The Four Word Story Game

[BossMark]

so small that it

[von Kinderei]

made ants look hung

[Jimbuna]

like daleks with antlers

[BossMark]

which made Reece jealous

[Jimbuna]

of the metal cybermen

[u crank]

whose shiny probing equipment

[Jimbuna]

were constantly needing batteries

[USS Drum]

Bought from TarJak's Magical

[BossMark]

battery shop with all

[TarJak]

mod cons:D The modded con

[BossMark]

was put into a

[U570]

tiny TARDIS. The broken

[Jimbuna]

con went to prison

[Reece]

, others to the nuthouse

[u crank]

others got TV shows

[Flaxpants]

and others respected politicians

[BossMark]

which is very rare

[TarJak]

but well done if

[Jimbuna]

left for ten minutes

[BossMark]

on his own but

[u crank]

only with fresh batteries

[Jimbuna]

and a half baked

[BossMark]

bean for company, so

[Jimbuna]

whatever happened to Larry?

[U570]

He died from vodka

[BossMark]

which was rather sad.

[U570]

, a whole bottle gone

[TarJak]

to the dogs and

[BossMark]

Mcbee was not happy

[TarJak]

with the size of

[Jimbuna]

his new plastic dummy

[BossMark]

,so he throw it

[Jimbuna]

out of his pram

[u crank]

while taking sissy fit

[Jimbuna]

and wetting his nappy

[nikimcbee]

headed hoes and gangsta

[Rockstar]

rap music are groovy

[BossMark]

but sounds very crap

[Jimbuna]

on a sony walkman

[Rockstar]

at the shooting range

[Jimbuna]

in the deepest, darkest

[USS Drum]

corner of his basement

[Jimbuna]

on the top floor

[nikimcbee]

with Reece playing "Twister.":o

[USS Drum]

and nikimcbee dancing the

[Jimbuna]

dance of the seven

[nikimcbee]

hobbits of the GWX

[Jimbuna]

girls brass band cohort

[nikimcbee]

which banned Tarjak from

[u crank]

playing tuba while dancing

[von Kinderei]

in Reeces rainbow speedos

[USS Drum]

in the place of

[Flaxpants]

his usual pink pair

[U570]

of size 12 leotards

[Flaxpants]

which made him look

[BossMark]

rather funny so he

[Harald_Lange]

buried himself 50ft deep

[Jimbuna]

in a custard pie

[Reece]

and ate his way

[Jimbuna]

to the happy farm

[von Kinderei]

where we all belong :88)

[Jimbuna]

in our old age

[Reece]

said Jim, he then

[von Kinderei]

bent over and U570

[USS Drum]

bit his finger, Jim

[Reece]

screamed in pain then

[BossMark]

ran all the way

[TarJak]

from front to back

[Jimbuna]

then in and out

[von Kinderei]

jumped up and down

[Jimbuna]

shaking it all about

[BossMark]

doing the hokey pokey

[Jimbuna]

with an elderly rattlesnake

[BossMark]

who was rather slow

[nikimcbee]

to kiss the hobbit

[Jimbuna]

so bit him instead

[u crank]

then neglected to disinfect

[Jimbuna]

the little rabbit hole

[Reece]

making no sense but

[u crank]

the butt in question

[von Kinderei]

where Tarjaks nose was

[Reece]

had a disgusting odor

[u crank]

despite it's extreme size

[Reece]

making him top heavy

[BossMark]

so much that he

[Reece]

fell headlong into a

[U570]

donkey and a nearby

[Reece]

steaming pile of fresh

[Flaxpants]

trifle, complete with custard

[Reece]

, "Whew" he said, I

[Jimbuna]

thought it was breakfast

[BossMark]

so off he went

[Jimbuna]

to seek the wizard

[nikimcbee]

that moonwalks, sings, and

[Jimbuna]

whistles dixie whilst bathing

[BossMark]

with TarJak and U570

[U570]

. U570 promptly got out

[nikimcbee]

and said " oops I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p71Hwt8eHQ

[U570]

dropped the soap, mcbee

[nikimcbee]

said "That Reece is

[u crank]

a little soapy but

[Reece]

I love him!",:dead: then

[nikimcbee]

all gasped upon hearing

[U570]

jim having sword fights

[Flaxpants]

with a mute leper

[Reece]

, Jim lost and mcbee

[U570]

then tried his luck

[Flaxpants]

against a deaf pensioner

[BossMark]

he too lost, so

[Reece]

, now he's a leper

[Flaxpants]

with a speech impediment

[Charalampos]

which makes him sound

[Jimbuna]

like a lame duck

[Reece]

whose name was Donald

[Jimbuna]

Bradman the Australian cricketer

[BossMark]

who made a few

[Jimbuna]

runs to the toilet

[von Kinderei]

to eat and drink

[Jimbuna]

with cabbage patch dolls

[BossMark]

which belonged to TarJack

[Jimbuna]

and his pet snail

[u crank]

who ran marathon races

[TarJak]

around BossMarks dentures. Toothpowder

[Jimbuna]

is safer than gunpowder

[TarJak]

for exploding teeth and

[von Kinderei]

and ticklin' the nose

[u crank]

cone of TarJak's space

[Jimbuna]

saving warm nylon knickers

[BossMark]

nicked from his top

[Jimbuna]

drawer in his cell

[BossMark]

in the local jail

[Jimbuna]

down on the ranch

[TarJak]

where they corral the

[BossMark]

walking dead into a

[Reece]

kindergarten room where they

[Jimbuna]

feed them jelly spiders

[TarJak]

. Derogatory terms were common

[Reece]

in TarJak's vocabulary so

[u crank]

he used one secretly

[BossMark]

a word which means

[Reece]

He's not exactly straight,

[u crank]

but has a wobble

[von Kinderei]

like a weeble he

[Rockstar]

once met while visiting



.

