The Four Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

he quickly ate it

[nikimcbee]

. Oprah was shocked that

[Reece]

Herr-Berbunch took Reece's place

[Feuer Frei!]

as the zookeeper when

[Reece]

Jim went ape and

[Feuer Frei!]

and herded all the

[Rockstar]

female baboons in heat

[Feuer Frei!]

to the outer perimeter

[Reece]

where Jim ravaged them

[Rockstar]

which incited Vendor to

[Jimbuna]

cry out of jealousy

[Reece]

because Herr-Berbunch was doing

[Jimbuna]

what Vendor usually does

[Reece]

causing a verbal disruption

[Gerald]

and that triggers Reece

[Rockstar]

to throw monkey poop

[Reece]

at Jim, but misses

[nikimcbee]

Buna grabbed Jim's ear

[Feuer Frei!]

and twisted it until

[Herr-Berbunch]

he pleaded for forgiveness

[Jimbuna]

and offered to bribe

[Herr-Berbunch]

her about 'that' incident

[Jimbuna]

in the public toilet

[Feuer Frei!]

. Whilst in the toilet

[Herr-Berbunch]

she had proceeded to

[Reece]

unbutton Jim's pants and

[Feuer Frei!]

found a rather small

[Reece]

set of marbles swinging

[Herr-Berbunch]

, but then lost them,

[Feuer Frei!]

due to the fumbling

[Jimbuna]

motion of her hands

[Rockstar]

a search team was

[Feuer Frei!]

dispatched to reawaken the

[Herr-Berbunch]

teeny tiny little Jim

[Jimbuna]

from his hypnotic trance

[Feuer Frei!]

show with glow sticks

[Rockstar]

while trippin' on ecstasy

[Gerald]

no,only beer allowed

[Rockstar]

beer is for homos

[Jimbuna]

check post above then :DL

[Gerald]

you mean Homo sapiens :doh:

[Rockstar]

no, I don't Vendor

[Feuer Frei!]

. However the women had

[Reece]

Feuer Frei! by grabbing his

[Herr-Berbunch]

long leather studded leash

[Reece]

leading him to the

[Feuer Frei!]

ALL WOMEN'S AMAZON DUNGEON

[Reece]

all grannies over 80

[Feuer Frei!]

were EXCLUDED from dungeon

[Reece]

where Reece was. Then

[Jimbuna]

the old men appeared

[Feuer Frei!]

and said to Reece:

[Gerald]

I have a grannies

[Feuer Frei!]

"dentures and a tupee"

[Reece]

gift for Vendor, what

[Jimbuna]

will augment his multiple

[Reece]

postings on this forum

[Gerald]

is normal,always yep!

[Feuer Frei!]

The quality is somewhat

[nikimcbee]

decreased, but the good

[Gerald]

style and class, yes!

[Jimbuna]

is actually non existant

[Gerald]

,You disturbed me in

[Jimbuna]

the middle of posting

[Gerald]

in fact yes,but

[Reece]

I'm still going to

[Feuer Frei!]

post anyways regardless of

[Gerald]

Reece's insomnia now more

[Feuer Frei!]

apparent than ever with

[Jimbuna]

more examples of spam

[Reece]

spewing from his lips

[Gerald]

.Goodnight gentlemen,work hard!

[Takeda Shingen]

And yet, he could

[Reece]

have just went but

[Feuer Frei!]

stayed on and kept

[Reece]

yapping stupidly like a

[Feuer Frei!]

man who was on

[Jimbuna]

a bottle of scotch

[Feuer Frei!]

and an overdose of

[Reece]

iced tea and bickies

[Feuer Frei!]

. Vendor decided that a

[Reece]

few English lessons were

[Feuer Frei!]

needed to keep posting

[Reece]

garbage with good eloquence

[Feuer Frei!]

. The lessons went badly

[Reece]

so Vendor was caned

[Feuer Frei!]

and told to write:

[nikimcbee]

I will not kiss

[Jimbuna]

mcbees ar$e any more

[Herr-Berbunch]

than $10 will allow.

[Jimbuna]

Vendor is still willing

[Feuer Frei!]

to get more lessons

[Jimbuna]

on pleasuring the dog

[Reece]

without kissing ar$e even!

[Herr-Berbunch]

Looking at the prices

[Jimbuna]

special rates are offered

[Herr-Berbunch]

for doing such things

[Reece]

that would turn your

[Gerald]

around, as you like

[Reece]

doing such disgusting things

[Feuer Frei!]

is not for everyone

[Gerald]

just for, Feuer Frei!

[Feuer Frei!]

Reece had other ideas

[Reece]

and watched Vendor as

[Feuer Frei!]

he struggled with rebutting

[Gerald]

your motives are absurd :yawn:

[Feuer Frei!]

. The rebuttal was futile

[Reece]

however and Feuer Frei! decided

[Jimbuna]

to photograph the event

[Feuer Frei!]

capturing Vendor in various

[Jimbuna]

items of questionnable attire

[Feuer Frei!]

, one such item was

[Reece]

a pink tutu as

[Feuer Frei!]

this was his favourite

[Jimbuna]

type of womens wear

[Feuer Frei!]

Whilst this was happening,

[Jimbuna]

Fred the Finger danced

[Reece]

the "sugar plum fairies",

[Feuer Frei!]

and mimed the four

[Jimbuna]

seasons of the year

[Feuer Frei!]

in less than two

[Jimbuna]

hours of non-stop recital

[Feuer Frei!]

