The Four Word Story Game

[von Kinderei]

ingrow big toe nail

[Jimbuna]

pickled in a jar

[nikimcbee]

of spotted dick with

[von Kinderei]

USS DRUM suckin' on it

[USS Drum]

jimbuna continued the investigation

[u crank]

with chief suspect Reece

[Jimbuna]

on a tight leash

[USS Drum]

accused of eating candy

[Jimbuna]

through a sewage pipe

[U570]

.All accusations were true

[u crank]

and Reece once again

[Jimbuna]

became the butt of

[u crank]

jokes while he slept

[Jimbuna]

in the jam jar

[nikimcbee]

jar binks, who sang

[Reece]

"Reece is the best"

[Jimbuna]

fool in the world

[Reece]

next to Jim!! Later,

[u crank]

Reece swaggered down street

[Reece]

with his mate u crank,

[nikimcbee]

Reece, the Bromie Queen:shucks:

[USS Drum]

had another shot, then

[Flaxpants]

donned his stockings for

[U570]

his night shift job

[Reece]

, captain of the enterprise,

[Flaxpants]

a poky strip joint

[TarJak]

where the pokies never

[Jimbuna]

stopped smoking their joints

[Reece]

and the strippers never

[TarJak]

pay out unless you

[Reece]

give them a good

[TarJak]

tremendously long, thick, hard

[Reece]

schnitzelgruben to chew on

[BossMark]

which Reece supplied them

[u crank]

from his exotic collection

[Jimbuna]

of rubber marital aids

[BossMark]

was Reece's best collection

[von Kinderei]

that USS DRUM enjoyed wearin'

[Jimbuna]

in a certain location

[BossMark]

in Australia probably TarJaks

[Jimbuna]

pink coloured furry lederhosen

[TarJak]

were worn by BossMark.

[Reece]

BossMark donned a tutu

[u crank]

checked his makeup and

[Reece]

walked up main street

[USS Drum]

thinking it was Wall Street

[Reece]

, he flirted with all

[USS Drum]

the people at Rosy's bar

[Reece]

including the men, this

[U570]

slightly disturbed Reece because

[Reece]

he was straight, therefore

[Jimbuna]

he became very tempted

[TarJak]

to eat pie floaters

[BossMark]

with bananas and custard

[Jimbuna]

through a sewage pipe

[von Kinderei]

that U570 had used

[BossMark]

just before Reece who

[u crank]

upchucked the works on

[U570]

BossMark. U-crank then lead

[TarJak]

the Subsim tribe on

[U570]

towards greatness by wearing

[von Kinderei]

Reeces rainbow colored speedo's

[u crank]

which were way large

[von Kinderei]

so USS DRUM got in'm

[Jimbuna]

with a little help

[von Kinderei]

from Vaseline and crowbars

[Jimbuna]

from the lepers brothel

[von Kinderei]

that U570 frequented often

[Jimbuna]

when his mobility allowed

[u crank]

for such lowbrow hijinks

[Jimbuna]

in foul smelling rags

[Reece]

. BossMark stole the rags

[Flaxpants]

and built a wigwam

[Reece]

becoming a recluse and

[BossMark]

living the of luxury

[von Kinderei]

LIFE ... between the of :D

[Jimbuna]

oh I are yes :doh:

[BossMark]

of course Reece makes

[U570]

out of balsa wood

[Reece]

a model not of

[u crank]

scale to not exact

[USS Drum]

and not too un-exact

[TarJak]

rough approximation of his

[Jimbuna]

guesstimate would be guesswork

[BossMark]

so that kept Reece

[USS Drum]

could say "I am

[Jimbuna]

a little confused now"

[BossMark]

all because TarJak made

[Jimbuna]

a pan of broth

[BossMark]

which tasted like fosters :dead:

[Jimbuna]

old sweaty work underwear

[u crank]

worn back in 1997

[Jimbuna]

during the great uprising

[Reece]

with unwashed brown stains

[u crank]

mismatched socks and 29

[Reece]

squashed slugs were used

[TarJak]

by jockeys as mounts

[BossMark]

but they had to

[Reece]

be electrified before you

[BossMark]

could use them because

[u crank]

they weren't house trained

[Jimbuna]

to do the ironing

[BossMark]

so Reece helped them

[Jimbuna]

rob a piggy bank

[u crank]

in certain awkward positions

[Jimbuna]

known only to sheep

[TarJak]

shaggers from the UK.

