The Five Word Story Game

[Aktungbby]

in lieu of social distancing

[Reece]

Jim said, "who cares anyway!!" :o

[Jimbuna]

Reece did this for years

[Reece]

with my old mate Jim! :up:

[Jimbuna]

watching from a safe distance

[Reece]

Aktungbby took notes and declared :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Reece needed intense psychotic help

[Aktungbby]

for either of his minds

[Mr Quatro]

We are all multi-personality :yep:

[Jimbuna]

in one way or another

[Reece]

Jim was intellectually challenged and

[Jimbuna]

stood out from the rest

[Reece]

Aktungbby laughed so hard he

[Jimbuna]

lost track of all time

[Mr Quatro]

then noticed his zipper down :o

[Aktungbby]

revealing his bright pink speedo:o

[Jimbuna]

seriously stained at the front

[Aktungbby]

from wicked trouserless shore leaves :O:

[Reece]

that's disgusting Aktungbby, you should

[Aktungbby]

avoid the seamy Malabar coast

[Reece]

unless you like social diseases :doh:

[Aktungbby]

caused by poor social distancing

[Mr Quatro]

Aktungbby's pockets full of money :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

including his fannypack and sporran https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d7/c1/f4/d7c1f4a2b603cd8ca546ef84c088bdea.jpg

[Reece]

Aktungbby was arrested for indecent

[Mr Quatro]

suggestions to the policeman to

[Reece]

bend over, Jim was shocked :o

[Jimbuna]

when he viewed the evidence

[Reece]

Jim sentenced Aktungbby to serve

[Jimbuna]

the rest of his life

[Reece]

the rest of his life

making toilet paper, Aktungbby cried :yep:

[Aktungbby]

"cause paper machines are dangerous

[Mr Quatro]

Prison warden "make toilet paper" :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

especially the 'non stick' variety

[Aktungbby]

useful in 'pickup soap' games:o:yep::oops::O:

[Jimbuna]

in the Governors rear office

[Aktungbby]

cleanliness being next to godliness

[Mr Quatro]

Governor spanked Aktungbby really bad :oops:

[Jimbuna]

with a brown leather belt

[Aktungbby]

in the Governors rear office for confusing 'office ' for 'orifice':k_confused:

[Reece]

with a brown leather belt
Aktungbby cried in pain but

[Fubar2Niner]

came back for more fun

[Reece]

a whip was then used :oops:

[Jimbuna]

the cat o' nine tails

[Reece]

Aktungbby screamed but smiled too!! :doh:

[Fubar2Niner]

As the cat crept in

[Reece]

next thing the cat jumped :o

[Jimbuna]

into a box of eclairs

[Reece]

they belonged to Jim who

[Jimbuna]

was hoarding them for weeks

[Reece]

Aktungbby scoffed them all down!! :o

[Jimbuna]

when you think about it

[Reece]

he should puke very soon!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Mr Quatro]

Aktungbby died 30 hours ago :yep:

[Aktungbby]

but pre-arranged his 'second coming'!:yep:

[Reece]

that's a nasty threat Aktungbby!! :oops::timeout:

[Mr Quatro]

but pre-arranged his 'second coming'!:yep:

bad Aktungbby used 6 words :yep:

[Mr Quatro]

pre-thinking can eliminate problem :hmmm:

[Reece]

pre-ej . . . not going there!!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

pre-ejection period reads better

[Aktungbby]

AMENDED: PRE-EJECTION READS BETTER....PERIOD!:O:

[Reece]

One day STEED decided to

[Mr Quatro]

go up hill with Jill :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

hopin' downhill'd be a thrill:D

[Reece]

but he slipped on poop

[Aktungbby]

WHICH SMOOTHED THE DOWNHILL GLIDE

[Reece]

until he slammed into a

[Jimbuna]

sty full of smelly pigs

[Aktungbby]

THAT VORACIOUSLY 'HOGGED' HIM DOWN

[Jimbuna]

to a level previously unimaginable

[Aktungbby]

making the downhill even slipprier!

[Jimbuna]

than a ski jumpers ramp

[Reece]

crawling out he swore revenge

[Aktungbby]

vexed by life's slippery slope

[Reece]

he attacked Aktungbby who screamed

[Mr Quatro]

get turtle off my penis :o

[Reece]

this is getting too kinky!!

[Aktungbby]

COMNG FROM ONE SO 'WHACKY'?

[Reece]

a dignified STEED walked off :yep:

[Jimbuna]

the edge of the world

[Aktungbby]

only to discover Gideon's Bible

[Jimbuna]

had sold out centuries ago

[Mr Quatro]

still found dead man's hands :arrgh!:

[Aktungbby]

like Reece's: doing whacky things:o

[Jimbuna]

in the local lunatic asylum

[Aktungbby]

NOT PREPARED FOR SOCIAL SPACING

[Jimbuna]

those of a mental disposition

[Aktungbby]

sans id, ego, or superego

[Reece]

Aktungbby's verbal diarrhea oozes forth!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

Freudian slip from Down Under!