. The recital was grandiose

[Rockstar]

and then he woke-up

[flatsixes]

with his pants missing

[Reece]

and his hand on

[nikimcbee]

the SH5 disk and

[Jimbuna]

a look of dissapointment

[nikimcbee]

that the grammaphone didn't

[Reece]

hold his weight when

[Jimbuna]

he sat on the

[Feuer Frei!]

base of it, so

[Reece]

he tossed it and

[Feuer Frei!]

sat in the corner

[Reece]

with thumb in mouth

[Feuer Frei!]

and lots of spittle

[Jimbuna]

hanging off his chin

[Feuer Frei!]

. The simulation game meantime

[Reece]

was proving to be

[Feuer Frei!]

a big frustration because

[Reece]

Jim was the programmer,

[Feuer Frei!]

and the code was

[Reece]

written in Fortran, this

[Feuer Frei!]

had the devs furious!

[Reece]

taking Jim to court

[Feuer Frei!]

The devs hired Vendor

[Reece]

to prosecute, lucky Jim

[Feuer Frei!]

was a barrister himself

[Reece]

so Vendor didn't have

[Feuer Frei!]

a chance to win.

[Reece]

Using a time machine

[Feuer Frei!]

the devs hired a

[nikimcbee]

lawyer to get royalties

[Feuer Frei!]

which were a pittance

[nikimcbee]

Percy MacBuna worked hard

[Reece]

teaching his son Jim

[Feuer Frei!]

to develop a new

[Reece]

brain but he failed

[Feuer Frei!]

. Failed miserably perhaps but

[Reece]

the martians were interested

[Feuer Frei!]

, if only for the

[Reece]

blood and toe jam

[Feuer Frei!]

which fascinated them because

[Reece]

they were green. Meanwhile

[Feuer Frei!]

some SUBSIM forum members

[Reece]

declared war on Mars,

[Feuer Frei!]

because that is where

[Reece]

the beer and girls

[Feuer Frei!]

were residing in numbers

[nikimcbee]

, but Charlie Sheen had

[Herr-Berbunch]

been there and eaten

[Weiss Pinguin]

rubber baby buggy bumpers

[Jimbuna]

belonging to the fiendish

[Herr-Berbunch]

Enid Blyton and her

[Jimbuna]

army of ant eaters

[Weiss Pinguin]

who ate all the

[Jimbuna]

scabs off her bottom

[Rockstar]

shelf while spring cleaning

[Jimbuna]

shelf while spring cleaning

the underwear bottom shelf

[Reece]

since it stank profusely

[Feuer Frei!]

of badly-written books

[Rockstar]

about brown stars circling

[Feuer Frei!]

in the skies which

[nikimcbee]

Vendor sees whilst drinking,

[Feuer Frei!]

Vendor assures us that

[nikimcbee]

vodka bongs are normal

[Feuer Frei!]

although this is rubbish

[Jimbuna]

from the garbage can

[Feuer Frei!]

he retreived something unusual

[Reece]

, it glowed and pulsated

[Feuer Frei!]

. It was Herr-Berbunch's nightlight!

[Jimbuna]

that had been stolen

[Reece]

from Vendors outdoor dunny

[Feuer Frei!]

, which didn't have toilet

[Reece]

paper only newspaper, this

[Feuer Frei!]

was no issue because

[Herr-Berbunch]

of the passing rabbit

[Jimbuna]

wearing the monkey suit

[Feuer Frei!]

. The suit was very

[Reece]

tight and sexy causing

[Jimbuna]

a small bowel irritation

[Feuer Frei!]

which was untreatable in

[Jimbuna]

anywhere but veterinary surgeries

[Herr-Berbunch]

but still McBee found

[Rockstar]

he liked the rabbit

[Jimbuna]

especially in a stew

[Reece]

saying "Whats up doc",

[Jimbuna]

Holiday drew his gun

[Rockstar]

in a jealous rage

[Reece]

hitting Mcbee between the

[Feuer Frei!]

left forearm and wrist

[Reece]

causing a limp wrist

[Feuer Frei!]

which in turn caused

[Reece]

attraction of other men

[Feuer Frei!]

. This would be right

[Reece]

down Herr-Berbunch's alley, he

[nikimcbee]

loves care bears bare!:o

[Feuer Frei!]

The bareness was indeed

[nikimcbee]

shocking, like a Buna

[Herr-Berbunch]

in care bear fur

[Feuer Frei!]

which was a ghastly

[Herr-Berbunch]

shade of shocking pink

[Feuer Frei!]

which made for a

[Herr-Berbunch]

cuddly night for Reece

[Feuer Frei!]

. The night was better

[Herr-Berbunch]

once Reece and McBee

[Feuer Frei!]

started their affections with

[Herr-Berbunch]

Cinzano after their 'wedding'





:har:

[Jimbuna]

to each other....bless

[Herr-Berbunch]

the happy couple! McBee

[Jimbuna]

turned into a slut

[Reece]

and Herr-Berbunch ravaged him

[Rockstar]

right after the baboon

[Reece]

that made Herr-Berbunch jealous

[Feuer Frei!]

which then attacked Reece

[Reece]

watching Feuer Frei! join in

[Feuer Frei!]

in ensuring Reece enjoys

[Herr-Berbunch]

time with Feuer Frei!

[Jimbuna]

in the candy store

[Feuer Frei!]

So then we were

[Herr-Berbunch]

shoving candy canes into

[Feuer Frei!]

all the different holes

[Reece]

of a discarded carcass

[Feuer Frei!]

which amused the mob

[Herr-Berbunch]

but excited Reece until

[Feuer Frei!]

all the candy was

[Reece]

eaten by Herr-Berbunch he

[Herr-Berbunch]

then called Reece a

[Feuer Frei!]

particularly enjoyed the rainbow

[Reece]

, look, post #10000, amazing