The Five Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

but lapped up with curried

[Reece]

eggs that were going green :doh::yep:

[Jimbuna]

with envy for the pickles

[Mr Quatro]

which causes Aktung to dream :yep:


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[Jimbuna]

about becoming a water maiden

[Texas Red]

Luring sailors to their fate

[Jimbuna]

on the good ship lollipop

[Texas Red]

Where they would be licked

[Aktungbby]

with envy for the pickles

which causes Aktung to dream :yep:


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[Texas Red]

:k_confused:"Harem scarem" meets jerkin' gherkin! :arrgh!:

Confusion is abundant as Subsim

[Aktungbby]

could be a real pickle!:O:

[Texas Red]

Jimbuna hates blondes, I think

[Aktungbby]

not at home he doesn't:O::oops::dead:

[Texas Red]

At home, Christmas is considered

[Reece]

an event for Christians, therefore

[Jimbuna]

not even used five words

[Reece]

the beast was drunk so Jim

[Jimbuna]

put him in a cell

[Texas Red]

But I bribed the guard

[Jimbuna]

with a big sloppy kiss

[Aktungbby]

I am considered to be the "Smart kid" in class, so people say "What is the answer to (insert complicated algebra equation)
things could get mathematically... "Ughly" :haha::arrgh!::yep::Kaleun_Salivating:

At home, Christmas is

not even used five wordsHe can't count to five!

[Jimbuna]

I sometimes think I can't

[Aktungbby]

/\1oz. Rose's +4oz. vodka...FIVE!:know::Kaleun_Party::Kaleun_Cheers:

[Mr Quatro]

Tired of counting words counts :yep:

[Texas Red]

1+1= 11, right?

[Mr Quatro]

Are symbols words + = ? :hmmm:

[Reece]

No, though some "the beast" might! :D

[Jimbuna]

Have you not yet tried

[Aktungbby]

1+1= 11, right? that's mathematically UGHLY birthday boy!:O::Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

try following the previous post :nope:

[Mr Quatro]

Aktung, Reece, the beast, Mr Quatro, Jim :up:

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[Aktungbby]

"there's no try...only doo-doo":o

[Jimbuna]

better than drowning in failure

[Texas Red]

Or drowning in cash because

[Reece]

that's impossible to do, Jim

[Jimbuna]

has the only safe key

[Reece]

hidden in his undies, Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

was searching Reece's in vain

[Mr Quatro]

"Playoffs? Did someone say playoffs" :o

[Jimbuna]

never in a million years

[Reece]

Aktungbby struck pay dirt, he

[Jimbuna]

could now afford false teeth

[Aktungbby]

along with hips and knees

[Jimbuna]

and most importantly...a wig

[Aktungbby]

to top it all off

[Jimbuna]

a pink Bhaad gaaule topi

[Mr Quatro]

Jim speaks Aktung's language now :yep:

[Texas Red]

The Wise Man language, very

[Aktungbby]

Napa Tyne eloquent erudite patois:03:

[Mr Quatro]

σε αγαπω παρα πολυ

Translation of Greek language
(I love you very much)

[Reece]

I love you too darling

[Mr Quatro]

I love you too darling

put your sweet lips closer :D

[Reece]

Mmm, just kissed my phone

[Aktungbby]

σε αγαπω παρα πολυ

Translation of Greek language
(I love you very much)

I love you too darling

put your sweet lips closer :D

Mmm, just kissed my phoneIt's all Greek to me:O:

[Jimbuna]

heaven forbid such a thing

[Reece]

make it a threesome Jim :yep:

[Jimbuna]

as long as I'm fourth

[Reece]

Jim the ring leader, ok!! :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

what salary does it pay?

[Texas Red]

You don't get much, besides

[Jimbuna]

a cold cup of coffee

[Reece]

Jim tells the boss to

[Aktungbby]

make it a threesome Jim blame it on the bossanova!https://vangogh.teespring.com/v3/image/aFjmW8RhDbQ5uSWbnYADMvM2uVs/480/560.jpg:D

[Jimbuna]

much preferred to the casanova

[Reece]

One day the beast decided to

[Jimbuna]

give his teething ring away

[Aktungbby]

just in time for Fangsgiving

[Jimbuna]

at the house of Dracula

[Mr Quatro]

where the beast reportedly lives, uh? :yep:

[Aktungbby]

as a toothsome delectable treat

[Reece]

the beast growled biting Aktung's neck! :o

[Jimbuna]

he was left in awe

[Aktungbby]

'cause Aktung really tasted good!

[Mr Quatro]

Adding salt/pepper/worcestershire sauce :yep:


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[Jimbuna]

and a drizzle of lemon

[Reece]

Adding salt/pepper/worcestershire sauce :yep:


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the beast smacked his chops and

[Jimbuna]

broke two of his teeth

[Reece]

biting down on a rotten

[Jimbuna]

piece of Aktungs left ear

[Aktungbby]

incl. his $3,000 hearing aid!:Kaleun_Mad:

[Jimbuna]

stolen from the local pastor

[Mr Quatro]

Who forgave Aktung shooting him :yep:

[Jimbuna]

a quick prayer in gibberish

[Aktungbby]

to the Lord of Gobbledegook!:doh:

[Mr Quatro]

Aktung speaks in tongues, uh?

