The Five Word Story Game

[Gerald]

,he remains the youngest person

[Eichhörnchen]

ever to grow a beard

[STEED]

under water in a shed.

[mapuc]

Which was 50 shed of

[Eichhörnchen]

grey (twelve pounds from B&Q).

[Reece]

in reality an old fart!!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

going by the name Reece

[STEED]

The Australian hot sex bomb

[Aktungbby]

AFTER HER BOTCHED DOUBLE ORCHIECTOMY:O:

[STEED]

Rose to power as America's

[mapuc]

next President majestic in his

[Reece]

good looks and physique!!:yep: also

[STEED]

ready to invade NK with

[Reece]

an extensive range of fireworks:up:

http://images.indianexpress.com/2016/11/fire-crackers-ban-759.jpg

[Jimbuna]

once owned by Guy Fawkes

[Reece]

the invasion started well, Kim

[Aktungbby]

LOADED UP ON CHOCO PIES

[Reece]

started to gorge himself then

[Jimbuna]

changed to a rice diet

[Reece]

Jim charged throwing Pot Noodles:oops:

[STEED]

STEED farted, Reece laughed and..

[Gerald]

...explore a world a pop colours

[Buddahaid]

but the mortars sang sweetly

[Jimbuna]

and the camel corps retired

[STEED]

Swiss cheese is so cool

[Reece]

the camel said to Jim :doh: (what a load of bollocks)

[Aktungbby]

IT'S (LITERALLY) HOLIER THAN THOU

[Rockstar]

but smells better than Reece's

[Gerald]

front part than anything else

[Rockstar]

. Yes, we have no bananas

[Gerald]

today, Reese has to eat

[Reece]

a magnificent lamb roast, Yummy!!:O:

[Aktungbby]

ONLY EWE THINK IT'S YUMMY

[Reece]

well it certainly isn't funny!!:O:

[Jimbuna]

. The next heir in line

[Reece]

to the throne is Reece. :yep:

[STEED]

Sitting on his bog seat..

[Reece]

then . . . spadoonch!!! :doh: STEED was shocked

[Jimbuna]

by a giant electric eel

[Reece]

escaping the dark stinky bowl :oops:

[Jimbuna]

secreted underneath Reece pumpy cushion

[STEED]

Bubble TAX hit jim in

[s7rikeback]

Bubble TAX hit jim in

The back end of his

[Eichhörnchen]

arse, and made his eyes

[s7rikeback]

arse, and made his eyes
close in a perverse pleasure

[Reece]

smiling Jim regained his composure :oops:

[Gerald]

against a big-swinging lineup

[Reece]

, the ruler came out declaring

https://4.imimg.com/data4/HF/JW/MY-4541383/foot-rulers-500x500.jpg

[Jimbuna]

at least you're making sense

[Reece]

of all this Tommy rot :timeout:

[Jimbuna]

to some it is educational

[STEED]

Total hog wash old boy

[Reece]

Reece said, STEED believes this!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

as he does all things

[Reece]

his lip quivered then . . . Bawl

[Jimbuna]

lustily for his rubber duck

[Reece]

and his rubber froggy too!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYXckKwBRb0

[Jimbuna]

There's no place like home

[STEED]

Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes

[mapuc]

Fresh made from Reece dunghill

[Reece]

mapuc tucked in gorging himself!!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

We are what we think

[Reece]

for instance I'm a playboy!!:up:

[Jimbuna]

who enjoys being played with

[Reece]

beautiful girls, Jim however likes

[Jimbuna]

a nice pint of beer

[STEED]

And throws insults at Corbyn. :03:

[Reece]

Enough of this nonsense!!:timeout: It's

[STEED]

Monty Python's flying circus time :DL

[Reece]

Whee!! Kaloo!! Kalay!! How about

[STEED]

Spam chips spam spam spam

[Reece]

Jim was so excited he

[STEED]

Landed on the Moon quickly

[Cyborg322]

squatting over a tiny crater

[Jimbuna]

and pinched all the cheese

[Reece]

I'm trying to imagine that!!:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

you'd need a brain first

[Reece]

that's a nasty remark Jim!!:timeout:

[mapuc]

Nevertheless could it be true

[Aktungbby]

FORTUNATLY REECE HAS TWO BRAINS:Kaleun_Goofy: http://www.cnn.com/2010/OPINION/03/23/brizendine.male.brain/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2010/OPINION/03/23/brizendine.male.brain/index.html)

[Reece]

Nothing like a good spare

[Jimbuna]

tyre for the electric wheelchair

[Reece]

Jim's carcass keeps blowing out!:O:

https://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/7120e0f5122bc4e874a76299add37c0e?width=316

