The Four Word Story Game

[Herr-Berbunch]

- just what Reece does!

[Feuer Frei!]

The tutu was made

[Jimbuna]

out of chain mail

[Feuer Frei!]

and had a heavy

[Herr-Berbunch]

ribbon fringing the hem

[Feuer Frei!]

and a pouch attached

[Jimbuna]

to keep his marbles

[Feuer Frei!]

from banging together. He

[Reece]

forced Herr-Berbunch to touch

[Feuer Frei!]

the marbles, feeling the

[Reece]

follicles and getting aroused

[Herr-Berbunch]

Reece soon shot his

[Jimbuna]

water pistol at him

[Feuer Frei!]

dousing him with a

[Herr-Berbunch]

gallon of petrol and

[Feuer Frei!]

then instructing Herr-Berbunch to

[Jimbuna]

a spattering of urine

[Herr-Berbunch]

whilst Reece blazed away

[Feuer Frei!]

. Unbeknownst to him though

[Herr-Berbunch]

Jim was sneeking up

[Feuer Frei!]

dressed in his latex

[Herr-Berbunch]

mankini and high heels

[Feuer Frei!]

, looking splendid, said Reece!

[nikimcbee]

Why thank-you, Reece said

[Herr-Berbunch]

again, talking to himself

[nikimcbee]

,Reece continued to watch

[Herr-Berbunch]

the sway of Jim's

[nikimcbee]

garden hose under the

[Herr-Berbunch]

moonlit night, he then

[Jimbuna]

heard his wifes footsteps

[nikimcbee]

. Then, THUMP! The frying

[Jimbuna]

pan hit his head

[Reece]

I said ouch then

[Jimbuna]

filled your pants immediately

[Reece]

throwing them at Herr-Berbunch

[Feuer Frei!]

who caught them and

[Reece]

put them on! pew...

[Feuer Frei!]

and so the story

[Reece]

ends with Reece laughing

[Feuer Frei!]

at everyone because he

[Reece]

had revenge on Herr-Berbunch.

[Feuer Frei!]

Herr-Berbunch said "Enough Reece"

[Reece]

then cried because he

[Feuer Frei!]

couldn't get his way.

[Reece]

Meanwhile Feuer Frei! saw Jim

[Feuer Frei!]

at the global awards

[Reece]

nominating himself for the

[Feuer Frei!]

worst-dressed person award which

[Jimbuna]

was won by Feuer Frei!

[Herr-Berbunch]

whose speech lasted for

[Feuer Frei!]

well on 5 minutes

[Herr-Berbunch]

longer than Halle Berry's.

[nikimcbee]

Chapter 85: Snorkers and

[Herr-Berbunch]

Me, by Jim Buna

[Freiwillige]

I walked nude along

[Jimbuna]

the circus tight rope

[Herr-Berbunch]

until a leg slipped

[Jimbuna]

seconds later becoming castrated

[Herr-Berbunch]

like an unwanted kitten

[Feuer Frei!]

but no pain was

[Jimbuna]

ever felt so sensual

[Herr-Berbunch]

as when Reece and

[ryanglavin]

Jim Buna had sensual

[Jimbuna]

drinks on the holodeck

[Feuer Frei!]

. The holodeck consisted of

[Gargamel]

stuttering one legged midgets

[Reece]

like Herr-Berbunch that wore

[Feuer Frei!]

nothing but a eyepatch

[Reece]

and a pair of

[Feuer Frei!]

checkered loafers which were

[Reece]

covered with urine stains

[Feuer Frei!]

and also vomit stains.

[Reece]

Reece decided that Jim

[Feuer Frei!]

should talk to Herr-Berbunch

[Reece]

about dress issues like

[Feuer Frei!]

the aforementioned and that

[Reece]

if he continues to

[Feuer Frei!]

carry on wearing that

[TarJak]

paper bag over his

[Jimbuna]

head, the high heels

[Feuer Frei!]

and the satin nightgown

[Reece]

will get tangled causing

[TarJak]

causing Reece's post count

[Jimbuna]

to reach ten thousand :yeah:

[Feuer Frei!]

Upon reaching this, Reece

[Jimbuna]

suffered an anal prolapse

[TarJak]

and a herniated scrotum

[Herr-Berbunch]

which TarJak tried fixing

[Feuer Frei!]

but to no avail.

[Jimbuna]

Somebody call a doctor

[Feuer Frei!]

now! Quick, before he

[Herr-Berbunch]

eats up all the

[Feuer Frei!]

Starburst fruit fulls

[Herr-Berbunch]

and then cannot count :D

[Freiwillige]

How many pigeons can

[Herr-Berbunch]

fit in the pie

[Jimbuna]

in the baker shop

[Gerald]

,I say four pig

[Reece]

faced boys will eat

[Jimbuna]

two more taties than

[Reece]

Vendor but that's another

[Gerald]

story Reece,so carry

[Jimbuna]

the blame for exposing

[Reece]

the sad truth that

[Gerald]

no beer served now

[Reece]

will be drunken tomorrow!

[Feuer Frei!]

Meanwhile, the pastor was

[Reece]

cooked just right so

[Feuer Frei!]

that he started to

[Reece]

smell yummy, I thought

[Feuer Frei!]

'Heavens forbid, i can't

[Kaye T. Bai]

manually stimulate my reproductive

[Reece]

organ whilst eating such

[TarJak]

spam filled posts as

[Reece]

this! it must stop!

