The Five Word Story Game

[STEED]

who was barking mad and

[mapuc]

loved and admired by his

[Reece]

master STEED, until he bit

[Jimbuna]

the green apple of temptation

[Reece]

and stared at mapuc's leg

[Jimbuna]

with a frosted glass eye

[Reece]

and a wicked grin, then

[STEED]

exploded into a million STEEDS

[mapuc]

that was more than Reece

[STEED]

wanted so he smiled so

[mapuc]

widely with his left toe

[Reece]

in his right hand that

[Jimbuna]

held the left hands shotgun

[Reece]

that he fumbled and dropped

[Jimbuna]

down his right trouser leg

[STEED]

winning 1st prize in Bongo's

[Reece]

when it fired and blew

[Jimbuna]

a hole in his head

[STEED]

Causing toilets to explode in

[Reece]

a gastronomical violent eruption that

[STEED]

Made Trump build a wall

[Reece]

but it fell when Jim

[mapuc]

tried to huff and puff

[Jimbuna]

and blew it all down

[Jeff-Groves]

I admit I did it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b6ZC65Vupk&feature=youtu.be

[Reece]

The police were called and

[Jimbuna]

a blonde beauty in uniform

[Reece]

seduced Jeff, he gave in :yep:

[STEED]

Take me and spank me

[Jimbuna]

with a wet lettuce leaf

[STEED]

but the giant slug had

[Jimbuna]

the biggest packet of crisps

[STEED]

Sat back eating the crisps

[Reece]

then came the spanking, Jeff

[Jimbuna]

equipped with his latest silencer

[STEED]

played space invaders while thinking

[Jeff-Groves]

What did I step into?

[Reece]

a big pile of steaming

[STEED]

pink jimbo goo from Harrods

[Reece]

Jeff slipped in the goo

[STEED]

and tuned into Mr Blobby

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0c/Mr_Blobby%2C_2009.jpg/250px-Mr_Blobby%2C_2009.jpg

[Jimbuna]

the one STEED loved truly

[STEED]

But Blobby had his eye on

[Jimbuna]

a very large ice cream

[Reece]

that dropped on Jim's lap

[Jimbuna]

dancers coffee table causing mayhem

[Reece]

the manager lost his temper

[Jimbuna]

along with his ginger toupee

[STEED]

ginger toupee went on a

[Reece]

flea collecting spree, then Jim

[STEED]

shot the ginger toupee dead

[Jimbuna]

with a double barreled shotgun

[STEED]

then went to lunch with

[Jimbuna]

the King of the Cabbages

[STEED]

Who was Prince Charles who

[Jimbuna]

was married to a horse

[Reece]

but was a sexy horse!!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

When your conscience becomes unbearable

[Reece]

you just have to put

[Eichhörnchen]

your faith in the power

[Jimbuna]

of the local ASBO team

[STEED]

wearing glowing pink rubber boots

[Reece]

and a matching pink tutu :oops:

[STEED]

And a fluffy pink hat

[Reece]

and pink powder puff tail

[STEED]

Strutting around like a rabbit

[Jimbuna]

looking for a magicians hat

[Reece]

big enough to jump into

[Jimbuna]

a box of milk tray

[Reece]

STEED wanted to date Jim

[Jimbuna]

but couldn't afford the beer

[STEED]

and asked King Reece for

[Jimbuna]

a packet of pork scratchings

[STEED]

King Reece said yes yes

[Jimbuna]

you may wear my underwear

[mapuc]

then you may kiss me

[Jimbuna]

with a cast iron skillet

[Aktungbby]

, skullfully skilleted instead of skivvied:k_confused:

[Reece]

but Reece took it like

[Aktungbby]

an old cast iron panhandlee

[Jimbuna]

wielded by a cross-eyed dervish

[Reece]

, he noticed Jim kissing a

[Jimbuna]

beautiful blonde princess from Utopia

[Reece]

, she had a nice beard

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/117000/Candice-Swanepoel-with-a-Beard--117198.jpg

[Jimbuna]

and was betrothed to Reece

[Gerald]

