The Five Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

When the wind blows from

[STEED]

south washing away blue wrappers

[Jimbuna]

from the local paper shop

[STEED]

Trump said stop the wind

[Jimbuna]

and I'll blow that bit harder

[STEED]

Reece farted at the wind

[mapuc]

which turned mapuc's face green

[STEED]

As he wanted to fart

[Thresher]

but he was plugged with

[Reece]

a cork that STEED held

[STEED]

STEED uncorked mapuc's bottom....WOOSH!!!!

[Reece]

a blast so powerful that

[STEED]

It blew the sun out

[Aktungbby]

while Aktung sucked a Corona

[Jimbuna]

that was orbiting the moon

[Aktungbby]

shining dully with limed light

[STEED]

Reading 50 shades of grey.

[mapuc]

fainted when he had reached

[Reece]

the stratosphere , now the descent!!:dead:

[Jimbuna]

was totally out of control

[Reece]

mapuc just smiled and saluted :salute:

[mapuc]

to Jim the almighty who

[Reece]

stood there picking his nose

[Jimbuna]

with a stick of celery

[mapuc]

, while thinking to be or

[Reece]

not to be sane, then

[mapuc]

a voice from above said

[Reece]

Jim!! . . . "I pronounce you - Insane"!!:O:

[Jimbuna]

"only Reece is worse though"

[mapuc]

Reece tried to convince everyone

[Aktungbby]

being 'blaster' to Jim's 'master' :haha:https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/09/78/f2/0978f21f52a72172ab1cfd35ee214e0f--apocalyptic-movies-sf-movies.jpg

[Reece]

and as Jim's master I

[Jimbuna]

polish his boots every day

[STEED]

And kissed his big butt.

[Reece]

then STEED whipped it hard

[Jimbuna]

with a wet lettuce leaf

[Reece]

wrapped around a policeman's baton!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

. Some people are so irrational

[STEED]

Mean while in a galaxy...

[mapuc]

very very close to the

[STEED]

Butt crack of a famous

[Reece]

female actress was a cluster

[mapuc]

meanwhile in a pink sub

[Jimbuna]

none of this makes sense

[Reece]

so let's start again!!
Hi,

[Gerald]

Reece how are ya today?

[Reece]

not bad Vendor, did you

[Gerald]

drinking your morning tea,yes

[Aktungbby]

whilst mooching your strumpet's crumpets

[Reece]

but I choked on it

[Jimbuna]

too much early morning gibberish

[Reece]

Been sipping grandpa's whiskey Jim?:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

mostly grandmas diesel electric lightning

[Reece]

probably an enlightening experience though!:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

only if you're rocket powered

[Reece]

that explains STEED's butt, hmm,

[Jimbuna]

what a load of bollocks

[Reece]

STEED said, then left a

[Jimbuna]

suspicious looking brown stinky stain

[Gerald]

begin to appear on our

[Reece]

unwashed undies, obviously it was

[Jimbuna]

the work of the Devil

[Aktungbby]

or some other fallen angel

[Fubar2Niner]

,or perhaps Mr Bollocks himself ?

[Reece]

What ever the cause STEED

[STEED]

Exploded yet again wonder why?

[Reece]

He slapped Jim so hard

[STEED]

Jim begged for more slapping

[Reece]

but STEED was heart broken

[STEED]

That jim wanted a jelly

[Fubar2Niner]

and peanut butter sandwhich.... YUK !!!!

[Reece]

with oily sardines no less!!!:doh:

[mapuc]

It goes down with help

[STEED]

From elephants testicles washed down

[Thresher]

with a short glass of

[Reece]

brandy, then rum, then whiskey!!!:up:

[STEED]

Jim was on a roll.

[Fubar2Niner]

Filled with spam and chillies

[STEED]

^:haha: I don't know why but that made me laugh.

OK back to it...

Smothered it hot runny cheese.

