The Five Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

weren't surprised Reece was there

[Aktungbby]

sadly, with sprained whip hand

[Jimbuna]

he begged for some mercy

[Aktungbby]

his other hand being sound

[Jimbuna]

aided with a good grip

[Aktungbby]

but his limp wrist impeded

[Reece]

Aktungbby's approach to kiss it. :yep:

[Aktungbby]

on his weak artificial knees

[Reece]

Jim said "GET UP Aktungbby!!!" :o

[blackswan40]

your getting the next round :yep:

[Jimbuna]

in with the heavyweight champion

[Reece]

Reece struts in and bows!! :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

before his ruler King Jim

[Reece]

Jong Un, Kim's brother, and farts!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

self experiencing the divine wind

[Reece]

that spread throughout the kingdom :oops::o

[Jimbuna]

of the little green god

[Reece]

suddenly Jim's guts rumbled and

[Jimbuna]

all hell was let loose

[Reece]

blackswan40 dived for cover but

[blackswan40]

was caught in Bunas recktumraspla :Kaleun_Sick:

[Reece]

he turned green then fainted

[Jimbuna]

before his heart stopped beating

[Reece]

Jim reluctantly administered CPR but :oops::o

[Jimbuna]

there was very little response

[Reece]

there was very little response

except more gas being released!! :doh:

[Jimbuna]

from the hot air balloon

[Reece]

funny name for his bowels!! :yep::O:

[Texas Red]

His bowels are filthy and

[Jimbuna]

in need of some repair

[Reece]

the garage tools were presented

[Jimbuna]

in an old canvas sack

[Reece]

Dr Jim donned his scrubs

[Jimbuna]

and sharpened his blunt scalpel

[Reece]

blackswan40 tried to escape but

[Texas Red]

He couldn't, and Jim shaved

[blackswan40]

swannys eyebrows and a brizilian :oops: (the full waxing of swannys southern man beard)

[Reece]

looking like a bare bum!! :o

[blackswan40]

swanny the red arsed Baboon :yep:(has to sit side saddle on the karzi)

[Jimbuna]

was an ugly looking primate

[Aktungbby]

a chimp to my bonobo:O:

[Jimbuna]

ate all of the bananas

[Reece]

in Jim's house demanding more

[Jimbuna]

from the local lunatic asylum

[Reece]

blackswan40 jumped around screaming and

[blackswan40]

due to buna giving swanny

[Jimbuna]

a lock of Reece's hair

[Reece]

sending him in a frenzy

[Jimbuna]

before jumping off a cliff

[Reece]

Jim caught him and kissed

[Jimbuna]

sweet little pinky bottom goodbye

[Reece]

AAAAAAH! SPADOOSH! there he goes. :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Time to test the water

[Reece]

Hmm, definitely urine and blood!! :oops::hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

aren't as good as alcohol

[Aktungbby]

which negates one's negligible senescence :wah:

[Jimbuna]

and that's putting it mildly

[Aktungbby]

said the liver to pancreas

[Jimbuna]

and heart to the soul

[Aktungbby]

Invictus black'd...pole to pole:dead:

[Reece]

Jim and blackswan40 became friends :yep:

[Aktungbby]

'cause Swannie was an 'other':O:

[Reece]

Jim: "What is the other?" :hmmm:

[blackswan40]

Yorkshire Pudding in County Durham :yep:

[Reece]

That's a funny sex swanny!! :hmmm: (I think he's confused Aktung!! :D)

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=248924

[Jimbuna]

par for the course here

[Reece]

swanny arrived on his gopher

[Jimbuna]

wearing his usual soiled nappy

[Aktungbby]

swanny arrived on his golden gopher Aktung was pleased: Minnesotay Nice! https://i.pinimg.com/564x/4c/40/7d/4c407d1a6bfc314eadcfb78106358898.jpg

[Jimbuna]

was never a popular drink

[Reece]

was never a popular drink

especially wearing a soiled nappy!! :doh::oops:

[Jimbuna]

with a twist of lemon

[Aktungbby]

two cubes and maraschino cherries

[Jimbuna]

go pretty well with vodka

[Aktungbby]

even better with Devil's Cut bourbon! (Note right hand in sig):Kaleun_Cheers::arrgh!:

[Reece]

One stormy day Reece decided

[Aktungbby]

not to abrogate his decision

[Texas Red]

about leaving his TV for

[Reece]

a date with a beautiful

[Jimbuna]

brown koala bear called Donald

[Reece]

my sexy girl in costume :O:

[Jimbuna]

hiding up in a tree

[Reece]

looking for a good spanking!! :Kaleun_Salivating:

[Aktungbby]

or 'other' romantic modus operendi:O:

[Jimbuna]

written many times in past

[Aktungbby]

written many times in past[closet'd encounters of 'third' kind:shucks: j

[Texas Red]

How many kinds are there?

