The Five Word Story Game

[Gerald]

. Jim and Reece were musicians :o

[Reece]

playing classical music hits like

[Jimbuna]

The Fiddler On The Roof

[Gerald]

sung by a Bond actor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBHZFYpQ6nc&t=129s

[Reece]

so we fiddled the script!! :03:

[Texas Red]

My name is Bames Jond

[Gerald]

said the man in the

[Reece]

welcome to Subsim Bames Jond! :up:

[Texas Red]

Funky alien costume, he was

[Jimbuna]

a sight for sore eyes

[Gerald]

it's a long time no

[Jimbuna]

one knows what you mean

[Texas Red]

No one knows anything anymore

[Gerald]

something like lost in translation :doh:

[Texas Red]

I speak perfect American, not

[Gerald]

any form of some gibberish :yep:

[Reece]

just follow Gerald's lead. Cripes

[Gerald]

used as a euphemism shades

[Reece]

cripes as in cor blimey!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

never a truer word spoken

[Reece]

Gerald stood there confused :doh:

[Jimbuna]

Reece couldn't count beyond four

[Reece]

he blushed but then continued :yep:

[Jimbuna]

you're right about gerald though :)

[Gerald]

Happy for your subject Jim!:Kaleun_Applaud:

[Reece]

Happy for your subject Jim!:Kaleun_Applaud:
Jim takes a bow and

[Jimbuna]

have a couple of beers

[Mr Quatro]

have a couple of beers

Thought you said couple bears :D

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/261138813768-0-1/s-l1000.jpg

[Jimbuna]

they'd also do just fine

[Aktungbby]

Thought you said couple bears :D

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/261138813768-0-1/s-l1000.jpg

they'd also do just fineif "sky's blue"! Not orange!:O::oops::wah:

[Reece]

Meanwhile the ground shook violently :o

[Jimbuna]

when Gerald crashed his boat

[Texas Red]

He was beached on North Sentinel Island! :o

[Reece]

The natives attacked him until

[Aktungbby]

winding up charred hors d'oeuvres:Kaleun_Salivating::oops::Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

for the King of Brazil

[Reece]

Oh what a yummy delicacy :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

for those still possessing teeth

[Reece]

that counts me out Jim!! :doh:

[Jimbuna]

I know that full well

[Reece]

I'll gum it to death!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

then suck the bones clean

[Aktungbby]

just to make fashion statemennts https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-87fabf29a8cb6c098a3b85f08151f154-c

[Mr Quatro]

You should roll your own :yep:

[Aktungbby]

and never bogart that joint!:|\\

[Jimbuna]

especially in front of children

[Aktungbby]

Or let 'em watch EasyRider https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4XhDpSgHrs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4XhDpSgHrs) :shucks:

[Jimbuna]

that'd only frighten children more

[Rockstar]

than seeing Mr_Quatro peeping through

[Reece]

the toilet door key hole :o

[Texas Red]

And smiling manically while rubbing

[Mr Quatro]

Why's everyone's picking on me :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UnPzp2lmNk

[Reece]

Mr Quatro kicked Aktungbby's backside laughing!! :yep:

[Mr Quatro]

But Mr Quatro's shoe got stuck :yep:

[Reece]

he didn't want it back!! :oops::doh:

[Mr Quatro]

It was brown shoe anyway :D

[Reece]

Aktungbby asked for the other :oops:

[Aktungbby]

sneeringly:"shoeflies don't bother me"

[Reece]

you mean pooflies don't you? :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

either way there'll B flies

[Jimbuna]

escaping when his wallets opened

[Reece]

they buzzed around him until

[Jimbuna]

a huge gust of wind

[Reece]

blew them into his face :oops::o

[Jimbuna]

they flew up his nose

[Reece]

and laid maggots, this was

[Jimbuna]

more than could be tolerated

[Eichhörnchen]

so he switched off the

[Mr Quatro]

A/C, but got real hot :yep:

[Reece]

his nose swelled so big

[Texas Red]

It covered his entire forehead!

[Reece]

Jimmy Durante was so jealous he

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/28/Jimmy_Durante_Jimmy_Durante_Show_1957.jpg

[Jimbuna]

ran back into his cell

[Reece]

and threw a huge tantrum :o

[Jimbuna]

later named 'The Jailhouse Rock'

[Texas Red]

He started a band in

[Jimbuna]

the back end of beyond

[Texas Red]

Pluto, in the Oort Cloud

[Reece]

some fine gibberish flowing forth

[Mr Quatro]

pass rest of apple pie :yep:

[Reece]

would you like cream sir? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

or some vanilla ice cream

[Reece]

No!! Then have some yucky

[Jimbuna]

snail trail sticky goo then

[Texas Red]

Vanilla ice cream....delicious. Meanwhile,

[Aktungbby]

ooda looping thru oort clouds

[Jimbuna]

meant the madness had returned

[Aktungbby]

as the Kuiper belt tightened!:O:

[Texas Red]

Protecting us from HR-6819s blackhole

[Reece]

then Aktungbby bent over - AAAAAH!! :o:oops:

[Aktungbby]

'cause blackholes really do matter'

[Reece]

matter being the key word

[Aktungbby]

or antimatter; however you will....

