The Four Word Story Game

[CCIP]

Said TarJak, reaching for

[AVGWarhawk]

the large caliber gun

[Task Force]

which he accidently shot

[Randomizer]

himself in the foot

[Task Force]

causeing him to fall

[AVGWarhawk]

in a jumbled mass

[Randomizer]

of cold oatmeal. Then

[Jimbuna]

up popped a porcupine

[Task Force]

which poked him in

[Jimbuna]

the back of his

[Task Force]

head, and said "hey

[Jimbuna]

"you look just like

[Randomizer]

a hedgehog on steroids."

[Jimbuna]

It came to pass

[Flopper]

that during the whole

[Task Force]

the porcupine friend Skunk

[Reece]

had sprayed Task Force directly

[Task Force]

on the shoe! Reece

[Reece]

then laughed out loud

[TarJak]

at his small appendage.

[krashkart]

As evening approached, jimbuna

[Jimbuna]

began picking his nose

[Reece]

flicking again at TarJak

[HunterICX]

who shuffed his finger

[krashkart]

in Sailor Steve's ear

[Reece]

then ate the goodies

[Randomizer]

from the Halloween bag

[Flopper]

right before realizing the

[Jimbuna]

dwarf had passed out

[HunterICX]

after smoking a pack

[Raptor1]

of angry man-eating hamsters

[Jimbuna]

whilst on the loo

[Randomizer]

stroking his turgid porcupine.

[Sailor Steve]

The porcupine bit him

[Task Force]

exclaming "DONT TOUCH ME"

[Raptor1]

and amply displaying why.

[Task Force]

Then, suddeny a HUGE

[Randomizer]

robotic jello dispenser ejected

[Jimbuna]

a load of faggot

[Task Force]

all over him, and

[Jimbuna]

pulled out a wicked

[TarJak]

great lumbering load of

[Task Force]

toilet paper saying "here

[Randomizer]

put this in your

[Jimbuna]

"wipe your moms bottom"

[Task Force]

He was truly confused

[Randomizer]

by where this's going

[Jimbuna]

so he eventually declared

[Randomizer]

"I'll be back." Later

[krashkart]

,he understood his experience

[Jimbuna]

with the small turtle

[Flopper]

, the nickname for his

[Randomizer]

unhandy pull toy that

[Task Force]

he accidentaly just broke.

[Reece]

was Jimbuna, it was

[krashkart]

the most ragged looking

[Randomizer]

scrawny, bad tempered cat

[HunterICX]

he ever saw in

[Jimbuna]

the old biscuit tin

[Flopper]

out back, next to

[Jimbuna]

the old ducking pool

[Reece]

, but thats because he

[CCIP]

wanted to go ducking

[Reece]

but decided to go

[Jimbuna]

for the decking instead

[Randomizer]

. Meanwhile, having finished the

[Jimbuna]

rest of the needlework

[Sailor Steve]

he decided he could

[Randomizer]

go to the pub

[Task Force]

and tell old storys

[AVGWarhawk]

of dime store whores

[Sailor Steve]

who were willing to

[TarJak]

make origami scrotums from

[Randomizer]

top secret intelligence documents.

[TarJak]

Reverentially they make ritual

[Reece]

dancing a whole new

[Randomizer]

tango with two to

[Reece]

the whims of TarJak

[Randomizer]

singing in operatic Italian

[Reece]

in his wifes nightgown

[Jimbuna]

whilst wearing her suspenders

[HunterICX]

and in one hand

[Reece]

a large schnitzel gruber

[TarJak]

whilst wringing the necks

[Reece]

of HunterICX and Jim

[HunterICX]

having both of them

[Jimbuna]

perform tantric sex exercises

[Randomizer]

for showing on Youtube.

[Sailor Steve]

Not to be outdone,

[CCIP]

Sailor Steve hopped on

[Letum]

and, promptly, hopped off

[Randomizer]

, returning to his beer

[Jimbuna]

in his rocking chair

[TarJak]

. The theiving twunts who

[Task Force]

had sticks up there

[Jimbuna]

warm woolly coated earmuffs

[Task Force]

which kept the warm

[Jimbuna]

Vulcan type toenails expertly

[Sailor Steve]

trimmed and ready for

[Jimbuna]

the weekly field trip

[Sailor Steve]

which they always missed anyway.