[Aktungbby]

when not waddling on water!:O:

[Jimbuna]

with his pink rubber wellies

[Aktungbby]

stolen from HRH's Range Rover

[Jimbuna]

in less than five words

[Reece]

in less than five words
can you describe Aktung's feet

[Jimbuna]

smelly and full of warts

[Aktungbby]

he meant 'feat' of derringdoo-doo

[Mr Quatro]

Translated: "MENE, MENE, TEKEL, UPHARSIN"

[Jimbuna]

Meanwhile, down on the ranch

[Aktungbby]

on the greasy green Limpopo

[Mr Quatro]

on the greasy green Limpopo

Sounds like Filipino food 2me :yep:

[Reece]

or some sort of disease

[Mr Quatro]

especially in limp groin area :oops:

[Reece]

mmm, social disease, oh yeah!:doh:

[Jimbuna]

had it many a time

[Reece]

^ :o
Aktungbby was jealous and decided

[Jimbuna]

he wanted to become infected

[Cybermat47]

by a pus-filled man

[Aktungbby]

we call them "brazen pussies":03:

[Jimbuna]

down at the local club

[Mr Quatro]

closed due to Covid-19 restrictions :yep:

[Jimbuna]

but not to be deterred

[Texas Red]

Bobby Gray started a siege

[Reece]

donned a nice tutu and :oops:

[Cybermat47]

unleashed his feminine side upon

[Reece]

Mr Quatro, at first he blushed

[Jimbuna]

a sudden flash of light

[Reece]

shone around him, he curtsied

[Jimbuna]

then keeled over in shock

[Mr Quatro]

when Trump was proclaimed winner :o

[Aktungbby]

in his Stormy'D offal office

[Jimbuna]

just up the street from

[Reece]

Aktungbby's private lunatic asylum. :o
Jim

[Jimbuna]

is king of the castle

[Aktungbby]

constantly lowering his rusty portcullis:O:

[Jimbuna]

for the pleasure of maidens

[Mr Quatro]

suggest checking the beast for manhood :yep:

[Aktungbby]

^on your 'six'! word counter:nope:

[Mr Quatro]

the beast counts as one word :yep:

[Reece]

suddenly a wolf jumped out :o

[Texas Red]

Of a comet! He spoke

[Reece]

some offensive words at Jim :oops:

[Jimbuna]

then ran for his life

[Texas Red]

Back to the comet, where

[Jimbuna]

assassins were lying in wait

[Texas Red]

Sent by Jim himself! They

[Jimbuna]

were a weird looking bunch

[Aktungbby]

Nah! Weird's the new normal!:arrgh!:

[Texas Red]

weird is normal, that's for

[Jimbuna]

all the lunatics to believe

[Aktungbby]

it isn't about the moon

[Reece]

I'll give you a moon! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

that'll be a gas, man!

[Reece]

I just had curried eggs! :dead:

[Aktungbby]

even lunatics wear gas masks:Kaleun_Sick:

[Texas Red]

they need to survive on

[Reece]

board a garbage scow, the beast

[Jimbuna]

lived down in the bilge

[Reece]

cleaning toilets with Aktungbby, they

[Jimbuna]

fell in love pretty quickly

[Reece]

things got a little steamy

[Jimbuna]

with the heat turned up

[Mr Quatro]

hell fire soon melted Aktung's

[Aktungbby]

dainty well trimmed cloven hooves https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/gamelore/images/d/dc/Bealzebub.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120210014648 https://i0.wp.com/blazingminds.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Cloven-Hoof-Spiced-Rum-0017.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Texas Red]

Hard pass! No thank you! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

Don't mind if I do

[Texas Red]

I don't get it. Why

[Reece]

would anyone want to suffer!! :doh:

[Jimbuna]

another dose of that virus

[Reece]

was injected into Aktungbby's arm

[Jimbuna]

but the syringe was blunt

[Aktungbby]

because 'putting it bluntly' was

[Texas Red]

He was so strong it

[Jimbuna]

smelled worse than raw sewage

[Aktungbby]

like Spring Tyne in Northumbria:O:

[Jimbuna]

the land of the Gods

[Aktungbby]

plus: pilots, Pagans, and peccadillos:03:

[Texas Red]

ONE GOD IS THE TRUE

[Jimbuna]

leader of all of us

[Reece]

Battling a summer storm Jim

[Texas Red]

ate Poseidon with his curry

[Reece]

and went straight down the

[Jimbuna]

town for a cold beer

[Reece]

but the pubs went dry :o

[Jimbuna]

but not the wine cellars

[Texas Red]

no beer makes Jim a

[Jimbuna]

a bad tempered old man

[Mr Quatro]

because one plane came unglued :yep:

[Texas Red]

and crashed into his wife!

