The Four Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

depending on the weather

[u crank]

and their shoe size

[Spiced_Rum]

inside their computer screen

[u crank]

where their imagination got

[Jimbuna]

the better of them

[TarJak]

and their recalcitrant parents

[The Enigma]

occured on page 2001

[Jimbuna]

of the Magna Carta

[Spiced_Rum]

written cum laude Rex

[Jimbuna]

with an ink biro

[The Enigma]

Whatever that may be

[Jimbuna]

it is a pen

[BossMark]

with blue ink in

[Spiced_Rum]

in a little bottle

[Jimbuna]

where the genie lives

[Spiced_Rum]

cramped, damp, and angry

[Jimbuna]

at the fairy godmother

[Spiced_Rum]

for forgetting the lamp

[Jimbuna]

that shone so brightly

[Spiced_Rum]

it hurt the eyes

[Jimbuna]

and the girl guides

[TarJak]

whilst the boy scouts

[BossMark]

were playing hide and

[Spiced_Rum]

peek at the girls

[TarJak]

rest room door handle

[Fubar2Niner]

opened, and there stood

[BossMark]

TarJak in all his

[The Enigma]

nudity and girls screaming

[Spiced_Rum]

give us your autograph

[The Enigma]

, put it just here

[Spiced_Rum]

all across their uniforms

[The Enigma]

so Tarjak started signing

[Jimbuna]

in Arabic scrolls because

[TarJak]

Jimbunas handwriting was indecipherable

[BossMark]

after a night on

[TarJak]

Watneys Red Barrel with

[The Enigma]

ladies lurking besides him

[Spiced_Rum]

bangers, mash, and gravy

[Jimbuna]

are best served hot

[The Enigma]

and not served cold

[Jimbuna]

as a woman's heart

[nikimcbee]

in a shoe store

[Jimbuna]

during the winter sale

[The Enigma]

stay out of their

[Gerald]

,on the job market

[The Enigma]

they sell no jobs

[TarJak]

except the ones that

[The Enigma]

are already occupied by

[TarJak]

unhygienic minions of BossMark

[Gerald]

,who like to take

[Spiced_Rum]

the insoles out before

[TarJak]

removing the faeces from

[The Enigma]

the four word story

[Gerald]

or launch a new

[The Enigma]

game at subsim.com

[Spiced_Rum]

What new game here?

[Jimbuna]

I like knew games

[Spiced_Rum]

What are the rules?

[Gerald]

You choose the rules!

[Spiced_Rum]

Listing complicated rules takes

[Jimbuna]

a bit of education

[The Enigma]

reading, practicing and such

[Jimbuna]

a lot of homework

[The Enigma]

comes with the game

[BossMark]

which can be quite

[TarJak]

difficult for Yorkshiremen to

[The Enigma]

don't follow the rules

[Gerald]

,therefore they were in

[The Enigma]

a desputable winning position

[Gerald]

and should not be

[The Enigma]

allowed to proceed with

[Gerald]

a former employee of

[Jimbuna]

the quality street gang

[Gerald]

,although the group was

[Jimbuna]

short on common sense

[nikimcbee]

That Thomas Payne wrote

[Gerald]

with the help of

[Jimbuna]

a bottle of ketchup

[nikimcbee]

, which was primium ketchup

[Jimbuna]

not the cheap kind

[nikimcbee]

you buy in Leeds

[Gerald]

, just because it's been

[Jimbuna]

left out of the

[The Enigma]

rain in MacArthur Park

[Gerald]

that were considered by

[Spiced_Rum]

the gardeners mowing grass

[The Enigma]

a dirty job that

[Gerald]

,contains all the elements

[Spiced_Rum]

earth, air, water, fire

[The Enigma]

, to mention a few

[Spiced_Rum]

as well as gold

[The Enigma]

an element loved by

[Spiced_Rum]

both dragons and dwarves

[Gerald]

in a rather annoying

[Spiced_Rum]

but honest collecting hobby

[Fubar2Niner]

frankenstien and myrrh, great

[Gerald]

comet that becomes exceptionally

[Fubar2Niner]

huge and fiercely firey

[Gerald]

with free online thesaurus

[Fubar2Niner]

for the first ten

[The Enigma]

who post in here

[Fubar2Niner]

or there, scattered throughout

[The Enigma]

the forums at Subsim

[Gerald]

which has important implications

[Fubar2Niner]

for very important people

[The Enigma]

like you and me

[Fubar2Niner]

and baby makes three

[Gerald]

book, for even couples

[The Enigma]

have a cuppa tea

[Fubar2Niner]

with toast and jam

[Gerald]

,Inc is a Chicago-Based

[Fubar2Niner]

marmalade and jam company

[Gerald]

in the United States

[Fubar2Niner]

. Meanwhile Batmans headache worsened

[The Enigma]

because Boy Wonder failed

[Gerald]

after having eaten a

[The Enigma]

banana with french mustard

[Fubar2Niner]

on rye with pastrami

[The Enigma]

his stomach turned upside

[Gerald]

down and dropped him

[Fubar2Niner]

into a vanilla McFlurry

[Gerald]

,in the meantime a

[The Enigma]

a giant Suzuki appeared

[TarJak]

to break down most

[Fubar2Niner]

most human inhibitions. Banzai !!!!