[Reece]

but this is brown matter!! :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

the only matter that smells

[Reece]

like crap, gee, it is!! :dead:

[Jimbuna]

and it always will be

[Reece]

the beast was taken aback but

[Jimbuna]

forgot to leave a note

[Aktungbby]

on his symphony's first draft

[Eichhörnchen]

in the squirrel club house,

[Texas Red]

Where all nuts things occur

[Aktungbby]

and eighth graders are prohibited :O:

[Texas Red]

I have fake IDs, I'm

[Reece]

actually a complete nut job

[Texas Red]

Playing with my pet rock

[Reece]

that I threw at Aktungbby

[Aktungbby]

pet rock therapy from downunder!:yeah:

[Reece]

the rock struck his groin

https://media4.giphy.com/media/XJWabIGenG29ChjBTL/giphy.gif

[Jimbuna]

ending all his perverted practices

[Reece]

in a squeaky voice said "

[Aktungbby]

ROCK ON! you perverted pirates:Kaleun_Goofy:

[Jimbuna]

time to sling yer hooks

[Texas Red]

Into some healthy habits, not

[Reece]

your usual crap, so he

[Texas Red]

Got fit and ripped, surely

[Reece]

he overdone it, now he

[Jimbuna]

was in deep smelly stuff

[Reece]

he saluted and went down :Kaleun_Salute:

[Jimbuna]

with the whole ships company

[Aktungbby]

:Kaleun_Party::help:blackhearted buggers... on eternal downlow!:arrgh!: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=11510

[Texas Red]

Davys Locker is horrifying, especially

[Mr Quatro]

with woman's like claw nails :oops:

[Reece]

that is just disgusting Mr Quatro!! :oops:

[Texas Red]

Mr. Davy wasn't pleased when he

[Reece]

saw Aktungbby join his fold :o:oops:

[Texas Red]

"Aktung, You got till the

[Reece]

end of the day, then

[Jimbuna]

it'll be your bed time

[Reece]

he got a spanking instead :yeah:

[Aktungbby]

Right willingly by my dominatrix :arrgh!: https://media.tenor.com/images/cfd89643ca638c5c0ed9d1f89b4fb3ea/tenor.gif

[Reece]

a face like a bus!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

and a matching straw beard

[Aktungbby]

that was also strapped on!:timeout:

[Jimbuna]

to his turnip shaped chin

[Eichhörnchen]

(The End). One morning, Reece

[Jimbuna]

decided to undergo a lobotomy

[Aktungbby]

(The End). then, his End checked proctologically

[Mr Quatro]

like with flashlight in tunnel :yep:

[Aktungbby]

finally "meetin' the enema": US!:arrgh!: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/49/Pogo_-_Earth_Day_1971_poster.jpg/240px-Pogo_-_Earth_Day_1971_poster.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Pogo_-_Earth_Day_1971_poster.jpg):O:

[Mr Quatro]

Lucky Steve doesn't visit here :o

"meetin" = "meeting"

PS I know you were just trying to be pogo though :yep:

[Eichhörnchen]

... meanwhile, in Reece's descending colon,

[Aktungbby]

governed by Earth's magma core

[Reece]

the colon let rip causing

[Texas Red]

:::Casuing::::Terible:::::destruction:::::And::::: Death:::::

[Mr Quatro]

sounds really really bad, uh? :o

[Texas Red]

::::Colons::::Are:::Overrated::::Catheters::::Are

[Aktungbby]

::::Colons::::Are:::Overrated::::Catheters::::Are DEPENDS on your perspective Grasshopper!:arrgh!:

[Reece]

the colon started to leak :doh::oops:

[Aktungbby]

Aktung handed Reece
used DEPENDS

[Reece]

handed sloppy filled ones back! :yeah:

[Aktungbby]

but the planet was saved!:yeah:

[Mr Quatro]

but killed all the seagulls :yep:

[Reece]

Aktungbby's house stank so bad

[Jimbuna]

it had to be demolished

[Reece]

so he purchased a houseboat

[Jimbuna]

in the bay of pigs

[Reece]

the bilge overflowed and

[Mr Quatro]

the EPA fined Aktung $500 :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and a box of depends

[Aktungbby]

cut low in speedo style:O:

[Jimbuna]

speedo? more like snails pace

[Aktungbby]

on the slime trail o'life:Kaleun_Sick:

[Texas Red]

At which we travel for

[Aktungbby]

fallacious phalanxes of pretentious provachoi:o

[Gerald]

."You owe me fifteen grand

[Texas Red]

Says Kevin McCalister as he

[Gerald]

forgot this, and suffered the

[Aktungbby]

sudden down of up staircase

[Gerald]

but it wouldn't be nothing

[Texas Red]

As he had been left

[Mr Quatro]

alone in his crib crying :yep:

[Texas Red]

"Why did Mr. Boombox leave me?"

