The Five Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

resorted to the dog paddle

[Aktungbby]

but was attacked by sharks

[Reece]

there goes Aktungbby's leg, Jim

[blackswan40]

Aktunbbys wedding tackle still intact :shucks:

[Jimbuna]

so small and hardly noticeable

[Reece]

a magnifying glass was obtained

[Jimbuna]

in an attempt to establish

[Aktungbby]

the thrill of my krill??! :doh:

[Jimbuna]

but still every attempt failed

[blackswan40]

Best try carbon dating Jim :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

that might help the fossil :)

[Reece]

damned if I know how!! :hmmm::oops:

[blackswan40]

Torch it then carbon date :yep:

[Reece]

sounds workable to me Swanny!! :salute::D

[Jimbuna]

so, get on with it

[Reece]

Swanny lit the torch but

[Jimbuna]

the flame soon burned out

[Aktungbby]

making the subliminal seem sublime

[blackswan40]

Swannys got a small wick

[Aktungbby]

-iup on a large reservation https://www.ormeschool.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Wiki-7.jpg

[Reece]

the girls loved Swanny's wick!! :oops:

[blackswan40]

Burns long and bright Jim

[Reece]

until finally it snuffed out!! :wah:

[Jimbuna]

never to be seen again

[Reece]

Poor Swanny was totally devastated!! :wah:

[Jimbuna]

crawling back into his cave

[Raf1394]

Where he suddenly found something...

[Jimbuna]

nobody else had found before

[Aktungbby]

....an alien's "Homo-erectus Research" training-manual!:hulk::yeah:

[Jimbuna]

way beyond your learning curve

[Aktungbby]

indeed! it most certainly is:wah:https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/93/Dmanisi_fossils_D_3444_%2B_D_3900_%28Replika%29.jp g/653px-Dmanisi_fossils_D_3444_%2B_D_3900_%28Replika%29.jp g

[Jimbuna]

yet still a good lookalike

[Aktungbby]

unfortunately that is decidedly sohttps://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=13635

[Jimbuna]

pass me the eye bleach :o

[Reece]

save some for me Jim!! :oops::k_confused:

[Aktungbby]

...the resemblance was disturbingly uncanny

[Reece]

I thought it and Ape-Man! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

a site for sore eyes

[Reece]

Aktungbby's swinging in the trees?? :o:doh:

[Jimbuna]

on his latest banana hunt

[Aktungbby]

...Jane located under my loincloth!!:yeah: :Kaleun_Salivating: :Kaleun_Party:https://media.tenor.com/NBUr1F7oZrwAAAAM/tarzan-and-jane-love.gif

[Jimbuna]

would soon be very dissapointed

[Aktungbby]

:oops:dissapointed!...try disappointed:shucks::know::-j:|\\...due to paucity of viagravines

[Reece]

yes after hearing a SNAP!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

in the room next door

[Aktungbby]

where loud dissing was transpiring:timeout:

[Jimbuna]

right next to the latrine

[Aktungbby]

...where great depossits got depossited:Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

leading to a quick surrender

[Aktungbby]

...as white flags turn brown :doh:

[Jimbuna]

and reverse gear is preferred

[Aktungbby]

as all retrograde maneuvers are:shucks:

[Reece]

damned bathroom is in use!!!:oops::wah:

[blackswan40]

Spending penny in Atungbbys wellies :D

[Aktungbby]

Atungbby's wellieshttps://c8.alamy.com/comp/BXTKAD/muddy-wellington-boots-BXTKAD.jpg....when talkin' crap, smile pardner:haha:....required equipment when directing/teaching YMCA Camp 10-year-olds western riding; and shovelling, feeding & saddling after 20 nag-remuda in '69!!?(age18) :timeout:

[Reece]

Aktungbby bent over and - THOOMP!

[Jimbuna]

another one bites the dust

[Aktungbby]

...interred in BootHill fer sure!:oops::dead:

[Jimbuna]

nice place for a vacation

[Aktungbby]

...an eternal one at that!

