The Four Word Story Game

[Gerald]

but Cybermat47 eat them

[Cybermat47]

And they dissolved in

[Gerald]

for millions of years

[Cybermat47]

But then Onkel Neal

[Gerald]

walk on the moon

[Cybermat47]

And Made the Texan

[TarJak]

BBQ just like his

[BossMark]

ten gallon large hat

[Gerald]

, best known as the

[TarJak]

two pint screamer, whose

[Gerald]

insists that alcohol is

[Jimbuna]

always screaming it appears

[BossMark]

in every pub and

[Jimbuna]

knocking shop on mars

[Gerald]

in every way,but

[Jimbuna]

the way it was

[Gerald]

one step ahead in

[Jimbuna]

the perpetual predictable onslaught

[Gerald]

, started late in the

[Jimbuna]

summer of the year

[Gerald]

the season with the

[Jimbuna]

rise of the flotsam

[Gerald]

,on the ocean of

[Jimbuna]

getting back to reality

[nikimcbee]

that there is no

[Cybermat47]

Such thing as Sontarans

[Jimbuna]

or a gibberish response

[Cybermat47]

By Mitt, Rat king

[Jimbuna]

or the usual suspect

[Cybermat47]

Tony Abott, leader of

[Jimbuna]

the usual poster party

[Gerald]

with a large slice

[Stealhead]

of moldy goat cheese.

[Cybermat47]

A dumb little boy

[BossMark]

went to see Santa

[Jimbuna]

in his birthday suit

[Gerald]

in which he takes

[Jimbuna]

a great deal of

[Gerald]

a huge slice for

[Jimbuna]

the one and only

[Gerald]

BossMark,he enjoyed it

[Jimbuna]

nearly as much as

[Gerald]

four word story game

[BossMark]

which was started by

[Jimbuna]

but not intended as

[Gerald]

be a spam thread

[Jimbuna]

for the one and

[Gerald]

of all Dubai resorts

[Herr-Berbunch]

in all the world

[Jimbuna]

on the newsagents shelf

[Gerald]

at Halifax, West Yorkshire

[Cybermat47]

Where you were building

[Jimbuna]

a false post count

[Gerald]

which is based on incorrect

[Rockstar]

. It's really an attempt

[BossMark]

make it better, but

[TarJak]

Hey Jude, you dude

[Herr-Berbunch]

is what TarJak wants

[Gerald]

,is licensed under the

[BossMark]

local brothel, which was

[Jimbuna]

free on pension day

[BossMark]

so then TarJak went

[Jimbuna]

for his water pistol

[Herr-Berbunch]

they pulled out a

[Rockstar]

monkey playing a xylophone

[nikimcbee]

, so Tarjak gave the

[Jimbuna]

primate a quick kiss

[TarJak]

of the Liverpool kind

[Jimbuna]

whilst pinching their wallet

[Rockstar]

he baked a cake

[Herr-Berbunch]

and then spanked the

[Rockstar]

hairy bottom of a

[TarJak]

highly embarrassed BossMark. Jimbuna's

[BossMark]

Toon army are not

[Herr-Berbunch]

better than Arsenal Ladies

[TarJak]

underwear salesmen, that play

[Herr-Berbunch]

table tennis better than

[TarJak]

most flat capped Yorkshiremen

[Rockstar]

riding a pogo stick

[Jimbuna]

at the local fairground

[BossMark]

which was in a

[U570]

horrific state, thanks to

[TarJak]

the detritus left over

[Rockstar]

after a hippopotamus exploded

[Jimbuna]

in the ghost train

[BossMark]

causing TarJak to spill

[Jimbuna]

his candy floss contents

[Gerald]

,is actually relatively low

[BossMark]

even for his standards

[Jimbuna]

whilst living down under

[Gerald]

here in Sunny Perth

[Jimbuna]

where the drop bears

[Gerald]

, from experience that a

[Jimbuna]

perceptually distorted combination of

[Gerald]

text no longer than

[Jimbuna]

a load of old

[Gerald]

slice,for one object

[Jimbuna]

in a tennis match

[Gerald]

to strike a hollow

[Jimbuna]

slice of the same

[Gerald]

type a number,for

[Jimbuna]

which you are grateful

[Gerald]

,such a small thing

[Jimbuna]

in a small world

[nikimcbee]

of Tarjak's love nest

[Jimbuna]

on a desert island

[Gerald]

is an example, which

[Jimbuna]

makes absolutely no sense

[Gerald]

when it speaks of

[Jimbuna]

heading for another ton

[Gerald]

,by just three runs

[Jimbuna]

to the last consignment

[Gerald]

of British Navy Rum

[BossMark]

which was drunk rather

[Gerald]

than sober and clear

[Jimbuna]

nicely accompanied with peppermint

[Gerald]

just at the edge of

[Jimbuna]

a five worded post

[Gerald]

,which is the prohibition

[Jimbuna]

of not adequately understanding

[Gerald]

to understand four words

[Jimbuna]

would be an improvement

[Gerald]

but not a requirement

[Jimbuna]

for the mentally challenged

[Gerald]

with a below-average intelligence

[Jimbuna]

and a red hot

[Gerald]

jacket with blue buttons

[Jimbuna]

and a long history

[Gerald]

for a celebration evening

[Jimbuna]

the day after tomorrow

[Gerald]

when I travel away

[Jimbuna]

to never never land

[Gerald]

England are the ones.