[Reece]

oh what a big baby!! :yep:

[Texas Red]

He needed Baby Shark to

[Reece]

He needed Baby Shark to

bite Aktungbby's hairy backside, nice!! :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

lacking any sense of smell

[Reece]

the beast wandered around aimlessly, Jim

[Gerald]

enjoying a great curry steak

[Reece]

with Reece and Gerald until

[Gerald]

the food was eaten up

[Texas Red]

By me who had just

[Gerald]

smoke a "spliff" in house :timeout:

[Eichhörnchen]

while reading Spanker's Weekly magazine

[Texas Red]

Some nice looking stuff in

[Mr Quatro]

Aktung's little black box, uh? :yep:

[Aktungbby]

most of it requiring batteries:yeah::O:

[Jimbuna]

more like a nuclear reactor

[Gerald]

Aktung had three large pieces

[Jimbuna]

of bacon in his belly

[Aktungbby]

cannibalism! given mankind's porcine nature!

[Texas Red]

Ribs and barbecue are coming!

[Reece]

but wait, his tummy's swelling :o

[Texas Red]

Its an ogre! Aktung ate

[Gerald]

raw carrots with lingonberry jam

[Texas Red]

And puked out a new

[Reece]

form of life, baby Aktungbby

[Aktungbby]

/\ "baby Akung...BBY" is redundant:shucks:

[Reece]

Daddy AK rejects his child! :wah:

[Jimbuna]

money will soon change hands

[Reece]

as Jim fights for custody :yep:

[Texas Red]

With Gerald being the unwitting

[Gerald]

,suddenly Reese and Jim appear

[Texas Red]

Stealin' Aktungs Body-pillow, they

[Jimbuna]

soon realise it was riddled

[Aktungbby]

undulating enigmas in comely cunundrums:03:o

[Jimbuna]

basically a verbal diarrhoea pillow

[Aktungbby]

soggy but very family friendly

[Jimbuna]

or so the label claimed

[Aktungbby]

with admonition: "Dry clean only..."

[Jimbuna]

prior to dipping in acid

[Aktungbby]

subject to voodoo purification rites:shucks:

[Texas Red]

What a wonky pillow! Jim

[Aktungbby]

It's actually named Willy Wonky!:haha:

[Jimbuna]

As soon as people realised

[Mr Quatro]

Aktung is really just robocall :yep:

[Aktungbby]

fuel'd by AriceptViagra happy pills

[Jimbuna]

and a steam driven turbine

[Aktungbby]

for superb well vectored thrusts

[Jimbuna]

with either of his prosthesis

[Texas Red]

He was really good with

[Aktungbby]

with either of his prosthesis

He was really good withwriting his beerswilling prost! thesis:Kaleun_Cheers::yeah::arrgh!:

[Texas Red]

I have finally donated! Wow,

[Mr Quatro]

Did Neal give you cookie? :yep:

[Reece]

it was moldy choc chip :oops::doh:

[Aktungbby]

from Aktung's fire bugout basket

[Gerald]

the cake contained an alcohol

[Reece]

98 proof that caught fire :o

[Jimbuna]

and burned the house down

[Gerald]

all persons survived and toasted

[Aktungbby]

with Aktung's bugout-box antiseptic Everclear:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Jimbuna]

hidden under his china potty

[Gerald]

they were essential household utensils

[Jimbuna]

utilised for non essential use

[Texas Red]

endless universe, non-essential is

[Gerald]

less than Captain the Beast :salute:

[Texas Red]

I rule the high seas!

[Gerald]

In a big rubber boat :ahoy:

[Aktungbby]

with an equally inflatable crew!:yeah:

[Texas Red]

I use them as shields

[Gerald]

which is natural in Bay

[Reece]

the crew mutinied and tossed

[Aktungbby]

airpump and patch kits overboard

[Reece]

the sea cocks were opened

[Aktungbby]

and port side bilgepumps manned

[Jimbuna]

by the unintelligible gibbering fool

[Catfish]

who forgot the starboard side

[Jimbuna]

wasn't on the left side

[Gerald]

which some people don't now

[Jimbuna]

but a lot more 'know'