[Jimbuna]

weeble land in summer

[BossMark]

time with a large

[Jimbuna]

pair of furry slippers

[u crank]

that matched his latex

[von Kinderei]

body suit that turned

[nikimcbee]

Tarjak into a wiggle:dead:

(now which on is Reece again?)
http://static.stuff.co.nz/1300832764/068/4800068.jpg

[Jimbuna]

from the human catterpillar

[u crank]

tractor that he drove

[Jimbuna]

for the local convent

[nikimcbee]

to step on grapes

[Reece]

and squeeze through toes

[nikimcbee]

into the mouth of

[Reece]

TarJak who scoffed them

[u crank]

down with beer and

[Reece]

all of a sudden

[u crank]

the caper went wrong.

[Reece]

Later a drunken TarJak

[nikimcbee]

, dressed as "Posh Spice"

[Reece]

took his date mcbee

[nikimcbee]

to the subsim clubhouse

[BossMark]

to dance and drink

[U570]

Bear Grylls' favourite pint :salute:

[Flaxpants]

of Bug Guts draught

[U570]

and recycled water. This

[BossMark]

was tasteless so much

[Reece]

like vinegar that they

[BossMark]

had to drink Fosters

[Reece]

, that was cruel but

[Jimbuna]

like a lemonade drink

[BossMark]

and tasted like it

[Flaxpants]

had pissed out of

[Jimbuna]

the local public urinal

[Reece]

, what a rich aroma!

[Jimbuna]

said the asthmatic crab

[u crank]

while departing the scene

[Reece]

. Later Flaxpants decided to

[Jimbuna]

beef up the tomato

[Reece]

throwing and hurled one

[u crank]

like a girl would

[Jimbuna]

at a celebrity party

[TarJak]

for the aging papparazi

[Reece]

hitting Jim in the

[U570]

face with a cricket

[Flaxpants]

and a grasshopper. Reece

[Reece]

kicked U570 then ran

[Flaxpants]

over Ucrank in his

[U570]

honda civic. This led

[Reece]

u crank to retaliate by

[BossMark]

throwing his dummy out

[U570]

the second story window

[Flaxpants]

and soiling his nappy.

[U570]

This distressed Reece and

[Flaxpants]

Ucrank, then drove the

[U570]

men to insanity. The

[Flaxpants]

next day, U570 dropped

[BossMark]

his pants while playing

[Flaxpants]

soggy biscuit. His favourite

[Reece]

sex toy was a

[von Kinderei]

teddy bear name Flaxpants

[Jimbuna]

the bend over puppet

[BossMark]

who would try and

[Jimbuna]

fill a coal sack

[Reece]

with a huge load

[u crank]

of leftover wax mobbins

[BossMark]

from TarJaks large collection

[Reece]

of gibberish!! Later BossMark

[Flaxpants]

decided to cut off

[TarJak]

regurgitated it all over

[Flaxpants]

Jims novelty garden gnome

[TarJak]

located on Reece's bed

[Flaxpants]

, next to the rubber

[TarJak]

johnny he used when

[Flaxpants]

cracking one off during

[Reece]

a desperate night causing

[Flaxpants]

the gimp outfit to

[TarJak]

slide off his glistening

[Jimbuna]

bright red rosy cheeks

[BossMark]

which was very embarrassing

[nikimcbee]

to a Geordie but

[BossMark]

it always is that

[nikimcbee]

tastey to someone from

[Jimbuna]

a victorious Nottingham Forest

[BossMark]

ouch that bloody hurt

[Jimbuna]

we've all been there

[u crank]

and will be again

[Reece]

until TarJak decides to

[u crank]

straighten his jock strap

[Reece]

a view that would

[u crank]

disturb even kinky types

[U570]

of u cranks relatives

[BossMark]

and then make Tarjak

[Reece]

attend the Subsim meet

[nikimcbee]

with clothes on this

[Reece]

get together not allowed.

[Flaxpants]

Only a lunchbox and

[Jimbuna]

a glass of milk

[Flaxpants]

and a wagon wheel

[BossMark]

made of lard and

[Jimbuna]

old soiled paper tissues

[u crank]

gathered from Reece's playroom

[Jimbuna]

down in the cellar

[BossMark]

Reece was making his

[Jimbuna]

neighbour bear the brunt

[BossMark]

while trying to sing

[Jimbuna]

down a wishing well

[TarJak]

full of rotten fish