The Four Word Story Game

[U570]

get together with Enigma

[Reece]

and figure it out!!

[u crank]

Meanwhile the police investigation

[U570]

was going nowhere soon

[Reece]

so they called in

[USS Drum]

jimbuna to help them

[The Enigma]

out. He knows everything. :88)

[Jimbuna]

according to him anyway

[u crank]

and solved this disturbing

[BossMark]

case that was very

[von Kinderei]

well ... very VERY disturbing !

[u crank]

His plan uncovered, Reece

[The Enigma]

dancing on the ceiling.

[BossMark]

With a large Kangaroo

[The Enigma]

watching the strange manoeuvrings

[von Kinderei]

of USS DRUM and U570

[Jimbuna]

in a pregnant destroyer

[BossMark]

captained by TarJak with

[von Kinderei]

Reece at the helm

[Jimbuna]

holding a hockey stick

[von Kinderei]

wearin' rainbow colored Speedos

[u crank]

heading for the outback

[von Kinderei]

doin' the Land Shark

[BossMark]

and singing Waltzing Matilda

[von Kinderei]

while blowin' on kazoo's

[The Enigma]

.The kazoo's broke down

[von Kinderei]

along with Reeces Speedos

[u crank]

causing fear among the

[von Kinderei]

crew except for USS DRUM

[Reece]

who kicked u crank in

[von Kinderei]

the boys only to

[u crank]

find the cats paw

[Reece]

pulling on the hanging

[von Kinderei]

that excited USS DRUM extremely

[Reece]

compelling him to wear

[von Kinderei]

a studded leather g-string

[USS Drum]

but then the captain

[von Kinderei]

pointed and laughed , hurtin'

[U570]

his neck and then

[Reece]

clouted Reece instead! this

[von Kinderei]

made USS DRUM start cryin'

[Reece]

, much like baby u crank!

[USS Drum]

to which crying ment

[The Enigma]

Tears, even more tears

[Jimbuna]

were the order of

[BossMark]

the day and now

[TarJak]

flapping about like a

[u crank]

a lefthanded monkey with

[BossMark]

Reece chasing it around

[von Kinderei]

lickin' his lips and

[Jimbuna]

singing sensuallly sweet nothings

[USS Drum]

but then the police

[Jimbuna]

played their latest hit

[von Kinderei]

Next To You USS DRUM

[USS Drum]

then got in Tank

[Jimbuna]

and fired another shell

[The Enigma]

too bad, dud round.

[von Kinderei]

USS DRUM started cryin' again

[USS Drum]

and fired on von Kinderei

[u crank]

who ducked and ran

[U570]

for the nearest monkey

[von Kinderei]

U570 was already there

[u crank]

eatin' Reece's pieces and

[von Kinderei]

bangin' on the USS DRUM :rock:

[USS Drum]

then USS Drum's tank appeared

[Reece]

and squashed u crank flat

[USS Drum]

then fired on U570

[The Enigma]

Suddenly "Game Over" appeared

[Reece]

and USS Drum cried bitterly!!

[Jimbuna]

. You will often hear

[Reece]

of these emotional events

[Jimbuna]

from siblings of poets

[u crank]

who now speak little

[TarJak]

cunningly unusual notable tomes

[Jimbuna]

pronouncing doom and gloom

[BossMark]

as the Tories always

[The Enigma]

dream of. Forget it...

[Jimbuna]

and remember it well

[u crank]

the failed political misdeeds

[ZeeWolf]

racist, bigot, homophobia, anti-semite! :yawn:


:know:

[Jimbuna]

remarks that bore people

[von Kinderei]

are those of braggers :yep:

[The Enigma]

and yet, be alert

[U570]

of the enigmatic people

[USS Drum]

, USS Drum inserted another coin

[von Kinderei]

for they're strange indeed :doh:

[u crank]

these coin operated lugnuts

[USS Drum]

, then got in tank

[The Enigma]

and found a new

[Jimbuna]

way to moon walk

[Reece]

meaning of life, he

[von Kinderei]

then winked at U570

[Jimbuna]

forgot the old one

[u crank]

and started tap dancing

[Jimbuna]

in the kitchen sink

[USS Drum]

then ran over Reece

[von Kinderei]

to get to TarJak

[u crank]

while doing back flips

[von Kinderei]

and suckin' his thumb :up:

[USS Drum]

and USS Drum aimed his

[nikimcbee]

honey badger at Reece

[von Kinderei]

and yelled TARGET ... FEUER

[nikimcbee]

The honey badger raced

[Jimbuna]

up the sewage pipe

[USS Drum]

and hit Reece strait

[nikimcbee]

in his "special purpose":o

[Reece]

orifice, retaliating I fired

[Long-John-Duffman]

a torpedo up his

[von Kinderei]

rusty sheriffs badge, knockin'

[Reece]

him down so hard

[USS Drum]

he fired at Reece's

[Reece]

mighty gun. . . minimal damage!