[Reece]

El Whacko imagined, then grinned :yep:

[Jimbuna]

as he wet his pants

[Reece]

when his large nappy leaked :yep:

[Jimbuna]

a green smelly acidic substance

[Reece]

that ate through the floor :o

[Jimbuna]

and seeped into the dungeon

[Reece]

a life form emerged terrorizing :o

[Jimbuna]

cuddly toys lying in bed

[Aktungbby]

hopelessly inert without their batteries:O:

[Jimbuna]

which made them hopping mad

[Reece]

they attacked Jim kicking him!! :yep:

[blackswan40]

until they fell over and

[Reece]

turned into an oozing green

[Jimbuna]

set of bumbling miniature martians

[blackswan40]

that had a craving for

[Jimbuna]

a sausage and egg butty

[blackswan40]

in a stottie with spam :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and other internet malpractice included

[Reece]

Aktung lost his temper and

[Aktungbby]

became warped, frayied, and delaminated

[Reece]

the girls ran but Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

was too quick for them

[Reece]

he smoothly and suavely said "

[blackswan40]

swanny enquired if the girls

[Jimbuna]

were as ugly as him

[Aktungbby]

were as ugly as him that's: "as he" illiterate bugger!:yep::know::doh::O:

[blackswan40]

you mean Yorkshire daft apeth (its not a insult its a term of endearment :O:)

[Jimbuna]

If you ever come across

[Texas Red]

A sailor in his NWUs

[Reece]

kick him in the backside :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and run for them hills

[Reece]

don't worry about the bullets!! :o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

they are all blanks anyway

[Reece]

what's that bleeding hole then ??

[Jimbuna]

just your piles acting up

[Reece]

there they go . . . Run!! . . . STINK!! :oops::doh::eek:

[Jimbuna]

get back to the outback

[Aktungbby]

Never-Never got buggered at BUN BUN GA:haha:

[Jimbuna]

or the local lunatic asylum

[Aktungbby]

that'd be Bun Bun Napa fer sure!:O:

[Texas Red]

The local insanity hospital for

[Jimbuna]

those sick in the mind

[Reece]

but what about the guts?? :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

anyone there has got guts!:Kaleun_Party::Kaleun_Goofy::Kaleun_Salivatin g:

[Reece]

El Whacko, but he dropped his! :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

just don't forget the garters

[Reece]

he soiled those too Jim!! :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

take away his internet access

[Reece]

and force him to watch

[blackswan40]

Nuns crocheting in the monastery

[Jimbuna]

with the Vicar of Dibley

[Texas Red]

And two barrels of holy

[Aktungbby]

sacramental two buck Chuck chardonnay! :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Texas Red]

The nuns were not merciful

[Aktungbby]

toward their licentiously priapismic Padres

[Texas Red]

and the Patron Saint of Subsim

[Aktungbby]

who tried walking on water

[Jimbuna]

forget that they couldn't swim

[Texas Red]

And promptly drowned since there

[Jimbuna]

was nothing better to do

[Texas Red]

One day, Reece decided to

[Reece]

kick El Whacko in the pants :yep:

[Texas Red]

But there was nothing there! :o:dead:

[Reece]

he must've been a girl :o:timeout:

[Aktungbby]

or dirty minded eighth-grade other:hmmm:

[Reece]

Jim was horrified so he :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

asked for a second opinion

[Reece]

but got none. Next day

[Jimbuna]

he started his own investigation

[Reece]

things got fishy when Reece

[Jimbuna]

took off his soiled underwear

[Texas Red]

He also had nothing too!! :timeout::dead: :k_confused:

[Reece]

omg!! I have to sit!! :k_confused:

[blackswan40]

side saddle on the john

[Reece]

with a limp wrist, Jim

[Jimbuna]

knew his suspicions were true

[Reece]

Aktungbby was disguised as Reece!! :o:yep:

[Jimbuna]

wearing only black fishnet stockings

[Reece]

