The Four Word Story Game

[nikimcbee]

that moved constantly and

[Jimbuna]

kept him awake mostly

[nikimcbee]

so he could watch

[Reece]

it swinging, then Niki

[nikimcbee]

chased squirrels in Jim's

[Reece]

bed until one bit

[Jimbuna]

him on the nose

[Reece]

just as he sneezed!!!

[Eichhörnchen]

That squirrel got sick

[Reece]

and puked all over

[Jimbuna]

ye old oak tree

[STEED]

that came to life

[Reece]

then fell on STEED

[Jimbuna]

like a large portion

[Reece]

of a cowpat, STEED

[Jimbuna]

ate one most days

[Reece]

but the doctor advised

[Jimbuna]

he ate twice daily

[Reece]

This thread is beginning

[Jimbuna]

to reach its climax

[nikimcbee]

as Steed exclaimed...Yes!

[STEED]

eat pot noodle now

[nikimcbee]

with a curried yam

[Reece]

topped with a delicious

[u crank]

icing. The internet was

[Reece]

down so u-crank decided

[nikimcbee]

surf the midget porn

[Reece]

, he got all excited

[nikimcbee]

when the midgets dressed

[u crank]

for success. In Australia

[Jimbuna]

sheep are constantly worried

[u crank]

about the price of

[STEED]

Jim's miracle sexy cream

[u crank]

that Reece used. Nobody

[Reece]

could resist the aroma

[nikimcbee]

of sperm whale pharamones

[Reece]

not even Niki who

[Jimbuna]

once dated a whale

[Reece]

could resist the temptation

[Jimbuna]

to eat a slice

[Reece]

of humble pie, later

[STEED]

but not before getting

[Jimbuna]

a serious dose of

[STEED]

beer cigars and spanking

[Reece]

He liked the spanking

[nikimcbee]

from Steed, but Mugabe

[Eichhörnchen]

liked using carpet-beaters

[Reece]

causing an erotic arousal

[Jimbuna]

near the third rib

[STEED]

Resulted in nikimcbee voting

[Jimbuna]

with all the turkeys

[STEED]

who plotted to make

[Eichhörnchen]

Christmas a thing of

[Jimbuna]

much feasting and merriment

[STEED]

then the Aliens landed!

[Reece]

and probed Jim's brain

[Jimbuna]

with a darning needle

[u crank]

which broke the internet

[Jimbuna]

but fixed the plumbing

[u crank]

problems caused by Reece

[STEED]

then the Internet mutated

[Jimbuna]

into a wooden donkey

[STEED]

that was voted as

[Eichhörnchen]

the most rideable member

[u crank]

that had dysfunctional walk

[Eichhörnchen]

due to webbed feet

[Aktungbby]

and badly galled withers

[Jimbuna]

caused by bareback riding

[STEED]

on a washing machine

[Reece]

donned with paper panties

[STEED]

with vote Trump logo

[Reece]

stamped on rear, this

[Jimbuna]

was quite an embarrassment

[Reece]

so much so he

[Eichhörnchen]

sadly died of shame.

[Jimbuna]

Not to be outdone

[Reece]

Jim also Donned a

[STEED]

big sexy Willy warmer

[BossMark]

which was is favourite

[u crank]

fashion accessory when climbing

[Jimbuna]

the stairway to heaven

[eddie]

so he could finally

[Eichhörnchen]

release the day's takings.

[STEED]

and eat apple pie

[BossMark]

and custard mixed with

[Reece]

sardines, cream, and jam.

[u crank]

Santa didn't like that

[Jimbuna]

he preferred reindeer steaks

[eddie]

all covered with juicy

[Eichhörnchen]

snot and bogey sauce,

[STEED]

and alien yellow vomit

[Jimbuna]

from STEEDS pot noodle

[STEED]

And g-string collection

[Jimbuna]

from is spaghetti meal

[STEED]

last seen at sea

[Jimbuna]

in an old scow

[Reece]

scoffed down by Jim:O:

[BossMark]

who then decided to

[STEED]

try after eight mints

[Jimbuna]

dipped in sheeps pee

[Reece]

Mmm yummy said u-crank

[BossMark]

as he drank more

[Jimbuna]

than STEED ever could

[Reece]

Causing him to belch

[u crank]

in an alien language

[Jimbuna]

with a guttural tone

[Reece]

. One day as I

[u crank]

walked on the wild

[Reece]

side I discovered a

[Eichhörnchen]

magic singing ringing tree

[Jimbuna]

that sounded like a

[Reece]

horse letting rip, Jim

[u crank]

immediately called for beer

[Reece]

giving him bad gas

[BossMark]

which was very smelly

[Jimbuna]

reminding everyone about BossMark

[Reece]

who returned the compliment

[Jimbuna]

with a wry smile

[Gerald]

,in his monkey face

[Eichhörnchen]

rather like this one.

http://i.imgur.com/3Lu5jRb.jpg

[Jimbuna]

stolen from another fool

[Reece]

Like Vendor who picked

[mapuc]

An Oscar for best

[Reece]

supporting fool in the

[Eichhörnchen]

movie, "Ship Of Fools".

[Reece]

He starred as the

[Jimbuna]

biggest fool of all

[Reece]

Himself, this surprised Jim

[u crank]

who thought Reece was

[STEED]

A sexy old sod

[u crank]

despite his mismatched socks

[mapuc]

which he seems to

[nrnstraswa]

fill with the most...