[Jimbuna]

of the pub next door

[Reece]

where mapuc passed out drunk:oops:

[Aktungbby]

from Pusser's https://d1osgs5rdqb11o.cloudfront.net/products/main/1862/1862.thm350.jpg and peppermint cordials:Kaleun_Cheers:https://cdn4.masterofmalt.com/syrups-and-cordials/p-2813/phillips-of-bristol/phillips-of-bristol-white-peppermint-old-english-alcoholic-cordial-syrups-and-cordials.jpg?ss=2.0

[mapuc]

mapuc was an appreciated person

[STEED]

Washing his armpits with booze

[Reece]

so Jim could lick them!! :dead:

(now that's just too gross, if you delete this Jim I wouldn't blame you!!)

[Aktungbby]

appreciated person ....THUS CLEARLY A DEPRECIATED PERSON

[Reece]

poor mapuc was so upset

[Jimbuna]

when Jim took his drink

[Reece]

and poured it over Aktungbby's

[Gerald]

Reece took his opportunity now

[Reece]

to sneak out the back

[Gerald]

while singing waltzing matilda again:yep:

[Jimbuna]

Now that the usual suspects

[Aktungbby]

MET AKTUNG AT THE BILABONG

[Jimbuna]

do I detect six words?

[STEED]

Wise Jim did and told

[Jimbuna]

the team to watch out

[STEED]

For the rule book rules. :ping: :) :ping:

[Reece]

otherwise Steve will be summoned :yep:

[Gerald]

to a meeting in Amazon

[Reece]

. Vendor joined the Navy and

[Gerald]

sailed through all seven seas:03:

[Reece]

and a few spares, suddenly

[Gerald]

appeared STEED and Reece up

[Reece]

on a pole after Jim

[Jimbuna]

who was monitoring the situation

[Reece]

lost his temper and smashed

[Jimbuna]

the world record for patience

[Gerald]

Guinness record, show a master

[Reece]

called Reece whipping Jim's butt :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and that was strike one

[Reece]

Vendor received 10 lashes when

[Jimbuna]

oh how I could answer :)

[Gerald]

say only yes or no

[Jimbuna]

say only yes or no

[Gerald]

Jim thought it was the

[Reece]

most sensual experience to be

[Gerald]

Reece,however he took the

[Jimbuna]

repetitive spamming more seriously now

[Reece]

and spat the dummy throwing

[Jimbuna]

all caution to the wind

[Gerald]

,the wind hit Reece's face:o

[Aktungbby]

AND HE CALLED IT MARIAH

[Jimbuna]

the blast from the past

[Gerald]

however, Aktung start to dig

[mapuc]

into mapuc's body, to find

[Gerald]

gold and the holy gral

[Jimbuna]

if only one could spell

[Gerald]

everything would be different then

(Grall):Kaleun_Wink:

[mapuc]

I'm standing in the corner

[Jimbuna]

next to the Holy Grail

[Reece]

leaning on a lamp post

[Aktungbby]

Thinking ''let there be light!'I

[Reece]

but it remained pitch black :yep:

[Aktungbby]

'CAUSE GOD TURNED HIS BACK

[Reece]

and smote Jim by mistake!! :o

[Eichhörnchen]

He was aiming for Eichhörnchen

[Reece]

who ran away laughing, Jim

[Jimbuna]

was king of the hill

[Catfish]

, but this anthill's inhabitants

[Jimbuna]

was written with four words

[Reece]

so Catfish was arrested and

[Catfish]

was written with four words
(but 's is a word)

[mapuc]

Back to the school, to

[Jimbuna]

learn a little basic arithmatic

[mapuc]

Reece went to school, only

[Aktungbby]

to polish his teacher's apple

[Reece]

, she was a beautiful woman :yep:

[Jimbuna]

looking nothing like ugly Reece

[Gerald]

,at the same time, took

[Reece]

to Reece and kissed him!:up:

[Jimbuna]

All limitations are self imposed

[Gerald]

Certainly, but Reece had ideas

[Aktungbby]

AND IGNORED CLINT'S PRIMARY AXIOM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VrFV5r8cs0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VrFV5r8cs0)

[Reece]

and insulted Jim like this:

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11112/111127013/4145280-yosemite+sam+%26+bugs+bunny+-+hare+trimmed+%28pistols+at+ten+paces%29+%28low%29 .flv.gif

[Jimbuna]

Imagination is greater than detail

[Reece]

but you just never know!:oops::o

[Jimbuna]

when the hammer will fall

[Reece]

and hit Vendor's toes "WHAM!"

[Gerald]

.Reece was in a nightclub

[Jimbuna]

tripping to the light fantastic

[Aktungbby]

IN BALLET TIGHTS AND SLIPPERS :doh:

[mapuc]

A terrible sight it was

[Reece]

like "Nightmare on Elm Street" :o

[Jimbuna]

seen through a meat grinder

[Gerald]

making it look like an

[Reece]

old deserted sausage factory that

[Gerald]

belongs to Jim and Reece:hmmm:

[Reece]

Jim handled the fat ones :o:doh:

[Gerald]

this is an awesome hot:)

[mapuc]

Story, where will it end

[Gerald]

ya never know,but there

[Reece]

is a climax building, Vendor

[Gerald]

and Reece meet in Canberra

[Jimbuna]

and support one anothers spamming

[Reece]

on Subsim, Jim is outraged

[Jimbuna]

calling for a stewards enquiry

[Reece]

Reece and Vendor were subpoenaed

[Jimbuna]

to attend the local asylum

[Gerald]

and its gradual transformation into

[Aktungbby]

AN ELDER CARE DEMENTIA FACILITY

[Jimbuna]

for those clearly in need

[Aktungbby]

UNDER AKTUNG'S LOCK AND KEY

[Jimbuna]

keeper of male chastity belts

[Gerald]

cheap and high quality product

[Aktungbby]

cheap and high quality product

keeper of male chastity belts

ISSUED FROM A DEPENDS BOX

[Reece]

Then a successful asylum escape

[Jimbuna]

tunnelling through to STEEDS hovel

[Reece]

STEED was not amused and

[Jimbuna]

dropped his fraudulent jobseekers claim

[mapuc]

as President Trump Stand-in

[Reece]

but the gullible people believed

[mapuc]

STEED was the real Trump

[Jimbuna]

the rotund body was genuine

[Gerald]

for dry and sensitive skin,

[Reece]

and his speeches were like

[Jimbuna]

a load of crazy gibberish

[Reece]

but the people loved it :yep:

[Jimbuna]

those of insane disposition perhaps

[Reece]

like Vendor and mapuc, then

[Jimbuna]

a ginger village idiot escaped

[Aktungbby]

WEARING RED 'BULLPEN' DULUTH SKIVVIES https://d38lmus20vhzyd.cloudfront.net/image.aspx/MjAxNzI5MTQxMTMzMzYwNQ/media/images/products/56209_BCR.jpg-65x65 (https://d38lmus20vhzyd.cloudfront.net/image.aspx/MjAxNzI5MTQxMTMzMzYwNQ/media/images/products/56209_BCR.jpg-1500x1500):yeah:

[Reece]

Aktungbby was obviously turned on :yep:

[Aktungbby]

Indeed! Rising to the occasion

[Reece]

he saluted and grabbed a

[Aktungbby]

nearby toadying sycophant by his

[Reece]

testicles and squeezed until he

[Jimbuna]

could feel them go pop

[Reece]

oh the pain cried Zachary!!:oops:

[Aktungbby]

DISMALLY CONTEMPLATING HIS SUDDEN DISFUNCTION

[Cyborg322]

only firing blanks from now

[Reece]

only firing blanks from now

on but at least he

[Jimbuna]

enjoyed looking at the targets

[Reece]

one of them was Jim :o

[Jimbuna]

riding a tall white stallion

[Reece]

with a huge grin, this

[Gerald]

was waited and the audience

[Reece]

threw pies at him!! Jim

[Jimbuna]

definitely ate all the pies

[Gerald]

and pride ourselves in producing

[Reece]

toilets to handle the mess!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

left on the message board

[Reece]

in big writing was quote "

[Gerald]

that will make you feel

[Jimbuna]

like an idiot spouting rubbish

[Reece]

" said Jim to Vendor. Later

[Gerald]

Reece was packed his car
(http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/member.php?u=212662)

[Cyborg322]

with English Grammer Joke books

[Reece]

his friend Spock said "Fascinating!"

[Gerald]

however, Reece take the train

[Reece]

however it was rather heavy

[Jimbuna]

with lots of grammatical errors

[Reece]

Suddenly Vendor saw a hole

[Gerald]

Jim come to rescue and

[Reece]

put his finger in it :oops:

[Jimbuna]

thus preventing the usual inane

[Reece]

remarks. Then Vendor decided to

[Jimbuna]

go for a long trip

[Reece]

the antarctic for some sunbathing

[Jimbuna]

and a spot of fishing

[Gerald]

Jim show up for lunch

[Reece]

but it was frozen solid

[Jimbuna]

which was just as well

[Reece]

because it was moldy and

[Gerald]

not for eating,but Reece

[Jimbuna]

only fit for animal consumption