The Four Word Story Game

[The Enigma]

or shall I take

[Jimbuna]

two for a change

[eddie]

so I can be

[Jimbuna]

drunk as a pickled

[BossMark]

egg in a angry

[Cybermat47]

Child named Steven Grabowski

[The Enigma]

Santa opened a bottle

[Jimbuna]

of his favourite perfume

[eddie]

just before he started to

[Cybermat47]

Post on subsim with

[Jimbuna]

his favourite pet monkey

[Cybermat47]

Cybermat47, who loved sharks

[eddie]

decided to jump in

[Cybermat47]

With them, and was

[The Enigma]

eaten instantly by a

[Cybermat47]

Man named jimbuna, who

[TarJak]

completely ignored. Sleepily Jimbuna

[Cybermat47]

Went to bed, how

[TarJak]

do capital letter have

[Cybermat47]

Such power over mortals,

[Reece]

it is truly Remarkable!!:timeout:

[nikimcbee]

Blimy, Reece is back

[eddie]

to remind us that

[Cybermat47]

Pineapples are evil Nazis

[Reece]

when used as suppositories!:yep:

[Cybermat47]

The pineapple Nazis stole

[Reece]

TarJak's undies, this made

[eddie]

for quite a shocking

[Cybermat47]

Entrance to Hogwarts for

[Stealhead]

Cybermat47 in ladies panties, (knickers in the Queens English)

[Reece]

this jaw dropping news

[BossMark]

which made everyone think

[TarJak]

this thread was derailed

[Jimbuna]

a long time ago

[Stealhead]

twas a dandy who

[BossMark]

came to town on

[eddie]

Friday night, only to

[Fubar2Niner]

leave on Saturday, bugger

[Jimbuna]

the days fly past

[Fubar2Niner]

observed the effervescent swallow

[Jimbuna]

with the crooked beak

[Fubar2Niner]

and enormous red buttocks

[The Enigma]

as a new standard

[Jimbuna]

for a fowl fashion

[The Enigma]

fancying all subsim members

[eddie]

who want to try

[Jimbuna]

making a tidy sum

[The Enigma]

for Christmas eve, so

[Fubar2Niner]

. Swallows as we know,

[Jimbuna]

are better than ducks

[The Enigma]

but not as good

[Gerald]

to find someone to

[Jimbuna]

as a cooked turkey

[Fubar2Niner]

unless it's a goose

[Jimbuna]

looking for a gander

[Fubar2Niner]

under a spreading chestnut

[Jimbuna]

tree in the stadium

[Fubar2Niner]

. Broccoli, a misunderstood vegetable

[Gerald]

for a decent price

[Fubar2Niner]

can become a pineapple

[eddie]

only in Newcastle,during

[Fubar2Niner]

the Vegetable Fantasy Ball

[Gerald]

at level 35 or

[Jimbuna]

said vegetable ball reminds

[eddie]

to quit eating those

[Jimbuna]

on a Tuesday night

[Gerald]

,but other nights are

[Jimbuna]

return to spamming acts

[Gerald]

,which is not allowed

[Jimbuna]

or actually shouldnt be

[Gerald]

anywhere on Earth soil.

[Jimbuna]

or whatever that means

[Gerald]

of a particular type

[Jimbuna]

of the understandable kind

[Gerald]

to the widest possible

[Reece]

thoughts of wisdom that

[Gerald]

a bend over position

[nikimcbee]

to see Steed's pet
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[Gerald]

but Reece was first

[BossMark]

into the lock in

[Reece]

with Vendor who remarked "

[Jimbuna]

time and time again

[BossMark]

and then he said

[Jimbuna]

nothing of any value

[Gerald]

in this group,however

[Jimbuna]

miracles can sometime happen

[Gerald]

and we call them

[Jimbuna]

something entirely different to

[Gerald]

to those six wonderful

[Jimbuna]

eyes in your head

[Gerald]

,eyes belonged to Boss Mark

[The Enigma]

. No not six, seven

[Jimbuna]

and three quarters actually

[The Enigma]

indeed, and no less

[Gerald]

,but perhaps a viable

[Jimbuna]

than a complete one

[Gerald]

at a low price

[Jimbuna]

for the criminally insane

[The Enigma]

who post in here

[Jimbuna]

with a sad penchant

[Gerald]

for those addicted to

[The Enigma]

play with words and

[Gerald]

used become the main

[Jimbuna]

a jar of alphabet

[Gerald]

is an imaginative, dreamy

[Jimbuna]

and often repetitive outcome

[Gerald]

by similar neural mechanisms

[Jimbuna]

of ones inner self

[Fubar2Niner]

seen from the outside

[Jimbuna]

of a bird cage

[Fubar2Niner]

buldging with huge millet

[Jimbuna]

sandcastles and candy floss

[Fubar2Niner]

tinted mirrors with bells

[Gerald]

and horns for Christmas

[Jimbuna]

stolen from the hunchback

[Gerald]

of Notre Dame II

[Jimbuna]

the one before the

[Fubar2Niner]

one with two I's

[Jimbuna]

and the three ears

[Fubar2Niner]

of corn. Kellogs ears

[Gerald]

is cut into bunny

[Fubar2Niner]

dorsal fins, swimming bunnys

[Gerald]

get water in their

[Fubar2Niner]

whiskers, photoshoots are out........!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jimbuna]

and cheese is in

[Gerald]

a huge form of

[Fubar2Niner]

large numbers at Tesco's

[Jimbuna]

just down the road

[Gerald]

where they sell cheap

[Jimbuna]

jokes for a living

[Gerald]

like, dealing with Police

[Jimbuna]

and other annoying pests

[Gerald]

that wont lay off

[Fubar2Niner]

the blue cheese and

[Gerald]

a little bit of

[Fubar2Niner]

red wine and grapes

[Gerald]

planted in all corners

[Fubar2Niner]

of an OXO cube

[Gerald]

owned and manufactured by

[Fubar2Niner]

