Lube. Disgusting

[BossMark]

to the touch, so

[Flaxpants]

much so that Reece

[BossMark]

ran all the way

[1480]

to the lavatory but

[BossMark]

could not go, so

[Jimbuna]

evacuated his bowel in

[BossMark]

Tarjak's front garden, the

[Jimbuna]

garden gnome wasn't impressed

[BossMark]

,he chased TarJak to

[1480]

the neighborhood tavern, where

[Jimbuna]

the penguins appeared naked

[1480]

as the day they

[Jimbuna]

escaped from the zoo

[BossMark]

where born, so when

[1480]

the herd of antelope

[BossMark]

where on the lookout

[Jimbuna]

everything else was insignificant

[Reece]

, spotting BossMark they charged

[1480]

with stout hearts and

[Flaxpants]

with stout hearts and

unquenchable bloodlust they slammed

[1480]

forward, forgetting they were

[Reece]

in rutting season and

[1480]

needed some relief, so

[Reece]

so BossMark decided to

[BossMark]

take out my shotgun

[Reece]

and shot 1480 in

[BossMark]

in the foot, so

[Reece]

he blamed Reece and

[Jimbuna]

he could play football

[BossMark]

for the Toon army

[Reece]

with one leg missing

[BossMark]

but that's normal Newcastle

[Jimbuna]

Blackburn, or even Birmingham

[BossMark]

both games were shocking

[Jimbuna]

and produced negative results

[Reece]

which was usual though!

[Jimbuna]

unlike those who dabble

[BossMark]

in black magic, which

[Jimbuna]

is a nice chocolate

[1480]

that should be used

[BossMark]

when you've been naughty

[Jimbuna]

with the family pet

[BossMark]

called Spiked, who is

[Jimbuna]

a liitle off colour

[BossMark]

after biting Reece and

[Jimbuna]

catching a rabies dose

[BossMark]

,so a visit to

[Jimbuna]

the local ASDA store

[Reece]

revealed Reece bit him!

[BossMark]

on the upper thigh

[Reece]

causing a festering lump

[BossMark]

which Dr Jim had

[Reece]

squeezed making it pop

[BossMark]

and squirting into his

[Jimbuna]

bowl of rice crispies

[BossMark]

,making them taste rather

[Jimbuna]

better than the weetabix

[Flaxpants]

I much prefer Weetabix

[Reece]

and so do I!

[Jimbuna]

served in half a

[Flaxpants]

bowl of brown ale

[TarJak]

coloured dog wee. Serendipitous

[Jimbuna]

was found by accident

[Reece]

, amazing deduction there Jim!

[Jimbuna]

said the local leprechaun

[1480]

who stank of rotten

[nikimcbee]

kimchi, the Irishman drank

[Jimbuna]

a bowl of acid

[BossMark]

brewed by our friend

[Jimbuna]

the evil Mr. Fender

[1480]

after an all night

[BossMark]

stand with Mrs Fender

[1480]

licking his wounds and

[BossMark]

crying for Dr Jim

[nikimcbee]

for Queen in 2012.

[BossMark]

And rule with authority

[nikimcbee]

but he dropped his

(fith word goes here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p71Hwt8eHQ)

[Jimbuna]

sausage on a porcupine

[1480]

only to notice later

[TarJak]

Mrs. Palmers five daughters

[Reece]

were working very hard,

[BossMark]

lying on there backs

[Reece]

laughing their heads off

[TarJak]

whilst spanking the monkey

[1480]

which was a masochistic

[Jimbuna]

silver back from mongolia

[nikimcbee]

trying to please Mikey:D:haha:

[Jimbuna]

the one eared squirrel

[nikimcbee]

was bored at work:yawn:

[1480]

playing with his nuts

[Jimbuna]

not forgetting the raisins

[nikimcbee]

, but Reece does this

[Jimbuna]

whilst riding lonesome kangaroos

[nikimcbee]

, which came to no

[Reece]

good when Niki joined

[nikimcbee]

the Royal Flying Corps

[Reece]

to escape the following

[1480]

elusive and cunning bald

[Reece]

girl chasing him, however

[Flaxpants]

, she did have huge

[Reece]

feet, that pleased Niki

[BossMark]

so that he could

[Flaxpants]

use her as a

[BossMark]

pillow and do other

[Jimbuna]

things like marching naked

[1480]

to classic Sousa songs

[nikimcbee]

