The Four Word Story Game

[Reece]

with a torch attached

[U570]

to a yellow submarine

[Flaxpants]

soap-on-a-rope

[Reece]

, this cleaned things out!:dead:

[BossMark]

rather fast and then

[U570]

Lennon decided to mow

[BossMark]

the lawn so that

[Reece]

he could plant some

[U570]

Roses for Eleanor Rigby

[Jimbuna]

picks up the rice

[Reece]

paper, rolls a joint,

[BossMark]

and sings a rather

[Reece]

squeaky sounding song called

[Jimbuna]

a life on the

[BossMark]

ocean waves. Also the

[U570]

Garuda Indonesia Airline cockpit

[Reece]

caught on fire and

[U570]

all was normal and

[u crank]

Doctor Robert was flying

[U570]

rather horridly, and he

[u crank]

crashed in the outback

[Jimbuna]

of a hippo's backside

[nikimcbee]

. And now for something

[u crank]

everyone wants to see

[Jimbuna]

fall on its backside

[BossMark]

the Tory lead government

[U570]

because it is funny

[Reece]

but only to U570

[U570]

because I don't know

[BossMark]

what day it is

[u crank]

or what Tory is

[U570]

in office right now

[Jimbuna]

working on a scam

[BossMark]

as they always do

[Jimbuna]

whilst the country sleeps

[U570]

and dreams about Kate

[Jimbuna]

and her rubber duck

[Reece]

, wasn't that my duck?

[Jimbuna]

yours was the frog

[u crank]

quacking like a duck

[U570]

on viagra and novacaine

[MR. Wood]

with Lohan and Swift

[nikimcbee]

boat vets that would

[BossMark]

sink and then try

[U570]

to kill Lindsay Lohan

[Jimbuna]

with a rabbit punch

[U570]

fit for a queen

[u crank]

delivered with style and

[Reece]

connected with a mighty

[BossMark]

blow to U570, who

[u crank]

winced slightly while dancing

[Reece]

then fell hitting the

[Jimbuna]

bridge of his nose

[BossMark]

while standing on one

[Jimbuna]

of his hairy nostrils

[nikimcbee]

that he knitted together

[Jimbuna]

with his pet orangutan

[BossMark]

called TarJak was his

[nikimcbee]

Minstrel. Tarjak sang and

[Jimbuna]

picked at his nose

[nikimcbee]

during Australia's nation pasttime

[BossMark]

of breaking wind and

[u crank]

playing funny dress up

[Jimbuna]

with seven threadbare veils

[nikimcbee]

, Thacher beat Bossmark like

[u crank]

a naughty school boy

[nikimcbee]

as he whimper with:o

[Jimbuna]

tongue in cookie jar

[nikimcbee]

at Jim's flat in

[Jimbuna]

the top floor penthouse

[u crank]

of the local beer-parlor

[Jimbuna]

caled the rovers return

[nikimcbee]

to Aussie Debauchery. Reece

[Jimbuna]

was a queer sort

[u crank]

somewhat confused and always

[USS Drum]

who used a wire

[BossMark]

which was always loose

[u crank]

usually frayed and always

[nikimcbee]

buttered in a sweet:o

[Reece]

sauce that was licked

[Flaxpants]

off the back of

[BossMark]

mcbees head and then

[Flaxpants]

rolled into small balls

[Jimbuna]

before being disposed of

[BossMark]

by TarJak who would

[Jimbuna]

slip them in tissues

[Flaxpants]

- he was good at that

[Jimbuna]

but not anything else

[U570]

as you would expect

[Jimbuna]

from a barge pole

[nikimcbee]

which split in two

[Jimbuna]

halves like a lemon

[nikimcbee]

zinger. Hostess apple pies

[BossMark]

with custard and a

[nikimcbee]

hungry bulldog with gas

[Jimbuna]

fuelled gas ignition system

[BossMark]

was rather too gassy

[Jimbuna]

for the gas station

[nikimcbee]

where Welsh and Geordies

[u crank]

park cars for amusement

[U570]

of the Brits and Irish

[Reece]

, the whole affair stank!

[u crank]

Feeling refreshed mcbee invited

[U570]

ucrank and Reece to

[BossMark]

his kindergarten to play

[U570]

marbles and some skipping

[BossMark]

with a large snake

[U570]

that eats men whole

[Jimbuna]

but not eedjits thankfully

[U570]

because jim was one

[Flaxpants]

of those guys who

[U570]

would fight 'til he

[Flaxpants]

broke his truncheon, then

[Jimbuna]

go into harm mode

[Flaxpants]

with the chainsaw attachment

[Jimbuna]

strapped to his arm

[Gerald]

,can be briefly seen

[Herr-Berbunch]

returning to the forum


:03:

[BossMark]

and glad to see

[Gerald]

a "new" name here :)

[Jimbuna]

in the darkest arena

[Gerald]

trapped inside those shattered

[nikimcbee]

easter eggs that Vendor

[Jimbuna]

had a hard time

[BossMark]

laying while he was

[nikimcbee]

spanked by Bossmark and

[Gerald]

offer Mcbee to join

[nikimcbee]

