The Four Word Story Game

[Feuer Frei!]

which was soiled due

[TarJak]

to his fear of

[Feuer Frei!]

posting on the forums

[Rockstar]

something which made sense

[Feuer Frei!]

but ended up not

[TarJak]

picking his nose as

[Herr-Berbunch]

he already had one.

[nikimcbee]

What would Karl do?

[Herr-Berbunch]

He'd hit the 'casino'

[TarJak]

with a large wombat

[Kaye T. Bai]

that's equipped with nukes

[Feuer Frei!]

and up his sleeve

[Reece]

, what a blast that

[Feuer Frei!]

should have been but

[Kaye T. Bai]

genial but slimy and

[Herr-Berbunch]

signifying the state of

[Feuer Frei!]

Herr-Berbunch's collection of stamps

[Kaye T. Bai]

which are terribly boring

[Herr-Berbunch]

'Philately gets you everywhere!"

[nikimcbee]

But Karl complained about

[Jimbuna]

his lack of libido

[nikimcbee]

which was caused by

[Jimbuna]

seeing it blue off

[Herr-Berbunch]

by McBee's twelfth wife

[nikimcbee]

, who he met at

[Jimbuna]

the local nursery school

[nikimcbee]

where they have the

[Jimbuna]

sexiest toys on earth

[nikimcbee]

such as the wankle

[Jimbuna]

and titilation vibration teddy

[nikimcbee]

along with Chinese action

[Jimbuna]

and a Japanese slingshot

[Feuer Frei!]

which was sold for

[Reece]

ten cents to purchase

[Rockstar]

Herr-Berbunch a cheap date

[Feuer Frei!]

. Herr-Berbunch was extatic with

[nikimcbee]

his new latex friend:woot:

[Feuer Frei!]

. They made a perfect

[Reece]

couple, so they decided

[Kaye T. Bai]

to have anal copulation

[Rockstar]

while KayeTBai danced around

[nikimcbee]

, which required tech support.

[Feuer Frei!]

Thus it required that

[Kaye T. Bai]

the Bundeswehr open fire

[Feuer Frei!]

with all guns blazing

[Reece]

but it was useless,

[Kaye T. Bai]

so the Heer retreated

[Reece]

crawling back into their

[Kaye T. Bai]

bunkers under the city

[Reece]

where Kim Jong Il was hiding

[Jimbuna]

with arab porn stars

[Feuer Frei!]

and midget wrestling stars

[Reece]

waving corn cobs about

[Feuer Frei!]

which greatly excited Herr-Berbunch.

[Reece]

He proceeded to purchase

[Feuer Frei!]

a guide to midget happiness

[TarJak]

by Nikimcbee's knees and

[Reece]

found true love by

[Feuer Frei!]

inebriation and loss of

[TarJak]

money in poker games

[Herr-Berbunch]

from sexy serving wenches.

[Feuer Frei!]

Herr-Berbunch then decided to

[Jimbuna]

wip out his tassle

[Feuer Frei!]

and waves it about

[Reece]

attracting Kim Jong Il dressed in

[Jimbuna]

half a pint of

[Reece]

some orange/yellow liquid

[Feuer Frei!]

which oozed forth radiation

[Reece]

causing certain body parts

[Feuer Frei!]

to droop and sag

[Jimbuna]

just like Feuer Frei's! parts

[Feuer Frei!]

. I was appalled to

[Herr-Berbunch]

finally admit to being

[Feuer Frei!]

wary of Herr-Berbunch's postings

[Rockstar]

as a measurement of

[Herr-Berbunch]

the size of my

[Jimbuna]

intellectual prowess regarding begging

[Herr-Berbunch]

for sex - kinky sex

[Jimbuna]

but always from canines

[kbak303]

despite the extensive therapy

[Jimbuna]

he continually preferred alsations

[Herr-Berbunch]

crossed with St. Bernards

[kbak303]

with leather studded collars.

[Rockstar]

Herr-Berbunch brought new meaning

[Jimbuna]

the meaning of life?