[Reece]

gorgeous set of legs

[Eichhörnchen]

you ever did see.

[Jimbuna]

Once the hallucinations ceased

[STEED]

gave jim a kiss.

[Eichhörnchen]

And that was that!

[Reece]

until his hormones erupted

[mapuc]

In a prestigious restaurant

[Reece]

, he grabbed the waiter

[Eichhörnchen]

and smothered him with

[Reece]

kisses, the problem was

[Jimbuna]

far worse than that

[STEED]

Reece was a Freemason!

[Eichhörnchen]

His secret handshake was

[mapuc]

like a fearless scarecrow

[Aktungbby]

HIGHFIVN' a rusty tinman

[Reece]

a hero to everyone

[Aktungbby]

even the flying monkeys

[mapuc]

with the help of

[Reece]

mapuc who invented a

[Jimbuna]

way of peeling bananas

[mapuc]

meanwhile he is scratching

[Aktungbby]

his tiny little banana:O:

[STEED]

which grew into a

[Aktungbby]

portentous, pendulous, priapismic plantain:o

[Eichhörnchen]

so big he couldn't

[STEED]

then a streaker jumped

[Reece]

out and excitedly said

[mapuc]

Shiver Me Timbers landlubber

[Eichhörnchen]

look at my enormous

[Reece]

appendage, I'm a man!!!:yeah:

[mapuc]

Eichhörnchen said with a

[Jimbuna]

wry grin on his

[STEED]

Face and jumped on

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/oEpNrUM.jpg his horse, which farted.

[Jimbuna]

Now that chapter closes

[Eichhörnchen]

and a new one

[Aktungbby]

Once upon a time

[STEED]

in STEEDS man shed

[mapuc]

, this is not like

[Eichhörnchen]

the proper rules, like.

[Reece]

sticking your finger in

[Eichhörnchen]

places you shouldn't, like:

[Jimbuna]

anyone else to try

[Reece]

poking it at Jim

[mapuc]

would be the last

[Reece]

thing they did because

[BossMark]

it would have been

[Reece]

covered with brown stuff

[Jimbuna]

and rather heavily encrusted

[mapuc]

with a pleasant smell

[Jimbuna]

eminating from the creche

[tomfon]

which nobody really ever

[Jimbuna]

understood or wanted to

[Reece]

Finally mapuc shouted "enough!!"

[mapuc]

after he had put

[TCD]

surrelly a little embarrassed :hmmm:

[Eichhörnchen]

he fell fast asleep.

[Reece]

During his sleep he

[Jimbuna]

wet the bed unfortunately

[nrnstraswa]

but felt better knowing...

[Jimbuna]

fresh nappies were available

[Reece]

these were XXXL nappies

[Jimbuna]

for the largest babies

[Reece]

Jim's job was to

[Eichhörnchen]

eat as many babies

[Reece]

diapers in one sitting!!:dead:

[Eichhörnchen]

Then eat the remaining

[Jimbuna]

sandwiches in the hamper

[Reece]

my mouth is watering!!:88)

[Jimbuna]

despite my dislocated jaw

[Reece]

I managed to devour

[Jimbuna]

a crock of poo

[Aktungbby]

from Piglet's dreamtime Heffalump https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/02/Shepard_heffalump.png/220px-Shepard_heffalump.png (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Shepard_heffalump.png)

[mapuc]

In a pink uboat

[Reece]

where Aktungbby decided to

[Commander Wallace]

Go out and party.

[Reece]

The party began, someone

[mapuc]

came, dressed as a

[Reece]

drag queen trying to

[Eichhörnchen]

look like Angela Merkel.

[Reece]

she/he then approached

[BossMark]

Reece and said to

[Reece]

him, how would you

[Jimbuna]

like a good spanking

[Commander Wallace]

To which he replied .

[mapuc]

How did you know

[Eichhörnchen]

I was up here

[u crank]

in this tree. Sometimes

[Reece]

I wonder what I'd

[u crank]

look like dressed in

[Reece]

a pink tutu with

[BossMark]

a pink flowered hat

[Reece]

but please, no pictures!!:oops:

[Eichhörnchen]

Adolf Hitler made me

[Jimbuna]

sit on his knee

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/Zc8SSRj.jpg and shout "Gottle off

[Jimbuna]

ye old chopping block

[tomfon]

.Mr Bean told Sean

[Eichhörnchen]

Adolf's a lousy ventriloquist

[tomfon]

but Sean replied politely

[Jimbuna]

"A sexy moustache though"

[Eichhörnchen]

"Pity he's only got

[Reece]

one item that counts!!:D

[mapuc]

In the back of

[Reece]

mapuc's mind he remembered

[Eichhörnchen]

rumours of a tiny

[Reece]

tot that lifted a

[BossMark]

a pint of beer

[Eichhörnchen]

and scoffed a whole

[Jimbuna]

can of rancid worms

[Reece]

He didn't feel good!!:oops:

[mapuc]

after having eaten a

[Jimbuna]

pile of cow dung

[mapuc]

passed this delicious to

[Reece]

Jim who tucked in

[BossMark]

like someone who hadn't

[Eichhörnchen]

eaten crap this good