[blackswan40]

Long wait for reincarnation Jim :yep:

[Reece]

a nasty crowd gathered shouting

[Jimbuna]

"GIVE US OUR MONEY BACK"!

[blackswan40]

Or your relative gets unearthed :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and fed to the wolves

[Aktungbby]

catamounts, coyotes, vultures and mountebanks

[Jimbuna]

were all on special delivery

[Reece]

to Aktungbby's house, he plans

[Aktungbby]

some serious wall mounted taxidermy

[Reece]

is that Swanny's head mounted??!! :o:k_confused:

[blackswan40]

In a casserole dish Jim :D

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=13638

[Reece]

mmm, yummy, got a fork?? :yep:

[blackswan40]

Dont forget gravy and carrots :yep:

[Jimbuna]

curried gravy for me thanks

[Aktungbby]

In a casserole dish Jim :D

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=13638Blackswan's FAQ-rules disreguard finally 'panned-out'!:O:

[Jimbuna]

ten more lashes Mr Christian sir

[Reece]

so Aktungbby received ten lashes!! :D

[Aktungbby]

...changing his name to LaRue!! :o:yeah:

[Reece]

. . . who's now in the loo!! :oops: :Kaleun_Sick:

[Aktungbby]

having a chat with Mr.Magoo

[Jimbuna]

what a load of crap

[Aktungbby]

:hmmm:...he's truly from 'Down Under:o

[Jimbuna]

the land of the dunny

[Aktungbby]

...particularly those "made in Adelaide":O:

[Jimbuna]

or out in the bush

[Aktungbby]

...if not Adelaide Maid's bush:Kaleun_Party:

[blackswan40]

Who's going to trim it :shucks:

[Aktungbby]

her favorite gardiner of course!:shucks::Kaleun_Salivating::doh:

[Reece]

finally the ooze settled and

[Aktungbby]

all creatures great and small

[Reece]

crawled out of their holes!!:yep:

[Aktungbby]

...but the worms crawled in

[Reece]

swiftly and horribly into Jim's

[Jimbuna]

pan of chicken madras curry

[Reece]

Aktungbby drooled then stole it!! :o

[Jimbuna]

an act he soon regretted

[Raf1394]

Because he didn't realised that...

[Jimbuna]

the chicken was actually rat

[Aktungbby]

...flappin its jaws...not wings

[Jimbuna]

it was a flying rat

[Aktungbby]

with a very scaley empennage

[Reece]

Raf1394 tried to grab it

[Jimbuna]

but never stood a chance

[Reece]

Aktungbby got it though and

[Jimbuna]

tried pulling off its tail

[Aktungbby]

gnawing it in ratlike fashion

[Jimbuna]

trying to ignore the stink

[Aktungbby]

...wearing a clothespin really helps:Kaleun_Sick:

[Reece]

after scoffing it down Aktungbby

[Aktungbby]

spewed forth from local vomitorium:Kaleun_Sick: A vomitorium is a passage situated below or behind a tier of seats in an amphitheatre or a stadium through which large crowds can exit rapidly at the end of an event. They can also be pathways for actors to enter and leave stage.[1] The Latin word vomitorium, plural vomitoria, derives from the verb vomō, vomere, "to spew forth". In ancient Roman architecture, vomitoria were designed to provide rapid egress for large crowds at amphitheatres and stadia, as they do in modern sports stadia and large theatres. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/69/Vomitorium.png/330px-Vomitorium.png

[Reece]

spewed forth from local vomitorium:Kaleun_Sick:
poor Jim copped the lot!! :k_confused:

[Aktungbby]

poor Jim copped the lot!! :k_confused:
as many coppers often do

[Reece]

he broke down and cried!! :wah:

[Jimbuna]

as he pulled the trigger

[blackswan40]

On his new taser gun

[Aktungbby]

unfortunately, taser was a phaser:oops:https://media1.tenor.com/m/ORMBmbn1OiIAAAAd/phaser-death-star-trek.gif