[Reece]

Jim was happy drinking plonk! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

out of a vikings helmet

[Texas Red]

with a man bun and

[Jimbuna]

beautiful women by his side

[Aktungbby]

unfortunately, his rusty portcullis jammed

[Jimbuna]

in the open position luckily

[Aktungbby]

with WD-40 for serious work

[Jimbuna]

when stepping up a gear

[Texas Red]

his doll went to space!

[Jimbuna]

never to be seen again

[Mr Quatro]

until Jim's zipper got stuck :o

[Reece]

sorry Mr Quatro what's the connection? :hmmm:

[Mr Quatro]

the doll came back quickly :yep:

[Reece]

I must be thick!! :doh: Suddenly

[Aktungbby]

Not suddenly:doh: long time now!:arrgh!:

[Cybermat47]

as everyone already knows. Jim

[Texas Red]

has multiple dolls hidden everywhere

[Cybermat47]

, made to order in Japan

[Jimbuna]

land of the rising son

[Texas Red]

rising son, ay? aktungbby must

[Jimbuna]

understand the intended pun surely

[Aktungbby]

but prefers English sonnets actually:shucks:

[Mr Quatro]

Shakespearean sonnets not allowed here



The Shakespearean or English sonnet, each line is 10 syllables long written in iambic pentameter. The structure can be divided into three quatrains (four-line stanzas) plus a final rhyming couplet (two-line stanza).

[Aktungbby]

Magical Taj Mahal doth oft enthrall:Kaleun_Goofy:

[Jimbuna]

even the craziest of folk

[Aktungbby]

^Ten syllables to sonnetize response:O:

[Mr Quatro]

Aktung's mind is funny place :yep:

[Texas Red]

and a dark, mysterious one

[Aktungbby]

misanthropic morass of mindless muck (10:up:)

[Reece]

In other words totally stupid

[Jimbuna]

and befitting a padded cell

[Texas Red]

while drawing pictures on the

[Jimbuna]

back of the toilet door

[Aktungbby]

in his inimical scatalogical motif :arrgh!:

[Texas Red]

next, The Men in Black

[Mr Quatro]

in his inimical scatalogical motif :arrgh!:

translated into add paprika n'golulash :yep:

[Jimbuna]

best served with boiled eggs

[Reece]

, crabs and a clothes peg!! :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

One must come to realise

[Texas Red]

The Men in Black are

[Mr Quatro]

pick pockets of your soul :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and stealers of your memory

[Mr Quatro]

uh? Steelers of your what?

[Jimbuna]

stealers as in horrible thieves

[Mr Quatro]

Maybe even mind benders, uh?

[Jimbuna]

much better than hair benders

[Texas Red]

that's what they want you

[Reece]

to think, actually they are

[Mr Quatro]

undercover subsim members in disguises :yep:

[Texas Red]

dangit my cover is blownhttps://media1.tenor.com/images/7de6884ec24e7c7a1bfaf5a7ea194f45/tenor.gif?itemid=15516530

[Reece]

Now Jim blew his cover

[Texas Red]

we're gonna have to zap

[Reece]

Aktungbby fair in the butt :up:

[Jimbuna]

with an old rusty harpoon

[Cyborg322]

back to the Proctologists AGAIN !

[Jimbuna]

hope his fingers are clean

[Aktungbby]

I'm hopin' harpoon batteries work:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Mr Quatro]

blowing gently hands, face, space :yep:

[Texas Red]

launching Trident missiles now! whoosshh

[Jimbuna]

the fat lady started singing

[Aktungbby]

Signifying: "it's all over with"It ain't over till (or until) the fat lady sings is a colloquialism which is often used as a proverb. It means that one should not presume to know the outcome of an event which is still in progress. More specifically, the phrase is used when a situation is (or appears to be) nearing its conclusion. It cautions against assuming that the current state of an event is irreversible and clearly determines how or when the event will end. The phrase is most commonly used in association with organized competitions, particularly sports.as quoted by Yankee's baseball catcher iconic Yogi Berra!:salute:https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a0/Amalie_Materna_as_Br%C3%BCnhilde_1876_-_IL1.jpg/220px-Amalie_Materna_as_Br%C3%BCnhilde_1876_-_IL1.jpg

[Texas Red]

the world. It's ending as

[Jimbuna]

far as I am concerned

[Texas Red]

The world won't end from

[Mr Quatro]

Aktung kissing his butt good-by

[Texas Red]

but a broken neck might! :dead:

[Reece]

but a broken neck might! :dead:

will you do the honors? :D

[Texas Red]

of course i will! “RIP

[Reece]

OMG!! Is he still breathing? :hmmm:

[Texas Red]

but his head is inside

[Reece]

his butt, so not likely :oops:

[Jimbuna]

probably from inhaling noxious fumes

[Texas Red]

those noxious fumes can really

[Jimbuna]

turn your brain into jelly

[Aktungbby]

more likely: liquified amyloid plaque:k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

for memory and cognitive functions