The Five Word Story Game

[Reece]

they both looked cute hugging

[Mr Quatro]

the blow up transgender doll :o

[Reece]

Causing an erotic response, they

[Jimbuna]

retired to STEEDS cave dwelling

[BossMark]

for pie and chips, and

[Reece]

later a nice creamy desert!! :doh:

[Jimbuna]

served on a bed of

[Reece]

nails, STEED's naked body jumped

[Jimbuna]

was full of brown warts

[Reece]

that started to fester, BossMark

[BossMark]

looked on in shock, so

[Mr Quatro]

,but EMT's couldn't separate them :hmmm:

[Reece]

So STEED and BossMark dated

[Jimbuna]

a fresh can of worms

[Mr Quatro]

caught a big mouth bass :yep:

[Reece]

that looked like Jim!! :haha:
Sorry!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

was his last dying word

[Reece]

STEED came to the rescue :yeah:

[STEED]

With a big cheese pancake

[Jimbuna]

fit only for a king

[STEED]

King Jim the 2nd was

[Jimbuna]

better than the first king

[Reece]

both assassinated by King BossMark! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

whose footie team failed repeatedly

[Reece]

explaining well the assassinations - Temper!! :yep:

[Mr Quatro]

Steed said he did it :yep:

[Reece]

with a smile and brandishing

[BossMark]

a very large fish and

[Jimbuna]

a packet of jellied eels

[Reece]

Jim tucked in gorging himself!! :o:oops:

[BossMark]

right until he was feeling

[Reece]

queasy then he threw up http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

a forged double headed coin

[Mr Quatro]

Worth over $30,000 on ebay :yep:

[Jimbuna]

but only $1 on SubSim

[Mr Quatro]

Reece would give you $2 :yep:

[Aktungbby]

for two buck Chuck chardonnay

[Jimbuna]

was on special this week

[Reece]

STEED paid for a dozen!! :oops::doh:

[Aktungbby]

for his 'gaff's' front yard:O:

[Reece]

for his 'gaff's' front yard:O:

Aktungbby woke from his dream :oops:

[Mr Quatro]

A very messy wet dream :haha:

[Aktungbby]

regarding Ms Quatro's next plateau:O::Kaleun_Goofy::Kaleun_Party:

[Mr Quatro]

Oh no Wiley Coyote speaks :yep:

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[Aktungbby]

a perverse ACME of shenanigans :Kaleun_Salivating: https://i.pinimg.com/474x/91/c9/8a/91c98a43de78e8cd7f0589bcf8392dc1--cartoon-pics-cartoon-characters.jpg https://storage.googleapis.com/thehundreds/media/2018/09/acme-rocket-powered-roller-skates-1024x381.jpghttps://thehundreds.com/blogs/content/looney-tunes-acme-products-that-somehow-made-their-way-to-the-real-world (https://thehundreds.com/blogs/content/looney-tunes-acme-products-that-somehow-made-their-way-to-the-real-world)

[Reece]

Mr Quatro placed a bomb under

[BossMark]

Wiley Coyote, who then ran

[Reece]

under Aktungbby . . . WHAM!! beep beep!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

and it was all over

[Reece]

^ :har:
One sunny morning STEED was

[Catfish]

mowing the lawn in front

[Reece]

of a really classy dame

[Aktungbby]

HE WISHED HE COULD GAFF:O:

[Jimbuna]

but lacking correctly functioning equipment

[Mr Quatro]

To Steed's dismay blue pill :oops:

[Reece]

To Steed's dismay blue pill :oops:

made his nose grow long!! :doh:

[Aktungbby]

delighting an adept 'classy' dame:doh:

[Reece]

she stroked his nose briskly :o

[Jimbuna]

before being drenched by snot

[Reece]

:har::har:
Oh yeh baby STEED said!! :doh:

[Jimbuna]

"give it all to me"

[Reece]

after a few more rubs

[Jimbuna]

his long nose fell off

[Aktungbby]

SADLY CONCLUDING HIS SCHNOZZGAFFING PECCADILLOS:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

and consigning him to oblivion

[Mr Quatro]

Steed vowed to be back :yep:

[Jimbuna]

after his gender change operation

[Aktungbby]

CHEERED BY CLASSY DAME'S NOSEGAY:shucks:

[Reece]

His changed his mind because

[Mr Quatro]

Steed's doctor was a fraud :yep:

[Reece]

STEED found blue pills worked

[Mr Quatro]

when locked in his bathroom :yep:

[Catfish]

the pill touched the toiletbrush

[Reece]

causing the brush to stiffen

[Jimbuna]

like an upright flag pole

[Reece]

The classy Dame grabbed it

[Jimbuna]

with both her chubby paws

[STEED]

Causing a landslide election victory...

[Mr Quatro]

Joy gushed forth from Steed :yep:

[STEED]

The Reece party had won.

