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BossMark
10-11-11, 02:03 AM
and took her to
Reece
10-11-11, 03:24 AM
dinner, after dining we
BossMark
10-11-11, 04:26 AM
went back to her
Reece
10-11-11, 04:39 AM
house and her husband
Flaxpants
10-11-11, 04:45 AM
stood brandishing a shotgun
Jimbuna
10-11-11, 04:46 AM
at the village eedjit
BossMark
10-11-11, 04:51 AM
so Reece ran for
TarJak
10-11-11, 05:18 AM
a long time before
BossMark
10-11-11, 05:56 AM
he could get away
TarJak
10-11-11, 06:00 AM
from the night terrors
Jimbuna
10-11-11, 06:20 AM
buzzing inside his head
BossMark
10-11-11, 06:27 AM
,caused by watching Newcastle
Reece
10-11-11, 06:34 AM
beer factory explode with
BossMark
10-11-11, 06:44 AM
tremendous force, it even
Jimbuna
10-11-11, 07:03 AM
tasted better than Tetleys
BossMark
10-11-11, 07:28 AM
I know it does
Jimbuna
10-11-11, 08:04 AM
said actress to bishop
BossMark
10-11-11, 08:22 AM
who was not at
Jimbuna
10-11-11, 08:50 AM
the evening choir practice
BossMark
10-11-11, 10:58 AM
,but was found in
Jimbuna
10-11-11, 11:30 AM
a can of worms
BossMark
10-11-11, 11:44 AM
,which belonged to TarJak
Jimbuna
10-11-11, 11:45 AM
queen of the desert
BossMark
10-11-11, 12:29 PM
who was on his
Rockstar
10-11-11, 12:58 PM
8th pint of warm
BossMark
10-11-11, 01:08 PM
beer served from the
Jimbuna
10-11-11, 01:15 PM
old wooden horse trough
BossMark
10-11-11, 01:16 PM
in Vendors front room
Jimbuna
10-11-11, 01:24 PM
next to his wig
nikimcbee
10-11-11, 04:23 PM
, face powder and rouge


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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeece!
Reece
10-11-11, 05:04 PM
, a sure likeness indeed
Jimbuna
10-11-11, 05:15 PM
for those so inclined
Reece
10-11-11, 06:02 PM
to follow Niki's example
Rockstar
10-11-11, 06:54 PM
excessive drunkenness and debauchery
Randomizer
10-11-11, 09:52 PM
whilst in the heads.
Reece
10-11-11, 10:31 PM
After slipping head first
TarJak
10-12-11, 12:09 AM
into a vat of
Randomizer
10-12-11, 12:28 AM
melted garlic-butter, several
BossMark
10-12-11, 01:05 AM
hours later Jim was
Randomizer
10-12-11, 01:22 AM
eaten by lobsters. Fortunately
BossMark
10-12-11, 01:30 AM
he managed to get
Reece
10-12-11, 01:49 AM
himself puked up! He
BossMark
10-12-11, 01:51 AM
was very lucky in
Jimbuna
10-12-11, 06:16 AM
the lottery last Saturday
Reece
10-12-11, 07:06 AM
winning $5.30, this was
BossMark
10-12-11, 07:32 AM
awesome amount of money
Jimbuna
10-12-11, 07:38 AM
to purchase beer with
BossMark
10-12-11, 09:50 AM
you and your missus
Randomizer
10-12-11, 10:55 AM
were treated like royalty
Rockstar
10-12-11, 11:54 AM
at the soup kitchen
BossMark
10-12-11, 11:58 AM
,which was being served
Jimbuna
10-12-11, 12:08 PM
by big ears himself
BossMark
10-12-11, 12:45 PM
and was helped by
Jimbuna
10-12-11, 01:15 PM
a horse faced granny
BossMark
10-12-11, 01:34 PM
called "ma Baker" who
Jimbuna
10-12-11, 03:00 PM
wore a leather saddle
Reece
10-12-11, 06:01 PM
mounted by Jim who
Randomizer
10-12-11, 06:11 PM
found it all silly.
Reece
10-12-11, 06:53 PM
He was not alone,
Randomizer
10-12-11, 10:27 PM
he had his beer
Reece
10-12-11, 11:00 PM
but even this was
BossMark
10-12-11, 11:31 PM
not very, so now
Reece
10-13-11, 01:11 AM
it's even more very
Jimbuna
10-13-11, 05:06 AM
not making any sense
Reece
10-13-11, 05:36 AM
, tell me about it!