[Mr Quatro]

Did Aktungbby get turtle off?

[Reece]

no it was too stiff. :oops::doh:

[Aktungbby]

befitting a stalwart community pillar

[Jimbuna]

of salt and ground pepper

[Reece]

that got up Aktungbby's nose :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

and into his hairless cranium

[Reece]

he started to scratch it

[Jimbuna]

with a six inch nail

[Reece]

but it bent so he

[Jimbuna]

hit it with a hammer

[Aktungbby]

"enough foreplay!" screamed his inamorata:shucks:

[Jimbuna]

from inside her prison cell

[Aktungbby]

A CAGED BEAST WITHOUT MERCY

[Mr Quatro]

it just slid off, uh? :o

[Aktungbby]

LIKE ANY TURTLEDOVE OF LOVE

[Jimbuna]

in a hot gilded cage

[Mr Quatro]

Aktungbby coupled with a woodpecker :haha:

[Aktungbby]

SUPERBLY 'SHIVERING HER SPLINTERY TIMBERS'

[Reece]

^ ????
What a load of dribble!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

caged beasts never dribble quibble:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

. If not now then when?

[Reece]

probably a year from now :yep:

[Jimbuna]

it will all pass over

[Reece]

like a foul stench, this

[Jimbuna]

is what you are predicting

[Aktungbby]

Nay! Predicting requires great foresight:O:

[Jimbuna]

and a cabbage patch doll

[Mr Quatro]

hiding among the Easter Eggs :yep:

[Aktungbby]

without hearing even a 'peep':O:

[Reece]

out of Aktungbby who was

[Jimbuna]

relatively quiet for a change

[Aktungbby]

off whacking instead of blathering :D

[Mr Quatro]

his blaberling drooling cup language :yep:

[Aktungbby]

shunning riff-raff for the hoi-paloi:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

leave our welcome bot alone

[Aktungbby]

MULTI-TASKING: whacking, WELCOMING, AND WINNING:rock::O:

[Jimbuna]

a bag of nutty slack

[Aktungbby]

par for the lockdown blues:wah:

[Jimbuna]

and nicely out of tune

[Aktungbby]

politics, pandemics and paranoia.... alltogether:k_confused:

[Mr Quatro]

adds up to looney tunes :D

[Jimbuna]

over on the kiddies channel

[Reece]

where you'll find Aktungbby, meanwhile

[Jimbuna]

down at the lunatic asylum

[Reece]

Mr_Quatro acted as a door

[Jimbuna]

stop nailed to the floor

[Reece]

until Jim tripped over him :o

[Jimbuna]

and shut the door abruptly

[Mr Quatro]

locking Mr Quatro outside of harm :yep:

[Aktungbby]

WHILE STRAIGHTJACKETED AKTUNG STRUGGLED VAINLY

[Mr Quatro]

^ ARE YOU YELLING FOR HELP!

[Aktungbby]

TRYIN' TO FREE ONE HAND :O:

[Jimbuna]

that being an impossible task

[Mr Quatro]

Houdini lost San Francisco Bay :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

but won over The Bronx

[Reece]

Aktungbby managed to free herself :doh::oops:

[Aktungbby]

herself AND STARTED SINGING PALLIATIVE HYMNS

[Reece]

with a high pitched voice. :up:

[Aktungbby]

EARNING A VIENNA CHOIR AUDITION

[Reece]

after a curtsy Aktungbby sang "

[Beckham]

With a Corona in his hand.

[Reece]

the boys were getting exited :oops:

[Aktungbby]

GLEEFULLY PLAYING 'DROP THE SOAP':doh:

[Jimbuna]

and let the fun ensue

[Reece]

so Aktungbby dropped the soap

[Jimbuna]

and ran out the bathroom

[Aktungbby]

SLIPPIN AND SLIDIN' AND HIDIN'

[Jimbuna]

under the nearest cow dung

[Aktungbby]

a coward's fate for certain:shucks:

[Mr Quatro]

Anyone think Aktungbby speaks BS? :yep:

[Jimbuna]

took you awhile to notice :)

[Aktungbby]

the art of Bovine Scatology :hmph:

[Jimbuna]

was probably his greatest achievement

[Mr Quatro]

Anyone ask Beckham to share? :arrgh!:

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1283&pictureid=10922

[Aktungbby]

high praise from Jimbunius Caesar:roll::rock::()1:

[Jimbuna]

the lord of the rings

[Aktungbby]

WHO'S BEER EMPORUIM'D TOGA PARTIES https://i.pinimg.com/originals/75/31/04/7531040de2cc6d3500909bd91cc1e8d6.png