[Mr Quatro]

Jim demanded a hand count :o

[STEED]

Reece said pot noodle jim?

[Reece]

Jim said stuff the EU

[BossMark]

so much it went up

[Reece]

and came out of mouth!! :o:doh::oops:

[BossMark]

and blow all over parliment

[Reece]

everyone was covered, especially Jeremy

[Jimbuna]

the tramp from Islington North

[Reece]

STEED just grinned and grabbed

[Jimbuna]

at his trouser fly zipper

[BossMark]

while running away from a

[Aktungbby]

horny, classy blue pill saleswoman

[Mr Quatro]

She tricked Steed into taking

[BossMark]

all his belongings to the

[STEED]

BBC as they bought everything.

[mapuc]

Next it was broadcasted to

[Reece]

the world that mapuc was

[Jimbuna]

actually STEED dressed in drag

[Aktungbby]

WHILST EATING A CLASSY DANISH

[STEED]

Sexy number, jim liked it.

[BossMark]

so much that went and

[Jimbuna]

bought a packet of chips

[BossMark]

and mushy peas made of

[Jimbuna]

the finest of the crop

[Mr Quatro]

looked like pea soup, but :o

[Reece]

actually eating pig swill, BossMark

[BossMark]

went out for a pint

[Reece]

of the stuff and poured

[Jimbuna]

it all over his bib

[Aktungbby]

TO LICK AT IT ...BIBULOUSLY:yeah:

[Reece]

his tongue became hairy and

[Mr Quatro]

Boss Mark swallowed turpentine removing

[Reece]

the gunk, then he puked

[BossMark]

all over the place, which

[Reece]

ended up on Jim's lap!! :oops:

[BossMark]

who then decided to go

[Jimbuna]

to watch TOON beat Leeds

[STEED]

By nuking them before running.

[Reece]

TOON lost and Jim cried :yep:

[STEED]

Dam useless cheap russian nukes.

[Reece]

a second attempt was made

[Mr Quatro]

ending in shame for both :yep:

[Jimbuna]

sides of the gender pay

[Reece]

STEED said "Isn't everything wonderful" :D

[Mr Quatro]

Looking up from his knees :o

[Reece]

aroused he decided to spank

[BossMark]

his teddy bear which was

[Reece]

worn from previous spankings, suddenly

[BossMark]

it started to turn on

[Jimbuna]

a series of flashing lights

[Reece]

a series of flashing lights
and swinging arms, STEED smiled

[Mr Quatro]

untill his batteries ran low

[Jimbuna]

and his head fell off

[Aktungbby]

still muttering:"will I dream?":O:

[Mr Quatro]

after taking my sleeping pill?

[mapuc]

Suddenly he was the talented

[Jimbuna]

little fairy queen of Mongolia

[Mr Quatro]

Who can top that one? :up:

[Jimbuna]

Only STEED has the answer

[Reece]

STEED cherished these snide remarks

[Aktungbby]

; the only love he'd known

[Reece]

kinda sad really, I'm gonna :wah:

[BossMark]

cry over a small thing

[Jimbuna]

he keeps in his trousers

[Reece]

until it is unleashed then

[Mr Quatro]

Steed was required to show

[Jimbuna]

proof of having a brain

[BossMark]

which was rather interesting because

[Aktungbby]

his smaller trousers brain objected

[Mr Quatro]

We should pick on Aktungbby :yep:

[Mr Quatro]

Talking to myself again, uh?

[Mr Quatro]

We pick on Steed 2much :yep:

[Aktungbby]

reflecting :subsim:'s unrelenting 'tender mercies':k_confused:

[Reece]

Whoops!! Aktungbby's pants fell down!! :oops:

[Aktungbby]

REVEALING LESS THAN TENDER MERCIES:doh:

[Reece]

Mr Quatro pointed and laughed until

[Jimbuna]

people picked on STEED again

[Reece]

Mostly Jim, others loved STEED! :O:

[Jimbuna]

with a very hot passion

[Reece]

especially Aktungbby, he loved playing

[STEED]

In his big fast boat.

[Reece]

that he gave to STEED :salute:

[Mr Quatro]

BREAKING NEWS! Aktungbby's boat sunk :yep:

[Aktungbby]

...so Aktung walked on water:shucks:

[Jimbuna]

just like in the story

[Aktungbby]

his 'dolphin' achieving great 'porpoise':arrgh!:

[STEED]

By not paying its bills.