[Randomizer]

The Cat however, knew

[Jimbuna]

which they always missed anyway.

1 2 3 4 5 bad boy

http://www.spreadtheiris.com/images/smilies/smacka.gif

http://forums.randi.org/images/smilies/crazyeyes.gif

[Jimbuna]

The Cat however, knew

he could count to

[Sailor Steve]

1 2 3 4 5 bad boy

http://www.spreadtheiris.com/images/smilies/smacka.gif

http://forums.randi.org/images/smilies/crazyeyes.gif
AAAAUUUGGGHHHH!!! Sorry sorry sorry!:damn: I'll do pennance for a week.:oops::cry:

[Randomizer]

he could count to
four as required. Meanwhile

[Jimbuna]

there was a rumour

[Jimbuna]

AAAAUUUGGGHHHH!!! Sorry sorry sorry!:damn: I'll do pennance for a week.:oops::cry:

ROFLMAO :rotfl2:

[Reece]

that Sailor Steve tripped over

[Reece]

but no! it was

[Randomizer]

that Sailor Steve tripped over1,2,3,4,5 words CAN'T PEOPLE COUNT!
Randomizer sucks back, reloads and writes:
"But no it was"
a far better thing

[Jimbuna]

that was done for

[Flopper]

the sake of doing.

[Jimbuna]

When TarJak was younger

[CCIP]

he lived on a

[Randomizer]

houseboat with many fine

[lorka42]

filigree flannel night shirts

[Jimbuna]

that he was fond of

[Randomizer]

flogging to foundering fairies

[Jimbuna]

in a bath tub

[Flopper]

that he was fond of

when Sailor Steve noticed

[Jimbuna]

he'd lost his underpants

[Randomizer]

, those crotchless silk boxers

[TarJak]

filled with lobsters and

[Reece]

Originally Posted by Reece http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/smartdark/viewpost.gif (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=1324621#post1324621)
that Sailor Steve tripped over

1,2,3,4,5 words CAN'T PEOPLE COUNT!
Randomizer sucks back, reloads and writes:

a far better thingBeg your pardon!! Sailor Steve is counted as one word/one name as you are known as Randomizer Sailor Steve is one name, what about other members like Kaleu Jochen Mohr, you'd only be able to write one other word!!!!:nope:
As for not making sense the conversation would have read:
there was a rumour that Sailor Steve tripped over some famous hollywood actor, but no! it wasThe only error I see is the missing comma, nothing worth ranting about!!!:stare::nope:

[Reece]

snapping crabs that caused

[Jimbuna]

him many sleepless nights

[TarJak]

and wild faultless mornings

[Jimbuna]

with his favourite ewe

[Reece]

that just kept bleating

[Randomizer]

as he put on

************************************************** ****************************************
Four-word story off
@ Recce. My crack wasn't meant to be a rant and if I offended, I apologize for it was written in a spirit of fun. Cheers.
Four-word story on
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[Reece]

his Wellington boots for

[Jimbuna]

the sticky experience ahead

[Randomizer]

. Although allergic to sheep

[Jimbuna]

he was still fond

[Reece]

of them and couldn't

[Randomizer]

get enough wool time

[Task Force]

so he had to

[Flopper]

go visit his shrink

[Randomizer]

really ba'ad. She said

[Reece]

adding how long have

[TarJak]

we been seeing each

[Reece]

other, the ewe answered

[TarJak]

sweetly in Reece's ear.

[Reece]

"I've been with TarJack!"

[Jimbuna]

so has everybody else

[AVGWarhawk]

no one is talking

[JSLTIGER]

about what to do

[Randomizer]

or where to go.

[AVGWarhawk]

It's always about me

[Jimbuna]

and my miniature weenie

[TarJak]

roasted over hot coals

[Jimbuna]

with a sprinkling of

[Randomizer]

barbequed ground spring lamb.