Jimbuna
10-13-11, 06:28 AM
The best way to
Reece
10-13-11, 07:47 AM
get back on track
Jimbuna
10-13-11, 07:57 AM
using an ice pick
Gerald
10-13-11, 10:04 AM
to cut apart a
Jimbuna
10-13-11, 10:54 AM
freezing piece of ice
Gerald
10-13-11, 11:15 AM
will be submerged, as
Jimbuna
10-13-11, 11:18 AM
a yellow jelly iceberg
BossMark
10-13-11, 01:03 PM
from Reece's very own
Gerald
10-13-11, 01:06 PM
star, in front of
BossMark
10-13-11, 01:15 PM
his local pub, which
nikimcbee
10-13-11, 01:43 PM
Neal Celebrated his Birthday
Gerald
10-13-11, 01:45 PM
, and said he is
BossMark
10-13-11, 01:51 PM
21 again, which is
Gerald
10-13-11, 02:22 PM
"Peace be with you"
BossMark
10-13-11, 02:48 PM
brother, then he went
Gerald
10-13-11, 03:52 PM
to the king, and
Jimbuna
10-13-11, 06:17 PM
the ultimate champion poster
Reece
10-13-11, 06:21 PM
of Reece was shown
Gerald
10-13-11, 06:23 PM
in the, Veterans Class
Jimbuna
10-13-11, 06:26 PM
go to bed sadman
Gerald
10-13-11, 06:33 PM
quiet, well-oiled Jim :O:
Jimbuna
10-13-11, 06:49 PM
well not quite yet :DL
Reece
10-13-11, 06:51 PM
sliding down the street
Jimbuna
10-13-11, 07:00 PM
but not looking foolish
Gerald
10-13-11, 07:03 PM
no,but a banana :DL
Reece
10-13-11, 07:27 PM
a bent one too!:D
BossMark
10-13-11, 11:34 PM
which even Jim couldn't
Reece
10-13-11, 11:56 PM
straighten!:haha: Meanwhile Vendor decided
Gerald
10-14-11, 03:27 AM
Reece to eat soap
Flaxpants
10-14-11, 03:29 AM
and blow bubbles through
Reece
10-14-11, 04:19 AM
his nose, Vendor mistook
Gerald
10-14-11, 04:21 AM
nothing at all,the
TarJak
10-14-11, 04:26 AM
errors he made worsened
Gerald
10-14-11, 04:36 AM
,greater than the CEO's
The Enigma
10-14-11, 04:38 AM
could cover up, so
Reece
10-14-11, 04:44 AM
Vendor was fired, this
Gerald
10-14-11, 04:49 AM
was a mistake, fortunately!
The Enigma
10-14-11, 05:12 AM
Vendor realized, he better
TarJak
10-14-11, 05:13 AM
cry like a girl
Gerald
10-14-11, 05:23 AM
,no matter what you'll
TarJak
10-14-11, 05:42 AM
stand slack jawed, gaping
Reece
10-14-11, 06:15 AM
as Vendor continued crying
Gerald
10-14-11, 06:23 AM
Reece,TarJak cry too :o
Jimbuna
10-14-11, 07:01 AM
I are too am
TarJak
10-14-11, 07:33 AM
speaking Northern gibberish. Flatulence
Jimbuna
10-14-11, 07:53 AM
is a Swedish curse
Flaxpants
10-14-11, 08:07 AM
Rhymes with Swedish Nurse :up:
Gerald
10-14-11, 08:07 AM
yes, they are great :O:
Flaxpants
10-14-11, 08:16 AM
said Vendor, scratching his
The Enigma
10-14-11, 08:20 AM
head. Talking about nurses,
Gerald
10-14-11, 08:29 AM
back, and relax now
Jimbuna
10-14-11, 11:05 AM
with a settled tone
Gerald
10-14-11, 12:28 PM
,an effort to legally
Jimbuna
10-14-11, 12:32 PM
cause more confusion here
The Enigma
10-14-11, 12:40 PM
. On TV a newsflash
Gerald
10-14-11, 12:47 PM
Thogughts on TV while
Jimbuna
10-14-11, 12:47 PM
came down the electric
BossMark
10-14-11, 01:14 PM
stairs which Reece had
The Enigma
10-14-11, 01:14 PM
@jimbuna:
Words wrong in order what for reason??? :88)

never seen before.