[Reece]

The roll was obviously huge :yep:

[Gerald]

leap on to the crowd

[Reece]

Jim's weight crushed them:o

[STEED]

Half the world crushed to

[Reece]

think that the Martians were

[Jimbuna]

living in bed and breakfast

[STEED]

Full of beef cakes and

[Reece]

coffee, oh well - Tuck in!!

[Jimbuna]

said the soft cuddly lobster

[STEED]

Plotting to take the cake

[mapuc]

to Vendor's hideout and

[STEED]

Cover him in whipped cream.

[Reece]

An idea hit me, I

[Jimbuna]

want to experience it first"

[mapuc]

with my inner child who

[Von Due]

is still thrilled silly by

[STEED]

Wet farts and going nuts

[Reece]

so STEED gave a demo

[Jimbuna]

of dancing in frilly knickers

[mapuc]

other Subsim member was amused

[STEED]

STEED said suck my knickers. :03:

[Reece]

and Jim obliged leaving a

[STEED]

big hole in them as

[Reece]

his teeth tore through, then

[Jimbuna]

all of the Kings horses

[Reece]

attacked STEED, he ran but

[Jimbuna]

tripped over his trailing tongue

[Aktungbby]

normally used for licking wounds

[Reece]

unfortunately his tongue festered and

[STEED]

Snapped off landing on Trump

[Reece]

who started to chew it!!:dead:

[STEED]

Trump demanded a pot noodle

[Jimbuna]

and a new orange wig

[STEED]

Reece gave him a yellow

[Jimbuna]

submarine for his used toothbrush

[STEED]

Reece sold it on eBay

[mapuc]

mapuc found it interesting, but

[STEED]

Jim said boogie woogie cookie

[Reece]

as STEED lost his marbles!!:yep:

[Thresher]

Reece bent over and began

[Reece]

to expose himself to Thresher

[Jimbuna]

and his cross eyed grasshopper

[Gerald]

run hard back to Reece

[STEED]

Dived straight in to his

[Reece]

bed and winked,:oops: I just

[Jimbuna]

let a smelly one rip

[Thresher]

but it was wetter than

[Aktungbby]

a short trunked elephant's sneezehttps://media.tenor.com/images/273f9964a1fee45a48109b017d24ef23/tenor.gif

[Jimbuna]

but still much drier than

[STEED]

A cup of dull water.

[Reece]

this left a brown stain

[Jimbuna]

on the new white rug

[STEED]

That made sounds at midnight.

[Reece]

like a tearing old rag

[Gerald]

,after a time he took

[Jimbuna]

Reece used for suit material

[STEED]

And the grape invasion began.

[Reece]

Jim squeezed and squeezed until

[Jimbuna]

he fitted into his bathers

[STEED]

And the Moon went plop.

[Jimbuna]

into a bowl of porridge

[STEED]

Reece gave birth to a

[Reece]

bouncing snot nosed baby STEED:wah:

[STEED]

Whom blew up seconds later.

[Jimbuna]

STEED was very seriously unamused

[STEED]

But the other STEED was.

[Reece]

STEED's steed kicked Jim's butt

[STEED]

Causing France to turn green.

[Jimbuna]

and Germany happily looked on

[STEED]

As France left the EU

[Jimbuna]

and joined the United Kingdom

[mapuc]

And they walked happily together

[Thresher]

through a pink archway which

[STEED]

Was made of 100% gold.

[Reece]

but led to a sewer:oops:

[STEED]

Which Reece lived in for

[Reece]

aromatherapy treatment, however it didn't

[Jimbuna]

make him smell any better

[STEED]

Germany told Reece to leave.

[Jimbuna]

but he applied for asylum

[STEED]

Italy got angry and said

[Jimbuna]

best you go to Bangladesh

[STEED]

So Reece set sail for

[Reece]

North Korea instead and was

[Jimbuna]

soon strapped to a rocket

[Reece]

as Kim's secret weapon, then

[mapuc]

Trump launched a B-2 to

[Jimbuna]

sniff out the old enemy

[STEED]

Reece dived into Kim's bed.

