The Four Word Story Game

[Reece]

but tantalizingly good tasting

[Jimbuna]

despite lacking a scrotum

[Gerald]

but Jim does not

[Herr-Berbunch]

drink anything but babycham

[Jimbuna]

from a beer keg

[Gerald]

Ahhh, a delicious cold

[Jimbuna]

day in mid summer

[Reece]

where men are men

[krashkart]

and wildebeest are wildebeest,

[Gerald]

and police are police

[krashkart]

and Sting is Sting. :yep:

[Gerald]

and here we go

[Rockstar]

hand in hand skipping

[Gerald]

The party of negativity

[Herr-Berbunch]

is not thinking positively

[Rockstar]

which is relative only

[Gerald]

out of existentials, which

[TarJak]

are extinct. Parallelograms developed

[Reece]

by raising 2 fingers

[krashkart]

in a hypocycloid shape

[Reece]

then applying it to

[nikimcbee]

the Geordie kama sutra

[Rockstar]

greek for jam it

[Gerald]

resulted in a total

[TarJak]

annhilation for Roman emperor

[Reece]

when the ICBM exploded

[Rockstar]

yellow marshmallow bunny feet

[Gerald]

hydrogen peroxide to clean

[Flaxpants]

the exhaust manifold, which

[Gerald]

collects the exhaust gases

[Flaxpants]

with joyous abandon. Swelling

[Gerald]

of mid-range power

[Flaxpants]

can affect your ability

[Gerald]

to Get Better Quality

[Flaxpants]

Gyroscopic Hammocks, always a

[Herr-Berbunch]

swinger, but never tried

[Gerald]

to look for a

[Herr-Berbunch]

dogging session until I

[TarJak]

Stumbled out of the

[Gerald]

dark to see stars

[Herr-Berbunch]

become Scientologists, which means

[Gerald]

you will lose all

[Reece]

respect when dropping your

[Herr-Berbunch]

price on the streets

[Gerald]

will typically be the

[Herr-Berbunch]

ten dollar, too beaucoup

[Gerald]

offers the largest selection

[Herr-Berbunch]

of diseases known to

[Rockstar]

both scientists and sailors

[Gerald]

have been observing the

[Jimbuna]

Vendor principle spam thread

[Gerald]

to rule them all

[Jimbuna]

strike up another one

[Gerald]

but this is great

[Jimbuna]

now add one more

[Gerald]

Thanks Jim I will

[Jimbuna]

your a persistent one

[Gerald]

but friendly person to

[Jimbuna]

strike an accord with

[Gerald]

respect, and natural habits

[Rockstar]

cloak Vendors propensity for

[Gerald]

a comparative survey of

[nikimcbee]

large breasted midgets wearing

[krashkart]

survey sheets over their

[nikimcbee]

ears, so they could

[krashkart]

keep their hands free :arrgh!:

[Gerald]

What are your ideas

[nikimcbee]

to chat with krashkart

[krashkart]

on expensive bedazzled iPhones

[Gerald]

coming to a palace

[Herr-Berbunch]

that is now derelict

[Gerald]

free for fun and

[Herr-Berbunch]

small animals which may

[Jimbuna]

snuggle in your groin

[Herr-Berbunch]

like Jim with Nikimcbee







:nope:

[Rockstar]

watching the late show

[Herr-Berbunch]

early in the morning

[Reece]

what a romantic scene

[Herr-Berbunch]

as TarJak brings them

[Reece]

their hotel room bookings

[Herr-Berbunch]

along with their breakfast

[Jimbuna]

of curry and beer

[Herr-Berbunch]

(only korma, and Castlemaine)

[Jimbuna]

well be thoroughly unacceptable

[Gerald]

way to approach questions

[Jimbuna]

about the nut job

[Herr-Berbunch]

done by the mad squirrels

[Gerald]

a true, personal story

[Herr-Berbunch]

that contained allergy warning

[Jimbuna]

of the textual kind

[Herr-Berbunch]

written in braille for

[Jimbuna]

now let me guess :hmmm::DL

[Gerald]

You Swung Over The

[Herr-Berbunch]

swing whilst swirling sandwiches

[Rockstar]

the futility of it

[Herr-Berbunch]

not comprehended until the

[Jimbuna]

goblin pinched the bread

[Gerald]

and add flour for

[Jimbuna]

a nice smooth bake

[Herr-Berbunch]

between the buttocks and

[Gerald]

It feels somewhat like

[Herr-Berbunch]

Vendor's pushing too hard

[Gerald]

I'm chasing bad guys

[Jimbuna]

well stay up front

[Gerald]

I work for the state

[Jimbuna]

off to UB40 concert

[Gerald]

we are "colleagues", yes

[Rockstar]

what time is it?

[Gerald]

where are you mate?

