The Five Word Story Game

[Reece]

Aktung is a naughty boy!! :hmph:

[Aktungbby]

I thought names were one word per your own rule:k_confused:

[Reece]

2 names linked in italics such as Adolf Hitler is counted as one word/name.

commodiously is a word, commodiously situated with Nelson's Blood apârìtïfs is six words! :yep: This would be correct:

commodiously situated with Nelson's Blood apârìtïfs

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better to use English though

[blackswan40]

So Nelson drunk Bloody Marys :roll::o:roll:

[Jimbuna]

nothing beats rum and pep

[Reece]

served at the local pub! :yep:

[blackswan40]

Happy hour two for one :o:yeah::o

[Jimbuna]

was always a crowd pleaser

[Reece]

until Swanny dropped a stinker!! :k_confused:

[blackswan40]

Buna's fault he bought round :doh: :Kaleun_Sick::doh:

[Reece]

Jim's hair turned gray and

[blackswan40]

Fell out in huge clumps

[Jimbuna]

if only he had any

[Reece]

Jim polished and buffed it :D

[Jimbuna]

making it look suspiciously like

[Reece]

making it look suspiciously like

a bowling ball with cap!! :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

fit for a kings head

[blackswan40]

Wig holder for a queen

[Reece]

Yes!! a drag queen, suddenly

[blackswan40]

Aktung arrived as diva divine

[Reece]

trying to lure Jim but

[Jimbuna]

he made a fundamental mistake

[Reece]

Jim was a cop so

[Jimbuna]

he soon found himself arrested

[Aktungbby]

cuffed, shackeled, buggerd and lashed:yeah:

[Jimbuna]

enjoyment was had by all

[Aktungbby]

by the 'ee' and 'er':O:

[Reece]

Suddenly lightning bolts struck Aktungbby :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Aktungbby]

recharging his depleted pacemaker batteries

[Reece]

but blew his legs off!! :o

[Aktungbby]

whilst straightening his hammer toes

[Reece]

with a hammer, no wonder

[blackswan40]

Toenails turned black fell off

[Jimbuna]

and fed the fire ants

[Reece]

even they puked them up!! :doh:

[Aktungbby]

"while marching one by one"

[Reece]

they attacked Aktung, he ran

[Aktungbby]

swiftly down into the ground

[blackswan40]

London underground caught tube and

[Aktungbby]

down out of the rain

[Jimbuna]

came even more fire ants

[Reece]

the whole process started again!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

what a spectacle it was

[blackswan40]

With Ants in his pants

[Jimbuna]

he started a new dance

[Reece]

he started a new dance

even Elvis was jealous, Swanny

[Jimbuna]

can't dance, two left feet

[blackswan40]

But can eyeup the Crumpet :yep:

[Aktungbby]

he fed to his hot strumpet

[Jimbuna]

and danced the night away

[Reece]

Jim said "ENOUGH!!!" then clouted

[blackswan40]

Swanny for stepping on toes

[Reece]

but Swanny smiled saying "MORE!!" :o:doh:

[blackswan40]

Swanny likes slap and tickle :doh::roll::doh:

[Jimbuna]

when the lights go out

[Aktungbby]

...and buggery and lash ensues:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

on an almost daily basis

[blackswan40]

Buna opened guilty pleasures room

[Reece]

and whipped Swanny's ass good!! :up:

[Jimbuna]

Reece was next in line

[Aktungbby]

preferring more buggery; less lash!??:shucks::03:

[blackswan40]

Aktung paid a years membership :yep::arrgh!::yep:

[Jimbuna]

for every member of Subsim

[Reece]

to whip his butt daily :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Aktungbby]

totally adoring his " Lash LaRues"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/48/Lash_Larue_Western_2.jpg

[Jimbuna]

was a commonly held misconception

[blackswan40]

Try spanking pads metal studs :timeout: :doh::timeout:

[Jimbuna]

only if you do first

[Reece]

Swanny tried them out but

[blackswan40]

Yelped like a puppy Jim

[Reece]

tried with a leather belt!! :yep::oops:

[Jimbuna]

but that didn't work either

[Reece]

so he used his fists!! :up:

[Jimbuna]

in order to beat his

[Aktungbby]

recalcitrant minions into toadying obeisance!:Kaleun_Mad:

[Jimbuna]

is weird sort of comment

[Aktungbby]

exactly what this thread's about!:doh::O::shucks:

[Jimbuna]

well, if you say so

[Reece]

He's a lost case Jim!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

exactly what this thread's about!:doh::O::shucks:

He's a lost case Jim!! :yep:Who 'apostrophes' six word' posts!:Kaleun_Goofy:

[Reece]