[Reece]

and let one rip, Kim

[STEED]

Loved it and war started

[Reece]

when Trump dropped a stinker

[STEED]

The fart wars begun and

[mapuc]

a biological warfare never seen

[STEED]

The likes since 1066 Hastings

[mapuc]

an odour so hideous was

[Reece]

an odour so hideous was

produced causing an atomic blast

[Gerald]

close to the small house

[mapuc]

The best small house in

[Fubar2Niner]

the prarie, next to the

[STEED]

Spanish whore house for Reece.

[Reece]

privately run for Reece only:yep:

[Jimbuna]

and his deranged merry men

[Reece]

that guarded Reece's harem, meanwhile

[Jimbuna]

down at the home ranch

[Aktungbby]

,his certificated Purdey in hand,

[Reece]

pointed it at Aktungbby who

[STEED]

Won a free trip to

[Reece]

Reece's brothel, there he succumbed

[Jimbuna]

to a life of servitude

[Reece]

to the sexy young ladies:up:

[Aktungbby]

charming soiled doves between gigs

[STEED]

Bop the bake bean again

[Gerald]

just like they were back

[Reece]

when Jim had real hair

[STEED]

Like a hippy hooked on

[Reece]

weed, he puffed and puffed
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[STEED]

Until his knickers fell off! :o

[Reece]

this attracted some dirty old

[STEED]

Man called Aktungbby who kissed

[Aktungbby]

his quivering gnarly derriere

[Jimbuna]

with so much eager passion

[Aktungbby]

that completely redefined 'getting lucky' :O:

[Jimbuna]

with a three legged chicken

[STEED]

A kiss to end all..

[Reece]

Aktungbby swooned and lit another!!:oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

. Now that sanity has returned

[Reece]

Aktungbby realized what he'd done :oops::doh:

[STEED]

And married jim in Sainsbury's

[Jimbuna]

dreamworld before Jim assassinated him

[Aktungbby]

considering that a 'final divorce' https://media2.giphy.com/media/KkSrXPt6UiVlm/200.gif#5-grid2

[Jimbuna]

would be far more expensive

[STEED]

So they stayed happy together

[mapuc]

until Aktungbby's unicorn came by

[STEED]

And jumped in bed with

[Aktungbby]

well heeled, gnarly horn'd intent https://assets.yandycdn.com/t2-compressed/MH_M1348_Unicorn_Front_C2013.jpg (https://www.yandy.com/Purple-Unicorn-Costume.php):timeout:

[STEED]

Which blew up at midnight

[mapuc]

resulting in a hilarious fireworks

[STEED]

Jim rolled over laughing so

[Reece]

hard that he farted, then

[STEED]

Puttin said.."I love Jim"

[Jimbuna]

"his gas emissions aren't toxic"

[STEED]

Puttin told Jim the big

[Reece]

stink killed his pot plants!!:doh:

[Jimbuna]

and turned his grass yellow

[Reece]

reviving a buried dead cat:o

[Jimbuna]

that went by the name

[Reece]

Diablo, now, prowling at night

http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article6564253.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Cat1.jpg

[Jimbuna]

looking for little blind mice

[STEED]

Was shot dead by Kim

[Eichhörnchen]

Il-sung on a big

[Reece]

day in July 94, now

[Jimbuna]

that truth has started lying

[STEED]

The Sun printed a story

[Reece]

'Badass cat Diablo attacks Jim':o

[Jimbuna]

and dies in the attempt

[STEED]

Sucking bubbles for a bet.

[Reece]

Meanwhile STEED bent over and

[Gerald]

Reece,say harder and fast:arrgh!:

[STEED]

As they robbed Trump Tower

[Reece]

Donald cried when he discovered

[Jimbuna]

his false teeth are missing

[STEED]

And flogged on eBay for

[Reece]

$2, Reece purchased them and

[Jimbuna]

adjusted them for his mouth

[STEED]

And found secret codes for

[Gerald]

hidden features on your phone

[STEED]

To ring jim at midnight

[Reece]

Jim came over straight away:yep:

[Aktungbby]

actually...not so straight away

[Reece]

When he arrived he said