Aktungbby bent over, the crowd

[blackswan40]

by Hypnosis making them sway

[Jimbuna]

to the rhythm of the

[Aktungbby]

Chant: "pick up the soap":o

[Jimbuna]

and work up a lather

[Aktungbby]

holding 'manhood cheap' upon St George's Day:O:

[Cyborg322]

ref ! :huh:

[Aktungbby]

/\I understood that names, incl. Saints days? are considered one word per the OP:up:

[Texas Red]

A shocking new revelation came

[Reece]

El Whacko joined the girl guides :yep:

[Aktungbby]

who nicknamed him UGH other

[Reece]

El Whacko just curtsied and smiled

[Aktungbby]

Thinking it was involved multi-tasking

[Reece]

what are you talking about?? :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

Curtseying while smiling: ie: multitasking!:O:

[Jimbuna]

into the magic tree forest

[Reece]

where Aktungbby ate magic mushrooms!! :doh:

[Jimbuna]

but never learned a trick

[blackswan40]

except for dealing bottom cards :yep:

[Reece]

except how to fly high

[Jimbuna]

as an addict on drugs

[blackswan40]

aktung went to the priory

[Jimbuna]

where he seduced the Abbot

[Aktungbby]

who was wearing a habit

[Jimbuna]

it was a bad habit

[Texas Red]

This habit was especially bad

[Reece]

because it was mostly evil :o

[Jimbuna]

especially in the Devils playground

[Reece]

One day Mr Bean drove to

[Jimbuna]

the top of the hill

[Reece]

in his mini, but it

[Jimbuna]

was all in his mind

[Reece]

it actually broke down, Jim

[Jimbuna]

simply stood there laughing away

[Reece]

as his pants fell down :o

[blackswan40]

while running for the bus

[Reece]

Mr Bean gave chase, Jim panicked :o:doh:

[Jimbuna]

fearing he'd miss the bus

[Reece]

but Mr Bean grabbed Jim and

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[Jimbuna]

told him his favourite secret

[blackswan40]

running up the down escalator :yep:

[Aktungbby]

of in and out bordellos

[Jimbuna]

at the local loony bin

[Reece]

that Jim burnt down, it

[Jimbuna]

was a sight to behold

[Reece]

El Whacko got out the barby

[Jimbuna]

doll and Reece brought Ken

[Reece]

while Jim cuddled Betty Boop :O::D

[Aktungbby]

till she punched his nosehttps://i.pinimg.com/564x/1f/8a/95/1f8a95ef205a09fdb8677a50a3f12011.jpg

[Jimbuna]

then received a left hook

[Reece]

Jim clouted her and she

[Jimbuna]

said goodbye to her dentures

[Reece]

Aktungbby caught them and tried

[Jimbuna]

fitting them in his mouth

[Reece]

they fit after slight adjustment!! :yep:

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/ugly-face-teeth-dentures-ugly-face-teeth-dentures-mouth-dentist-care-medical-treatment-healthy-beauty-154535450.jpg

[Jimbuna]

and a gallon of grease

[Reece]

he tried making love but

[Jimbuna]

the hunchback dwarf wasn't interested

[blackswan40]

but Esmeralda got horny when

[Jimbuna]

the size of the hunch

[Reece]

matched his appendage, the two

[blackswan40]

at midnight the belltower rang

[Jimbuna]

and all hell broke loose

[Reece]

he ran dropping his undies

[Jimbuna]

into the local charity shop

[Reece]

still full of disgusting stains :oops:

[blackswan40]

swanny knicker sniffer bought them :yep:

[Reece]

you can have mine too!! :yep::up:

[Jimbuna]

your welcome to them both

[Reece]

swanny got Jim's as well



PS. (bad grammar there Jim, it's you're welcome :O:)

[blackswan40]

fresher than my old crusties :yep:

[Jimbuna]

borrowed from granny next door

[Reece]

swanny asked granny if she

[Jimbuna]

would put them on him

[blackswan40]

Y-fronts stop fall out she

[Jimbuna]

wasn't prepared for the next

[Reece]

disgusting event, swanny tried to

[blackswan40]

tickle grannys fancy but he

[Reece]

received a good clout instead!! :oops::timeout:

[Aktungbby]

Down Under...where it counts!:Kaleun_Sick:

[Reece]

as he keeled over Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

stole sweets off the kids

[Reece]

for his nasty boss Jim. :o :eek:

[blackswan40]

too many sweets cause cavaties

[Jimbuna]

except in line of duty