[BossMark]

Wales is where they

[u crank]

learned these exotic shenanigans

[BossMark]

along with how to

[von Kinderei]

shave male hairy bums :o

[TarJak]

from Leeds and Newcastle

[Jimbuna]

with a samurai sword

[u crank]

while chewing gum badly

[Jimbuna]

through a muslin bag

[USS Drum]

while kicking the big

[Reece]

knockers so hard that

[U570]

they blew up in

[Reece]

BossMark's face making him

[USS Drum]

run to his basement

[TarJak]

lavatory where his collection

[USS Drum]

of TarJak's magical dolls

[Reece]

gave him erotic pleasure

[USS Drum]

, he than ran to

[Reece]

Jim for a playmate

[USS Drum]

because he was in

[TarJak]

denial about his true

[BossMark]

self then it all

[Reece]

came flooding back, he

[U570]

admitted he was a

[Reece]

fairy and wanted to

[U570]

sparkle more than Edward

[Reece]

with his magic wand

[BossMark]

and that made Reece

[U570]

fly on his broomstick

[Reece]

and bomb BossMark with

[u crank]

with smelly spitballs from

[Reece]

deep within Jim's heaving

[BossMark]

tummy which was enlarged

[Reece]

whenever he bent over

[BossMark]

and farted which was

[u crank]

more often than not

[Jimbuna]

the law of averages

[BossMark]

its bound to smell

[Jimbuna]

like a hot curry

[von Kinderei]

mixed with pont l'eveque

[Jimbuna]

dating back centuries ago

[U570]

which was more diseased

[Jimbuna]

than a dead dodo

[nikimcbee]

that eats salty chipmunk

[USS Drum]

meanwhile, nikimcbee was eating

[u crank]

at Reece's restaurant with

[Reece]

Jim, they both ate

[USS Drum]

smelly socks with a

[Jimbuna]

bottle of broon dog

[TarJak]

poured into their ears

[Reece]

whilst smoking weed from

[Jimbuna]

the local garden centre

[Reece]

soon after a visit

[Jimbuna]

to see the pope

[TarJak]

on a rope, they

[nikimcbee]

sang petshop boys' songs

[Jimbuna]

through a plastic kazoo

[BossMark]

nut which was then

[Jimbuna]

prepared for a bondage

[BossMark]

session with Reece and

[Jimbuna]

a three legged turkey

[u crank]

both spanked by Jim

[Jimbuna]

and his wicked sorceress

[USS Drum]

named TarJak, a evil

[Reece]

beast for BossMark's playmate

[USS Drum]

by night he played

[Reece]

with himself, by day

[BossMark]

it was quite normal

[nikimcbee]

for an aussie love

[Reece]

, by this time McBee

[Jimbuna]

entered the love nest

[nikimcbee]

with Crow, Tom Servo,
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[Jimbuna]

and the rat pack

[nikimcbee]

moved to Zululand, where

[Jimbuna]

all the oil was

[BossMark]

lubricated by Reece with

[U570]

a lubricant. Jimbuna then

[Jimbuna]

ran to get elected

[BossMark]

as the Toon chairman

[Jimbuna]

of the broon brigade

[u crank]

which he led astray

[Reece]

into BossMark's dirty dungeon

[u crank]

where goofy fun was

[Reece]

performed such as standing

[USS Drum]

on the stage and

[Reece]

bending over forcing a

[BossMark]

rather loud noise to

[Jimbuna]

eminate from the barrel

[Reece]

, when the fumes cleared

[U570]

no one was left

[u crank]

to assist the wounded

[U570]

u crank and jimbuna

[BossMark]

which was rather bad

[Reece]

especially the stink, there

[u crank]

was no escaping it

[Jimbuna]

without going in a

[BossMark]

trance and looking at

[von Kinderei]

Reece in those speedos

[BossMark]

which is rather shocking

[von Kinderei]

but turned USS DRUM on

[BossMark]

so much that he

[von Kinderei]

called u crank to join

[u crank]

the exorcism needed for

[nikimcbee]

Jim's knickers at the

[von Kinderei]

U570's junk yard luau

[u crank]

a sordid messy affair

[von Kinderei]

TarJak loved bein' included

[U570]

in the dead of the night

[von Kinderei]

WOW ... thats six words :o

[u crank]

.Yes it sure is

[Jimbuna]

two more than four

[TarJak]

by two blocks of

[nikimcbee]

frozen sardines for feeding

[Reece]

U570 who deserved it!

[Jimbuna]

served on a platteer

[Reece]

garnished with cream and

[nikimcbee]

spotted dick:o. Jane said

[Reece]

"I'll have that!" but

[TarJak]

realised that she'd mistakenly

[u crank]

identified said spotted object

[USS Drum]

which was really TarJak's

[Reece]

bad taste in ties,

[TarJak]

pies and beer. Reece

[USS Drum]

than went to the

[Reece]

police and reported TarJak

[TarJak]

for his good deeds.

[Jimbuna]

in the paddling pool

[BossMark]

with all the other

[Jimbuna]

frog spawn and tadpoles

[BossMark]

Reece and Mcbee joined

[Jimbuna]

the local diet clinic

[von Kinderei]

bein' run by u crank

[u crank]

whose methods were cruel

[von Kinderei]

. He started them on

[u crank]

Bud lite and Clamato

[von Kinderei]

along with tofu salad

[Flaxpants]

washed down with Guinness

[U570]

. Without another drink, BossMark

[BossMark]

decided to hit the

[Flaxpants]

policeman in the nuts

[TarJak]

with a big spanner

[Jimbuna]

made from green kryptonite

[von Kinderei]

USS DRUM pulled from Reece's

[Jimbuna]

zipper, a small package