The Five Word Story Game

[Reece]

as Aktungbby lost his temper

[Texas Red]

and his nails grew exponentially

[Reece]

as did his teeth, now

[blackswan40]

Became warewolf on fullmoon nights

[Reece]

Aktungbby sunk his teeth into

[Flaxpants]

an enormous donut which was

[Reece]

covered with sugar, soon his

[Jimbuna]

fangs rotted and fell out

[Reece]

he had special dentures made

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0248/6858/collections/pennywise1_1024x1024_ca29dfd2-4068-41eb-b32b-7b009e632fc4.jpg?v=1622348863

[Flaxpants]

and was back in business

[Reece]

he bit Jim in the

[Jimbuna]

wrong place for his sanity

[blackswan40]

Solitary confinement with no window :yep:

[Reece]

Will poor Aktungbby ever recover?? :hmmm::oops:

[Aktungbby]

recover? never! Aktung only uncovers!

[Rockstar]

at the local nudie bar

[Jimbuna]

where the dwarf strippers frequent

[Rockstar]

-ly ask Aktung for professional advice

[blackswan40]

how to do the fullmonty :yep:

[Reece]

the riot squad reacted quickly

[Rockstar]

arresting Reece for stalking Aktungbby

[Reece]

whilst innocently holding an elastrator :D

[Aktungbby]

to improve Aktung's soprano tone

[Reece]

a sex change now needed!! :yep:

[Flaxpants]

Jim arrived with his scalpel

[Jimbuna]

and a roll of bandages

[Reece]

the surgery went well, Dr Jim

[blackswan40]

Aktungbby changed name to hairyclamb

[Jimbuna]

from the land of nod

[Reece]

his wrists now hung limp

[Jimbuna]

a perfect match with Reece

[Rockstar]

-‘s kitten heels and pink tutu

[Reece]

I bent over and Rockstar :o

[Aktungbby]

commenced playing 'drop the soap':Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

whilst wearing a tacky blindfold

[blackswan40]

Then the water went cold

[Rockstar]

awakening Reece from his fantasy

[Aktungbby]

thinking Rockstar had gone frigid:o

[Rockstar]

Turning, he saw a Gorilla

[Aktungbby]

dancing in the pale moonlight

[Rockstar]

with the devil and Aktungbby

[Aktungbby]

who'd previously sent him back https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=12000 https://media2.giphy.com/media/10jOyd7c2iGv1S/200w.gif?cid=6c09b952a8f0aaetrcfqhcieg1ine7d1d2gvn w906l5x93lc&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g

[Reece]

Things quietened down, we all

[Flaxpants]

regretted posting on this thread

[Reece]

Except Flaxpants - wins stirrer award!! :Kaleun_Applaud:

https://i.etsystatic.com/11765752/r/il/1b4357/1161571396/il_fullxfull.1161571396_8o4h.jpg

[blackswan40]

Find him a job Jim (In the Nuthouse Kitchens :yep:)

[Jimbuna]

already overcrowded with you lot :)

[Tango589]

We demand a pay raise!

[Reece]

you get 3 more spankings! :up:

[blackswan40]

The slap and tickle club (Hosted by Madame Whiplash AKA The Matron)

[Jimbuna]

guest of honour being Reece

[Flaxpants]

who turned up wearing his

[Reece]

soiled undies (Jim knows) everyone choked except!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

That poor bloodhound down under

https://i.postimg.cc/0QJh31Fw/i-dont-get-paid-enough-for-this.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Reece]

:har::har:
they were actually Aktungbby's Jim!! :oops::o (too big for me)

[Aktungbby]

liar! I only wear Depends:oops:

[Flaxpants]

Aktngbby's rubber containment jodhpurs were

[Aktungbby]

decidedly not for horsing around:o

[Flaxpants]

Industrial strength, welded and riveted.

[Reece]

they were soon filled so

[Jimbuna]

much to start to overflow

[Reece]

a bilge pump was used

[Jimbuna]

to help clear the mess

[Reece]

a crane was used to

[Jimbuna]

help lift Reece bulging wallet

[Aktungbby]

...it was the wrong bulge!:oops:

[Jimbuna]

well certainly not the Ardennes

[blackswan40]

Battle of the Bulge was when (Reich Marshal Herman Goring Joined Weight Watchers :yep:)

[Jimbuna]

Never too late to learn

[Texas Red]

how to count to five

[Rockstar]

Three shall be the number

[Texas Red]

Four score times the years

[Rockstar]

Four shalt thou not count.

[Reece]

Aktung's calorie intake, too high!! :yep:

[Texas Red]

Anyways, Reece went to the

[Reece]

hospital to see Texas Red he

[Texas Red]

was lifting weights in bed

[Reece]

but broke his back trying

[Rockstar]

to pleasure the male nurses

[Reece]

flirting with loose hands until

[Jimbuna]

in the most prehistoric dialect

[Flaxpants]

The Matron said "wwewrrrrrraaaaahhhh!". Reece

[Reece]

pointed to Flaxpants saying him!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

the one with the squint

[Texas Red]

and ants in his pants

[Aktungbby]

given to diatribes and rants:Kaleun_Mad:

[Jimbuna]

were of no benefit whatsoever

[Reece]

.
Calm prevailed, we all decided

[Rockstar]

to get high on life

[Aktungbby]

wearing our bedsheets toga style

[Reece]

Aktungbby became a monk quoting "

[Rockstar]

the voices in his head

[Reece]

tell us we are all

[blackswan40]

Welcome into Aktungbbys new cult

[Aktungbby]

Where a tie is mandatory https://i0.wp.com/media3.giphy.com/media/3ornkbprB7XGGWAUN2/giphy.gif

[Jimbuna]

and a brain is useless

[Reece]

:har::har:
Flaxpants was the guru leader

[blackswan40]

Swanny and Reece Joined Jim (The Joys of the ever seeing eye clan)

[Jimbuna]

down at the curry house

[Reece]

man were we on fire!! :D

[Jimbuna]

should have tried the mild

[Reece]

but nah!! that's for boys!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

keep away from the children

[Flaxpants]

same goes for a tiger

[blackswan40]

Also Cougars in high heels :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and monkeys in banana boots

[Reece]

mmm, cougars in high heels!! :yep::up: :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

much prefer monkeys in boots

[Reece]

monkeys, er, no thanks Jim!! :k_confused: :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

yeah, I hear you prefer

[Texas Red]

snakes, bears, baboons, and lions! :Kaleun_Cheers:

[Jimbuna]

everything that comes to mind

[Tango589]

especially to a pervy mind

[Flaxpants]

lots of dirty old men

[Reece]

out there Flaxpants, especially Texas Red

[blackswan40]

Any Holes a goal Jim :timeout: :D:timeout:

[Reece]

Yuck!! :k_confused: Off to jail Swanny!! :yep:

[blackswan40]

Three Month Vacation Buna Hotel :yeah:

[Reece]

don't drop the soap Swanny!! :k_confused::Kaleun_Sick:

[blackswan40]

Picking up quaters in the John (finders keepers loosers wheepers)

[Jimbuna]

no change was given then

[Reece]

more of an exchange Jim! :oops::o

[Jimbuna]

Nothing is ever as it

[Aktungbby]

appears by dawn's early light

[Rockstar]

while bombs bursting in air

[Aktungbby]

will eventually part your hair

[Jimbuna]

chance be a fine thing

[blackswan40]

Armpit combovers just no Jim

[Jimbuna]

turning up for the event

[Reece]

accidentally set fire to his!! :k_confused:

[Texas Red]

doll collection!! Before you know

[Rockstar]

it Reece peed on them

[Reece]

call it a weakness Jim!! :D

[Tango589]

It's just his little fetish

[blackswan40]

Burning dolls and bones Jim (Thats how Aktungbbys Lords of the New Church Cult Started :yep:) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CYN14Ki5o8

[Reece]

gave an evil smile and

[Flaxpants]

whipped out his small intestine

[Jimbuna]

with his kitchen friendly bayonet

[blackswan40]

spent four hours in casualty

[Jimbuna]

looking for a stretcher bearer

[Reece]

received colon transplant from Aktungbby :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

so one size fits all

[Aktungbby]

received colon transplant from Aktungbby :k_confused:

so one size fits all:k_confused:...becoming famous in anals of history!:timeout:

[Texas Red]

For future reference, Jim managed

[Jimbuna]

to respond with five words

[Aktungbby]

by counting all his fingers

[Flaxpants]

It took a gargantuan effort

[Reece]

for Aktungbby to count five!! :yep::O:

[Aktungbby]

Being first; why even bother!:O:

[Rockstar]

said Aktungbby to the peasants

[Reece]

until they revolted attacking him :o

[Rockstar]

with scantily clad Amazon women

[Reece]

Reece and Rockstar ravaged them :D

[Flaxpants]

then ran naked into Tescos

[Reece]

returning later for more punishment!! :yep:

[Tango589]

The vice squad were called

[Reece]

but they joined in too :o

[Jimbuna]

a sight for sore eyes

[blackswan40]

Police and thieves and streakers (that could be a good song)

[Jimbuna]

are very fashionable these days

[Reece]

in a woke society, meanwhile

[Jimbuna]

down at the lunatic asylum

[blackswan40]

inmates wanted suncream when outside

[Jimbuna]

and ice lollies when inside

[Reece]

and the upside to this

[blackswan40]

Happy inmates empty solitary wing (less papper work for Jimbuna :yep:)

[Jimbuna]

saves on the toilet paper

[Reece]

Once upon a time we

[Rockstar]

were rats in a maze

[Reece]

the fat one is Jim :D

[Rockstar]

the flamboyant one is Reece

[Reece]

the hairy one is Rockstar

(wonder what a flamboyant rat looks like??)

