The Four Word Story Game

[u crank]

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[nikimcbee]

Reece rang the number:o

[nikimcbee]

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[Jimbuna]

and so it passed

[BossMark]

to TarJak who wanted

[Jimbuna]

it hard and fast

[Fubar2Niner]

spreadeagle on a tandem :doh:

[Jimbuna]

with a cool spray

[nikimcbee]

of bacon mustard and

[U570]

moldy breadcrumbs. This lead

[u crank]

poisoning caused a rare

[nikimcbee]

sight, Tarjak chuggin' Fosters

[U570]

down his pie hole

[Fubar2Niner]

eighteen to the dozen

[TarJak]

whilst McBee looked on

[U570]

in frightening despise of

[Fubar2Niner]

the seemingly bottomless appetite

[Jimbuna]

of a cockeyed zombie

[BossMark]

who loved to eat

[TarJak]

brainzzzzz brainzzzz brainzzzz brainzzzz

[Fubar2Niner]

and brainzzzz meanz Heinz

[Jimbuna]

all fifty seven varieties

[U570]

baked beans and pasta

[Jimbuna]

served in half a

[BossMark]

pint pot with a

[Jimbuna]

a good spattering of

[U570]

purple alien blood from

[Jimbuna]

the alien blood bank

[Fubar2Niner]

across from the co-op

[antikristuseke]

was a major flop

[U570]

of Jim's flip flops

[u crank]

, a smelly situation that

[Jimbuna]

would soon deteriorate further

[BossMark]

until things got better

[Fubar2Niner]

which they did............ Suddenly,

[Jimbuna]

BossMark started stalking me

[Fubar2Niner]

, 'You can't touch this!'

[Jimbuna]

said the laughing policeman

[BossMark]

as he got arrested

[Fubar2Niner]

'I'm a laughing gnome',

[Jimbuna]

said David Robert Jones

[U570]

, the man with no

[BossMark]

name said Reece who

[TarJak]

loved Julia Gillard so

[Jimbuna]

much he hung himself

[u crank]

out to dry. Many

[U570]

. This proves what she

[troopie]

saw in that medic.

[Jimbuna]

with the big nose

[troopie]

and the silly hat

[BossMark]

which was not in

[TarJak]

his notorious evil closet

[U570]

of all sorts of

[nikimcbee]

Indian cricket stars stormed

[Fubar2Niner]

off! Disgruntled and ashamed

[nikimcbee]

, the Aussie cricket players

[troopie]

being left bewildered by

[nikimcbee]

the Pah-ki-stan-i cricket team

http://pakistan-cricket.tk/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Shahid-Afridi-4.jpg

Yes Tarjak, come and give Uncle Shahid a kiss.

[Fubar2Niner]

with their humungous beer-bellies

[nikimcbee]

the Barmy Army passed

[troopie]

off as extra padding

[Fubar2Niner]

alas, beer did flow

[Jimbuna]

on the hallowed wicket

[Fubar2Niner]

. Bails to your partner,

[BossMark]

who looked rather annoyed

[Jimbuna]

when the umpire coughed

[nikimcbee]

because the doctor squeezed

[BossMark]

too hard and that

[nikimcbee]

toxic goiter ruptured oil

[Jimbuna]

all over the wigwam

[U570]

in central Iowa. Steed

[nikimcbee]

,meanwhile, ate crisps and

[u crank]

drank beer. He enjoyed

[TarJak]

Robert Mugabe's company so

[BossMark]

much that he asked

[U570]

him to stay the

[Jimbuna]

night in his bed

[Fubar2Niner]

of roses. Embarrassed, Robert

[Jimbuna]

the great greek mythologist

[Fubar2Niner]

called upon Phillip, the

[nikimcbee]

,lord of the dance

[Fubar2Niner]

with his Greek heritage

[BossMark]

but was so skint

[Fubar2Niner]

pole dancing became attractive

[Jimbuna]

to the pink elephant

[Fubar2Niner]

with the frilly tutu

[Jimbuna]

and tight fitting nappy

[U570]

that was full of

[nikimcbee]

hugs and kisses. The

[U570]

last person lied, then

[Sledgehammer427]

stuffed a bag full

[U570]

of general car parts

[BossMark]

into the large crack

[Jimbuna]

in the earths crust

[BossMark]

where Reece played with

[Jimbuna]

a funny looking instrument

[nikimcbee]

that melted the subsim

[u crank]

sig limit. Neal started

[U570]

to jump onto it

[Fubar2Niner]

people looked in wonderment

[nikimcbee]

as he rode a

[Sledgehammer427]

sparkling white chariot into

[Jimbuna]

a road side ditch

[BossMark]

where he couldn't help

[TarJak]

rolling around in muck

[Jimbuna]

and very soggy seaweed

[u crank]

that he ate. Nobody

[Jimbuna]

was interested in partaking

[Fubar2Niner]

in the garden party

[Jimbuna]

with the mad hatter

[BossMark]

,Reece who was in

[Jimbuna]

a very secretive society

[Fubar2Niner]

he could play cricket

[Jimbuna]

with a pogo stick

[Fubar2Niner]

and a space hopper

[Jimbuna]

borrowed from Uncle Fester

[BossMark]

who was in a

[TarJak]

ridiculous position with Jimbuna's

[Jimbuna]

howitzer pointing at him

[BossMark]

so he ran to

[U570]

the nearest ammo dump

[TarJak]

and loaded up with

[u crank]

tracer rounds. Unfortunately his

[U570]

backside hung out from

[BossMark]

his underpants which where

[TarJak]

holier than BossMark's head

[Jimbuna]

on a positive day

[nikimcbee]

when Geordies and Aussies

[u crank]

come out to play.

