The Four Word Story Game

[mapuc]

Reece looked at it

[Reece]

and puked, but BossMark

[Gerald]

spanking Reece and enjoyed

[mapuc]

it and said more

[Reece]

but Vendor started crying

[tomfon]

since Reece was so

[Reece]

enjoying it, Vendor decided

[Jimbuna]

busy peeling a coconut

[BossMark]

with his toenails. which

[tomfon]

are polished because he

[mapuc]

was without words, he

[Reece]

got a sudden pain

[Eichhörnchen]

in his arse, which

[Jimbuna]

felt rather familiar because

[Gerald]

he says,not again!!

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/npqec8p.jpg "I was behind him..."

[mapuc]

and said don't worry

[Aktungbby]

I'm a proctologist

[Reece]

spoken with a grin

[Jimbuna]

and a gleaming eye

[Reece]

yelling "anyone for seconds"?

[Jimbuna]

"or thirds if preferred"

[jacobston]

"But not fourths, because..."

[Reece]

http://www.georgehernandez.com/h/aaBlog/2004/media/10-15_JuliusSumnerMiller.jpg
"The energy has been spent"

(sorry about the fifth word!!):oops:

[mapuc]

In Neverland where everyone

[Reece]

walks around with their

[BossMark]

hands tied to a

[Reece]

jackass whilst being whipped

[Jimbuna]

with a wet lettuce

[Reece]

screaming more, more!
Suddenly

[Eichhörnchen]

there was sewage everywhere

[Reece]

Jim fell in screaming

[BossMark]

and shouting, oh not

[Eichhörnchen]

more crap from Reece,

[Reece]

no, it's from Eichhörnchen!!:O:

[Jimbuna]

the three legged donkey

[Reece]

. "News flash" a rocket

[mapuc]

using fart propulsion is

[Reece]

being tested by the

[BossMark]

by the Aussie navy

[Reece]

to be used as

[Jimbuna]

a riddance of Foster's

[BossMark]

as a punishment for

[Reece]

belching at the table

[Jimbuna]

of the holy order

[mapuc]

where Reece the noble

[BossMark]

broke wind yet again

[mapuc]

An odour so horrendous

[Reece]

that the Pope demanded

[Jimbuna]

gas masks be issued

[Reece]

Jim refused his and

[Jimbuna]

took his ball home

[Reece]

(He only had one)

[Jimbuna]

the other, is in

[Reece]

his neighbors hand. Why?:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

should such an event

[Reece]

ever happen would Jim

[BossMark]

would be delighted for

[tomfon]

anything that looks like

[Jimbuna]

a three eared gorilla

[Reece]

. You mean like BossMark?:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

from the lunatic asylum

[Reece]

yes, he cocked his

[Jimbuna]

leg against a tree

[Reece]

, steam hung around him

[Jimbuna]

like a bad smell

[Reece]

But BossMark savored it!!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

then patented the recipe

[Reece]

u-crank invested $12,000 and

[Jimbuna]

a handful of manure

[Reece]

, soon a restaurant opened

[u crank]

where Aussies came and

[jacobston]

demons drank until they

[u crank]

tried to ride kangaroos

[jacobston]

back to Arizona, but

[u crank]

Reece kept falling off

[Aktungbby]

into the marsupial's pouch

[Reece]

where he was snug

[BossMark]

with his favourite doll

[Reece]

that was actually a

[Jimbuna]

prohibited piece of hardware

[Reece]

I borrowed from Jim

[BossMark]

who wants it back

[Reece]

so that he can

[Jimbuna]

tighten a few nuts

[Reece]

before the pressure builds

[BossMark]

up, if it did

[Jimbuna]

his head may explode

[Reece]

leaving a great hole!!

[Jimbuna]

in the soda fountain

[jacobston]

so the soda escaped

[Jimbuna]

through the narrow neck

[Eichhörnchen]

past the enlarged prostate

[Aktungbby]

through his secondhand catheter

[Jimbuna]

borrowed from blind pugh

[Aktungbby]

who was 'spot on"

[Eichhörnchen]

with his black spot

[BossMark]

which then turned white

[Jimbuna]

with a hint of

[Reece]

puss that oozed out

[Eichhörnchen]

like Ben Gunn's cheese

[Jimbuna]

ham and egg flan

[Reece]

, after throwing up I

[u crank]

played the banjo and

[Rockstar]

sang a little ditty

[Eichhörnchen]

entitled "I am a

[Reece]

happy little chappy" who

[BossMark]

wants to go to

[Reece]

BossMark's house to play

[Jimbuna]

naked hide and seek

[Rockstar]

in his bondage dungeon

[Eichhörnchen]

and 'hide the sausage'

[BossMark]

from Reece who was

[Rockstar]

all tied up wearing

[Eichhörnchen]

his wife's clothes again.

[Aktungbby]

A common failing amongst

[Eichhörnchen]

the great apes is

[BossMark]

legendary because Reece made

[Jimbuna]

a living from it

[Rockstar]

but squandered his earnings

[Jimbuna]

on sexual cosmetic surgery

[Aktungbby]

which went badly awry

[Jimbuna]

when the tree surgeon

[Aktungbby]

shortened his fig leaf https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e8/Mercury_fig_leaf.jpg/220px-Mercury_fig_leaf.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Mercury_fig_leaf.jpg)

[mapuc]

Oh agony oh agony

[Aktungbby]

Who "gives a fig"

[Eichhörnchen]

exposing a nasty canker

[Rockstar]

on his lower lip

[Eichhörnchen]

which made him look

[Reece]

like a horse, however

[Eichhörnchen]

he still had his

[Reece]

pride boasting that he

[Rockstar]

could climb trees faster

[Jimbuna]

a monkey on steroids

[mapuc]

which made Eichhörnchen quite

[Eichhörnchen]

jealous and determined to

[BossMark]

take his toys home

[Rockstar]

and play with his

[Reece]

marbles he held firmly

[Aktungbby]

with his prehensile tail

[Jimbuna]

tucked between his legs

[Eichhörnchen]

safely out of sight.