[Rockstar]

just off exit twenty

[Gerald]

Interstate 90 is a

[Rockstar]

thats not an answer

[Gerald]

to the crisis people

[krashkart]

who headline for UB40

[Gerald]

to enjoy the mood

[Rockstar]

will have when jimbuna

[krashkart]

cracks out the Spitfire :03:

[Reece]

and mows down UB40

[krashkart]

with an Enfield popgun :DL

[Gerald]

being operated with care

[Reece]

so as not to

[krashkart]

blow away any lolcats

[Gerald]

but a "blow" is

[Reece]

imminent so hold on

[krashkart]

to your underwires, Reece. :D

[Reece]

while I let it

[krashkart]

slip that Subsim built

[TarJak]

an army of zombies

[krashkart]

from spare lolcats and

[TarJak]

roflcopter parts, then melded

[krashkart]

the lmao's with facepalms

[TarJak]

, omg's, wtf's, and flanelflowers

[Reece]

, now how does one

[Herr-Berbunch]

speak like the Queen

[Reece]

with one finger poking

[TarJak]

in your bottleneck whilst

[Herr-Berbunch]

the others are poking

[Jimbuna]

fun at each other

[Gerald]

preferred time period for

[Reece]

Vendors calisthenics lessons with

[Gerald]

the willing women in

[Herr-Berbunch]

the box waiting to

[Jimbuna]

feed him more spam

[Herr-Berbunch]

before releasing into the

[Jimbuna]

four word story game

[Reece]

to mix with bull

[Gerald]

It tastes just like

[Jimbuna]

the bull Reece mentioned

[Gerald]

Thus, zero, when Herr-Berbunch

[Jimbuna]

tries rectifying such codswallop

[Herr-Berbunch]

it makes no sense

[Gerald]

to make rules about

[Herr-Berbunch]

it in his head

[Jimbuna]

what nobody else understands

[Gerald]

and do not care

[krashkart]

why pork chops chop





How many chops could a pork chop chop if a pork chop could chop pork? :o:doh::dead:

[Jimbuna]

and bangers don't bang

[krashkart]

on hot tin roofs

[Jimbuna]

where cats usually dance

[Herr-Berbunch]

around poles in clubs

[Jimbuna]

wielded by cave men

[Herr-Berbunch]

who're directly related to

[nikimcbee]

stuffing pound bills down

[tomfon]

the hill where our

[Herr-Berbunch]

car's brakes failed, squishing

[krashkart]

a child's lemonade stand

[Herr-Berbunch]

against a massive porcupine

[tomfon]

tree which was planted

[TarJak]

in Krashkarts shorts. Dromedary

[Herr-Berbunch]

camels only have one

[krashkart]

cameltoe, therefore avoiding needless

[Jimbuna]

comments about dona kebabs

[Herr-Berbunch]

covered in chilli sauce

[krashkart]

and simmered in hefeweizen

[Herr-Berbunch]

before chucking it in

[krashkart]

the spare parts bin

[TarJak]

with the ROFLcopter parts

[Herr-Berbunch]

that laughed themselves to

[Jimbuna]

the endge of reason

[Herr-Berbunch]

said Jim after drinking

[Jimbuna]

gallons of brown dog

[Rockstar]

illegally brewed and bottled

[Jimbuna]

in a septic tank

[Herr-Berbunch]

in the Foster's brewery

[Jimbuna]

over in TarJaks garden

[krashkart]

where happy jackalope frolicked

[Rockstar]

until partaking of the

[Jimbuna]

amber nectar infused anally

[Herr-Berbunch]

from the mouth of

[Jimbuna]

a foreign spam poster

[krashkart]

from the land of

[TarJak]

evil collaborators, plotting the

[Herr-Berbunch]

next subsim meet in

[Jimbuna]

the gents public lavatory

[krashkart]

at the gas station :dead:

[Reece]

Sop talking about Herr-Berbunch

[Jimbuna]

and his frilly underwear

[Reece]

, cause he loves it

[krashkart]

more than cheap thrills :O:

[Jimbuna]

with his favourite sheep

[Herr-Berbunch]

and will not have

[TarJak]

people talking about them

[krashkart]

in a manner unbecoming

[TarJak]

gentlemen and scholars, notwithstanding

[krashkart]

incoherent commentary from goats

[TarJak]

, stoats, groats, boats and

[Jimbuna]

legs of minted lamb

[Rockstar]

in silk stockings and

[Herr-Berbunch]

that'sa what I like :DL

[krashkart]

aside from broiled pike

[Herr-Berbunch]

stuffed down the front

[Jimbuna]

of a pigs nostril

[Herr-Berbunch]

made from a silk

[Rockstar]

dressed potbellied sow routing

[Herr-Berbunch]

for truffles in the

[TarJak]

South Shields Arms carpet

[Rockstar]

munching with a smile

[Reece]

then puking with regret

[Rockstar]

there wasn't another carpet

[Jimbuna]

in the chocolate factory

[ubootcomrade]

of despair and death

[krashkart]

where little children weep

[Jimbuna]

at broken chocolate bars

[Gerald]

on white background stock

[Jimbuna]

reading 'things are quiet'

[Gerald]

quiet, I doubt it :()1:

[Jimbuna]

I meant the forum

[krashkart]

for talkative mute people

[Gerald]

then suddenly the next

[Reece]

day all hell broke

[krashkart]

loose in Reece's underpants :eek:

[Gerald]

when a mouse has

[Jimbuna]

welcomed return of troll

[Gerald]

they not belong here

[Reece]

but in krashkart's undies

[krashkart]

where fromunda cheese thrives :o

[Reece]

, this pleases Vendor who

[krashkart]

picks his own dingleberries

[Reece]

an uncontrollable habit that

[TarJak]

nuns wouldn't wear, slamming

[Jimbuna]

the neverending gibberish supply

[Reece]

of gobbledygook and other

[TarJak]

mumbelteyfug, wollytosh and poltroonisms

[Gerald]

these "make no sense"

[Reece]

that is correct Vendor

[Jimbuna]

but will it matter

[nikimcbee]

when the grammer nazis

[Rockstar]

begin scanning your brain

[Jimbuna]

for more hair lice

[krashkart]

and miniature termite mounds