[Flaxpants]

The handsome one is Flaxpants

[Aktungbby]

the scaley-tailed one is Aktung

[Reece]

Flaxpants the handsome rat tried

[Jimbuna]

on a new stripey jacket

[Flaxpants]

to go with his spandex

[Jimbuna]

and patent leather high heels

[Reece]

now in fully fledged drag!! :o

[Jimbuna]

Reece suddenly became extremely interested

[Reece]

watching Jim poncing around flashing

[Jimbuna]

a thick wad of notes

[Reece]

unfortunately Aktungbby grabbed the notes :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

and ran for the hills

[blackswan40]

But soon run out of

[Jimbuna]

town with the travelling circus

[Rockstar]

and becoming its star attraction

[Aktungbby]

by bribery, using Jimbuna's notes:O:

[Jimbuna]

set out on parchment paper

[Rockstar]

and soon charged with counterfeiting

[Jimbuna]

and impersonating an honest person

[Rockstar]

. With hobo bag in hand

[Jimbuna]

and lipstick in his pocket

[Reece]

he opened a beauty shop

[Flaxpants]

"Aktungbbys Exotic Emporium" became very

[Reece]

popular with men and boys!! :oops::oops:

[Aktungbby]

gay blades and iron maids

[Jimbuna]

are your favourite party roles

[Reece]

Yes I heard that Jim :yep:

[blackswan40]

Aktungbby at southsshields workingmens club :yep:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=063RGou-P_8

[Jimbuna]

before the audience stoned him

[Reece]

Aktungbby oozed out the door!! :dead:

[Aktungbby]

as oozing was his specialty

[Reece]

OH NO!! the cleaners arrived!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

with a mop and bucket

[Reece]

mopping body parts is awful :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

especially if they're your own

[blackswan40]

If Aktungbbys a T1000 model (wont the molecules reform when turned into molton metal :yep:)

[Jimbuna]

they will soon become redundant

[Flaxpants]

with the invention of the

[Reece]

Jupiter-2 robot that Aktungbby loved

[Jimbuna]

as if it was his

[Flaxpants]

even though it was Jims

[Rockstar]

who borrowed it from Reece

[Jimbuna]

who'd borrowed it from Popeye

[Aktungbby]

who'd coated it with 'olive oyl'https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1f/9e/39/1f9e3940ec5b09f782a1cbb4e11fd715.jpg

[Jimbuna]

from a greasy spoon cafe

[Aktungbby]

which trucker Aktung knows wellhttps://c8.alamy.com/comp/DJBFN5/traditional-english-roadside-cafe-truck-stop-DJBFN5.jpg

[Rockstar]

as his favorite roach coach

[Jimbuna]

from a land far away

[Aktungbby]

when I suffered from Freightline Feverhttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/da/81/48/da8148d84f1973a0ed5374750645ae69.jpg Is it cab over engine design?:yep: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDH08PSiMbM and I was 'Movin On" https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/af/Claude_Akins_Frank_Converse_Movin_On_1974.JPG/330px-Claude_Akins_Frank_Converse_Movin_On_1974.JPG:yeah :

[Jimbuna]

then quickly movin on out

[Rockstar]

to Lake Wobegon's Chatterbox Cafe'

[Reece]

Sonny & will drove to

[Rockstar]

Milliways restaurant and ordered 42

[Aktungbby]

deep-fried shrimps wrapped in bacon

[Reece]

the bacon was off so

[Aktungbby]

Buger King impossible burgers were substituted

[Reece]

OH NO!! that's worse!! :o Someone

[Jimbuna]

go and get a KFC

[Reece]

Hamburglar stole it, chaos erupted :oops: (this is going completely nuts!!)

[Jimbuna]

down at the lunatic asylum

[Aktungbby]

Aktung felt like a 'Jack-in-a-Box':timeout::shucks:https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/jack-box-restaurant-exterior-american-fast-food-chain-locations-primarily-serving-39726716.jpg?w=992

[Rockstar]

that was coiled too tight

[Jimbuna]

ready to pop his lid

[Aktungbby]

for that 'IN-n-OUT' spring-loaded thrill:arrgh!:https://media.istockphoto.com/id/1008477874/photo/in-n-out-burger-sign-at-sunset.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=t8_sG69u_jkUnxdFj0Eg1Ajnvk67lfTDdyBqvR5OYT0=

[Reece]

but the place burnt down!! :doh:

[Jimbuna]

was a warm fire though

[Reece]

Jim & I roasted marshmallows :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Jimbuna]

I'll stick with curry thanks

[Reece]

swap?? I'll toss donuts in :D

[Jimbuna]

no thanks, I prefer curry

[Flaxpants]

Jim clearly preferred curry, which

[Reece]

Flaxpants stole from him, Jim

[Jimbuna]

flew into a hissy fit

[Aktungbby]

soothed by sucking Nelson's Blood:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Jimbuna]

into a flagon of rum

[Aktungbby]

as you 'broach the admiral' :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Jimbuna]

and drink the night away

[Aktungbby]

...whilst viewing latest Abrams P1 model https://static.wixstatic.com/media/5cb542_97fb6bc4b788426e9a7ba9ad1548480c~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_922,h_318,al_c,q_80,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_auto/Abrams-render1.jpg:D