Whilst saying "dropped me

[Jimbuna]

a nice one here"

[nikimcbee]

. Meanwhile, back the farm

[BossMark]

TarJak was playing with

[Jimbuna]

his belt and whistle

[Randomizer]

, dining on Spotted Dick

[Reece]

a pet snake that

[1480]

with his shirt off

[nikimcbee]

smeared spotted dick allover

[Reece]

, the stench was too

[Flaxpants]

foul to describe- like

[BossMark]

being in the toilet

[Reece]

that hasn't been flushed

[BossMark]

after Jim had been

[Flaxpants]

in for a monster

[TarJak]

dump of British food

[Jimbuna]

is the greatest tasting

[BossMark]

in the whole world

[TarJak]

of Jimbuna's tiny mind.

[Jimbuna]

The strangest thing happened

[TarJak]

on the way to

[Jimbuna]

the local self-mutilation society

[Reece]

I (Jim) purchased a mallet

[BossMark]

to hit Reece on

[TarJak]

repeated occasions, causing grevious

[Jimbuna]

his nose wart with

[1480]

talcum powder. Meanwhile across

[BossMark]

the border TarJak was

[1480]

lolly gagging through the

[BossMark]

swamp looking for a

[1480]

a cactus, to prove

[Randomizer]

Up is Down and

[1480]

the tomato is a

[BossMark]

horrid red in colour

[Randomizer]

but sexy nonetheless. Meanwhile

[BossMark]

Dr Jim was looking

[nikimcbee]

At Reece's can of

[BossMark]

worms to see if

[nikimcbee]

there was any spotted

[Jimbuna]

dick puddings on offer

[1480]

of anonymity, less he

[Jimbuna]

be left with custard

[BossMark]

creams with a large

[Randomizer]

jelly filled doughnut and

[Jimbuna]

a jar of marbles

[Randomizer]

complete with several big

[Jimbuna]

doses of flea infestation

[Randomizer]

chemicals. Later, on television

[Jimbuna]

the comedy show began

[Reece]

, BossMark dropped his pants

[Jimbuna]

and the crowd erupted

[Reece]

into laughter and pointing

[Jimbuna]

at the small acorn

[nikimcbee]

; exclaimed "Whoops, Dropped me

[Reece]

leaf", now what! should

[Jimbuna]

I cry or panic?

[TarJak]

No doubt we will

[BossMark]

all after run to

[Reece]

his aid and bring

[BossMark]

Dr Jim to help

[1480]

though he forgotten his

[Rockstar]

tweezers and magnifying glass

[BossMark]

beer so he had

[Randomizer]

several butcher's aprons and

[BossMark]

a rather large collection

[Jimbuna]

of second hand plasters

[Randomizer]

and old, dirty socks.

[Gerald]

.Finally we are together

[Jimbuna]

I sense an imposter

[Gerald]

,to various thrones used

[1480]

strictly platonic, though it

[Randomizer]

could be different if

[Gerald]

a different person for

[Jimbuna]

watch out....Vendors about

:O:

[Gerald]

to use a night-stick :o

[Jimbuna]

to enlighten us all

[Gerald]

,especially Reece likes to

[Jimbuna]

return with a vengeance

[1480]

from the river of

[Jimbuna]

the pretty virgin gipsy

[Gerald]

is a British drama

[Jimbuna]

based on hypothetical facts

[Gerald]

used for expert witnesses

[Jimbuna]

such as 'Blind Pugh'

[Gerald]

he could not 'see'

[Reece]

. Recce returns spanking Vendor

[Randomizer]

with a wooden spoon that

[nikimcbee]

had spotted dick dried

[1480]

strangely on the handle

[Reece]

, probably got there from

[1480]

McBee scratching himself again

[Reece]

which is quite typical

[Flaxpants]

considering the flea infestation

[Reece]

and stinky maggots that

[Flaxpants]

lived on his body

[BossMark]

and ate all his

[Jimbuna]

bag of jelly babies

[Reece]

forcing him to spit

[Jimbuna]

in the direction of

[Gerald]

him to make sure

[Jimbuna]

the sights were true

[BossMark]

and just, so now

[Gerald]

this feeling's taking control

[Jimbuna]

of the twisted mind