It's still a word AK. :Kaleun_Goofy: (it's nice) :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Never one to miss a

[Reece]

stern talking to, Aktungbby sobbed!! :wah:

[blackswan40]

Swanny put the kettle on

[Jimbuna]

the element and electrocuted himself

[blackswan40]

smoke came out of nose

[Jimbuna]

as well as his ears

[Reece]

and his hairy backside too!! :D

[Jimbuna]

cheeks too hot to handle

[blackswan40]

Swanny needs CPR any volunteers

[Aktungbby]

get rid of DNR card!:O:

[Jimbuna]

and pay the vets bill

[Aktungbby]

and quit wagging yer tail:O:

[Jimbuna]

at the bitch next door

[Aktungbby]

suffering from fire hydrant envy

[Jimbuna]

better that than a colostomy

[blackswan40]

If free swanny wants one

[Reece]

it is!! Swanny gets one!! :yeah:

[blackswan40]

Ten Thousand flies also like :yep:

[Reece]

the colostomy bag - mmm yummy!! :dead:

[Jimbuna]

time for some warm lunch

[Reece]

mmm, delicious Swanny said, then

[blackswan40]

He had a tummy wobble

[Reece]

he heaved and heaved untill

[blackswan40]

liquid carrot vomit littered carpet

[Jimbuna]

and the billiard table too

[Reece]

What a predicament!! Swanny tried

[Aktungbby]

to be right on cue

[Reece]

but failed, Aktungbby beat him!! :o

[Aktungbby]

right on cue...with cue

[Reece]

Swanny cried to his mommy :wah:

[nikimcbee]

Indian cricket will rule the

[blackswan40]

Maiden overs none crippled many :D:yeah::D

[Reece]

that went over my head!! :doh:

[nikimcbee]

Oz cricket? The Barmy Army

[Jimbuna]

are top dogs this year

[Reece]

I hear they have fleas!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

much better them than crabs

[Reece]

. One day, Niki decided to

[Aktungbby]

to finally contribute to Wiki

[Reece]

he won first prize for

[Jimbuna]

being an ugly looking dwarf

[Reece]

until Aktungbby showed up, he

[Jimbuna]

won the scariest person prize

[Aktungbby]

by simply appearing as sober

[Jimbuna]

as the fishermans wifes cat

[Reece]

smelly, ratty, full of scabs :doh: :O:

[Aktungbby]

worse than truck-stop lot-lizards

[Reece]

Swanny said mmm, kiss me!! :oops:

[Aktungbby]

Lot-lizards never kiss...they nibble:yep::nope::timeout:

[Jimbuna]

they also gnaw at times

[Reece]

on their own flesh, especially

[Jimbuna]

when the lights go out

[Reece]

then the kinky stuff starts!! :oops::o

[Jimbuna]

but only inside your head

[blackswan40]

bitter and twisted mind Jim :yep:

[Jimbuna]

the same as their toenails :)

[blackswan40]

Aktungs teachings of easily led

[Jimbuna]

choir boys into the crypt

[blackswan40]

Before or after evening Song

[Reece]

with Jim and Reece was

[Aktungbby]

better with those castrated sopranos:D

[Reece]

the high pitch shattered all

[blackswan40]

even the stained glass windows :yep:

[Jimbuna]

that were actually stained with

[Reece]

blood from vampire Jim's victims :o:k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

window cleaner was not happy

[Reece]

so Jim fanged the cleaner :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

and gave Reece his job

[Reece]

Reece went after Swanny and

[Jimbuna]

poked him with a stick

[blackswan40]

Swanny's scared of heights Jim

[Jimbuna]

strap on an unused parachute

[blackswan40]

Aktungs got strap on Jim :yep::oops::yep:

[Aktungbby]

pleaded no joy; sore knees:O:

[Jimbuna]

and a delightful set of

[Reece]

rosy red cheeks, Jim blushed :oops:

[Jimbuna]

then mounted his speedy steed

[Reece]

Hi Ho Tin Foil away! :D

[Jimbuna]

all hands to the pumps

[blackswan40]

Swanny Aktung served the bar

[Reece]

selling warm beer and cigarettes

[Jimbuna]

to those definitely under age

[Reece]

like Swanny and Aktung staggering

[Aktungbby]

infamously on this particular day

[Reece]

infamously on this particular day
of prohibition, the Feds raided

[blackswan40]

Swanny Aktung back to cells :yep:

[Reece]

they each got 20 lashings

[Jimbuna]

and two rashers of bacon

[Reece]

Swanny puked the bacon up

[blackswan40]

Swanny the new slop jockey

[Jimbuna]

as he stared in amazement

[blackswan40]

At the new cleaning rota

[Jimbuna]

had him on duty continuously

[Reece]

cleaning the toilet blocks! Later

[Jimbuna]

it would be Reece's turn

[Reece]

thankfully Jim took over!! :Kaleun_Applaud: Whew!!

[Jimbuna]

what a lucky let off

[Reece]

Jim's revenge came on Swanny

[blackswan40]

Your skipping breakfast dinner tea :yep:

[Jimbuna]

for the next six weeks

[Reece]

Swanny sobbed for days until

[blackswan40]

Aktung smuggled BLT swanny beamed :D:up::D

[Jimbuna]

smiling like a cheshire cat

[Reece]

but the food was rotten!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

so Reece scoffed it all

[Reece]

down Jim's throat, he cried!! :wah:

[Jimbuna]

with laughter as Reece choked

[blackswan40]

Swanny performed the heimlich maneuver

[Jimbuna]

which simply broke Reece's back

[Reece]

but Jim kissed it better!! :up:

[blackswan40]

With a cat and ninetails :yep::arrgh!::yep:

[Reece]

Yeh!! that hit the spot! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

left a few scars too

[Reece]

Yes a real 'He' man!! :Kaleun_Applaud:

[blackswan40]

Turns into sheman at weekends :yep:

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=12627

[Jimbuna]

and a muppet on Mondays

[Reece]

however Swanny kissed sheman secretly :Kaleun_Sick:

[blackswan40]

Shemans well tastie through beergoggles :()1::cool::/\\k:

[Reece]

Aktungbby tried to cut in

[Jimbuna]

at the local barn dance

[Aktungbby]

with ala-man left and dosey-do:D

[Jimbuna]

looking on at the exhibition

[Aktungbby]

of clog heels, plaid frocks

[Jimbuna]

and torn and stained underwear

[Aktungbby]

that twirlin' prominadin' weakens bladders:oops:

[Jimbuna]

most definitely at your age

[Aktungbby]

DEPENDSTM on yer point o'view!:shucks:

[Jimbuna]

whilst maintaining a sufficient distance

[Aktungbby]

from the golden rainbow's arch:timeout:

[blackswan40]

filmed downunder dorothy's skirt Jim

[Reece]

that's disgusting and crude Swanny!! :doh::O:

[Aktungbby]

only if ruby red heels touch!:O: :yeah:https://i.gifer.com/NpHz.gif

[Jimbuna]

will there be a catastrophe

[Reece]

only if Aktungbby spanks Swanny :oops:

[blackswan40]

from Aktungs red shoe diarys :yep::oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

the ones he keeps hidden

[Reece]

.

**News Flash** Putin decides to

[Aktungbby]

wear shirts when riding horseback

[Reece]

with color pictures of himself :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

kissing an ugly old woman

[Aktungbby]

not babushkas with dead sons!:o

[Jimbuna]

well, each to their own

[Reece]

his horse bucked him off :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

what a sight to behold

[Reece]

he landed in a steamy

[Jimbuna]

pile of hay and manure

[Reece]

he stank terribly :Kaleun_Sick:people cheered

[Jimbuna]

when Reece also fell in

[Reece]

pulling Jim down with him!! :k_confused:

[Aktungbby]

fortunately: 'in-'n-down' ain't 'zackly "in-'n-out"!:o:doh::timeout:

[Aktungbby]

when Reece also fell in

pulling Jim down with him!! :k_confused:fortunately, 'in-'n-down' don't mean "in-'n-out"!!?:o:doh::timeout::/\\k:...with apologies to that "Minnesota Nice" outlaw: Jane Russel!!:yeah: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/80/Jane_Russell_in_The_Outlaw_cropped.jpg

[blackswan40]

Swanny would'nt mind being russled :yep:

[Aktungbby]

alas, only his .45 shoots :03:

[Jimbuna]

blanks we all know that

[Reece]

but atleast it still shoots!! :D

[Jimbuna]

then eats and then leaves

[blackswan40]

Back later for seconds Jim :D:doh::D

[Jimbuna]

caught Reece at it again

[Reece]

driving like a maniac!! Suddenly

[Aktungbby]

beer wagon's wheel horse farted https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRKjHhF2hhITzgKXMmItBOR5zBc0SFYe S-PZg&usqp=CAU

[Reece]

Jim got the full benefit!! :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Aktungbby]

Bud he wasn't much weiser:O:

[Reece]

Jim turned green then puked!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

all over Reece yet again

[Reece]

Aktungbby lapped it up thankfully!! :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

lobster was on the menu

[Reece]

now Jim puked on Aktungbby!! :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

never in a million years

[blackswan40]

all was quiet newyears day