The Five Word Story Game

[Aktungbby]

dickey fit
...my 'Tabar Shishpar' never fits anyhow:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

you should consider a diet

[Aktungbby]

...wrestling at 134lbs. ended that!:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

much better being a heavyweight

[Raf1394]

champion of the world, who...

[blackswan40]

Swanny was porkpie eaters finalist :shucks:

[Reece]

Jim actually won the competition!! :03::yep:

[Aktungbby]

...a hellova 'git' he 'got'

[Reece]

not the foggiest idea here

[Jimbuna]

yep, you and me both

[Reece]

how about speaking English Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

much better than that Swahili

[Reece]

I thought it was double-dutch!! :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Nope, I can speak Dutch.

[Aktungbby]

...a hellova 'git' he 'got'

not the foggiest idea here

yep, you and me both

how about speaking English Aktungbby
line from western movie Unforgiven ("..and a hell of a get he got" altered slightly to 'git'...English slang for stupid person ie: "he's an old git"):yeah:

[Aktungbby]

Nope, I can speak Dutch.sadly, it's not a treat:O::arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

Helaas is het geen traktatie

[Aktungbby]

:hmmm:lagere hersenen denken nederlands-traktatie:O: https://media.tenor.com/rbaTK1axzgkAAAAM/ice-cream-cone.gif

[Jimbuna]

well, if you say so

[Raf1394]

I'm actually dutch, but i..

[Reece]

.. think he just dribbles stuff!! :O:

[Aktungbby]

in dribble oft lays truth:timeout::doh::roll::huh:

[Reece]

you can't handle the truth!! :O::D

[Aktungbby]

:hmmm:...occasionally, it sets me free!:o:timeout::shifty:

[Reece]

Aktungbby is free. . . of what?? :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

of all pernicious earthly tumult:shucks:

[Reece]

WOW!! wish I was free!! :wah:

[blackswan40]

One could try Buna's Rum!:yep: (That stuffs 54.5% Proof bucko)

[Reece]

ok, wow, I'm free, whee!! :D:oops:

[Jimbuna]

One could try Buna's Rum!:yep: (That stuffs 54.5% Proof bucko)

Mine is 57% old chap

[Reece]

Mine is 57% old chap

Jim's breaking the rules, typical :O:

[Jimbuna]

only after consuming a bottle

[Aktungbby]

with a fermented genii inside

[Reece]

Aktungbby joined Jim getting plastered!! :oops::dead:

[blackswan40]

Not for the first Time :()1:(The Mighty Toon win at Wembley Away The Lads)

[Reece]

the police dragged them off. :yep:

[Aktungbby]

two exfootballers....afoot in gaol

[Raf1394]

The referee was laughing hard

[Reece]

pointing his finger, Aktungbby pulled

[Aktungbby]

his Webley from his jockstrap

[Reece]

and threatened Raf1394 with it!! :oops::doh:

[Raf1394]

So i ran away fast.

[Reece]

Aktungbby's gun misfired, women screamed :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

and angels in heaven wept

[Aktungbby]

...over the excess 'lead' poisoning:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

in the sewer pipes below

[Aktungbby]

where ol' scaley-tailed bilgerats abide:yeah:

[Jimbuna]

when not in a coma

[Aktungbby]

or strangled by excess scalytails

[Jimbuna]

eminating from the backyard kennel

[Aktungbby]

known as Vale of Rodentia

[Jimbuna]

definitely not leg of lamb

[Reece]

the leg was green, Aktungbby

[Aktungbby]

...was green with carnivorous envy

[Jimbuna]

at the sight before him

[blackswan40]

Contributes to your five aday :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

always better than a six

[Reece]

what!! did someone say sex?? :hmmm:

[blackswan40]

Ceiling mirrors see onset of (Headaches in the bedroom :doh::oops::doh:)

[Reece]

Jim eyed a bathing beauty :o

[Aktungbby]

...'altering opinion after she rolledover:hulk:

[Jimbuna]

and was an Aktungbby lookalike

[Aktungbby]

...with gut hanging over speedo:Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

a bit like a blimp

[Aktungbby]

more a pregnant elephant seal :O: https://www.fisheries.noaa.gov/s3//styles/full_width/s3/dam-migration/750x500-northern-elephant-seals.png?itok=nlcRo6lX

[Jimbuna]

or something of similar magnitude

[Aktungbby]

:hmmm:...like me in Aussie neoprene :smug:

[Reece]

That's a horrid thought Aktung!! :oops::doh:

[Raf1394]

Suddenly someone showed up, and...

[Reece]

handcuffed Aktung, who screamed help!!

[Aktungbby]

but looked magnificent in 'bracelets' https://www.infobae.com/resizer/v2/2VQZEZ53QJGVROAYUI64YW6O4M.jpg?auth=a91fc42c444241 bdca5270813b35116d1c5cd9f6bec4af3afbf94efa1a0381ff&smart=true&width=1200&height=630&quality=85:arrgh!:

[Reece]

Aktungbby kissed the mirror passionately :doh::oops: :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

shattering it in an instant

[Reece]

Poor Aktung cried profusely until

[Jimbuna]

the men from the asylum

[Reece]

came and cuddled him before

[Jimbuna]

locking him in a cell

[Reece]

one day he escaped and

[Jimbuna]

forgot precisely where he lived

[Aktungbby]

much to my wife's delight

[Jimbuna]

he was long outta sight

[Aktungbby]

....rendering preference: right over might :hmmm::o:timeout:

[Jimbuna]

add up to six words

[Aktungbby]

fixed! math never strong soot :wah:

[Jimbuna]

we can sleep well now :)

[Reece]

Aktungbby's memory continued to fade:oops::k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

into a forgotten distant memory

[Reece]

he regained 1/4 of it!! :hmmm::O:

[Jimbuna]

leaving 3/4 for someone else

[Raf1394]

Who was hiding in the...

[Jimbuna]

soiled seat of your pants

[Reece]

the fumes were overpowering, Aktungbby

[Aktungbby]

fainted dead away from assfixia

[Raf1394]

Diesel Engine fumes were better...

[Reece]

the fumes reached Raf's nose

[blackswan40]

Knizers Raf Snot Glue invented (3 times the bonding power of super glue)

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1230&pictureid=13708

[Jimbuna]

was the only known cure

[Raf1394]

But i didn't have money.

[Jimbuna]

your soul is payment enough

[Aktungbby]

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1230&pictureid=13708...used to repair Hurricane fabric-wings!:O:

[Jimbuna]

and bowel related stretch marks

[blackswan40]

Pursers Rum Blow Out Jim :D

[Reece]

now that's a horrid sight :oops:

[Jimbuna]

if you're inside the glass

[Aktungbby]

with gass in yer ass

[Jimbuna]

then your a lucky chap

[Reece]

unless the glass breaks - OWCH!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

one less to share with

[Reece]

The next day Aktungbby tried

[Jimbuna]

learning to fasten a shoelace

[Aktungbby]

on his identicle triplet grandaughters

[Jimbuna]

pair of sunday school sneakers

[Aktungbby]

ie: a half dozen bowknots!!?:k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

would never be sufficient number

[Reece]

Aktungbby failed so Jim helped!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

him back into the asylum

[Aktungbby]

:Kaleun_Goofy::Kaleun_Party::()1:...:hmmm:....this whole planet's an asylum!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

truer words you'll never utter

[Raf1394]

Suddenly he lost the shoes.

[Reece]

purchasing slippers instead! - He's happy. :yep:

[Aktungbby]

clicked heels; landing in Kansas

[Raf1394]

clicked heels; landing in Kansas

Being stuck in downtown Kansas.

[Reece]

then he bent down and

[Aktungbby]

rubbed his sore sixth toe

[Jimbuna]

on the end of his

[Aktungbby]

equally bruised other sixth toe

[Reece]

Reece volunteered to remove it!! :yep:

[blackswan40]

Rusty axe Tcp bottle Job :doh::oops::doh:

[Reece]

They're my fine surgical tools!! :yeah:

[Raf1394]

They're my fine surgical tools!! :yeah:

But the tools were expensive.

[Reece]

so I had to use

[Jimbuna]

a hammer and chisel instead

[Aktungbby]

I'd've preferred a horse-hoof trimmer

[Jimbuna]

with an orange coloured beard

[Aktungbby]

and a blond scalp lock

[blackswan40]

with 44" double D Cups :D

[Jimbuna]

that made him look silly

[Reece]

Aktungbby was now top heavy :o

[blackswan40]

would always selfright when falling :shucks:

[Reece]

explains the term bouncing boobies!! :D

[Raf1394]

But someone was shocked and

[Reece]

put Aktungbby on a diet!! :oops::o

[Jimbuna]

of boiled cabbage and carrots

[Reece]

everyone in the room died!! :oops::dead:

[Raf1394]

But they all resurrected as

[Reece]

stinky zombies, one attacked Jim!! :o

[Jimbuna]

with a rusty old spoon

[Raf1394]

But Jim then took he's

[Jimbuna]

letter from the Holy Father

[Reece]

but burnt it by accident! :oops::oops:

[Jimbuna]

the angels in heaven wept

[Aktungbby]

crocodile tears of blissful joyousness

[Jimbuna]

were one of the specialities

[Raf1394]

were one of the specialities

That he was qualified for

[Reece]

Meanwhile back at the ranch

[Raf1394]

the cows got slaughtered by.

[Reece]

Raf1394, he liked his job!! :oops::o

[Jimbuna]

so much so that he

[Raf1394]

so much so that he

Get away from he's wife.

[Jimbuna]

not a moment too soon

[Reece]

she caught him and kicked

[Raf1394]

she caught him and kicked

out of the house, but

[Reece]

he tried sneaking back in

[blackswan40]

Through the cat flap Jim

[Jimbuna]

lay in weight heavily armed

[Aktungbby]

lay in weight heavily armeddue to his obese arse

[Reece]

Jim was offended and retaliated

[blackswan40]

Bruising cheeks with sizes tens :doh::oops::doh:

[Reece]

letting off a massive blast!! :oops::o

[blackswan40]

Geordie style proper clobbering retribution

[Reece]

everyone went green and collapsed :k_confused:

[Raf1394]

But the architect rebuilded it.