[Reece]

that Aktungbby attended were disgusting!! :oops::nope:

[Aktungbby]

'cause Aktung's mini toga could'nt

[Mr Quatro]

hide Aktungbby was a woman :o

[Aktungbby]

who's decolletage needed remedial uplifting

[Mr Quatro]

what heck does that mean? :hmmm:

[Reece]

Who know, he always dribbles

[Aktungbby]

from Timbuktuu to Bun-Bun Ga:D

[Jimbuna]

Attempting to return to sanity

[Reece]

an impossible task I feel. :timeout:

[Jimbuna]

I would have to concur

[Aktungbby]

IN CONCURRANCE ART THOU DAMNED:D

[Mr Quatro]

so concurrence means Aktungbby agrees :yep:

concurrence
agreement or consistency

[Jimbuna]

try fathoming that one out

[Reece]

try fathoming that one out
I think he gave up! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

NOT GIVE UP... SEEK FATHOMS!:shucks:

[Mr Quatro]

Reece woke sleepy Aktungbby up! :yep:

[Texas Red]

Aktungbby is actually a Lizard

[Mr Quatro]

Alright a newbie knows Aktungbby :up:

[Aktungbby]

Aktungbby is actually a Lizardscaley tailed lil' 'debble' fer sure:shucks:

[Reece]

more like a lounge lizard! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

. You become what you believe

[Reece]

I believe I'm 18 again! :D

[Jimbuna]

is that stones or tons?

[Reece]

Oh you are awful Jim!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

no doubt some would agree

[Aktungbby]

...and by concurrence be damned,:O:

[Jimbuna]

to a life of riley

[Mr Quatro]

who the heck is he?



Welcome aboard Riley :up:

[Aktungbby]

one who 'riles" you up!:O:

[Mr Quatro]

Now that's funny Aktungbby ... finally :D

[Jimbuna]

realising the meaning of life

[Aktungbby]

...god is a ruthless comedian

[Jimbuna]

perhaps you should consider recanting

[Aktungbby]

as the moyl reshortens me!:k_confused:

[Mr Quatro]

What does your t-shirt say?

[Jimbuna]

time you took a rest

[Aktungbby]

ultimately, we're all 'at rest':doh:

[Jimbuna]

today is full of possible

[Aktungbby]

BUT NOT AN OPEN RESTAURANT!:wah:

[Mr Quatro]

RESTaurant is now take-out :up:

[Aktungbby]

RESTaurant is now take-out :up:after becoming the 'new-normal': takeaurant?:wah:

[Reece]

plenty of park benches to

[Texas Red]

Feed the lizard men, Aktungbby.

[Reece]

yeh, throw him some crumbs!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

I'd settle for chartreuse crumbs

[Mr Quatro]

Yea! The beast is back :up:

[Reece]

bring out the whips, lets

[Reece]

"CRACK!!" Jim whipped Aktungbby's ass!! :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

with a red hot poker

[Reece]

Aktungbby screamed, then smiled, Jim

[Jimbuna]

put him in the brig

[Mr Quatro]

Just when thought was over :yep:

[Jimbuna]

along came a fresh idea

[Aktungbby]

:more viagra with bigger whip!:Kaleun_Thumbs_Up::oops:

[Mr Quatro]

Aktungbby has a bigger what? :o

[Jimbuna]

I reckon ego will suffice

[Aktungbby]

Silence! One should never brag.:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

about the number of interruptions

[Texas Red]

The Lizard Club was founded

[Reece]

by Aktungbby in late 1921 :yep:

[Mr Quatro]

Is that 7:21 pm civilian time?

[Texas Red]

No its 9:17 Lizard time

[Aktungbby]

ain't no time like lizardtime

[Texas Red]

Everyone loves Lizard time, dogtoo

[Reece]

until the dog dropped a

[Jimbuna]

bone in the water bowl

[Reece]

Aktungbby grabbed it to chew :doh:

[Jimbuna]

with his new false teeth

[Reece]

but they fell out, the

[Jimbuna]

paving stone shattered into pieces

[Fubar2Niner]

Stonehenge would never recover from

[Cyborg322]

going stone broke, the Druids

[Jimbuna]

were a real crazy bunch

[Aktungbby]

doing a bacchanal pow-wow dance

[Fubar2Niner]

in their masses, gathered like

[Jimbuna]

Looking like that time again

[Mr Quatro]

Easter flowers spring up here :yep:

[Fubar2Niner]

and large amounts of weed !

[Texas Red]

For the hoodlums to smoke

[Reece]

mmmm, weed, needs more *CHOKE*

[Jimbuna]

and a little whiskey chaser

[Reece]

"the beast" decided to take a

[Jimbuna]

poodle out for a walk