The Four Word Story Game

[convoy hunter]

polluting the meditteranean and

[Herr-Berbunch]

let's not forget about

[Jimbuna]

Jack and the beanstalk

[Herr-Berbunch]

or Jim and the

[Jimbuna]

chief of the boat

[Herr-Berbunch]

who were caught doing

[Jimbuna]

the New York marathon

[convoy hunter]

alongside the sea at

[Herr-Berbunch]

eight O'clock, their bedtime

[Jimbuna]

the zombie party gig

[Herr-Berbunch]

had Reece's tired elephants

[Jimbuna]

eating fish and chips

[VonHesse]

which made them constipated

[Reece]

until VonHesse gave laxatives

[TarJak]

a bad name because

[VonHesse]

...BOOM!... it was awful

[Reece]

, TarJak was covered allover

[nikimcbee]

with irish whiskey and

[Reece]

his favorite, Hahn beer!

[Rilder]

Hahn beer, known for

[Herr-Berbunch]

causing humans to float

[Jimbuna]

in a sea of

[Herr-Berbunch]

despair, holding on to

[Reece]

their pulsating private parts

[Jimbuna]

with giant fish hooks

[Herr-Berbunch]

which Reece and Jim

[convoy hunter]

used to catch tarjak

[Herr-Berbunch]

flying past their window

[Jimbuna]

in a paper bag

[Reece]

blowing in the wind

[Herr-Berbunch]

. Monkeys also flew by

[Jimbuna]

in a tea pot

[Reece]

powered by jet engines

[Herr-Berbunch]

made from chocolate which

[Jimbuna]

were a lot tastier

[Reece]

before dropping in toilet

[Herr-Berbunch]

at full thrust, only

[convoy hunter]

airbrakes could stop it

[Reece]

but they failed, so

[Jimbuna]

the bunny rabbit escaped

[Herr-Berbunch]

but felt somewhat flushed

[Jimbuna]

when the fox danced

[Herr-Berbunch]

naked in the rain

[Jimbuna]

with the midget princess

[Reece]

what a gay affair

[Herr-Berbunch]

Reece was having with

[Reece]

Herr-Berbunch at his side

[Jimbuna]

of the playing field

[Herr-Berbunch]

, and moving on, the

[Jimbuna]

wind in the willows

[Herr-Berbunch]

, breeze in the trees

[Reece]

whispered in Jims ears

[Herr-Berbunch]

who went onto knees

[Jimbuna]

made by the bees

[Reece]

. All of a sudden

[Jimbuna]

we heard deathly cries

[convoy hunter]

from the haunted house

[Herr-Berbunch]

. Which witch is which

[Jimbuna]

in the dark cellar.

[tomfon]

I rule the seas

[convoy hunter]

surfaced and submerged with

[Jimbuna]

a nice pink elephant

[Herr-Berbunch]

and yellow rubber duck

[convoy hunter]

which was between two

[Jimbuna]

slices of green toast

[convoy hunter]

bread which was really

[Jimbuna]

appetising for the daleks

[Herr-Berbunch]

although they much prefered

[Jimbuna]

a double cheese burger

[Herr-Berbunch]

before falling down stairs

[convoy hunter]

right in the basement.

[Jimbuna]

Any moment from now

[convoy hunter]

the bomb can explode

[Herr-Berbunch]

so let us quickly

[Jimbuna]

put on our lipstick

[Reece]

and press the button!

[convoy hunter]

And soon ubi will

[Reece]

blowup and totally disintegrate.

[convoy hunter]

Then all subsim members

[Reece]

threw a big party

[Jimbuna]

for their God, Jimbuna

[Lionclaw]

The God of somethingia

[Reece]

also zombieland as well

[Herr-Berbunch]

in his pink thong

[Reece]

and tutu, it was

[Jimbuna]

a sight to behold

[Reece]

if you could stomach

[Jimbuna]

that amount of porridge

[Herr-Berbunch]

poured into your eyes

[Jimbuna]

with a large ladle

[Herr-Berbunch]

, sorry - lady, large lady

[Jimbuna]

wanted for Herr-Berbunch

[nikimcbee]

to put on lip

[Jimbuna]

tan with a rake

[Reece]

then pucker up for

[Admiral8Q]

the obvious kiss that...

[Reece]

shocked Mcbee and Reece

[Jimbuna]

down to their panties

[Reece]

in the powder room

[Jimbuna]

in the local bakery

[Herr-Berbunch]

where Jim was trying

[Reece]

on some pink panties

[Jimbuna]

he got from Reece

[Reece]

complete with brown stains

[Jimbuna]

at front and rear

[convoy hunter]

of his big airplane

[Jimbuna]

in his toy chest

[convoy hunter]

in his second basement

[Jimbuna]

store up the hill

[convoy hunter]

located near mount everest

[Jimbuna]

in the basement cellar

[Reece]

, there he found a

[Jimbuna]

bottle of chop sauce

[Reece]

and cheap wine, so

[convoy hunter]

he decided not to

[Jimbuna]

jump over the fence

[convoy hunter]

because he was sure

[Reece]

he'd find a dead

[convoy hunter]

man right in front

[nikimcbee]

of the toaster. Mr

[Jimbuna]

Mcbee was a transvestite

[nikimcbee]

French cheese tasting camp

[Jimbuna]

type who loved to

[nikimcbee]

play cricket while driving.

[convoy hunter]

Reece though was desperate

[nikimcbee]

to get a date

[Herr-Berbunch]

with Jim, his long

[nikimcbee]

golden locks of blond

[Herr-Berbunch]

hair on his wig

[Jimbuna]

were tastier than a

[tomfon]

pair of smelly socks.