[Aktungbby]

buggery and cruel lashings notwithstanding

[Mr Quatro]

Fined 10,000 quid for cleanup :yep:

[Reece]

Aktungbby couldn't pay therefore jailed. :yep:

[Aktungbby]

SETTING OFF AN INTERNATIONAL OUTCRY:O: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?pictureid=10408&albumid=815&dl=1560487579&thumb=1 (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/album.php?albumid=815&pictureid=10408)

[STEED]

And appearing in Coronation Street. :hmmm:


(For the rest of the world long standing british soap opera)

[Jimbuna]

a soap STEED starred in

[Reece]

and co-starred Jim, Aktungbby was

[Jimbuna]

cast as a family pet

[Aktungbby]

WEARING HIS WIFE'S SPIKEY COLLAR:O:

[Mr Quatro]

but the dog catcher Reece

[Aktungbby]

CAME RIGHT TO THE POINT(S):O: https://www.all-about-pitbull-dog-breed.com/images/spiked-dog-collar-for-pitbull-3-rows-spikes.jpg (https://www.all-about-pitbull-dog-breed.com/pictures-from-customers-c-22/leather-spiked-dog-collar-3-rows-spiked-dog-collar-for-pitbulls-p-476.html)

[Reece]

locking Aktungby in the pound! :yep:

[Mr Quatro]

On no! Not the pound :o

[Reece]

Yes!! Aktungbby jumped the fence

[BossMark]

and landed in a pile

[Jimbuna]

of old rusty meccano pieces

[BossMark]

which was quite a surprise

[Reece]

now he had festered cuts

[Jimbuna]

to all of his extremities

[Reece]

BossMark had pity and kissed

[Jimbuna]

the ugliest woman in town

[Reece]

STEED said what about me?? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

whilst puckering his lips invitingly

[Mr Quatro]

Steed kissed a tree instead :oops:

[BossMark]

which was quite a surprise

[Reece]

but got a few splinters :o

or:

News Headline: "inappropriate tree axed"

[Jimbuna]

Never one to be trusted

[BossMark]

Reece decided to go out

[Reece]

with BossMark on our motorcycles, :yep:

[Jimbuna]

actually they were three wheelers

[Reece]

and got up to 100MPH :up:

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[Mr Quatro]

But BossMark had no insurance :o

[BossMark]

so the police was not

[Gerald]

happy, but Reece pay the

[Reece]

police a bribe that failed

[BossMark]

so along came Jim who

[Jimbuna]

noticed the nuisance had returned

[Reece]

so he flogged him with

[Mr Quatro]

with Jim's cat of nine tails

[Reece]

from his sex toys chest :o:oops:

[Mr Quatro]

Did Reece spell that right? :D

[Aktungbby]

with Jim's cat of nine tails

from his sex toys chest :o:oops:resurrecting: lash first; buggery second:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

best thing since sliced bread

[Aktungbby]

; splicing the mainbrace having abated:wah:

[Jimbuna]

all senses of basic logic

[Aktungbby]

enhanced by tots of grog

[Jimbuna]

and a pretty hot curry

[Reece]

have gone overboard, Aktungbby laughed

[Aktungbby]

his stride exceeding gangplank's length:oops: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0d/Pyle_pirate_plank_edited.jpg/800px-Pyle_pirate_plank_edited.jpg

[Reece]

then over he went - spadoonch!! :doh:

[Mr Quatro]

Landing on a wave rider :yep:

[Reece]

watch out for that big :o

[BossMark]

shark that looked like Reece

[Jimbuna]

in a rather fetching tutu

[Reece]

the raunchy shark kissed Aktungby

[STEED]

Hubba hubba let's get snogging

[Reece]

at first Aktungby was shocked

[Jimbuna]

at STEEDS ability to type

[Mr Quatro]

of spell using one finger :yep:

[Jimbuna]

jammed up his rear end

[Aktungbby]

in case his DEPENDS failed:oops:

[Reece]

discovering he liked it there!! :doh::oops:

[Mr Quatro]

So much he took selfie :o

[Reece]

then posted it on Facebook!! :dead:

[Aktungbby]

before staggering to his proctologist:k_confused:

[Reece]

Mr Quatro was so taken he

[BossMark]

fell out of the window

[Mr Quatro]

took over dose sleeping pills :yep:

[STEED]

And decided Trump is cool.

[Jimbuna]

as a frozen ice pop

[Reece]

now has Trumps picture framed :up:

[BossMark]

on his dart board, so

[Jimbuna]

much more would be possible

[Reece]

the picture of Trumps backside

[Aktungbby]

WENT VIRAL IN PLAYGIRL MAGAZINE:k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

for those seriously in need

[Mr Quatro]

Breaking news: Atungbby reads Playgirl :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and is a lifelong subscriber

[Aktungbby]

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=767&pictureid=7639when not visiting Jimbuna's LadyBoysBankok!!! O:

[Mr Quatro]

Crusing for brusing messing w/Jimbuna :o

[Reece]

Jim copied Aktungby's spoiler picture

[Aktungbby]

marveling Aktung's long bilgerat's memory:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Reece]

pasted it on his bedhead. :yep: