The Four Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

taken from a plant

[Gerald]

newcastle plant of by

[TarJak]

products of Vendors drivel.

[Gerald]

but the drivel have

[TarJak]

driven the daleks mad

[Jimbuna]

L M A O

[Herr-Berbunch]

almost to the point

[Gerald]

time to change subjekt

[Task Force]

then, a giant egg

[Herr-Berbunch]

spoke in perfect english

[Gerald]

roll down the highway

[Lionclaw]

into hell for poor

[Herr-Berbunch]

weather, and it rained

[Gerald]

and snowed heavily along

[Herr-Berbunch]

the sunny desert road

[Gerald]

is to have space

[Herr-Berbunch]

in a cramped cupboard

[Gerald]

cupboard saw opportunities and

[Herr-Berbunch]

stuttered some words like

[Jimbuna]

you will be exterminated

[Gerald]

from NSY and then

[nikimcbee]

ate a bowl of

[Herr-Berbunch]

chickpea and kangaroo salad






Jim, what's with all the Dalek refs?:hmmm:

[Gerald]

what a fantastic meal

[Jimbuna]

fit for a king

[Gerald]

from land of tectonic

[Jimbuna]

idiots and midget morons

[Herr-Berbunch]

singing 'oompah loompah' songs

[Jimbuna]

chickpea and kangaroo salad
Jim, what's with all the Dalek refs?:hmmm:

singing 'oompah loompah' songs

on the Dalek spaceship :DL

[Herr-Berbunch]

along with Willy Wonka

[Jimbuna]

and the chocolate Dalek :dead:

[Herr-Berbunch]

eaten by Augustus Gloop


:D

[Jimbuna]

king of all soup.

[Gerald]

not the soup from

[Jimbuna]

the kitchen from hell

[Herr-Berbunch]

that included horrible croutons

[Jimbuna]

made from mice droppings

[Herr-Berbunch]

found in Jim's bedroom

[Gerald]

chased the poor mouse

[Jimbuna]

out of the house

[Gerald]

submitted to the nearest

[Jimbuna]

cheese making retail outlet

[Gerald]

from the old abandoned

[nikimcbee]

curry hut where Steed

[Gerald]

live happily in their

[Herr-Berbunch]

pantry, he thought panty

[Gerald]

from the Amazon jungles

[Jimbuna]

in deepest darkest Venus

[Gerald]

in which he threw

[Jimbuna]

the wildest party ever

[Gerald]

anyone had heard of

[Jimbuna]

in a million parsecs

[Herr-Berbunch]

or fifteen minutes, whichever

[Gerald]

than we could handle

[Jimbuna]

with a vaulting pole

[Gerald]

a vessel with mizzen

[Jimbuna]

and a cats paw

[Gerald]

from the good home

[Jimbuna]

of mister ali baba

[Gerald]

leaving on jetplane soon

[Jimbuna]

without john denver piloting

[TarJak]

into rocky mountain high

[Gerald]

with all my bags

[nikimcbee]

of catnip, the cat

[TarJak]

LOL'd in the ROFLcopter

[nikimcbee]

but Tarjak's mum unplugged

[Lionclaw]

the sun, making it

[TarJak]

shine from his behind

[Jimbuna]

like a glowing beacon

[TarJak]

of wholesome goodness and

[Gerald]

and the word for

[Jimbuna]

'and' shouldn't be repeated :DL

[Gerald]

'and' shouldn't be repeated :DL Yes,true! :roll:

we are here for

[Jimbuna]

a gaggle of geese

[Gerald]

words is a joke

[Jimbuna]

to all those concerned

[Gerald]

you mean ALL HERE

[Jimbuna]

in the dark cellar

[Lionclaw]

are playing with themselves

[Gerald]

It sounds very sad

[Jimbuna]

when toy soldiers cry

[Gerald]

what answer you on

[Jimbuna]

the golden hour programme

[Gerald]

Delivered FREE in the

[Jimbuna]

Punjabi New Times newspaper

[Herr-Berbunch]

wrapping fish and chips

[Gerald]

between football matches and

[nikimcbee]

Hitler finds out videos.

[Flaxpants]

And on that note,

[Jimbuna]

a new chapter begins

[TarJak]

with the ultimate ending.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Hello from me, and

[Gerald]

africa or canada with

[Herr-Berbunch]

simply the easiest available

[Gerald]

words that were available

[Herr-Berbunch]

plucked from the internet

[Gerald]

used without object yes

[Herr-Berbunch]

but no, but yes

[Gerald]

I like the creativity

[Jimbuna]

used by squashed frogs

[Gerald]

but they are smooth

[Flaxpants]

talkers, known for their

[TarJak]

twisted femurs, indelicate lemurs

[Jimbuna]

and sh!t stained underwear

[Flaxpants]

which is actually fashionable

[Jimbuna]

in the fourth world

[Herr-Berbunch]

near Newcastle. But wait

[TarJak]

Newcastle and WHUFC both

[Herr-Berbunch]

play Netball in skirts

[Gerald]

yes but only one

[Herr-Berbunch]

is really a man

[Jimbuna]

made from geordie steel

[Gerald]

actually from the heels

[Herr-Berbunch]

up he was she

[Jimbuna]

who must be obeyed

[Gerald]

no I do not

[Jimbuna]

know what your typing

[Herr-Berbunch]

with just four words

[Gerald]

difficult to compress all

[Herr-Berbunch]

air in a bucket

[Gerald]

sounds strange after the

[Herr-Berbunch]

four horsemen of the

[Jimbuna]

lunatic asylum rode past

[Gerald]

into the fog again

[Herr-Berbunch]

on the back of

[Lionclaw]

on the back of

a giant treadmill wondering

[Herr-Berbunch]

what the weather will

[Gerald]

so it rains heavily

[nikimcbee]

in Geordieland, the zulus

[Gerald]

from the planet somewhere

[Lionclaw]

in a parallel universe

[Jimbuna]

just across the street

[Herr-Berbunch]

near fair bear 'Zaire'

