The Four Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

who was cowering below

[Reece]

crying like a baby

[BossMark]

because the beer was

[Flaxpants]

giving him a chill

[BossMark]

and wasn't very nice

[Reece]

, he pulled himself together

[Flaxpants]

after being pulled apart

[BossMark]

so now feels better

[Reece]

and attacks Flaxpants by

[Flaxpants]

using his handbag as

[Reece]

a weapon whilst screaming

[BossMark]

"I hate man utd"

[Flaxpants]

and "I love Cupcakes!"

[Reece]

then donned a tutu

[BossMark]

which belonged to Reece

[Flaxpants]

's Aunt Fanny, she

[BossMark]

had plenty to go

[Reece]

to stock BossMark's wardrobes

[Flaxpants]

- he had 19 altogether

[BossMark]

which 18 are for

[Reece]

special occasions such as

[Flaxpants]

Bar Mitzvahs, funerals and

[BossMark]

weddings and piss ups

[Reece]

that attract people like

[Jimbuna]

the quality street gang

[BossMark]

and Newcastle United fans

[Jimbuna]

including Jimmy Five Bellies

[BossMark]

along with Paul Gascoigne

[TarJak]

and the Maccems favourite

[Rockstar]

playmate of the year

[BossMark]

who is some blonde,

[Reece]

namely Dame Edna Everage

[Jimbuna]

wearing a donkey costume

[Rockstar]

wearing a donkey costume

:eek: Oh my thats scary

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[Jimbuna]

:eek: Oh my thats scary



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[Reece]

especially the bedroom scene

[nikimcbee]

When suddenly a bear

[BossMark]

was attacked by Reece

[nikimcbee]

. The bear cried and

[BossMark]

asked Jim for help

[Rockstar]

from Goldie Locks, but

[BossMark]

all to no avail

[Jimbuna]

because the mighty Buna

[Rockstar]

was having his way

[Jimbuna]

with a care bear

[Rockstar]

in the back seat

[Jimbuna]

of a pink cadillac

[TarJak]

with no headlights, steering

[Jimbuna]

blindly through the minefield

[Reece]

whilst watching Jim playing

[Jimbuna]

as the fleet commander

[Rockstar]

of a third world

[Jimbuna]

second rate pirate ship

[Biggles]

built entirely of Jello

[Reece]

that Rockstar gobbled up

[Rockstar]

and regurgitated all over

[Reece]

poor Biggles head, this

[Rockstar]

immediately aroused Mister Biggles

[Reece]

in a kinky way

[BossMark]

so he got the

[Reece]

bull by the horns

[BossMark]

and the bull was

[Flaxpants]

horny all right, it

[BossMark]

was very happy with

[Reece]

a huge grin and

[BossMark]

was looking for Vendor

[Reece]

who mysteriously disappeared into

[Flaxpants]

space aboard his flying

[BossMark]

U boat with all

[Reece]

engines flat out at

[danasan]

the north sea and

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I used to travel to Antwerp for a while. You might notice the pink Cadillac on the roof of the Hotel...

[BossMark]

all the the way

[TarJak]

to the ark of

[Reece]

the welding rod that

[danasan]

will keep all of

[Reece]

the hull sealed if

[Jimbuna]

engines flat out at

it ever submerges again

[BossMark]

to the deep blue

[Jimbuna]

spaceship in the sky

[Rockstar]

spiraling out of control

[BossMark]

and out of orbit

[Reece]

"We're going down Kaptain"

[BossMark]

so he said "abandon

[nikimcbee]

high fat diet for

[BossMark]

everybody, so off they

[Jimbuna]

went to the local

[BossMark]

pub for a pint

[Jimbuna]

of red paraffin oil

[Rockstar]

and pickled pigs feet

[Jimbuna]

served in half a

[nikimcbee]

shell with oysters and

[Jimbuna]

a bowl of vomit

[nikimcbee]

, which Reece took a

[Jimbuna]

short time to digest

[nikimcbee]

with a large glass

[Rockstar]

of brown toilet gravy

[nikimcbee]

,which is a Welsh

[Jimbuna]

delicacy from Outer Mongolia

[nikimcbee]

Grill. But Jim prefers

[Reece]

vegemite flavored ice cream

[TarJak]

In his brown dog

[Flaxpants]

cocktail. Most people would

[Reece]

throw up but not

[Flaxpants]

Jim, whose stomach was

[Reece]

that of a goat,

[Flaxpants]

or a gazelle, depending

[Reece]

which end your viewing

[Flaxpants]

His stomach functioned as

[Reece]

a bilge pump, pumping

[Flaxpants]

his bodily fluids out

[BossMark]

side toilet to which

[Reece]

he slipped and fell

[Jimbuna]

into his next course

[Gerald]

or maybe just to

[Reece]

slide into the urinal!

