The Four Word Story Game

[TarJak]

University varsity cheergirl squad

[nikimcbee]

on Boxing Day. Tarjak

[USS Drum]

on the other hand

[Madox58]

had some strange 'lubricant'
:hmmm:

[nikimcbee]

which he purchased from

[USS Drum]

a gun super store

[BossMark]

so that he could

[USS Drum]

sing "it's a long

[BossMark]

to Tipperary". Meanwhile Reece

[TarJak]

filled in the missing

[Jimbuna]

'way' to make sense

[TarJak]

of the confused ramblings

[Jimbuna]

of one soon returning

[BossMark]

home from the pub

[Jimbuna]

with a black cat

[1480]

who had three legs

[BossMark]

who liked to drink

[Jimbuna]

paraffin through a hose

[BossMark]

pipe straight from TarJaks

[Jimbuna]

secret nightime drinks stash

[BossMark]

which he had to

[Jimbuna]

share with the zombies

[Randomizer]

from next door. However

[Jimbuna]

Hitler was not amused

[USS Drum]

and ordered the gestapo

[BossMark]

to arrest Reece and

[USS Drum]

drink all his beer

[Reece]

then arrested BossMark and

[USS Drum]

jim because they sank

[BossMark]

Reeces U-boats with a

[Reece]

loaded water pistol filled

[BossMark]

with a very large

[Jimbuna]

dose of liquidised cement

[BossMark]

which was bought from

[Jimbuna]

the local chip shop

[USS Drum]

that was owned by

[Jimbuna]

the queen of hearts

[nikimcbee]

also known as Reece

[USS Drum]

than jim in his

[nikimcbee]

barbi playhouse fantasy world

[Jimbuna]

at war series film

[nikimcbee]

where Ken, Barbi, Tarjak,

[Rockstar]

filmed a porno with

[USS Drum]

BossMark and his Toyota

[nikimcbee]

called "oops, I dropped

[TarJak]

my guts in San Francisco"

[USS Drum]

then they sold it

[BossMark]

for millions of pounds

[Rockstar]

of dried cow paddies

[USS Drum]

that Hitler once owned

[Jimbuna]

before the last war

[BossMark]

now he was bored

[USS Drum]

So he made more

[Kaye T. Bai]

children with your hot

[Jimbuna]

roll of blotting paper

[USS Drum]

that jim made himself

[Jimbuna]

out of a tablecloth

[TarJak]

worn by his only

[USS Drum]

Childhood teddy bear named

[BossMark]

Oscar who was always

[USS Drum]

saying I like Mr.

[BossMark]

TarJak because he his

[TarJak]

generous nature and kindness

[BossMark]

which we all know

[TarJak]

from long experience. Clubbing

[Jimbuna]

a seal pup repeatedly

[USS Drum]

but then the club

[BossMark]

was made of chocolate

[USS Drum]

and jim couldn't resist

[Jimbuna]

a pint of beer

[USS Drum]

and drank it up

[Jimbuna]

through the tall chimney

[TarJak]

shaped drinking straw, until

[USS Drum]

Himmler marched into the

[TarJak]

Baltic minefields, singing the

[USS Drum]

song he made that

[TarJak]

prevented a thorough investigation

[BossMark]

which Jim was involved

[USS Drum]

in. However Patton was

[TarJak]

extremely cross at the

[BossMark]

time because of all

[TarJak]

his cluttered thoughts gathering

[BossMark]

which is rather intresting

[Jimbuna]

to those of interest

[BossMark]

which there are not

[Jimbuna]

a great many of

[BossMark]

apart from one or

[Jimbuna]

two or three maybe

[BossMark]

or even four, but

[USS Drum]

on the other side

[BossMark]

of the road Reece

[USS Drum]

was petting a Russian

[Randomizer]

Wolf Hound named Igor

[BossMark]

who belonged to TarJak

[USS Drum]

but Stalin was not

[BossMark]

amused as to why

[Jimbuna]

his toast was cold

[nikimcbee]

from her icy personality

[Jimbuna]

in a frosted glass

[von Kinderei]

Beer tastes the best :yeah:

[Rockstar]

when eating sponge cake

[von Kinderei]

I run around naked ... :D

[BossMark]

with a beer towel

[von Kinderei]

In a furry hat :shucks:

[Jimbuna]

yes, we've all heard

[1480]

the poopdeck is not

[von Kinderei]

The place for poop

[Jimbuna]

but rather the place

[von Kinderei]

for dancin' inda moonlight :yep:

[Jimbuna]

serenade at the proms

[von Kinderei]

please Jimbuna ... my ears :doh:

[USS Drum]

now, back on topic

[von Kinderei]

I thought we were ... :06:

[USS Drum]

the one about Stalin

[von Kinderei]

Ahhh ... the ruthless paranoid

[USS Drum]

Hitler is not amused

[Randomizer]

but is thankfully dead.