Witherspoon, talks about her first

[Reece]

date with Jim at college

[Jimbuna]

dating is all the rage

[Reece]

back in the old days

[Jimbuna]

when the old were younger

[Reece]

Meanwhile Vendor decided to try

[Rockstar]

Google translate before he attempts

[Jimbuna]

to bamboozle those who read

[Reece]

kinky posts on forums like

[Jimbuna]

gibberish is always first choice

[Gerald]

but it relieved her agonizing

[Reece]

pain reading Jim's threads. Wow

[Eichhörnchen]

almost as dumb as Whac-

[Catfish]

(meaning Wolverine-Hoosier Athletic Conference (http://www.whac.net))

^edited. @Reece following' comment – ouch sorry mistook it for the four-word-thread :timeout::oops:

[Reece]

held at Eichhörnchen's apartment until

[Jimbuna]

the flood alarm was activated

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/lfOyRDg.jpg and everybody jumped into little

[Reece]

toy boats so that they

[Jimbuna]

could all have a paddle

[Eichhörnchen]

and get away from Reece.

[mapuc]

the slimy overwhelming green blob

[STEED]

But the Blob slimmed them

[Reece]

and attacked mapuc who screamed

[Jimbuna]

so loud fish were deafened

[Reece]

mapuc dropped to his knees

https://i.giphy.com/q9HHyHPISNZD2.gif

[Jimbuna]

to offer a silent prayer

[mapuc]

- Oh my Lord Steed, help

[STEED]

Steed said visit jim's garden

[Jimbuna]

and bestow gold upon him

[STEED]

and beer lots of beer

[Jimbuna]

in a frosted chilled glass

[STEED]

mapuc did so and jim

[Eichhörnchen]

shuddered as a squirrel slid

[Jimbuna]

out from under the spaceship

[STEED]

and promptly shot it dead

[mapuc]

it's dead, Jim, but not

[Reece]

forgotten, mapuc called for reinforcements

[Jimbuna]

from his plastic baby monitor

[Reece]

, Jim's groggy voice sounded ghastly

[Jimbuna]

like that of a marsupial

[Reece]

looking for a mate, this

[STEED]

caused Trump to shout out

[Jimbuna]

of the White House window

[Commander Wallace]

Get off of my lawn

[mapuc]

or I will Tweet you

[Commander Wallace]

or I will Tweet you


:haha:



As Donald pulled his Phone.

[STEED]

And STEED said ban Twitter

[Reece]

on his Facebook page. Later

[STEED]

That night Jimbo had a

[Jimbuna]

tweet from the biggest twit

[STEED]

Jeremy Corbyn wanted jim back

[Reece]

, Jim was delighted and said

[STEED]

I love you Jeremy and

[Jimbuna]

shot him in the head

[STEED]

Zombie Jeremy snogged jim full

[Reece]

on his puckered lips, this

[Jimbuna]

was Reece wishful thinking again

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/NVzxv62.jpg after his girlfriend dumped him.

[mapuc]

mind filled with envy, he

[STEED]

Invaded jim's man shed and

[Jimbuna]

was swiftly knocked into oblivion

[Reece]

(the shed) Jim cried bitterly

[Jimbuna]

"Give him ten more lashes"

[Reece]

STEED whipped Jim mercilessly until

[Fubar2Niner]

he couldna take it cap'n

[STEED]

Build me a mighty wall

[Reece]

to hold back those nasty

[STEED]

Corbinites who are barking mad

[Jimbuna]

and baying for Mays blood

[STEED]

Jims wall was high and

[Jimbuna]

electrified with extremely high voltage

[STEED]

Eels, Reece wanted to eat

[Reece]

up on top so he

[Jimbuna]

crawled up from the bottom

[Reece]

but ran into problems when

[Jimbuna]

his left leg fell off

[STEED]

Followed by his Butt cheeks

[Reece]

, breaking wind was now difficult

[Eichhörnchen]

plus his nuts were missing

[Reece]

burnt by excessive skid marks:oops:

[Jimbuna]

. The sum of all totals

[STEED]

of eating bacon and cheese

[Reece]

caused a terrible stench that

[STEED]

caused Trump to build oh...

