The Four Word Story Game

[Reece]

BossMark stole for himself

[u crank]

and wore with pride

[von Kinderei]

which made USS DRUM jealous

[Reece]

so he sniffed around

[nikimcbee]

around, around, and around

[von Kinderei]

till he found an

[USS Drum]

tank, then fired on

[Flaxpants]

a group of nuns

[nikimcbee]

who were nude. Dowly

[Flaxpants]

was sniffing around them

[nikimcbee]

looking for ferret snacks

[TarJak]

cooking on cold knives

[Jimbuna]

and carving his signature

[TarJak]

dug into cryptic klues

[Reece]

which made no sense

[Flaxpants]

to the common man

[Jimbuna]

or the loose woman

[TarJak]

twisting with a twine

[Jimbuna]

and a plastic spoon

[TarJak]

shoved hard into the

[Reece]

crack of the big

[von Kinderei]

flabby,hairy non wiped

[u crank]

and some what disgusting

[von Kinderei]

facial skin of USS DRUM

[USS Drum]

who fired on Reece

[Jimbuna]

with his water pistol

[u crank]

a miniature weapon hidden

[von Kinderei]

in his pink thong

[Jimbuna]

wrapped in tin foil

[von Kinderei]

... just then TarJak dropped

[nikimcbee]

his pants too and


(more Aussie debauchery....shocking!)

[TarJak]

changed into trakky daks

[BossMark]

then let off an

[von Kinderei]

odor that drove U570

[The Enigma]

completely mad. He started

[u crank]

to crawl away but

[BossMark]

Reece found him and

[von Kinderei]

pulled him back in

[Jimbuna]

to his silk purse

[Reece]

there he oozed into

[u crank]

a very tight pair

[von Kinderei]

of plastic made lederhosen

[Reece]

beckoning a camera shot

[USS Drum]

from jimbuna who was

[von Kinderei]

quick with the flash

[Reece]

and Jim even quicker

[BossMark]

than Andy Carroll but

[USS Drum]

Hitler was not amused

[Jimbuna]

at the gay antics

[von Kinderei]

Of USS DRUM and U570

[u crank]

and complained loudly to

[von Kinderei]

TarJak to come join

[USS Drum]

the National Hitler Association

[BossMark]

but he declined because

[u crank]

his mustache was crooked

[von Kinderei]

and tickled USS DRUMS bum

[TarJak]

a really strange experience

[u crank]

not unlike his previous

[Jimbuna]

habiy of eating worms

[USS Drum]

that were cooked on

[TarJak]

delicious Indian curry kit

[Reece]

with rancid butter and

[TarJak]

prawns. Old red necks

[u crank]

drank beer and told

[Reece]

dirty jokes whilst playing

[von Kinderei]

" flinch " ... a brainless game

[Reece]

played by others like

[von Kinderei]

Jimbuna,BossMark and u crank :88)

[Reece]

this surely proves that

[USS Drum]

jimbuna had a naked

[Reece]

python in his hands

[USS Drum]

and Reece adopted it

[Reece]

but USS Drum stole it

[BossMark]

so that he could

[TarJak]

foster unbelievably corny kinks

[Kaye T. Bai]

like "The Kinks" in

[Reece]

his trousers that caused

[BossMark]

quite a small disturbance

[Reece]

even when rubbed frantically

[u crank]

for all who stared

[The Enigma]

at it. The next

[BossMark]

to post is a

[u crank]

wise watcher of these

[BossMark]

forums so they must

[von Kinderei]

know that we all

[Jimbuna]

share a common goal

[USS Drum]

. USS Drum then gave it

[Jimbuna]

a quck going over

[The Enigma]

since his goal is

[nikimcbee]

to see some boobies

[The Enigma]

. Look there are some

[Reece]

over there on Niki!!

[USS Drum]

who is really a

[Reece]

little embarrassed about it

[Esanssi]

because there were some

[Jimbuna]

blue tits flying overhead

[Flaxpants]

-her from the x-men

[Jimbuna]

playing with the x-box

[Reece]

a very strange game

[Esanssi]

about mice and men.

[Jimbuna]

with mouldy old cheese

[BossMark]

drank with stale ale

[Jimbuna]

in half a pint

[BossMark]

pot from Reece's private

[Jimbuna]

stash of chamber pots

[von Kinderei]

that USS DRUM drank from

[u crank]

but couldn't keep down

[Reece]

which is not surprising

[USS Drum]

considering Reece had a

[nikimcbee]

salty chimpunk, which he

[Rockstar]

trained to steal beer

[von Kinderei]

and wore in his

[Reece]

back pocket, after a

[Flaxpants]

heavy night down the

[Reece]

local brothel I discovered

[Jimbuna]

how to beat inflation

[Reece]

, all I did was

[u crank]

rent out the chimpunk

[BossMark]

to TarJak who was

[Jimbuna]

desparate for some loving

[BossMark]

on valentines day in

[von Kinderei]

a lather filled tub

[Jimbuna]

rub a dub dub

[BossMark]

with a rubber duck

[von Kinderei]

that USS DRUM was squeezin '

[Jimbuna]

between two jaffa cakes

[BossMark]

a large jam sandwich

[The Enigma]

