The Five Word Story Game

[Reece]

personally I play tiddlywinks, it's

[Jimbuna]

the only game you understand

[Texas Red]

Seems Australian, I wonder why

[blackswan40]

winking tiddlys always come back

[Reece]

Me in the championship finals:

https://ca-times.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/088033c/2147483647/strip/true/crop/5359x3573+0+0/resize/840x560%21/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fcalifornia-times-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com%2F47%2F50%2Fdf548d4241 c883118ea1f21cb520%2Fla-fg-col1-england-tiddlywinks.06.JPG

[Texas Red]

Me in the championship finals:

https://ca-times.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/088033c/2147483647/strip/true/crop/5359x3573+0+0/resize/840x560%21/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fcalifornia-times-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com%2F47%2F50%2Fdf548d4241 c883118ea1f21cb520%2Fla-fg-col1-england-tiddlywinks.06.JPG

joke right? I don't know

[Reece]

what to believe anymore, Jim

[blackswan40]

played in the village of :yep:


https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=11781

[Reece]

will Jim accept the challenge? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

sending him back to jail

[blackswan40]

Reece looks good in stripes


https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=11782

[Texas Red]

but not in rainbow stripes!

[Jimbuna]

and even better in chains

https://i.postimg.cc/tCbMF1ry/stock-photo-young-prisoner-in-chains-against-gray-322080656.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Texas Red]

maybe even a hook and

[blackswan40]

just for tiddlywinking in public :oops:

[Jimbuna]

when the kids are asleep

[blackswan40]

Jimbuna north east goat breeder :yep:


https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=11783

[Jimbuna]

and leader of the TOON

[Reece]

factory where El Whacko liked to

[Jimbuna]

go and give his respects

[Reece]

but unfortunately this time they

[blackswan40]

were closed for staff training

[Jimbuna]

and initiating new sales techniques

[blackswan40]

el whacko hard sell merchant :yep:

[Aktungbby]

of thin-crust boudoir recuperative pizzas:O:

[Jimbuna]

from the local food bank

[Reece]

where Aktungbby worked as janitor

[Aktungbby]

adroit at "milling about smartly"!:03:

[blackswan40]

Aktungbby janitor or super hero

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n91lSO0wJQ

[Aktungbby]

'caped custodian' flying his broom!

[Jimbuna]

where none other have flown

[Texas Red]

to somewhere over the rainbow

[Aktungbby]

Clickin' his red slipper heels

[Texas Red]

and playing with his pet

[Jimbuna]

hate, a deflated rubber ball

[Aktungbby]

marooned on a lonely isle https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?pictureid=11593&albumid=815&dl=1604244288&thumb=1

[Jimbuna]

inhabited by flesh eating zombies

[Aktungbby]

relentlessly foraging for just desserts

[Texas Red]

they ate carmel eyeballs, yuck

[Aktungbby]

and all other carmelized balls:O:

[Reece]

Suddenly Aktungbby felt a pain

[Texas Red]

as his eye turned into

[Aktungbby]

his nether region's deepest depths

[Reece]

blowing off gas and oozing

[Aktungbby]

whilst cruisin', boozin', an'... snoozin':Kaleun_Sleep:

[Reece]

blowing off gas and oozing
whilst cruisin', boozin', an'... snoozin':Kaleun_Sleep:
El Whacko lit a match . . . WHOOM!! :o:dead:

[Jimbuna]

the house roof blew off

[Reece]

Aktungbby staggered out and fell

[Jimbuna]

into an alligator infested swamp

[Texas Red]

where no man could save

[Jimbuna]

themselves from being terribly savaged

[Aktungbby]

by potential shoes and handbags

[Jimbuna]

manufactured in the third world

[Aktungbby]

manufactured in the third world completely reslanting global luxury economics

[blackswan40]

Uganda's Flip Flop Exports Soar


https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=11787

[Reece]

Out of control until finally

[Texas Red]

The UK invades, jealous of

[Reece]

the colours even though they

[blackswan40]

are not Toon Colours Jim


https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=11788

[Jimbuna]

probably more suitable for mackems

[blackswan40]

the ball has a bell :yep:

[Aktungbby]

but sometimes, belles have balls:O:

[Texas Red]

that is a little creepy

[Reece]

typical of Aktungbby's crude demeanor :O:

[Aktungbby]

AHEM: "belle of the ball??!!":know:

[Reece]

fondling of balls more like!! :oops:

[Aktungbby]

¿You mean 'Cajoling of Cajónes??!:yeah:

[blackswan40]

in wifes black slinky ones :o:oops::o(its a blackswan fetish :timeout:)



https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=11790

[Reece]

Suddenly Russia launched a nuke :o

[blackswan40]

roses bloom two months early :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

then wilt two months early

[blackswan40]

they Glow in the dark

[Jimbuna]

only if set on fire

[Texas Red]