[BossMark]

play cricket on the

[nikimcbee]

billiard table. Bossmark rang

[Jimbuna]

for a good spanking

[BossMark]

off a gorgeous blonde

[U570]

with curly locks like

[Jimbuna]

one of those weirdos

[U570]

like the yokkel at

[Jimbuna]

the local chip shop

[U570]

where the oil ate

[Jimbuna]

all the cherry pie

[Fubar2Niner]

cherry was most upset

[Jimbuna]

when her buttons popped

[Fubar2Niner]

to reveal her enormous

[BossMark]

teeth which where in

[nikimcbee]

Jim's snorker collection. Fancy

[u crank]

snorkers being the rage

[BossMark]

in Geordie land with

[TarJak]

black pudding a close

[Jimbuna]

second place in popularity

[TarJak]

with the Mackem crowd

[U570]

who tastefully despise milk

[Jimbuna]

chocolate flavored camel tongues

[Fubar2Niner]

wrapped in crispy lettuce

[nikimcbee]

for Bossmark's birthday. Maggie

[Fubar2Niner]

the evil tory witch

[Jimbuna]

wore a most seductive

[Fubar2Niner]

set of pointy teeth

[Jimbuna]

that closely resembled a

[TarJak]

pair of BossMark's soiled underwear

[Jimbuna]

formerly owned by STEED

[u crank]

, purchased second hand at

[BossMark]

the local chip shop

[Fubar2Niner]

covered in tomato sauce

[Jimbuna]

and Pedigree dog food

[Fubar2Niner]

for mature dogs, naturally

[Jimbuna]

STEED had a taste

[1480]

and ate like a

[nikimcbee]

a bearz fan with

[BossMark]

a rather bad taste

[Jimbuna]

in womens woollen underwear

[U570]

which was rather uncomfortable.

[Jimbuna]

Not long after prayers

[Fubar2Niner]

and sacrifice to the

[1480]

to the altar of

[BossMark]

the odd looking girl

[Fubar2Niner]

one eye, and small

[1480]

in stature but large

[Fubar2Niner]

tracts of land, and

[BossMark]

Reece decided to play

[Jimbuna]

a rather dangerous game

[Fubar2Niner]

involving trains, planes, automobiles

[BossMark]

and blondes with large

[Fubar2Niner]

bank accounts and huuuuuuuuuge

[1480]

racks.....

of lamb, basting

[Jimbuna]

on a roasting spit

[Fubar2Niner]

turning, slowly, crisping....... Meanwhile

[Jimbuna]

down at the ranch

[Fubar2Niner]

the large blonde screamed

[U570]

about the lamb who

[u crank]

had lost his way

[1480]

and ended up in

[nikimcbee]

the southside of the

[BossMark]

bed which TarJak was

[u crank]

eating crackers in. Nobody

[U570]

complained, however this was

[Jimbuna]

how the cookie crumbled

[soopaman2]

under the weight of

[nikimcbee]

a geordie opera singer

[Jimbuna]

in a medieval monastery

[BossMark]

known as Newcastle united

[Jimbuna]

qualifiers of europa league

[nikimcbee]

of strawberry jello eaters

[u crank]

who can't eat and

[SilentOtto]

drink at the same

[Jimbuna]

time as staying awake

[Rockstar]

at the same table

[Jimbuna]

in the same cell

[u crank]

without laughing. This problem

[U570]

was very problematic for

[nikimcbee]

the Irish, becuase the

[u crank]

problem was, the Irish

[BossMark]

like Irish jokes which

[Jimbuna]

typically Irish for once

[BossMark]

but where still the

[TarJak]

fear of wages prevented

[Jimbuna]

a yorkshireman buying beer

[nikimcbee]

so they can give

[Jimbuna]

a piece of cucumber

[Fubar2Niner]

a pea, banana, pterodactyl,

[BossMark]

to a very naughty

[Fubar2Niner]

David Attenborough, who played

[u crank]

fast and loose with

[TarJak]

BossMark's false ankles. Deepening

[Jimbuna]

the prehistoric gene pool

[BossMark]

and a odd looking

[Fubar2Niner]

dodo named Esmerelda, strutting

[nikimcbee]

around wearing a feather

[eddie]

just to cover up

[Jimbuna]

her latest war wound

[U570]

from murdering King Tut

[Jimbuna]

with a fruit pie

[u crank]

, a messy crime, but

[TarJak]

necessary to widen gaps

[Jimbuna]

in old peoples teeth

[TarJak]

by steam powered clamps

[Fubar2Niner]

attached to their nipples

[BossMark]

which were too large

[Jimbuna]

to fit in one's

[BossMark]

pocket so Reece was

[Jimbuna]

tasked with miniaturising them

[TarJak]

all with his diminutive

[BossMark]

which was in a

[Jimbuna]

poor state of repair

[Fubar2Niner]

. Alarmed at this BossMark

[u crank]

called 10 Downing Street

[Herr-Berbunch]

and apologised profusely for

[u crank]

STEED's recent behaviour which

[Jimbuna]

was actually a sham

[nikimcbee]

-wow infomercial. Jim grabbed

[u crank]

his phone to call

[Jimbuna]

for an Indian takeaway