. While enjoying his lunch

[BossMark]

up popped Reece to

[u crank]

reclaim his old socks

[Jimbuna]

from the village idiot

[Reece]

who's name was BossMark

[Jimbuna]

the nonplussed richard cranium

[Reece]

of all time demonstrates

[u crank]

proper adjustment of gigglepin

[Reece]

while u crank pointed and

[USS Drum]

said "Look it is

[USS Drum]

Neal, please delete

[nikimcbee]

Neal, pleases delete
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[nikimcbee]

said "Look it is
round and soft like

[Reece]

meat balls but much

[nikimcbee]

more than the salty

[BossMark]

type which u crank liked

[Reece]

more fleshy like a

[U570]

pig.Reece then took

[BossMark]

the bull by the

[Esanssi]

nostrils and lifted it

[Reece]

then rode it wildly

[Jimbuna]

until it was sore

[TarJak]

and rising slowly every

[BossMark]

now and again, so

[Jimbuna]

the blisters would pop

[von Kinderei]

oooozin' their watery substance

[BossMark]

in TarJaks beer he

[von Kinderei]

then washed down U570

[u crank]

with Reese's garden hose

[nikimcbee]

with fosters by the

[The Enigma]

weirdest story ever written.

[Jimbuna]

It came to pass

[u crank]

as von Kinderei once said

[Jimbuna]

with a forked tongue

[nikimcbee]

that salty chipmunks taste

[Reece]

like it needs pepper

[USS Drum]

with a speck of

[Reece]

hot chili. Later, after

[Esanssi]

downing the said chipmunk

[Reece]

with a laws rocket,

[BossMark]

which went down rather

[TarJak]

silently, hitting intimate things

[Flaxpants]

like Granny's bloomers and

[BossMark]

Reece's pants which are

[Reece]

bulging and pulsating because

[u crank]

small rodents play tiddlewinks

[BossMark]

inside Reece's pants and

[TarJak]

BossMark's head. Frankly, major

[BossMark]

BossMark is going to

[u crank]

reprimand Pvt. Reese for

[BossMark]

being a very naughty

[USS Drum]

misspeller that likes too

[Jimbuna]

many sweets before supper

[BossMark]

and gets spanked for

[Jimbuna]

eating the chocolate logs

[von Kinderei]

USS DRUM loves those logs

[u crank]

and puts mustard on

[von Kinderei]

them along with Mannaise :D

[Reece]

then throw at BossMark!:D

[von Kinderei]

who gobbles them up

[Reece]

, but then his stomach

[Flaxpants]

is the size of

[Reece]

a pea, so . . . "PUKE!"

[nikimcbee]

Meanwhile, Steed was starting

[Reece]

to heave as well

[BossMark]

all because Reece farted

[Jimbuna]

in the doll house

[U570]

while Barbie was listening

[Jimbuna]

to Ken reciting poems

[The Enigma]

. Barbie found that Reece

[BossMark]

had a wind problem

[Reece]

when around BossMark who

[Jimbuna]

had a drink problem

[BossMark]

which can be true:D

[Jimbuna]

when talking about lemonade

[BossMark]

laced with Vodka, Bacardi

[TarJak]

and dead dingo's kidneys

[Jimbuna]

marinated in koala diarrhoea

[von Kinderei]

which Reece lapped up

[Jimbuna]

like an ant eater

[BossMark]

,he then ran to

[von Kinderei]

U570's crib for a dip

[Jimbuna]

but used five words

[von Kinderei]

DOH ... :damn: my bad sir :salute:

[Jimbuna]

yes...very naughty indeed

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[BossMark]

so go and stand

[nikimcbee]

next to Reece and:o

[Jimbuna]

bend over the table

[u crank]

for alien probe experiment

[von Kinderei]

so he can lick

[BossMark]

all the beer left

[nikimcbee]

in the Fosters' bottle

[BossMark]

which tasted a little

[Jimbuna]

like fresh gnats pee

[Reece]

that von Kinderei bathed in

[USS Drum]

while drinking this "Substance"

[von Kinderei]

USS DRUM joined in too !

[Reece]

gulping it down with

[u crank]

gusto that made Reece

[Reece]

puke over u crank who

[BossMark]

was not really happy

[Flaxpants]

as he had his

[Reece]

mouth open wide yawning

[Flaxpants]

and received a facial

[Reece]

mud pack consolation prize

[TarJak]

from uncoordinated, creepy kooks

[Flaxpants]

cooking up something spooky.

[Jimbuna]

Each and every time

[Flaxpants]

the great man spoke,

[u crank]

uncontrolled laughter broke out

[von Kinderei]

when Reece entered wearin'

[Jimbuna]

nothing but a veil

[von Kinderei]

and his famous speedo's

[BossMark]

which TarJak like to

[USS Drum]

dress in, then go

[von Kinderei]

out on the town

[BossMark]

to see the girls

[Jimbuna]

from the outer limits

[BossMark]

who looked like Reece

[Jimbuna]

on his hen night

[BossMark]

which was real eyesore

[Jimbuna]

to those eating out

[TarJak]

of unwashed cat bowls