Radium paint was used instead

[Jimbuna]

of using the usual crap

[blackswan40]

hope its shiny side up

[Aktungbby]

I'm up for a shiny crap

[Jimbuna]

sandwich served in sewage canteen

[Texas Red]

and with angry drill instructors

[blackswan40]

make us paint coal white

[Texas Red]

and water white, something that

[Reece]

too stupid, I give up!! :nope:

[blackswan40]

until you post again matey :yep:

[Jimbuna]

from the local lunatic asylum

[blackswan40]

Known to inmates as Subsim :D

[Jimbuna]

far too many to name

[blackswan40]

Reece has friends in high

[Jimbuna]

places such as a gallows

[Texas Red]

And in lower places like

[Jimbuna]

his dark and dingy dungeon

[blackswan40]

for some slap and tickle :yep:

[Jimbuna]

in the dark corner area

[Aktungbby]

recesses of his lower brain:salute::O:

[blackswan40]

upper brain area too fragmented

[Aktungbby]

due to a botched lobotomy

[Jimbuna]

at the local lunatic asylum

[blackswan40]

Surgery by trainee spud peeler

[Cyborg322]

the surgery went well sorta https://i.postimg.cc/ThgsyR5k/714-Wuezrc-OL-AC-SL1500.jpg (https://postimg.cc/ThgsyR5k)

[Aktungbby]

with an inmate soupspoon trephinist

[blackswan40]

aka the breakfast cereal killer :yep:

[Jimbuna]

was released for good behaviour

[Aktungbby]

outright 'madness' reduced to 'pique" :O:'

[Jimbuna]

the tramp across the yard

[Aktungbby]

and the strutting right back

[Jimbuna]

that always stuttered and stumbled

[Aktungbby]

bumbling and rambling; precipitously leaning

[blackswan40]

towards another get rich quick

[Jimbuna]

before the police find out

[Reece]

Too late!! Jim caught Aktungbby

[Aktungbby]

consumating their Valentine's Day Massacre

[Reece]

they attacked blackswan40 with rubber

[Texas Red]

and melted tar. They coated

[Reece]

his private parts with creamy

[Texas Red]

Whipped cream and maraschino cherries

[Reece]

Aktungbby looked on with delight

[blackswan40]

poor swanny lost his eyebrows

[Reece]

and that's not all, he

[blackswan40]

lost his southern man beared :o:oops::o

[Jimbuna]

he wore at blue dolphin

[Cyborg322]

nightclub for gentlemen who like

[Jimbuna]

to meet with Mr Aktungbby

[blackswan40]

in his wooly knitted tanktop

[Jimbuna]

from the local charity shop

[Aktungbby]

Hairy Palming across the footlights

[Jimbuna]

of the old town cemetery

[Aktungbby]

entertaining zombies, neer-do-wells and derelicts

[Jimbuna]

from the local church mission

[Texas Red]

and the SCP Foundation too!

[blackswan40]

of brotherly love for all


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojYPHr1kvTQ

[Texas Red]

The Foundation has terminated Bob

[Reece]

for wearing dresses to work

[Aktungbby]

whilst wearing skivvies under
kilt:nope: https://i.pinimg.com/564x/b4/1e/3c/b41e3ccf941f64052c8b3ae4fc0ef139.jpg

[Reece]

That is just so disgusting

[Jimbuna]

to see in windy weather

[blackswan40]

rather chilly around the argylls

[Jimbuna]

cooler than the outer hebrides

[blackswan40]

aktungs Mrs knits woolen skivves


https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=11799

[Reece]

shh . . . what's that clanking sound? :oops:

[Jimbuna]

could be two balls clashing

[blackswan40]

doc says apply three times

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=11801

[Aktungbby]

shh . . . what's that clanking sound? :oops:

...and lubricating the codpiece hinges:03:

[Texas Red]

...and lubricating the codpiece hinges:03:

He made his codpiece from

[Jimbuna]

an old haggis spice bag

[Reece]

but tore whilst bending over :o:oops:

[Texas Red]

exposing emptiness!!! No nuts here! :dead:

[Reece]

Bob does have squeaky voice!! :oops::dead:

[blackswan40]

Bobs your uncle now hes

[Reece]

Babs your auntie, oh dear!! :o:doh::oops::dead:

[Jimbuna]

what a weird family connection

[Reece]

sounds like an Aktungbby offshoot :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

might be the missing link

[blackswan40]

cactus jack the second coming


https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=11806

[Aktungbby]

....an Aktungbby offshoot :hmmm:

...jack the second coming


https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=11806/\Together? :timeout:A Freudian Slip, surely!!:arrgh!:
,

[Jimbuna]

now that was very good :haha:

[Aktungbby]

my brain's left side noticed! :rock::Kaleun_Salivating:

[Reece]

but the right side failed :oops:

[Texas Red]

resulting in a Death-by

[Reece]

a split personality, poor Aktungbby :wah:

[Texas Red]

his eyes changed colors and

[Reece]

then popped out, stinky poo!! :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

was all that was left

[Reece]

good fertilizer for my roses!! :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

and food for the cat

[Texas Red]

Garfield stepped in and ate

[blackswan40]

Jimbuna's Jamaican Ginger Cake and

[Jimbuna]

experienced death as a consequence

[Reece]

but not until he grinned

[blackswan40]

and was Reincarnated as squirrelcat :yep:


https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=11808

[Texas Red]

He hopes to achieve Nirvana

[Jimbuna]

by the end of yesterday

[Texas Red]

He will always be around

[Reece]

purely to annoy Jim until

[Jimbuna]

the fat lady stops singing

[Reece]

after a good hefty slap!! :o:yeah:

[Texas Red]

Jim promptly went to jail

[Jimbuna]

without any prospect of bail

[blackswan40]

queen lizzie give him this


https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=11812

[Aktungbby]

swift 'colèe' to beknighted arse!

[Jimbuna]

said the law courts clown

[Reece]

Jim took offense at Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

who was wearing Reece's stockings

[Reece]

trying to impress Jim but

[Jimbuna]

making a mess of it

[Reece]

Suddenly blackswan40 dropped a stinker :wah:

[blackswan40]

not Guilty squirrelcats had lasagna

[Reece]

it was Jim standing nearby!! :dead:

[blackswan40]

it cleared El Whacko's sinuses

[Jimbuna]

before his nose fell off

[blackswan40]

into patato heads accessories box

[Texas Red]

and my favorite food was

[Reece]

Zucchini, turnip, and cauliflower pie :yep:

[blackswan40]

pickeled onions on burnt toast :yep:

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=11816

[Texas Red]

pickeled onions on burnt toast :yep:

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=11816

I got nobody pregnant, except

[Aktungbby]

a binary fissioning kinky amoeba

[Reece]

El Whacko was so worried he

[Aktungbby]

thought he'd met Mitochondrial Eve:o

[Reece]

sorry could you please explain? :hmmm:

[blackswan40]

first the earth cooled then

[Jimbuna]

lunatics took over the asylum

[blackswan40]

the new Buna wing opens

[Jimbuna]

as soon as the pubs

[Reece]

dry out, this calamity caused

[blackswan40]

blackswan40 quiting boozing for lent

[Reece]

an excellent move, I approve! :up:

[Jimbuna]

how to stop an addiction

[Reece]

a book from author Jim :yep:

[Jimbuna]

would be the latest bestseller

[blackswan40]

swanny wants best stella instead :yep:

[Texas Red]

Jim could become the king!

[blackswan40]

also authoritie on the Toon


https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=11817

[Jimbuna]

Army shall always be kings

[blackswan40]

Aktungbby will be queen of

[Texas Red]

His backyard, ruling with an

[blackswan40]

rusty hoe and leaky bucket

[Reece]

used for emtpying the sewage http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[blackswan40]

on Jimbunas prize rainbow roses

[Aktungbby]

which by any other name

[Reece]

would be called rainbow roses

[Jimbuna]

or the multi coloured Triffids

[blackswan40]

or Bunas eatipus plant and


https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=11819

[Reece]

to add a little spice . . .

[Jimbuna]

a heaped serving of cayenne

[blackswan40]

which gave Reece Deli Belly

[Texas Red]

and a jelly sandwich, no

[Reece]

Way my bowels just exploded

[Jimbuna]

tipping Earth of its axis

[Reece]

the stench was so bad

[Jimbuna]

the angels wept in heaven

[blackswan40]

Dia-calm tabs prices have

[Jimbuna]

hit an all time low

[blackswan40]

Buna's Albran two for one :yep:

[Jimbuna]

buy one get one free

[blackswan40]

now with extra cruncy bits

[Jimbuna]

would taste better if 'crunchy'

[Aktungbby]

as everything 'crunchy' often does

[Reece]

so Jim bit his fingers

[Jimbuna]

after cutting his first teeth

[Texas Red]

and having his ear fall

[blackswan40]

into his fruit medley custard

[Texas Red]

and his carmel cat droppings

[Jimbuna]

were chilling in the fridge

[Texas Red]

with his Snickers and Twix

[Jimbuna]

hidden behind pick an mix

[Texas Red]

Then an Overlord donation appeared!

[blackswan40]

Demanding knit jumpers for squirrels :yep:


https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=11821

[Reece]

the squirrel attacked the overlord :up:

[Texas Red]

but he was halted by

[Reece]

blackswan40 who dropped his guts :yep:

[Texas Red]

yuck!! his guts were everywhere

[Reece]

Jim was definitely not amused :o