[Flopper]

I notice a pattern

[Jimbuna]

of pretty erotic lace

[Randomizer]

complete with sheep references

[Jimbuna]

from a byegone era

[Randomizer]

when men were men

[Reece]

and lambs were lambs

[Task Force]

and sheep were sheep,

[Reece]

and Kiwi's were happy

[Task Force]

, and dogs played pool
http://southportbooze.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/dogs-playing-pool-2.jpg

[Randomizer]

and cats drank heavily

[Reece]

, lets have a round

[Randomizer]

of lagers for all!

[Reece]

even the sheep, cheers!

[TarJak]

Oestrogen induced political parties

[Reece]

a statement that makes

[TarJak]

spammers die painfully slowly

[Reece]

here and sometimes quickly!

[Jimbuna]

but preferably slowly, agonising

[Reece]

as this give satisfaction

[Jimbuna]

on a grand scale

[Sailor Steve]

preferably drawn and quartered!:D

[Jimbuna]

It came to pass

[Randomizer]

a new story begin

[Jimbuna]

at the very beginning

[AVGWarhawk]

we grilled his a$$

[Jimbuna]

and stole his clothes

[Sailor Steve]

and pwnd him bad

[Jimbuna]

until his eyes watered

[Sailor Steve]

and he cried "UNCLE"!

[Jimbuna]

The reply he got

[Randomizer]

made him quite angry

[Flopper]

because it was "AUNT!"

[Sailor Steve]

He had no idea

[Randomizer]

the Cat was plotting

[Task Force]

his ultimant demise, and

[Jimbuna]

working out a plot

[Randomizer]

involving the dog and

[Task Force]

silverware to end his

[Sailor Steve]

brutal domination of their

[Task Force]

supply of cat food.

[AVGWarhawk]

Sad because he had

[Raptor1]

no idea of the

[Task Force]

of what horriable things

[Randomizer]

the poisoned radishes were.

[Sailor Steve]

Still, he thought they

[Jimbuna]

looked a little like

[Task Force]

Cheese, soon realiseing they

[Jimbuna]

were on the menu

[Sailor Steve]

he went ahead and

[Jimbuna]

fell out of the

[TarJak]

shell casing he secreted

[Jimbuna]

up his alimentary canal

[TarJak]

near Kiel. Sapphic erotica

[Randomizer]

was always popular with

[Sailor Steve]

radish-eating casing-jammers.

[Reece]

He decided to go

[Jimbuna]

to the toilet instead

[TarJak]

of manufacturing the truth

[Jimbuna]

with a toilet roll

[TarJak]

covered with large brown

[Task Force]

sploches of thick paint

[Randomizer]

that really wasn't paint

[TarJak]

in reality it was

[Randomizer]

chocolate icing. Then, without

[Reece]

anyone watching licked it,

[TarJak]

with the end of

[Reece]

his huge hairy great

[Jimbuna]

tickling stick that he

[TarJak]

prodded into Jimbuna's ear.

[Reece]

Jim laughed so loud

[TarJak]

the prodder was dislodged

[Reece]

falling right into the

[Flopper]

same pattern as before.

[Randomizer]

Meanwhile, unknown to all

[AVGWarhawk]

Bumbles do bounce and

[Jimbuna]

roll about in a

[AVGWarhawk]

large pile of manure

[Sailor Steve]

before they finally get

[AVGWarhawk]

gooey intestinal tape worms

[Randomizer]

that sing the Blues.

[Jimbuna]

When I was younger

[Randomizer]

and still living in

[AVGWarhawk]

the belly of the

[Sailor Steve]

beast, I tried to

[AVGWarhawk]

light a match near

[Randomizer]

some putrid smelling orfice

[AVGWarhawk]

that flamed up in

[Jimbuna]

your cave called home

[Sailor Steve]

and pretty much ruined

[AVGWarhawk]

my lifes work in

[Jimbuna]

a matter of seconds

[Sailor Steve]

. But it got worse.

[Jimbuna]

as the sun rose

[TarJak]

and the moon set,

[Jimbuna]

the dwarf hid behind

[TarJak]

Jimbuna's left leg, widening