Four Horsemen Of Apocolypse

[Gerald]

in the last book

[AVGWarhawk]

dropped a load of

[Fubar2Niner]

fairydust on baby jesus

[Jimbuna]

to help the most

[Fubar2Niner]

deserved fish Capt. Birdseye

[Jimbuna]

and his fish fingers

[Gerald]

load a slice of

[Jimbuna]

further meniage for you

[Gerald]

include someone other than

[Fubar2Niner]

gollum, bilbo and gandalf

[Jimbuna]

from the comedy show

[Gerald]

at from BBC programmes

[Jimbuna]

try to make sense

[Gerald]

said the man behind

[Jimbuna]

the hot smoking keyboard

[Gerald]

when typing on it

[Jimbuna]

all through the night

[Fubar2Niner]

the wind did moan

[Gerald]

a little bird lit

[Fubar2Niner]

a cigarette and coughed

[Gerald]

,don't seem to complain

[Jimbuna]

for yet another marathon

[Fubar2Niner]

christmas take on victorian

[Jimbuna]

ethics of foreign gibberish

[Gerald]

to the meaningless jumble

[Reece]

spewing from Jim's gob

[nikimcbee]

of Steed's pet rooster

[BossMark]

came a shout of

[TarJak]

"Howay Sid mon! Garn

[Fubar2Niner]

. Up jumped Sid, alarmed

[TarJak]

and punched Biffa Bacon

[Fubar2Niner]

with his ham hock

[TarJak]

wrapped in a filthy sock

[Fubar2Niner]

and dripping with snot

[TarJak]

. The pub erupted into

[Fubar2Niner]

laughter as Sid farted

[Reece]

in TarJak's general direction

[Jimbuna]

emitting a green cloud

[Fubar2Niner]

of sulphorous explosive gas

[Jimbuna]

registering six point eight

[Fubar2Niner]

on the kitchen scales

[Jimbuna]

that weighed heavily upon

[Fubar2Niner]

the Popes christmas blessing

[TarJak]

of the annual drinkswill

[BossMark]

down in the land

[Jimbuna]

of the pink poodles

[Fubar2Niner]

and peagreen winged badgers

[Jimbuna]

from the marshmallow territory

[Fubar2Niner]

of Gorgonzola-On-Toast

[Jimbuna]

just north of Cardiff

[Fubar2Niner]

is a lonely sheep

[Jimbuna]

farm where Reece frequents

[Fubar2Niner]

the sheep shearing races

[Jimbuna]

carrying a blunt razor

[Fubar2Niner]

and a large parrot

[Jimbuna]

in a sheepskin sporran

[Fubar2Niner]

dotted with garlic butter

[Jimbuna]

and a spicy poppadom

[Fubar2Niner]

. A large red organ

[Jimbuna]

hidden in a forest

[Fubar2Niner]

of similarly looking organs

[Gerald]

and show abnormal apoptosis

[Fubar2Niner]

.......... Not the dreaded apoptosis !!!!!!!!

[Gerald]

Anyway, we know that

[Fubar2Niner]

just the bear necessities

[Jimbuna]

of life after death

[Fubar2Niner]

will come to you

[Gerald]

when the night is

[Fubar2Niner]

come, and the land

[Gerald]

pages provide an integrated

[Jimbuna]

shall feed us all

[Gerald]

is no guarantee of

[Jimbuna]

yet more to come

[Fubar2Niner]

or if it's edible

[Gerald]

,its available at the

[Jimbuna]

then cook it first

[eddie]

before it turns to

[Jimbuna]

jump out the window

[Fubar2Niner]

in a kamikaze fashion !

[Gerald]

complimented by matching accessories

[Jimbuna]

like that of Tojo

[Gerald]

offer the people in

[Fubar2Niner]

then throw them out

[Jimbuna]

of the tennis match

[Gerald]

,delays are not permitted

[Jimbuna]

unless rain stops play

[TarJak]

or drinks are called

[Jimbuna]

for by a drunken

[TarJak]

sailor, whose cricket bat

[Jimbuna]

is made from aluminium

[TarJak]

cigarette cartons manufactured in

[Jimbuna]

the local sweat shop

[TarJak]

staffed by infants and

[The Enigma]

a strange looking guy

[BossMark]

who was running to

[The Enigma]

the shoplifter who took

[Jimbuna]

the till and ran

[The Enigma]

outside towards his car.

[TarJak]

Candied bacon flavoured beer

[The Enigma]

Eggs, Cheese milk, butter :o

[Jimbuna]

and other hypothetical items

[The Enigma]

It is nearly Christmas,

[Jimbuna]

said Santas little helper

[BossMark]

Reece who was in

[Jimbuna]

some cute silken knickers

[The Enigma]

Which he stole from

[Gerald]

vehicles in Lompoc, and

[BossMark]

Sydney in the land

[Gerald]

, for real estate and

[Jimbuna]

of the down under