[Jimbuna]

Whilst boarding a boat

[BossMark]

to go home, and

[Herr-Berbunch]

to visit his beloved

[Jimbuna]

Corgi aviation diecast collection

[BossMark]

which is his pride

[Jimbuna]

and joy pretty soon

[Gerald]

,the collection to its

[Jimbuna]

man cave will go

[BossMark]

to maximum amount so

[Jimbuna]

every shelf is filled

[Herr-Berbunch]

and end up like

[Gerald]

,from a long line

[BossMark]

of boats in the

[Reece]

bath tub of life

[Gerald]

in the early life

[Reece]

of baby Jim, what

[Gerald]

more, could he ask

[Herr-Berbunch]

, nothing, absolutely nothing. In

[BossMark]

store for he is

[Jimbuna]

a jolly good fellow

[Gerald]

which nob'dy can deny

[Jimbuna]

in a criminal court

[BossMark]

with Vendor as the

[Jimbuna]

next up for conviction

[BossMark]

for all his wrong

[Jimbuna]

doing in the creche

[Rockstar]

where he and Bossmark

[BossMark]

were playing a game

[nikimcbee]

of spin the bottle

[Jimbuna]

of sauce at everybody

[Gerald]

,knows about and these

[Jimbuna]

words don't make sense

[Gerald]

,which is extremely rare

[Jimbuna]

in a swimming pool

[Rockstar]

filled with chocolate pudding

[Gerald]

and topped with Mexican

[Jimbuna]

hats of all sizes

[TarJak]

and shapes. Almond flavoured

[Herr-Berbunch]

nipple tassles tasted almondy

[Rockstar]

but hard as nails

[Flaxpants]

thought Vendor, as he

[Reece]

dared to throw insults

[Flaxpants]

at the naked policeman

[Reece]

stood his ground until

[BossMark]

he got a rare

[Jimbuna]

case of alphabet dilirium

[TarJak]

with spurious verbage, slapped

[Reece]

TarJak in the mouth

[Growler]

with a dead herring.

[Reece]

This was very fishy

[Jimbuna]

for a pork butcher

[Gerald]

,and how to cook

[Jimbuna]

with a broken flashlight

[Growler]

while whistling a tune

[Gerald]

to help pass the

[Jimbuna]

parcel down the line

[Rockstar]

drawn in the sand

[Jimbuna]

in the kindergarden

[Gerald]

's and to spur

[Jimbuna]

the horse ever onwards

[Rockstar]

even if it's dead

[Jimbuna]

as a door knocker

[BossMark]

which was out of

[Reece]

context to the rest

[BossMark]

of the door, which

[Reece]

was 12' high and

[Jimbuna]

a paltry 6" wide

[BossMark]

so that nobody could

[Growler]

actually even see clearly

[Jimbuna]

without using a microscope

[Gerald]

,always carry it with

[BossMark]

you in case of

[Gerald]

federal government shuts down

[Jimbuna]

for the summer recess

[BossMark]

so they can go

[Gerald]

into the country and

[BossMark]

have a picnic, with

[Jimbuna]

the quality street gang

[Reece]

then jump off the

[Gerald]

side of that platform

[TarJak]

shoe into the dogs

[Rockstar]

bowl of frosted flakes

[Gerald]

,gold cereal every morning

[BossMark]

to which he loved

[Gerald]

,especially different every time

[BossMark]

so different it even

[Rockstar]

seems different to everyone

[BossMark]

but not the same

[Rockstar]

as being the same

[BossMark]

.So in the mean time

[Rockstar]

set aside our differences

[BossMark]

so that we can

[Jimbuna]

and agreeing to differ

[Rockstar]

we can differentiate between

[Jimbuna]

the pillars of wisdom

[Rockstar]

and pillars of salt

[Jimbuna]

and vinegar crinkly crisps

[Gerald]

,with consumer reviews and

[Jimbuna]

an annoying sneak thief

[Gerald]

,who steals whatever is

[Jimbuna]

scraps on the table

[BossMark]

along with all the

[TarJak]

beer in the fridge

[BossMark]

which belonged to Reece

[Jimbuna]

and the village idiot

[Gerald]

,in Los Angeles to

[Jimbuna]

the Bay of Biscay

[Gerald]

is a gulf of

[Jimbuna]

difference between the two

[Gerald]

major types of 2D

[Jimbuna]

scratting around for anything

[BossMark]

that is worth taking

[Gerald]

because it opens up

[TarJak]

old wounds, like ripe

[Jimbuna]

bayonet wounds and cutlass

[BossMark]

scars made a nice

[Jimbuna]

pattern on the duvet

[BossMark]

which was handmade by

[Gerald]

China. In the 19th

[BossMark]

century which is a

[Gerald]

major shift in the

[BossMark]

turning point of all

[Gerald]

International Web site and

[BossMark]

all the posts Jim

[Gerald]

,but we all need

[BossMark]

is a good drink

[Gerald]

anything in the house

[BossMark]

including all the bottles

[Gerald]

should be set out

[Jimbuna]

in a circus tent

[Gerald]

to your happiness, more

[Jimbuna]

if I are then

[Gerald]

ever, but our spiritual

[Rockstar]

what time today now

[Jimbuna]

and we are why