[nikimcbee]

Meanwhile, back in Kiwiland,

[Reece]

Mcbee gasped as he

[nikimcbee]

saw the Aussie defeat.

[Reece]

But cried later because

[Admiral8Q]

Aussies never get defeated:03:

[Reece]

they allow this so

[Herr-Berbunch]

they don't cry, much!

[convoy hunter]

Then jimbuna came with

[Reece]

convoy-hunter to the deep

[Jimbuna]

oven baked steak pie

[Herr-Berbunch]

shop, ordering 'em all.

[Reece]

They sat down and

[tomfon]

watched the bloody match

[Herr-Berbunch]

shouting at the telly "

[Reece]

Come on Aussies come on!"

[Jimbuna]

out of a saucepan

[tomfon]

while drinking gallons of

[Jimbuna]

that Aussie throat nectar

[Herr-Berbunch]

seaman, should be goalie

[nikimcbee]

for the Canadian national

[Herr-Berbunch]

underwater skydiving squad, but

[Jimbuna]

the plot was thickening

[nikimcbee]

as thick as banana

[Reece]

and soft like rubber

[Herr-Berbunch]

hosiery that subsimmers wore

[tomfon]

before going to sleep.

[Herr-Berbunch]

with the fishes, over

[nikimcbee]

where the subsim trolls

[Jimbuna]

were enjoying a sauna

[nikimcbee]

in fish oil and

[Jimbuna]

caramelised peanut butter jelly

[nikimcbee]

. They squealed with glee

[Jimbuna]

niki on jimbunas knee

[nikimcbee]

with three blonds and

[Reece]

a naked STEED bouncing

[nikimcbee]

in a bowl of

[Reece]

sour milk with tomfon

[nikimcbee]

. Is your name Bruce,

[Reece]

whoops! tore my panties!

[nikimcbee]

Chapter five, The sound

[convoy hunter]

of a blue whale

[Herr-Berbunch]

screaming for help to

[Reece]

sink Moby Dicks ship

[CCIP]

, stop the damn vuvuzelas

[Herr-Berbunch]

and ensure England win

[Reece]

second place or third!

[Jimbuna]

Australias position looks bad

[DarkFish]

because the Dutch will

[Jimbuna]

eat all the cheese

[Herr-Berbunch]

from Reece's toes, uuurgh!

[Jimbuna]

Portugal play this evening

[Reece]

and rather eat cheese

[Herr-Berbunch]

than chat to Sven

[DarkFish]

Kramer about ice skating

[Jimbuna]

with no clothes on

[Reece]

, Jim was interested however!

[Herr-Berbunch]

Somewhere over the rainbow

[Jimbuna]

on a desert island

[nikimcbee]

where tarjak and weng-weng


(note, who is weng-weng?)
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[Jimbuna]

lived happily ever after

[Herr-Berbunch]

with McBee in the

[Jimbuna]

back end of beyond

[Herr-Berbunch]

, eating cake and fish

[DarkFish]

, particularly Dutch raw herring

[Herr-Berbunch]

before kissing. The smell

[convoy hunter]

of fresh sea water

[Jimbuna]

from the toilet cistern

[Reece]

wafted to my nostrils

[TarJak]

and into your bowels

[Reece]

making it heave till

[Jimbuna]

your ears fell off

[Reece]

. Hopping on a bus

[Jimbuna]

to get to school

[convoy hunter]

which was near the

[Jimbuna]

edge of the kettle

[tomfon]

, i saw Lucky Luke

[DarkFish]

fall into that kettle

[Jimbuna]

with his sunglasses on

[DarkFish]

, but without his hat

[Jimbuna]

or his frilly underpants

[Reece]

, Jim stole those for

[Admiral8Q]

a bottle of rum

[Reece]

and some chewing tobacco

[Jimbuna]

plant made from cedar

[Reece]

for the spittoon, then

[Jimbuna]

it started to rain

[Herr-Berbunch]

cats and hot dogs

[Jimbuna]

jumped on the submersible

[Reece]

diving below crush depth

[Herr-Berbunch]

of 1.5 metres, whilst

[Jimbuna]

juggling a teddy bear

[Herr-Berbunch]

dressed in leather and

[Jimbuna]

ready to rock and

[Reece]

mounted his hog ready

[Herr-Berbunch]

to knit Jim's sweater

[Reece]

, it was pink with

[Jimbuna]

a swept back wing

[Herr-Berbunch]

ribbed - for her pleasure

[nikimcbee]

. Reece,blowing his vuvuzela

[Reece]

in Mcbee's ear, laughs!

[nikimcbee]

The Aussie spam master

[Reece]

Reece, laughed even harder

[Herr-Berbunch]

as his skirt rode

[Jimbuna]

roughshod over the choirboys

[Herr-Berbunch]

, his garter strangling one

[Jimbuna]

related to Mother Superior

[Reece]

and damned ugly too

[Jimbuna]

for a twin sister

[Herr-Berbunch]

of Reece and Jim

[Reece]

and brother to Herr-Berbunch

[Herr-Berbunch]

,the good looking one.

[Jimbuna]

Over on fantasy island

[Reece]

Herr-Berbunch was cross dressing

[Jimbuna]

inside a tea bag

[Herr-Berbunch]

, must've been a weekend

[tomfon]

since he left Camelot

[Jimbuna]

on his wooden horse

[tomfon]

which was colour blind

[Herr-Berbunch]

until Tuesdays when the