[Rockstar]

Two angry beavers chewed

[USS Drum]

on a piece of

[Rockstar]

cyclotrimethylene trinitramine shaped like

[von Kinderei]

a tiny dwalf dingleberry

[USS Drum]

that BossMark made himself

[von Kinderei]

outta sawdust and peroxide

[USS Drum]

and also a pint

[Reece]

of raw sewage, the

[von Kinderei]

moon is hollow , so

[USS Drum]

the substance was green

[von Kinderei]

I knew aliens were

[USS Drum]

have you seen your

[von Kinderei]

nevermind ... I found it

[USS Drum]

good your avatar is

[von Kinderei]

changed like your's did ... :up:

[USS Drum]

now at the scope

[Reece]

I can see that

[von Kinderei]

this is kinda fun :yep:

[Reece]

in a kinky way!

[Randomizer]

However, kinky was never

[BossMark]

a word that TarJak

[Reece]

could hold back, he

[Kaye T. Bai]

started to manually stimulate

[von Kinderei]

the forces of humannature

[Randomizer]

, which is two words,

[von Kinderei]

I do know that ;)

[Randomizer]

and the story continues

[von Kinderei]

Once upon a time

[Jimbuna]

we've had that before

[von Kinderei]

DOH ... lets try again

[Jimbuna]

said the blind parrot

[von Kinderei]

as he flew into

[Jimbuna]

the heated swimming pool

[Randomizer]

filled with bikini clad

[Jimbuna]

dolphins and sea urchins

[von Kinderei]

along with Spongebob and Patrick

[Jimbuna]

the three legged crab

[von Kinderei]

drove across country in

[Jimbuna]

a mechanised lobster pot

[von Kinderei]

stolen from Red Lobster

[Jimbuna]

at the Lobster Inn

[von Kinderei]

B-52's and Rock Lobster

[Jimbuna]

were on the menu

[USS Drum]

but the cook was

[Jimbuna]

on the drink again

[von Kinderei]

floatin' in a dingy

[USS Drum]

but then he saw

[von Kinderei]

a whale ina bikini

[USS Drum]

that was really a

[1480]

buna in a bustier

[nikimcbee]

from Reece's private collection

[Reece]

of marbles and other

[USS Drum]

stuff such as torpedoes,

[von Kinderei]

and midgets in tutu's

[Reece]

, these excited TarJak so

[von Kinderei]

much that he had

[USS Drum]

jump off the empire

[von Kinderei]

magazine to read about

[USS Drum]

but however Churchill was

[von Kinderei]

sittin' on his cigar

[nikimcbee]

ear wax, chinese food,

[von Kinderei]

I'm very hungry now

[USS Drum]

I already ate subway

[von Kinderei]

without the earwax condiment

[USS Drum]

Once upon a time

[von Kinderei]

was reprimanded for that

[Reece]

cliche, a fitting punishment

[von Kinderei]

Mose's law and keelhauled

[Reece]

, back at the ranch,

[von Kinderei]

Howdy Doody and BuffaloBob

[USS Drum]

where playing with Jim

[Randomizer]

in the hot tub

[von Kinderei]

when Clarabell walked in

[Reece]

, Jim was so excited

[von Kinderei]

it doesn't take much

[USS Drum]

to excite him and

[von Kinderei]

make him wanna jump

[USS Drum]

into a pit of

[von Kinderei]

marshmellows mixed with cactus

[USS Drum]

juice, back at the

[Randomizer]

Tequila distillery, where several

[von Kinderei]

Grey Wolves were chowin'

[USS Drum]

on the battleship HMS

[Reece]

Lollipop, a good ship,

[von Kinderei]

Its a sweet trip

[USS Drum]

said Mr. Scrooge but

[von Kinderei]

Bungo Pete was pingin'

[USS Drum]

the USS Nerka so

[Reece]

the alarm sounded and

[USS Drum]

the captain said Dive

[BossMark]

straight to the pub

[TarJak]

toilets, where Bossmark lurked

[Reece]

with soiled pants after

[magicstix]

a night in Thailand

[Reece]

eating hot curries and

[BossMark]

and drinking beer with

[1480]

a blind midget Thugee

[Reece]

called Bethany who likes

[Jimbuna]

lots of cheap thrills

[von Kinderei]

can be found at

[BossMark]

Mcbees house in which

[von Kinderei]

Gremlins reside under the

[USS Drum]

couch that Mr. Benito

[von Kinderei]

uses as a trampoline

[USS Drum]

but Himmler was not

[Jimbuna]

the only wicked devil

[von Kinderei]

Cage the Elephant remix :rock:

[Jimbuna]

with the new blender

[von Kinderei]

daiquiris will be made

[nikimcbee]

with a fosters-like liquid

[Reece]

only more volatile like

[von Kinderei]

molotov cocktail's with nitro

[Jimbuna]

beer for thirsty frogs

[nikimcbee]

who are from Quebec

[magicstix]

AKA Canada's redheaded stepchild

[USS Drum]

,back at the ranch

[von Kinderei]

thought it burnt down

[Jimbuna]

the highway pretty quickly

[von Kinderei]

we rolled on down

[Rockstar]

to the chicken coup

[von Kinderei]

in a model A

[Jimbuna]

Ford made from plastercine

[magicstix]

but got cut off

[Rockstar]

and ran over Vendor

[von Kinderei]

due to bad mixin'

[magicstix]

But all was well

[von Kinderei]

in love and war

[Rockstar]

. Suddenly a killer rabbit

[magicstix]

jumped onto the road

[von Kinderei]

wearin' a jock said

[magicstix]

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

[Reece]

but the truck did

[magicstix]

and ran it over