[TarJak]

Fortunately, unbelievably creepy kitchens

[BossMark]

that look rather strange

[USS Drum]

jumped on Reece himself

[BossMark]

and bounced all over

[Jimbuna]

his mouldy bread dough

[von Kinderei]

with wet skivvies on

[Jimbuna]

and a stuffed parrot

[BossMark]

which was rather funny

[Jimbuna]

to the rabbit breeders

[nikimcbee]

who filmed rabbit porn

[BossMark]

in Reece's secret laboratory

[Jimbuna]

through a test tube

[Reece]

, this was really sick

[von Kinderei]

but USS DRUM enjoyed it

[Reece]

as did BossMark, both

[von Kinderei]

shared the test tube

[u crank]

but their shame became

[von Kinderei]

public as the rabbits

[Reece]

became rabid and attacked

[von Kinderei]

USS DRUMS and BossMarks winky

[Reece]

dinky parts of their

[u crank]

less than admirable slinkys

[USS Drum]

USS Drum then got gun

[von Kinderei]

to make up for

[BossMark]

lost time as did

[Reece]

BossMark, they then shot

[BossMark]

TarJak in the bottom

[Jimbuna]

with a water pistol

[Reece]

filled with really stale

[BossMark]

VB very bad beer

[TarJak]

that wakes all tastebuds

[Reece]

then kills them, the

[BossMark]

end is very painful

[TarJak]

so hitting idiots till

[Reece]

they cry is very

[u crank]

cruel but necessary fun

[Reece]

especially when you grab

[BossMark]

him by the short

[von Kinderei]

's givin' him a wedgy

[BossMark]

.which was funny and

[USS Drum]

hilarious Reece thought, so

[von Kinderei]

U570 and USS DRUM danced :/\\k:

[Jimbuna]

around the totum pole

[von Kinderei]

chantin' and holdin' hands

[u crank]

much to the delight

[von Kinderei]

of the love gods

[BossMark]

and their parents who

[Jimbuna]

had a movie camera

[von Kinderei]

were so much embarrassed :oops:

[Jimbuna]

they edited out the

[von Kinderei]

Land Sharkin' scenes and

[BossMark]

the bit with Reece

[Jimbuna]

tucked inside a caterpillar

[u crank]

tractor asleep at the

[Jimbuna]

wheel of the helm

[von Kinderei]

of Good Ship Lollipop

[Reece]

sailing the seven seas

[u crank]

in search of strange

[Reece]

beings reported by local

[von Kinderei]

peanut gallery members that

[nikimcbee]

like to eat mustard

[u crank]

covered twinkies while dancing

[nikimcbee]

nude in chocolate covered

[USS Drum]

biscuits, known as Dar

[U570]

USS Drum biscuits. They

[USS Drum]

were renamed U570 biscuits

[Reece]

then later Niki bickies

[BossMark]

but they tasted like

[Reece]

crap, the main ingredient

[Jimbuna]

was crap, of course

[BossMark]

and even more crap

[u crank]

was added for good

[Jimbuna]

measure and some crap

[BossMark]

was in Reece's garden

[u crank]

that detectives examined carefully

[BossMark]

because it was evidence

[von Kinderei]

that USS DRUM ate them

[BossMark]

as he was guilty

[u crank]

but said evidence returned

[nikimcbee]

in a bottle of

[von Kinderei]

Cod liver oil was

[USS Drum]

crazy. Back at the

[BossMark]

pub all hell was

[nikimcbee]

unleashed when Reece ran

[Jimbuna]

over the pet squirrel

[von Kinderei]

makin' USS DRUM cry again :cry:

[BossMark]

and then he wet

[Jimbuna]

the local vicars poodle

[BossMark]

who was a little

[von Kinderei]

small clone of U570

[u crank]

fuzzy but very cute

[von Kinderei]

and USS DRUM felt love

[Jimbuna]

through a pink letterbox

[von Kinderei]

that TarJak was wearin'

[Jimbuna]

in your small mind

[Reece]

like BossMark's, meanwhile Niki

[von Kinderei]

was crawlin' around in

[Reece]

crap again looking for

[von Kinderei]

all of Jimbuna's Tiddlywinks

[nikimcbee]

a secret weapon which

[u crank]

when loaded scared McBee

[nikimcbee]

so bad he ran

[von Kinderei]

into USS DRUMS open arms

[Reece]

hugging and kissing him

[von Kinderei]

now that IS nasty :yep:

[Reece]

but a true story

[nikimcbee]

. Honey badger is nasty!

http://rlv.zcache.com/honey_badger_hes_so_nasty_card-p137825952520625380z85p0_400.jpg

[Reece]

and chases Reece who

[USS Drum]

ran to the safe

[Reece]

aid of Niki to

[USS Drum]

steal his gun, a

[Reece]

quick grab Reece turned

[BossMark]

and ran to his

[Reece]

position firing rapidly until

[BossMark]

he ran out of

[Reece]

bullets but the Honey Badger

[Jimbuna]

was a sly one

[Reece]

, removing a vest then

[BossMark]

running to Reece for

[u crank]

a quick rub down

[von Kinderei]

but Reece rubbed something

[BossMark]

that wasn't his own

[u crank]

and got slapped for

[BossMark]

it off Mrs Reece

[USS Drum]

who was cleaning laundry

[von Kinderei]

consistin' of skidmarked skivvies

[USS Drum]

that Reece loved to

[von Kinderei]

wear over his head

[BossMark]

even on wash day

[von Kinderei]

with USS DRUM still in'M

[Jimbuna]

wearing nothing else apart

[BossMark]

from his jockstrap and

[Jimbuna]

a broken hearing aid

[von Kinderei]

a Indian War Bonnet

[Jimbuna]

and a false denture

[von Kinderei]

with a cracked monocle

[u crank]

and shoes not tied

[U570]

and his skid-mark skivvie