Gerald
10-14-11, 01:16 PM
three word story, Hmmm
The Enigma
10-14-11, 01:17 PM
One word was missing :D
Gerald
10-14-11, 01:23 PM
it was much better :DL
BossMark
10-14-11, 01:28 PM
that way because Jim
The Enigma
10-14-11, 01:31 PM
messed with ordering words.
Gerald
10-14-11, 01:56 PM
Even Jim, screws sometimes
The Enigma
10-14-11, 01:58 PM
Indeed, nobody is perfect.
BossMark
10-14-11, 02:00 PM
Well apart from Mr
Jimbuna
10-14-11, 02:05 PM
@jimbuna:
Words wrong in order what for reason??? :88)

never seen before.

If only I knew :doh:
Gerald
10-14-11, 02:06 PM
think about it now, :roll:
Jimbuna
10-14-11, 02:06 PM
Well apart from Mr

Jimbuna King Of Everything
Gerald
10-14-11, 02:09 PM
,Joke of the Day :arrgh!:
Jimbuna
10-14-11, 02:10 PM
truth for the night
BossMark
10-14-11, 02:11 PM
yep bloody hilarious, it
Jimbuna
10-14-11, 02:18 PM
was not for dwarfs
The Enigma
10-14-11, 02:34 PM
. Dwarfs never laugh about
Jimbuna
10-14-11, 02:39 PM
Swedes in pink knickers
Gerald
10-14-11, 02:47 PM
from, Axis Powers Hetalia
Jimbuna
10-14-11, 03:28 PM
buzzing inside your cranium
The Enigma
10-14-11, 03:42 PM
saying things without meaning.
BossMark
10-14-11, 03:44 PM
after winning 3 0:D
Gerald
10-14-11, 03:44 PM
to improve the voiced :haha:
Jimbuna
10-14-11, 03:45 PM
against the mighty LOL
TarJak
10-14-11, 03:59 PM
who was related to
Gerald
10-14-11, 04:09 PM
Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand?
Jimbuna
10-14-11, 05:11 PM
The owner of the
Gerald
10-14-11, 05:14 PM
Lonely Heart,good one :yep:
Jimbuna
10-14-11, 05:15 PM
if you say so
Gerald
10-14-11, 06:06 PM
My words, are law
Reece
10-14-11, 06:58 PM
in my own mind!
TarJak
10-14-11, 09:15 PM
but fall on deaf
Reece
10-15-11, 01:23 AM
ears with everyone else!
TarJak
10-15-11, 02:18 AM
except Reece, whose ears
Reece
10-15-11, 02:47 AM
were listening to music
BossMark
10-15-11, 03:27 AM
and singing along as
TarJak
10-15-11, 03:45 AM
they bored into his
BossMark
10-15-11, 04:04 AM
skull to annoy Reece
TarJak
10-15-11, 04:10 AM
as much as possible
Gerald
10-15-11, 04:17 AM
.but Reece finds joy
TarJak
10-15-11, 04:28 AM
in his bleeding ears
BossMark
10-15-11, 04:38 AM
and then he had
Jimbuna
10-15-11, 04:45 AM
Vendor rabbiting on again
Gerald
10-15-11, 04:46 AM
just came in now,
Jimbuna
10-15-11, 04:49 AM
for another 18-hour stint
BossMark
10-15-11, 04:50 AM
of news and gossip
Gerald
10-15-11, 04:51 AM
18-hour stint,great :yawn:
Jimbuna
10-15-11, 04:55 AM
for those with time
BossMark
10-15-11, 04:55 AM
but you love it:yep:
Jimbuna
10-15-11, 05:01 AM
when jelly is applied
Gerald
10-15-11, 05:01 AM
topically, it is messy
Lionclaw
10-15-11, 05:07 AM
to be messed with.