[Jimbuna]

in the cloth market

[Herr-Berbunch]

dancing for money and

[Jimbuna]

small scraps of food

[nikimcbee]

From Jim's favo(u)rite curry

[Gerald]

sweet and sour will

[nikimcbee]

remove paint from the

[Gerald]

golden globe made in

[TarJak]

South Shields. Voluminous delicacies

[nikimcbee]

filled the basket of

[Flaxpants]

plenty, with plenty of

[nikimcbee]

zubas, leotards, hairspray and

[Flaxpants]

mouthwash- everything a man

[nikimcbee]

would need to find

[Flaxpants]

in the jungles of

[TarJak]

Iceland. Corrupt policemen docilely

[Flaxpants]

fondle their genitals with

[TarJak]

stinging nettles, razors and

[Flaxpants]

wire brushes and dettol.

[Jimbuna]

The funny thing was

[Lionclaw]

, it wasn't so uncomfortable

[Flaxpants]

not with the valium

[Herr-Berbunch]

Jim downed with gin

[Jimbuna]

and a feathered chaser

[Herr-Berbunch]

dipped in his shandy

[Jimbuna]

by a blind monkey

[Gerald]

maybe blind but i

[Lionclaw]

can see quite well

[Herr-Berbunch]

with night vision goggles




oops, nearly put googles :rotfl2:

[Gerald]

Of course, it is

[Herr-Berbunch]

visible on the dark

[Gerald]

train station in the fog

[Herr-Berbunch]

by a dog, on

[Jimbuna]

a hot tin roof

[Gerald]

you mean a cat

[Flaxpants]

surely? You must be

[TarJak]

smelling what mcbee's cooking

[Flaxpants]

or what he's smoking

[TarJak]

in his pants of

[Flaxpants]

latex. My goodness, they

[nikimcbee]

poured bacon grease down

[Jimbuna]

the edge of reason

[Herr-Berbunch]

to make it delicious

[TarJak]

but inedible to all

[Herr-Berbunch]

except 'eat all mcbee'

[Gerald]

none of that talk

[TarJak]

described the actual facts

[Gerald]

true unless the evidence

[Herr-Berbunch]

fitted, like OJ's glove

[Gerald]

stupidity has no legal

[Lionclaw]

meaning in this world

[Herr-Berbunch]

so lets move to

[Gerald]

into a circus so

[Herr-Berbunch]

Vendor's Big Top can

[Jimbuna]

play with the clowns

[Gerald]

thanks so much for

[Herr-Berbunch]

playing with me today

[Jimbuna]

said the dark pygmy

[Herr-Berbunch]

riding the lipizzaner horse

[Gerald]

from Italy or Portugal

[Jimbuna]

via the Arab Emirates

[Gerald]

a long short cut

[TarJak]

via the Peruvian Alps

[Gerald]

Skiing gives every recreational

[TarJak]

vole many possible outcomes

[Jimbuna]

on the planet Zonk

[TarJak]

Jimbuna's new home base.

[Flaxpants]

Where he delights in

[Jimbuna]

many forms of depravity

[Gerald]

Suddenly, it feels good

[Lionclaw]

to eat some nails

[TarJak]

as third human centipede

[Gerald]

Arthropoda is the same

[Herr-Berbunch]

as 'ah, stuff it!'

[Gerald]

right word for it

[Lionclaw]

, would be, another word

[Herr-Berbunch]

beginning with 'Q', like...

[Gerald]

in the James Bond

[Herr-Berbunch]

shoe shop in Hamburg

[Gerald]

you mean hamburgers or

[Jimbuna]

cheeseburgers in a shoebox

[Lionclaw]

along with stinky socks

[Jimbuna]

on a candlelit dinner

[Herr-Berbunch]

with Brown Ale to

[Gerald]

Jim and his friends

[Jimbuna]

on the rifle range

[Gerald]

they practice on dummies

[Jimbuna]

taken from young babies

[Gerald]

you're wrong my friend

[Jimbuna]

said the Bishop to

[Gerald]

you avoid the subject

[Jimbuna]

being the fndamental point

[Gerald]

being the fndamental point fndamental.. % can be related :hmmm: we have new values

[Jimbuna]

but only four words

[Gerald]

Of course, when focus

[flatsixes]

is halved, it's twocus.

[Gerald]

sounds more like a

[Jimbuna]

senseless oxymoron to me

[Gerald]

I think the word

[CaptainMattJ.]

Beggining Middle End Resolution

[Jimbuna]

will resolve all manner

[Herr-Berbunch]

of international tensions between

[Jimbuna]

the warm bed linen

[Gerald]

not at all stupid

[Jimbuna]

but really quite incompetent

[flatsixes]

at darts and romance

[Gerald]

I await the visiting

[Jimbuna]

of the marshmallow man

[Gerald]

Also good to grill

[Jimbuna]

on an open fire

[TarJak]

. Seventeen sweet young nubile

[Jimbuna]

cockroaches went out dancing

[Herr-Berbunch]

with Tarjak in Sidney

[Gerald]

port with all its

[Jimbuna]

strange sounding brass bands

[Gerald]

comes from the jungle

[Jimbuna]

drums in the mountains

[Gerald]

people have no track