[nikimcbee]

Jim's special purpose was:o:hmmm::oops:

[Reece]

to guide Herr-Berbunch back

[Rockstar]

to his first love

[Jimbuna]

a packet of crisps

[nikimcbee]

Karl eyed the packet

[Jimbuna]

then dropped his trousers

[Reece]

to add some flavor

[Feuer Frei!]

to the conversation when

[Jimbuna]

the lights went out

[Reece]

leaving him groping for

[Feuer Frei!]

his latex lover which

[Reece]

thankfully was still inflated

[Feuer Frei!]

. Herr-Berbunch decided that it

[Jimbuna]

was time to come

[Reece]

over then bend down

[Jimbuna]

the old apple barrel

[Lord Justice]

In order to observe

[Feuer Frei!]

4Para dancing the Hula

[Herr-Berbunch]

over Feuer Frei!'s face







Honestly, you spend a few hours away from this place and the abuse your get... :D

[Feuer Frei!]

. The Hula was applauded by






(yes, Herr, we figured you couldn't defend yourself whilst you were afk :O:)

[Herr-Berbunch]

naked Reece and Jim

[Feuer Frei!]

who went ape at

[Herr-Berbunch]

Feuer Frei!'s extortionate prices

[nikimcbee]

and inability to count

[Herr-Berbunch]

all seven apples before

[TarJak]

stuffing a pig with

[nikimcbee]

a British cleric called

[TarJak]

Jimbuna, the magnificent, whose

[nikimcbee]

love for curry is

[TarJak]

known to be completely

[nikimcbee]

unstopable:woot: . But on holiday,

[TarJak]

the curries Jim ate

[nikimcbee]

caused him to turn

[Reece]

green and puked violently

[nikimcbee]

.But the vegemite facial

[Reece]

done wonders for the

[nikimcbee]

baldness and strange illnesses.

[Feuer Frei!]

Herr-Berbunch decided that it

[Herr-Berbunch]

All Feuer Frei!'s fault





:yep:

[Rockstar]

took him to court

[Herr-Berbunch]

for a restraining order

[Feuer Frei!]

, which was overturned so

[Herr-Berbunch]

Feuer Frei! harrassed Herr-Berbunch

[Feuer Frei!]

for infringing on his

[Herr-Berbunch]

paddling pool and slide

[Feuer Frei!]

. Herr-Berbunch was summoned to

[Herr-Berbunch]

his mistress' dungeon lair

[Feuer Frei!]

where Reece was caught

[Herr-Berbunch]

trying to peek in

[Feuer Frei!]

behind the pink curtain.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Meanwhile, in Australia today

[Jimbuna]

all beer is free

[Herr-Berbunch]

until the bars open

[Jimbuna]

to the public masses

[Herr-Berbunch]

then the price goes

[Jimbuna]

into the blind box

[Feuer Frei!]

. The beer was extremely

[Herr-Berbunch]

small and frothy like

[TarJak]

amber cappucino's with less

[Feuer Frei!]

sugar and not as

[Jimbuna]

much milk as before

[Herr-Berbunch]

because we like it

[Feuer Frei!]

like that. The fact

[Herr-Berbunch]

about Reece's sexuality shouldn't

[Feuer Frei!]

deterr him from ever

[Reece]

dating many girls unlike

[Herr-Berbunch]

the boys he'd dated

[Feuer Frei!]

. It was all new

[Herr-Berbunch]

to him, these 'girls'

[Reece]

however Herr-Berbunch dates Guys

[Feuer Frei!]

, and there is nothing

[Reece]

he prefers over boys.

[Feuer Frei!]

Meanwhile, at the local

[Herr-Berbunch]

supermarket, a tin of

[Feuer Frei!]

mussels fooled Reece into

[Herr-Berbunch]

shedding his clothing and

[Jimbuna]

squat on the floor

[nikimcbee]

then started break dancing.

[Reece]

This aroused Herr-Berbunch passionately

[Feuer Frei!]

which immediately made him

[Reece]

swoon for Mcbee, then

[Feuer Frei!]

four others as well.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Still less than Reece!!!