"The Buna fanclub and

[Jimbuna]

special invites only mind

[u crank]

your manners because Reece

[Jimbuna]

has been a lifelong

[nikimcbee]

member of Tarjak's Debauchery

[u crank]

and seems quite anxious

[U570]

to get out of

[nikimcbee]

"The Club", so he

[u crank]

started eating prunes and

[Reece]

pie-floaters that made him

[u crank]

unpopular at "The Club"

[USS Drum]

,u crank then spanked jim

[U570]

with a nail board

[BossMark]

Jim was not happy

[Flaxpants]

with the results. His

[U570]

attorney saw Flaxpants about

[BossMark]

a court case which

[Jimbuna]

eventually became a suitcase

[BossMark]

and went on holiday

[Jimbuna]

with the local circus

[Gerald]

monoxide's new professional troupe

[Jimbuna]

. As time goes by

[Gerald]

better that, than nothing

[Jimbuna]

is of any value

[BossMark]

just like Reece's wallet

[Gerald]

,full of money now

[Jimbuna]

the greatest moth sanctuary

[BossMark]

in the land Oz

[Gerald]

since the early 20th

[Jimbuna]

in the grand way

[u crank]

, not a tightwad but

[Reece]

just a bum trying

[MR. Wood]

to get ahead of

[Reece]

u crank who was playing

[U570]

spoons with everyone but

[Reece]

Vendor, suddenly Vendor lashed

[nikimcbee]

a large pickle to

[BossMark]

Reece who caught it

[Gefreiter]

between his broken teeth

[U570]

with his sliver tongue

[Jimbuna]

he'd stolen from a

[BossMark]

drunken TarJak who was

[Jimbuna]

down on bended knees

[Reece]

crying for mercy when

[Jimbuna]

his nappy fell off

[TarJak]

BossMark's head, onto Jimbuna's

[Herr-Berbunch]

lap where Reece was

[BossMark]

playing at marbles with

[Gerald]

the first time it is

[BossMark]

been known as a

[TarJak]

rubbery figure called BossMark.

[Jimbuna]

People should always worry

[u crank]

about their rubbers. Sometimes

[Jimbuna]

they can become perferated

[u crank]

causing flat tires or

[Jimbuna]

even the odd accident

[TarJak]

which disturbs their equilibrium

[u crank]

causing a sideways malfunction

[U570]

of the failure genre

[Reece]

and falling from the

[U570]

heavens while TarJak watched

[BossMark]

Reece drink his beer

[U570]

and steadily become drunk

[Reece]

raising a finger at

[BossMark]

U570 who was in

[U570]

a crowded limousine with

[Gerald]

things which no other

[U570]

person gets to touch

[Jimbuna]

especially at Houston Airport

[Reece]

where Vendor tries to

[Jimbuna]

do what he always

[U570]

and steal peoples food

[Jimbuna]

. When pondering about people

[Herr-Berbunch]

whilst sat naked, Jim

[BossMark]

realised this and ran

[Herr-Berbunch]

naked to the neighbouring

[Gerald]

'exposing himself' to his

[Jimbuna]

house down the avenue

[nikimcbee]

, which was a bad

[Jimbuna]

and insensitive comment considering

[Gerald]

hundreds aren't going to

[nikimcbee]

the Barmy Army was

[Jimbuna]

up of their seats

[BossMark]

at the worlds best

[Gerald]

restaurant awarded from around

[Jimbuna]

restaurant in the underworld

[BossMark]

with the Mafia starring

[Jimbuna]

Benny and the Jets

[u crank]

and their lawyer BossMark

[USS Drum]

who sued himself for

[TarJak]

cruel and unnatural behaviour

[U570]

which included spanking Jim

[BossMark]

with his police truncheon

[Reece]

arousing him to smile

[U570]

as this amused him

[Reece]

giving him dirty thoughts

[U570]

about Reece and TarJak

[Jimbuna]

in a mud bath

[U570]

having a mud fight

[Jimbuna]

in front of the

[U570]

Queen of England and

[Jimbuna]

served in half a

[Gerald]

pumpkin recipe,keep bottom

[u crank]

side up but cool

[Jimbuna]

in a warm place

[BossMark]

so that he could

[Jimbuna]

snuggle up very closely

[u crank]

as the Queen enjoyed

[Jimbuna]

the Kings constant attention

[U570]

because she gave him

[USS Drum]

a golden unicorn with

[BossMark]

a rather large head

[USS Drum]

, Bossmark was not pleased

[Reece]

and jealously ruled supreme

[TarJak]

pizzas with cheese crust.

[U570]

These were stolen by

[Jimbuna]

The secrets of the

[TarJak]

mysterious Order of Oddfellows

[U570]

poor pizza thefts ideals

[Jimbuna]

now I are confused

[u crank]

as you should be

[Reece]

, just eat them Jim

[Jimbuna]

said oompa loompa man