[tomfon]

I feel no remorse

[Feuer Frei!]

said Reece as he

[Herr-Berbunch]

became a Catholic priest

[Feuer Frei!]

and took up celibacy

[Herr-Berbunch]

like all the others

[Gerald]

kangaroo pals, who were

[Jimbuna]

bereft of reproduction organs

[Snestorm]

in order to reduce

[Gerald]

Reece's harsh posts now

[Reece]

of Vendor in drag

[Gerald]

the Rear Admiral enjoy

[Feuer Frei!]

the drag show immensly

[Reece]

and Vendor enjoyed it

[Feuer Frei!]

even moreso because he

[Gerald]

saw Admiral dance perfect

[Jimbuna]

like a ballet dancer

[Reece]

called Vendor in tutu

[Gerald]

Reece became the inspiration

[Herr-Berbunch]

for the Mardi Gras

[Jimbuna]

down in sexy sydney

[flatsixes]

where women glow and

[TarJak]

men chunder. Its an

[Jimbuna]

early flight for Ponting

[Rockstar]

so sit right back

[TarJak]

while I tell a

[nikimcbee]

tall tale about.....Snorkers!

[Herr-Berbunch]

Sorry, spelt wrong - NORKS!

[Gerald]

both nerds and dorks

[Feuer Frei!]

were there to attend

[Herr-Berbunch]

the funeral of the

[Gerald]

snotty a real hero

[Reece]

to Jim who loved

[Gerald]

Ikea furniture, and reassembly

[Reece]

in "Homer Simpson" style soon

[Feuer Frei!]

to be a kitsch

[Jimbuna]

with a hair lip

[TarJak]

a wooden leg and

[Gerald]

a stick to move

[DivingDuck]

around Bratwurst und Sauerkraut

[Reece]

, a description best fitting

[Gerald]

a starving monkey from

[Jimbuna]

the local animal shelter

[Reece]

, run down by a

[Feuer Frei!]

Milwaukee farmer with a

[TarJak]

Massey Ferguson tractor. Stabbing

[Feuer Frei!]

the scarecrow with a

[TarJak]

barn door is futile

[Reece]

so too a pin

[Gerald]

was too thick to

[Reece]

prick the pus head

[Jimbuna]

that keeps on posting

[Gerald]

for all of us

[Jimbuna]

in a misunderstood fashion

[nikimcbee]

statement, Jim's new line

[TarJak]

of ladyboy lingerie was

[nikimcbee]

was a smash hit

[Jimbuna]

was a smash hit

for nikimcbees personal wardrobe

[TarJak]

which wore tights with

[Gerald]

clown clothes and whips

[Feuer Frei!]

and garters with a

[Reece]

set of spurs to

[Feuer Frei!]

match his pink boots!

[Reece]

The mardis gra begins with

[Jimbuna]

a real thorough lashing

[Gerald]

to beautiful woman in

[TarJak]

Swedish gibberish. Tongues out,

[Herr-Berbunch]

of Jim's butt Reece!

[TarJak]

My turn!" cried Herr-Berbunch.

[Herr-Berbunch]

"with the two dollar..."

[TarJak]

beer between his cheeks

[Herr-Berbunch]

and the pole dancer's

[TarJak]

toes joined the beer

[Herr-Berbunch]

in a loving embrace

[TarJak]

in Herr-Berbunch's face. Pokemon

[Herr-Berbunch]

is TarJak's favourite game

[Jimbuna]

strip poker is Herr-Berbunch's

[Herr-Berbunch]

but only with ladies

[TarJak]

underwear on his head.

[Gerald]

So you went and

[Herr-Berbunch]

always wearing these head-undies

[Reece]

from sweaty football players

[Gerald]

in a town called

[Herr-Berbunch]

that were Reece's 'friends'

[Gerald]

dressed in monkey suits

[Herr-Berbunch]

, Reece LOVED the fur,

[Gerald]

while Admiral enjoy now

[Herr-Berbunch]

some lolcat threads and

[Gerald]

then go to sleep :zzz:

[nikimcbee]

Dreaming about snorkers and

[Herr-Berbunch]

boobies, the big birds

[Gerald]

are those in Aussie's?

[Jimbuna]

in the swimming pool

[Herr-Berbunch]

by the floating turd

[Jimbuna]

in the shallow end

[Gerald]

so is the audience

[TarJak]

bored with these interjections?

[Jimbuna]

from the spam machine

[Gerald]

,machine is a mystery

[Jimbuna]

not to us here

[Gerald]

not for stand-up guys

[Reece]

only those like Herr-Berbunch

[Feuer Frei!]

who of course were

[Gerald]

at the local pub

[Feuer Frei!]

drowning their sorrows because

[Jimbuna]

of 75 posts today :o

[Gerald]

who has worked hard :O:

[Reece]

speaking verbal diarrhea like

[Feuer Frei!]

it was going out

[Jimbuna]

of the ****ty sewer

[Jimbuna]

and counting 77 now :doh:

[Gerald]

language users, there is :doh:

[nikimcbee]

a type of herpes

[Gerald]

yes,something like that

[Reece]

, Herr-Berbunch contracted this and

[Gerald]

subscribe to Medical Science

[Reece]

but they couldn't help

[Feuer Frei!]

the situation because he

[Reece]

was covered all over

[Jimbuna]

with a bin liner

[Gerald]

so he pull the

[Reece]

scabs off causing the

[TarJak]

bed flute to fail

[Reece]

so a python was

[Gerald]

close but he hugged

[Reece]

it too hard causing

[Feuer Frei!]

the python to co-agulate quickly

[Gerald]

but ran into problems

[Feuer Frei!]

because Reece decided to

[Gerald]

,advantage of the snake

[Reece]

and wring it's neck

[Herr-Berbunch]

so it hung limp

[Gerald]

,but the snake laughed

[Feuer Frei!]

and made Reece limp!

[Herr-Berbunch]

even with the prostitute

[Reece]

that was with Herr-Berbunch