[Jimbuna]

Nobody took much notice

[tomfon]

of his eccentric appearance

[Rockstar]

Until the crowd realized

[Jimbuna]

he was butt neked

[Rockstar]

they mocked the size

[Reece]

of his appendage until

[mapuc]

Jim saw this and

[Rockstar]

dropped trou revealing his

[u crank]

Hello Kitty tattoo that

[Reece]

he admired and touched

[Rockstar]

like a squirrel attacking

[Jimbuna]

a badly bruised apple

[Aktungbby]

to its rotten core

[Rockstar]

. Meanwhile, back at the

[Eichhörnchen]

ranch, a big hairy

[Rockstar]

monkey threw poop at

[mapuc]

mapuc, who got really

[Rockstar]

aroused and spanked the

[Reece]

monkey with a wet

[Rockstar]

warm and heavily lubricated

[Reece]

hand, causing the monkey

[Aktungbby]

to get very funky

[Rockstar]

. We interupt this program

[Reece]

with a special bulletin!!:

[Jimbuna]

the end is nigh

[Rockstar]

grab your ankles and

[Aktungbby]

Prepare for eternal funkiness:woot:

[Rockstar]

the mothership has arrived

[BossMark]

to take Reece to

[Eichhörnchen]

a faraway place, where

[Jimbuna]

drop bears wear tights

[Reece]

and BossMark wears tight

[Eichhörnchen]

skivvies, causing his eyes

[Reece]

to bulge and water

[Jimbuna]

the cabbage patch dolls

[Rockstar]

can be seen dancing

[Eichhörnchen]

bollock naked by moonlight,

[Rockstar]

with bushy tailed rodents

[Reece]

that gnawed at Rockstar's

[Aktungbby]

Heavily knurled intestate gnawbs :woot:

[Rockstar]

Taking pity, Aktungbby rallied

[Aktungbby]

with seminal timely first-aid

[Eichhörnchen]

but was also attacked

[Aktungbby]

incisively, by capricious capybaras

[BossMark]

who then decided it

[Reece]

was time Aktungbby was

[Aktungbby]

nibbled down to size

[Jimbuna]

in a rather odd

[Reece]

method by means of

[Jimbuna]

much smoke and mirrors

[BossMark]

which where found in

[Aktungbby]

A vaudeville magician trunk

[Jimbuna]

secreted deep inside the

[Rockstar]

. Secreted? Now thats weird.

[Aktungbby]

weird Billingsgate Secretions Museum

[Eichhörnchen]

which hosted many secretions

[Rockstar]

of Jimbuna's Golgi apparatus

[Aktungbby]

and aktung's endocytic pathways

[Eichhörnchen]

via Eichhörnchen's anterograde vesicles

[BossMark]

which Reece liked to

[Rockstar]

add to his coffee

[Jimbuna]

plantation workers retirement pot

[Aktungbby]

of select California sinsemilla :O:

[Jimbuna]

that are propagated individually

[Aktungbby]

under countless CFL lights

[Jimbuna]

hooked up to a

[Rockstar]

team of inebriated squirrels

[Eichhörnchen]

in tin hats, pedalling

[Reece]

cheap whiskey and fake

[Eichhörnchen]

bicycles masquerading as 'Raleighs'.

[Jimbuna]

but from Walters era

[Eichhörnchen]

(before bikes were invented)

[Rockstar]

. But that didn't prevent

[mapuc]

Reece imaginary mice to

[Reece]

run a treadmill powered

[Eichhörnchen]

by a team of

[Reece]

super mice that could

[Jimbuna]

lie dormant all day

[Reece]

until the dark came

[Jimbuna]

and they wet themselves

[Reece]

this kinky behavior is

[Eichhörnchen]

all we have left

[Aktungbby]

when URINE a jam :03:

[Jimbuna]

jar full of spiders

[Reece]

nice big hairy ones

[BossMark]

which made Reece run

[Reece]

throwing them at BossMark

[Reece]

Edit: A newbie deleted his post that said: "what a wonderful story"

worthy of a book

[Jimbuna]

or a film even

[BossMark]

which will be directed

[Eichhörnchen]

the great Ridley Snot.

[Reece]

related to Mister Wobbly

[Jimbuna]

and born in Shields

[Eichhörnchen]

of a virgin mother

[Jimbuna]

and a false promise

[Reece]

lost a leg when

[Jimbuna]

jumping on a bus

[Reece]

to correct this he

[BossMark]

missed it by doing

[Jimbuna]

a terrible version of

[mapuc]

fiddler on the roof

[Reece]

, he was fiddling with

[Eichhörnchen]

the engine of his

[Reece]

new toy, a small

[Eichhörnchen]

motorised Ford Capri, favourite

[Reece]

of Eichhörnchen, who plays

[BossMark]

the bagpipes at Jim's

[Jimbuna]

circus for the deranged