[blackswan40]

Stun or warp factor ten :D

[Jimbuna]

the higher the better then :)

[Reece]

Swanny warped by factor ten!! :yep:

[blackswan40]

With a thick-as-two nickname Jim :D

[Reece]

Captain Swanny ordered Jim to

[Jimbuna]

go easy on the rum

[Aktungbby]

unless 'twas Pusser's Nelson's Blood

[Jimbuna]

welcome any day of week

[Reece]

Meanwhile Aktungbby purchased a stinky

[Jimbuna]

pair of underpants from Reece

[Aktungbby]

undoubtedly his Lucky Loo Catchalls

[Reece]

Aktungbby was thrilled to bits!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and hid them from sight

[Aktungbby]

where the sun don't shine

[Jimbuna]

and the sewer rats thrive

[Reece]

Aktungbby killed the rats then

[Jimbuna]

cooked them in an oven

[Aktungbby]

....:hmmm:preferred over 'pie in sky":yeah::oops::dead:

[Jimbuna]

or rat in your eye

[Reece]

either way it still stinks!! :oops::yep:

[Raf1394]

The stench made him vomit

[Reece]

Aktungbby fried that up too!! :dead::88)

[Aktungbby]

redefining my wobble's varying nutiton

[blackswan40]

Also frequent John trips Jim

[Reece]

this time he lit up!! :k_confused:

https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.uQ7Pmrie-rSGoQUOkkjttAHaE8&pid=Api&P=0&h=180

[Jimbuna]

and enjoyed yet another rum

[Reece]

until the toilet fumes exploded!! :o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

soon after war was declared

[Reece]

didn't last long, Aktungbby tripped

[Jimbuna]

as he ran for cover

[Aktungbby]

stark nekked and balls 'aswingin':k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

heading for them thar hills

[Aktungbby]

:Kaleun_Salivating:for whitetrash homecooked bimbo thrills!https://prodimage.images-bn.com/pimages/9781607741879_p0_v1_s600x595.jpg

[Reece]

but typically Aktungbby threw up!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Aktungbby]

...barfed, upchucked, or blue chow :smug:

[Reece]

Aktungs head spun, but finally

[Jimbuna]

the bout of madness ended

[Aktungbby]

actually...:hmmm: it's all about madness :k_confused::Kaleun_Goofy::Kaleun_Mad:

[Jimbuna]

you can say that again

[Aktungbby]

you can say that again Actually...it's all about madness https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/1a/60/87/1a608706fde3f1d051ddf2a068972ad8.gif:smug:

[Jimbuna]

that must be your selfie :)

[blackswan40]

Or a LSD trip Jim

[Reece]

Yes, a little of both! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

never the twain shall meet

[Reece]

Swanny hit Aktungbby with fire-cracker!! :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

what happened next is unbelievable

[blackswan40]

Burnt his middle wicket ouch :oops: (Thats just not cricket swanny)

[Jimbuna]

tipping him over the edge

[Reece]

his voice was now squeaky!! :D

[Jimbuna]

but far from squeaky clean

[Reece]

he bent over and suddenly

[Jimbuna]

realised his bottom was bare

[Aktungbby]

:hmmm:...he was certainly slightly embareassed:O:

[Jimbuna]

and ran off at pace

[Reece]

Swanny ran after him screaming ". . .

[Jimbuna]

"Please, just a little kiss"

[blackswan40]

All four cheeks big boy

[Aktungbby]

...pimples, pustules and zits notwithstanding!:Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

any port in a storm

[Reece]

Swanny accepted the advances smiling!! :D

[Jimbuna]

as he hatched a plot

[Aktungbby]

...and a few eggs too

[Jimbuna]

plus some slices of cheese

[Reece]

with a nice drop of

[Jimbuna]

rum to wash it down

[Reece]

Aktungbby's was jealousy of Swanny's :o

[blackswan40]