Jimbuna
10-15-11, 05:07 AM
but pleasant if warmed
BossMark
10-15-11, 05:10 AM
to the touch, with
Jimbuna
10-15-11, 05:12 AM
a bit of tlc
TarJak
10-15-11, 05:14 AM
talcum powder and lime
Gerald
10-15-11, 05:17 AM
offered by mag excel
BossMark
10-15-11, 05:26 AM
and put on by
TarJak
10-15-11, 05:40 AM
the rock and roll
Gerald
10-15-11, 05:47 AM
,and a box of
BossMark
10-15-11, 05:57 AM
Cadburys milk tray, given
Lionclaw
10-15-11, 06:08 AM
by Sir Plonker Ponce
BossMark
10-15-11, 06:48 AM
who also gave a
Reece
10-15-11, 06:51 AM
forceful blast of gas
Gerald
10-15-11, 06:51 AM
,in a week on
BossMark
10-15-11, 06:52 AM
that it smelt rather
TarJak
10-15-11, 07:08 AM
delicious to BossMark, who
Gerald
10-15-11, 07:15 AM
feel joy and peace
BossMark
10-15-11, 07:22 AM
at not being able
Jimbuna
10-15-11, 07:27 AM
enthuse people any more
Gerald
10-15-11, 07:42 AM
in the great majority
BossMark
10-15-11, 07:47 AM
of a future Labour
Jimbuna
10-15-11, 08:56 AM
in the maternity suite
BossMark
10-15-11, 09:10 AM
which TarJak was manager
Jimbuna
10-15-11, 09:13 AM
of until his capture
BossMark
10-15-11, 09:21 AM
by local police for
Jimbuna
10-15-11, 09:42 AM
exposing himself in public
Gerald
10-15-11, 10:45 AM
bus then,go to
Jimbuna
10-15-11, 10:49 AM
hell in a basket
BossMark
10-15-11, 10:56 AM
full of bread and
Gerald
10-15-11, 10:58 AM
he was in a
Jimbuna
10-15-11, 10:59 AM
served in half a
Gerald
10-15-11, 11:52 AM
part of an 'Are
Jimbuna
10-15-11, 11:54 AM
we getting any yet
Gerald
10-15-11, 02:33 PM
to see what the
Jimbuna
10-15-11, 02:36 PM
bishop told the actress
Gerald
10-15-11, 03:55 PM
,what could be more
TarJak
10-15-11, 04:13 PM
dull than an explosion
Jimbuna
10-15-11, 04:16 PM
from a brain fart
Gerald
10-15-11, 04:19 PM
may be jocularly derived
Jimbuna
10-15-11, 04:23 PM
if it made sense
TarJak
10-15-11, 04:27 PM
of nonsensical posts by
Gerald
10-15-11, 05:21 PM
no one,so true.
Jimbuna
10-15-11, 06:22 PM
The confusion definitely continued
Lord Justice
10-15-11, 06:27 PM
and weary minds put
Jimbuna
10-15-11, 06:32 PM
a weary head asleep
1480
10-15-11, 09:20 PM
alas, sleep would not
TarJak
10-15-11, 09:43 PM
erase the thoughts of
Randomizer
10-15-11, 10:09 PM
pusillanimous purple people prose
TarJak
10-15-11, 10:11 PM
parsimoniously parsed putridly. Pultroons
1480
10-15-11, 10:22 PM
won another race by
Reece
10-15-11, 11:33 PM
puking on contender TarJak,
TarJak
10-15-11, 11:56 PM
whose automatic reply was
BossMark
10-16-11, 01:03 AM
go and get lost
Randomizer
10-16-11, 01:55 AM
beers from the wilderness
Reece
10-16-11, 02:43 AM
, I did this and
TarJak
10-16-11, 05:01 AM
then cried into them
Jimbuna
10-16-11, 05:03 AM
to prevent anyone else
TarJak
10-16-11, 05:06 AM
slurping the dregs from
Jimbuna
10-16-11, 05:27 AM
the sewage barrel base
Reece
10-16-11, 06:20 AM
Jim was swimming in!
Jimbuna
10-16-11, 07:08 AM
his olympic size pool
BossMark
10-16-11, 07:09 AM
with the local blonde
Gerald
10-16-11, 09:10 AM
girl has lost 95%
BossMark
10-16-11, 09:25 AM
of her good looks
Jimbuna
10-16-11, 09:28 AM
to the honey monster
Gerald
10-16-11, 09:36 AM
,must have thought all
Jimbuna
10-16-11, 09:37 AM
birthdays come at once
BossMark
10-16-11, 09:57 AM
watching Newcastle v Spurs
Gerald
10-16-11, 10:02 AM
,start now,we see
Jimbuna
10-16-11, 10:03 AM
through a glass eye
Randomizer
10-16-11, 10:07 AM
platters of Spotted Dick
Gerald
10-16-11, 10:10 AM
into slices, place them
Jimbuna
10-16-11, 10:11 AM
in a silken purse
BossMark
10-16-11, 10:19 AM
borrowed from Reece, who
Gerald
10-16-11, 10:21 AM
meet a treasure hunter
Jimbuna
10-16-11, 10:23 AM
with a wooden leg