[Gerald]

.Outside the window is

[TarJak]

opaque and the peeping

[Spiced_Rum]

not the inside but

[Fubar2Niner]

dark, inside out person

[Gerald]

with an unformed abdomen

[Spiced_Rum]

distended with human limbs

[Fubar2Niner]

and nasty pointy teeth !

[Spiced_Rum]

an evil cat vampire

[Fubar2Niner]

named Bagpuss sipped wine

[Gerald]

and so soon earned

[Fubar2Niner]

a reputation as an

[Jimbuna]

seriously afflicted spam monkey

[Spiced_Rum]

arrogant socialist banking dictator

[Gerald]

are some of the

[Fubar2Niner]

worst kind of animals

[Spiced_Rum]

better character traits held

[Fubar2Niner]

lots of marbles, blancmange

[Gerald]

website, featuring band news

[Spiced_Rum]

human resources, public relations

[Jimbuna]

and a custard cream

[Fubar2Niner]

filled with monkeys and

[Spiced_Rum]

awful nuns riding unicycles

[Jimbuna]

on an ice rink

[Spiced_Rum]

without water or ice

[Fubar2Niner]

but gin and tonic

[Jimbuna]

for the shaken martini

[The Enigma]

and a tequila sunrise

[Jimbuna]

served in the evening

[Spiced_Rum]

on the sandy beach

[Fubar2Niner]

with moist shredded lettuce

[Jimbuna]

on a toasted haggis

[Gerald]

,with juicy grilled chicken

[Fubar2Niner]

named George. How unluckily

[Jimbuna]

it was for him

[Fubar2Niner]

to be a girl!

[Jimbuna]

amongst all those mice

[The Enigma]

with a boys' name

[Fubar2Niner]

and very large breasts

[Jimbuna]

for a small rodent

[Spiced_Rum]

who disliked Mickey Mouse

[Fubar2Niner]

small in size, but

[Fubar2Niner]

ears intensely. Too big

[Jimbuna]

for a toby jug

[Spiced_Rum]

and not hollow enough

[Jimbuna]

for a strawberry marshmallow

[Fubar2Niner]

just right for porridge

[Jimbuna]

in a prison cell

[Fubar2Niner]

with A/C and widescreen

[Jimbuna]

on the toilet wall

[Spiced_Rum]

looking for the soap

[u crank]

, but very carefully as

[Spiced_Rum]

the floor is slippery

[The Enigma]

his cellmate escaped from

[BossMark]

a very dodgy situation

[The Enigma]

but luckily that was

[TarJak]

swept under the carpet

[Spiced_Rum]

because the hoover broke

[Jimbuna]

the new stirrup pump

[Gerald]

from the Merriam-Webster

[Jimbuna]

fan zone for pets

[TarJak]

whose owners neglect to

[Jimbuna]

learn the fundamental principle

[Gerald]

in the early part

[Jimbuna]

of the true beginning

[Gerald]

to be in another

[Fubar2Niner]

dinosaur from the Cretaceous

[Jimbuna]

lands of a foreign

[Gerald]

species, that sees people

[Fubar2Niner]

national named Wherethe Hellarewe

[Fubar2Niner]

oops that buggered it ;)

[Gerald]

.Same time me think

[Fubar2Niner]

, weird how time works

[Gerald]

in a linear or

[Fubar2Niner]

haphazard, unregimented, fractal way

[Jimbuna]

like most other things

[Fubar2Niner]

round or octagonally shaped

[Jimbuna]

that simply won't fit

[Gerald]

a candidate that has

[Jimbuna]

failed terribly so often

[Fubar2Niner]

in his role as

[Gerald]

Rick Deckard in Blade

[Fubar2Niner]

Runner was very poor

[The Enigma]

likewise badman, superman and

[Fubar2Niner]

that top hatted chappie

[Jimbuna]

the silly looking bugga

[Fubar2Niner]

Captain of a lugger

[Jimbuna]

worth more than a

[Fubar2Niner]

double whisky or rum

[Jimbuna]

for a drunken bugga

[TarJak]

if not to a

[Fubar2Niner]

Amazonian with large marshmellows

[Jimbuna]

slice of fried pork

[The Enigma]

accompanied with some veggies

[Fubar2Niner]

they been called somethings ?????????

[Jimbuna]

I wish I understood

[Spiced_Rum]

that under the hood

[Fubar2Niner]

Arrrggghh...... Things be cloudy

[Spiced_Rum]

mouldy and very loudly

[The Enigma]

but then again noiseless

[Fubar2Niner]

and silent, whispered the

[The Enigma]

girl into her lover's

[Fubar2Niner]

balaclava. Cold wind blew

[Spiced_Rum]

across the Crimea, Sevestapol

[Fubar2Niner]

and other unmentionable places

[Spiced_Rum]

named after clothing or

[The Enigma]

unknow places in space

[BossMark]

where all the people

[Gerald]

was a made for

[Jimbuna]

a hard days work

[Gerald]

in our sparkling, swimming

[Jimbuna]

sea of shambolic necessities

[Gerald]

in order to avoid

[The Enigma]

the unavoidable collision to

[Gerald]

destined, for a direct

[TarJak]

hit on the newsroom

[The Enigma]

of the muppet show

[Jimbuna]

starring the truly incorrigible

[Gerald]

chap,that need to

[Jimbuna]

start a new life

[Gerald]

,when your life sucks

[The Enigma]

go and do something

[Jimbuna]

about it pretty quickly

[Spiced_Rum]

before happiness drains away

[Jimbuna]

your last chance of

[The Enigma]

changing your faith in