[Reece]

turned out to be a

[Jimbuna]

right pain in the ar*e

[Aktungbby]

...life's definition on spinning mudballs:wah::yep:

[Jimbuna]

is often difficult to understand

[Aktungbby]

when one's dolphin lacks porpoise:roll::damn:

[Raf1394]

when one's dolphin lacks porpoise:roll::damn:

The dolphins attacked Aktungbby U-666

[Reece]

fat lot of good that!! :doh::oops:

[Aktungbby]

...and tastier than Jimbuna's arse:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Reece]

...and tastier than Jimbuna's arse:Kaleun_Salivating:
How would you know Aktung? :oops::oops::doh:

[Aktungbby]

:hmmm:...comes from clairvoyant insightful perspecuity :smug:

[Reece]

thought it'd be hands on!! :hmmm: http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

oh, spare me the thought

[Raf1394]

But someone else was hoping

[Jimbuna]

it was time to elope

[Reece]

with Aktungbby, but who would

[Aktungbby]

...with that pompous overbearing S.O.B.:smug:

[Reece]

Yes it was Raf, he

[Jimbuna]

was game for a laugh

[Reece]

but too scared to reply!! :yep:

[Raf1394]

But that person reads everything

[Reece]

to do with comic books :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and toys for infant children

[Aktungbby]

...in particular; very egregious pacifiers:o:timeout::yep:

[Jimbuna]

can be hard on the

[Aktungbby]

nursing lips and tender gums

[Jimbuna]

dreamt about many years ago

[Aktungbby]

...wearing Huggies instead of Depends:shucks::haha:

[Jimbuna]

is usually a good idea

[Aktungbby]

in infancy or dotage...respectively:hmmm::timeout::k_confused:

[Reece]

thread heading for the toilet!! :k_confused: :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

best change the loo roll

[Raf1394]

Because it was infected with

[Reece]

herpes, gastro, and other VD's!! :oops::timeout:

[Jimbuna]

all on Reece medical history

[Reece]

which he caught from Jim!! :o:oops::timeout:

[Jimbuna]

the local farm germ catcher

[Raf1394]

Even the farm animals got

[Jimbuna]

a whif of Reece smell

[Reece]

a whif of Reece smell
, diseased ones were healed instantly. :up:

[Aktungbby]

some started howling "Outhouse Blues"

[Reece]

or red-back on toilet seat!! :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnEqmnOfV6Q (https://au.video.search.yahoo.com/search/video?fr=sfp&p=redback+on+toilet+seat#id=1&vid=37da4344acfe2a08ef7e97fc64277fb2&action=click)

[Jimbuna]

the only song Reece knew

[Reece]

Whoops!! Reece farted, Jim fainted!! :doh::oops:

[Jimbuna]

the angels wept in heaven

[Aktungbby]

lacrimally oozing from pearly gates

[Jimbuna]

based in the United States

[Raf1394]

based in the United States

Who was discovered by vikings.

[Jimbuna]

from the big red planet

[Reece]

the orange man appeared and

[blackswan40]

Aktungbby got propper tango'd Jim


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqm-s6h8l1I

[Jimbuna]

laughed at the sordid situation

[Reece]

then gibbed him (Jethro Gibbs slap), Aktungbby cried! :wah:

[Jimbuna]

realising he'd missed the bus

[Reece]

realising he'd missed the bus

to the lunatic asylum, Jim

[Jimbuna]

rang a taxi for him

[Reece]

it drove off, Aktungbby screaming :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

his tadger caught in door

[Aktungbby]

laughed at the sordid situation

to the lunatic asylum, Jim

his tadger caught in door ...lower lunacy got sordid out :smug::-j

[Jimbuna]

happy to be of service

[Aktungbby]

with smile:D if not grimace:x

[Reece]

grimace won out, Jim smiled :D

[Aktungbby]

...being a grim ace himsel:ohttps://i.pinimg.com/564x/10/d5/92/10d592311a227ad8b3f7e43aad4c3bf4.jpg

[Reece]

he lost a few pounds!! :D:O:

[Raf1394]

While i gained British pounds.

[blackswan40]

Trying swannys mega fry-ups Jim

[Reece]

became a lard-ass (pork chop)!!:oops:

[Jimbuna]

not as big as Reece

[Reece]

Reece is the bigger man! :O:

[Jimbuna]

so the rumours are true

[blackswan40]

AKA Bigus-Stickus at strip clubs :yep::oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

was always his favourite pastime

[Reece]

the girls screaming and swooning!!:D

[Jimbuna]

Meanwhile, down on the ranch

[Aktungbby]

with cattle lowing and calving

[Jimbuna]

there was a deathly silence

[Aktungbby]

...no cloven hoofed moooery whatsoever

[Jimbuna]

could be heard from anywhere

[Aktungbby]

....calves generally nonbleating during suckling