[Jimbuna]

to finally call time

[Gerald]

is late Wednesday evening

[Jimbuna]

on boys night out

[nikimcbee]

to eat ferret snacks

[Gerald]

offer do not compromise

[Jimbuna]

with boiled jelly eels

[BossMark]

and a packet of

[Jimbuna]

something much easily understood

[Gerald]

,which is fairly standard now

[Jimbuna]

in another five worded post

[Gerald]

much to do today :/\\!!

[Jimbuna]

L M A O

[Gerald]

you are happy, good

[Jimbuna]

for the festive season

[TarJak]

chocolate coated arse biscuits

[Jimbuna]

in minty uranus sauce

[Cybermat47]

Excreted from Ron Weasly's

[Jimbuna]

collection of spice worms

[Gerald]

are the direct actions

[Jimbuna]

of climbing the rankings

[Gerald]

the strength and stamina

[Jimbuna]

of a garden worm

[Gerald]

often called "nature's plow"

[Jimbuna]

to those of knowledge

[Gerald]

about,uploading of photos

[Cybermat47]

Using a website, and

[Jimbuna]

a lot of guesswork

[Gerald]

tracks in the mix

[Jimbuna]

of a load of

[Cybermat47]

Crap by Tony Gillard,

[TarJak]

Julia's wife of five

[BossMark]

kittens and a large

[Jimbuna]

hive of bumble bees

[BossMark]

which were buzzing around

[Jimbuna]

all her ginger bits

[Cybermat47]

Which she had painstakingly

[Jimbuna]

given to her suitor

[Cybermat47]

After he had died

[Jimbuna]

Vendor will feel betrayed

[Cybermat47]

After he is named

[Jimbuna]

fairy of the north

[TarJak]

BossMark, the northern git

[Jimbuna]

with greasy nasal hair

[BossMark]

and a rather odd

[TarJak]

penchant for sheep worrying

[BossMark]

this caused Reece to

[Jimbuna]

stay clear of BossMark

[Sailor Steve]

who deserves it, but

[Jimbuna]

on the other hand

[Sailor Steve]

Jim deserves it too.

[Jimbuna]

Putting everything else aside

[Sailor Steve]

(trying to save face)

[Jimbuna]

is a futile gesture

[Sailor Steve]

Jim tried to hide

[Jimbuna]

in the beer barrel

[TarJak]

but he wouldn't fit

[u crank]

until he drank some

[Jimbuna]

more of the ale

[The Enigma]

and got very sick.

[Cybermat47]

The vomit erupted out

[Sailor Steve]

Making Cybermat sick too.

[Red October1984]

THEY ALL DIED VIOLENTLY

:haha:

[The Enigma]

So at the funeral

[Armistead]

the women all cried

[Cybermat47]

"Duff, duff!" and were

[The Enigma]

all gathered together to

[BossMark]

drink more ale and

[Jimbuna]

a nice pie floater

[BossMark]

from the local butcher

[Cybermat47]

, called 'Staal the Undefeated',

[Jimbuna]

champion of the dwarfs

[Cybermat47]

Alliance, a group dedicated

[Jimbuna]

to people vertically challenged

[Cybermat47]

And assisting them wherever

[Jimbuna]

you feel the need

[Cybermat47]

To turn invisible, for

[Jimbuna]

a bag of chips

[Cybermat47]

When you are in

[Jimbuna]

a vampires blood bank

[Cybermat47]

Full of human blood

[Jimbuna]

and pieces of bacon

[Cybermat47]

Which drip oil, as

[Jimbuna]

we know it will

[Cybermat47]

Because it was fried

[Jimbuna]

in a bath tub

[Cybermat47]

By a frenchman named

[Jimbuna]

Pierre the master fryer

[Cybermat47]

Who lives in Lorient,

[BossMark]

to do something naughty

[Cybermat47]

With the French girls

[Jimbuna]

and a few snails

[Gerald]

in the garden to

[Jimbuna]

keep the slugs company

[Gerald]

and,you will find

[Jimbuna]

a pale of crap

[Gerald]

,while the world outside

[Jimbuna]

seldom smells any better

[Gerald]

to keep body and

[Jimbuna]

a leg or two

[Gerald]

playing at home for

[Jimbuna]

a game at Fulham

[BossMark]

in which Newcastle will

[Jimbuna]

win oh please please

[The Enigma]

Wishful thinking of Jimbuna

[Jimbuna]

the actual match referee

[The Enigma]

decided they lost the

[Jimbuna]

toss and played anyway

[Gerald]

at the finish line

[BossMark]

Newcastle lost away again

[Gerald]

,team has a hard

[Jimbuna]

time trailing by one

[Gerald]

specific time period for

[Jimbuna]

a game of tennis

[Gerald]

,season is the best

[The Enigma]

for those who are

[Gerald]

best in fitness and

[The Enigma]

like sweating while chatting