[Feuer Frei!]

Although no-one could prove

[Herr-Berbunch]

Reece and Feuer's hetrosexuality

[Feuer Frei!]

Herr-Berbunch's inclinations were true.

[TarJak]

The direction of this

[Feuer Frei!]

Four Word Story Game

[Gargamel]

is really going down

[Feuer Frei!]

the path of awesomness!

[Jimbuna]

but not until you

[Feuer Frei!]

inform Herr-Berbunch that he

[TarJak]

posts ridiculous tautologies regularly

[Jimbuna]

some are quite humorous

[Feuer Frei!]

whilst others are nonsensical.

[TarJak]

Feuer Frei beers at

[Jimbuna]

the Houston Flying Saucer

[Herr-Berbunch]

whilst TarJak whistles dixie

[Feuer Frei!]

tunes to the onlookers.

[Reece]

Meanwhile back at the

[Feuer Frei!]

ranch, Herr-Berbunch was busy

[Herr-Berbunch]

satisfying ALL the ladies!

[Feuer Frei!]

Reece looked on amazedly

[Jimbuna]

at the sheer onslaught

[Feuer Frei!]

of Herr-Berbunch's dour jokes

[Reece]

then shook his head

[Herr-Berbunch]

instead of post-coital cigarete

[Jimbuna]

with 'make believe' smoke

[Herr-Berbunch]

signals for the chief

[Kaye T. Bai]

of the boat to

[Herr-Berbunch]

kidnap Reece and do

[Jimbuna]

some perverted experimentation on

[Herr-Berbunch]

his pet hamster, Fluffykins.

[Jimbuna]

It came to pass

[Kaye T. Bai]

as the sub surfaced

[Jimbuna]

on the grassy knoll

[Kaye T. Bai]

taking out the governor

[Herr-Berbunch]

for lunch would be

[Jimbuna]

a piece of cake

[TarJak]

. The cake is a

[Kaye T. Bai]

lie. Someone left my

[Rockstar]

clue on the counter

[Kaye T. Bai]

I don't think that

[Jimbuna]

was what he meant

[Reece]

, but then who gives

[Kaye T. Bai]

never have that recipe

[TarJak]

for nom... nom... nom...

[Reece]

Ahh, all gone!! now

[Feuer Frei!]

Herr-Berbunch baked the cake

[Reece]

and Kaye ate it

[Feuer Frei!]

. It was dry and

[Reece]

full of weevils but

[Jimbuna]

they tasted so good

[Kaye T. Bai]

kinda like your mother's

[Feuer Frei!]

home cooking. It was

[TarJak]

wretched as I retched

[Feuer Frei!]

up the food Herr-Berbunch

[Reece]

then gobbled it up

[Feuer Frei!]

gleefully, remarking how good

[Reece]

it felt sliding down

[Feuer Frei!]

, remarking how it felt

[Jimbuna]

to wear high heels

[Feuer Frei!]

again after all this

[Jimbuna]

time spent in prison

[Feuer Frei!]

. The prison was just

[Jimbuna]

fine for showering in

[Feuer Frei!]

which Herr-Berbunch found wonderful.

[Kaye T. Bai]

Nonetheless, I'm going to

[Jimbuna]

take my trousers down

[Kaye T. Bai]

and firmly grasp my

[Jimbuna]

ankles with a vice

[Kaye T. Bai]

filled 32-inch long

[Jimbuna]

and a yard wide

[TarJak]

electrically powered, flower scented

[Jimbuna]

interior smoke detector unit

[Rockstar]

sniffing around for evidence

[Jimbuna]

of the lost civilisation

[TarJak]

of Reecebuna, located under

[Kaye T. Bai]

your mother's giant, hairy

[Feuer Frei!]

Tomcat which was very

[Reece]

angry with Kaye, he

[Feuer Frei!]

was a vigorous cat

[Herr-Berbunch]

before being neutered and

[TarJak]

with large and pendulous

[Reece]

knackers gone he was