[Reece]

no!! a giant gas mask!!

[Jimbuna]

incorporating a nuclear air filter

[STEED]

Which cost the French a

[Jimbuna]

bottle of their finest red

[STEED]

onion mint pepper wine and

[Jimbuna]

a packet of pork scratchings

[STEED]

Made from 100% German pigs

[Eichhörnchen]

("... vays off making you pork")

[Jimbuna]

without that much forceful stuffing

[Reece]

Billy Bunter tucked in and

http://rs195.pbsrc.com/albums/z58/mjdonovan02/Blog/a0e1.jpg%7Ec200

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

with a sudden start realised...

[Eichhörnchen]

he'd filled his enormous pants

[Jimbuna]

with millions of soldier ants

[Reece]

attacking the large waste matter

[Jimbuna]

like there was no tomorrow

[Reece]

. STEED went to the supermarket

[Jimbuna]

for a spot of shoplifting

[Reece]

But Constable Jim caught him

http://britishexpats.com/forum/attachments/siesta-time-113/52131d1188201503-men-uniform-bobby.jpg

[Jimbuna]

trying on ladies silken underwear

[Reece]

He loved them and also

[Jimbuna]

the fake plastic jewelry earrings

[Reece]

He asked Jim for a

[Jimbuna]

chip off the old block

[Reece]

and got a date instead

[Jimbuna]

with a cross eyed kangaroo

[Reece]

, STEED was hopping mad when

[Jimbuna]

his false eyelashes fell off

[Commander Wallace]

Into his hot Potato soup.

[Reece]

He threw the soup out

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

but was shocked to learn

[Jimbuna]

the soup kitchen returned it

[Reece]

and what of the eyelashes?:hmmm:

[STEED]

Winning many prizes and fame.

[Reece]

What? The eyelashes!! Go figure!!:timeout:

[Jimbuna]

Never one to feign pleasure

[mapuc]

where is my owner the

[STEED]

Mad women said to Reece.

[Reece]

Jim said "Here I am":yep:

[Jimbuna]

keeping Reece in his cage

[Reece]

, he broke out biting Jim

[Jimbuna]

on his steel capped wellingtons

[Reece]

then tore into his legs!!:doh::oops::yep:

[STEED]

Chopping on Jim gave Reece

[mapuc]

a taste for pot noodles

[STEED]

Reece smothered jim in pot....

[Reece]

noodles all sticky and gooey :yep:

[Jimbuna]

like a hot sticky jelly

[STEED]

Jim was glad he cloned..

[Jimbuna]

the next door neighbours dog

[STEED]

1001 dogs rushed in on..

[Reece]

poor Jim and licked him

[Jimbuna]

into quick submission before contemplating

[Reece]

what to do next, then :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Reece had a brain fart

[STEED]

Caused the dogs to vote

[Reece]

for equal rights, so they

[STEED]

So they raided Jim's saucy..

[Reece]

wardrobe and donned pink tutu's

[Jimbuna]

left there by kinky aliens

[STEED]

Who will be voting for

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

the much-opposed against candidate

[Reece]

STEED, this is very hurtful :oops:

[Jimbuna]

try using vaseline next time

[STEED]

Before telling Reece hes got..

[Reece]

to get a new set

try using vaseline next time :har: You're a wicked boy Jim!!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

of dentures for his donkey

[Reece]

, making an ass of himself :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and the kangaroo breeders uncle

[STEED]

Needed some good advice and

[Reece]

asked STEED for some advice

[Jimbuna]

about posting with six words

[Eichhörnchen]

but he just can't count.

[STEED]

Toffee so bought some glasses.

[Reece]

but STEED edited his post

[STEED]

Wearing his new cool glasses.

[Jimbuna]

Jimbuna considered editing it back

[Reece]

except now it is pointless:yep:

[Jimbuna]

as well as absolutely worthless

[Reece]

STEED lost his temper and

[STEED]

Plotted with Reece to take

[mapuc]

a trip to the old