Big Belly veranda cuddle bucket :D

[Reece]

that swayed in the wind!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

and shivered in the rain

[Aktungbby]

...and shivered his meager timber

[Jimbuna]

in a bowl of soup

[Reece]

but suddenly it erupted AHHH!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

the balls were spinning quickly

[Reece]

lava flowed causing Jim to

[Jimbuna]

put his fishing wellies on

[Reece]

A sticky situation now avoided!! :yep: :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

time for after dinner drinks

[Reece]

A party was thrown, Swanny

[Jimbuna]

paid for all the drinks

[Reece]

we all staggered around puking!! :oops: :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

Reece began chasing a rabbit

[Reece]

with a top-hat, Aktungbby grabbed

[Jimbuna]

the eye of the tiger

[Aktungbby]

which was actually a ligerhttps://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRkrjzm-OaZ306s82H7r6Niwz7DowAPInYgb6kg2QnUx0SD499BOxZ-s_GaMEOUQOETxHAT3IQeN1VUzLoJEc6q6w

[Jimbuna]

depends what language you speak

[Aktungbby]

....or who is yer daddy is:O:

[Reece]

the tiger tasted Aktungbby but

[Jimbuna]

had a preference for Reece

[Reece]

until he licked my feet!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

and died the following day

[Reece]

Reece was locked up for

[Jimbuna]

being in possession of cholera

[Reece]

that I gave to Aktungbby! :yep::yeah:

[Raf1394]

But he got the vaccination.

[Jimbuna]

from a kinky medicine man

[Reece]

who injected it into his

[Jimbuna]

own backside purely by chance

[Reece]

Aktungbby staggered around trying to

[Aktungbby]

wag his tail in Wagga Wagga

[Reece]

wag his tail in Wagga Wagga
but it fell off, Jim

[blackswan40]

Buna spun this disc and


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51V_AwRB-wQ

[Reece]

Jim lost his cool throwing

https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.JlxZfGidWDmCbUTo-L448wHaE6&pid=Api&P=0&h=180

[Jimbuna]

Reece under oncoming motorway traffic

[Aktungbby]

finally getting him well attyred!:O:

[Jimbuna]

and fitting for an undertaker

[Reece]

Reece cried "I SHALL RETURN!!"

[Aktungbby]

:hmmm:...arising messiahlike from 6' 'downunder'!!?? :timeout::nope::dead:

[Reece]

to haunt Jim and Aktungbby!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

as a simple precautionary measure

[Aktungbby]

against hauntingly vexatious goulish ghosts

[Jimbuna]

living free inside your head

[Reece]

Plenty of room there Jim! :yep:

[blackswan40]

Rent Free room for me :yeah:

[Reece]

Aktung staggered around zombie like!! :hulk:

[blackswan40]

Until coffee and a stogie :yep:

[Reece]

woke him from his stupor!! :oops::doh:

[Raf1394]

And was late for work.

[Aktungbby]

...eventually becoming: "the 'late' aktungbby:shucks::timeout::dead:

[Jimbuna]

not for the first time

[blackswan40]

Aktungbby day off dream on :D (Jimbuna boss of the year!)

[Reece]

then Aktungbby kicked Swanny for

[blackswan40]

Writing yellow text in brackets :yep:

[Reece]

But Swanny returned the favor!! :yeah:

[blackswan40]

Aktunggbby has permanent limp Jim :yep:

[Reece]

Swanny bought him some crutches!!

[blackswan40]

But one longer than other :yep:

[Aktungbby]

...putting waddles to my stance

[Jimbuna]

a fish out of water

[Aktungbby]

gulping though his flapping gills

[Reece]

gulping though his flapping gills

so Aktungbby is a fish?? :hmmm::oops:

[Aktungbby]

born 3/12/51...:hmmm:...a veritable pisces !:yep::yeah::huh: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dc/Pisces.jpg

[Jimbuna]

never in a million years

[Raf1394]

Would he imagine that he...

[blackswan40]

Would be a mud skipper