The Five Word Story Game

[Aktungbby]

mindlessly meandering the night away

[Jimbuna]

under the bright moonlit sky

[Aktungbby]

mindlessly pursuing similarly clad femme-fatales

[Jimbuna]

hoping to catch a glimpse

[Aktungbby]

there's no hope in dementia

[Jimbuna]

for those who keep forgetting

[Aktungbby]

what they can't recall anyway https://media2.giphy.com/media/TaD4Gn4r41ndC/200w.gif?cid=82a1493bfswoyxos6hsutwlhpqce0vkozfn1j jbqr9vtkxvw&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=200w.gif&ct=g

[Jimbuna]

shouldn't do them any harm

[Rockstar]

driving a Maserati doing 185

[Reece]

Aktungbby driving lost control hitting

[Jimbuna]

a penguin on the sidewalk

[Reece]

that flipped the car and

[Rockstar]

landed perfectly on four wheels

[Jimbuna]

three of which were punctured

[Rockstar]

by a herd of porcupines

[Jimbuna]

recently escaped from the zoo

[Rockstar]

where Reece was the zookeeper

[Jimbuna]

doubling as the village idiot

[Rockstar]

who happily worked for peanuts

[Jimbuna]

or even the odd banana

[blackswan40]

In the Marsh Gibbon Village :yep:


https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=13247

[Jimbuna]

lived a strange old man

[blackswan40]

Who Danced the Funky Gibbon


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXq8rELhUkw

[Rockstar]

swingin' with Tarzan and Jane

(swinging on vines, not the kind of swinging you pervs are thinking of)

[blackswan40]

Aktungbbys the King of swingers



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud5J7Ye332I

[Aktungbby]

Who takes hostages for fruit https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4580848/Orangutan-refuses-let-woman-s-hand.html https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/06/07/15/41327D0500000578-4580848-image-a-47_1496846062601.jpg

[Aktungbby]

whilst dancing DUM-DUM in moonlight https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExd3RpZXlldDRnOW5uZzBpOGZlcGhpMGN 5NDg2ZHRhZ2Z6Y2c3a2NlcyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjd D1n/z8pi6Q8wTxuFO/giphy.gif

[Rockstar]

on stage with Bally Girls

[Reece]

With his boyfriend Jim, they

[Rockstar]

ravaged the scantily clad chimps

[Reece]

Swinging from tree to tree

[Aktungbby]

on vines Tarzan wouldn't touch

[Flaxpants]

After several hours of deliberation

[Aktungbby]

and discussions with Jane and Cheetahhttps://i.pinimg.com/1200x/47/67/f9/4767f96ed17989e6bd3d87759e1997c1.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Aktung underwent his sex change

[Flaxpants]

His huge new breasts protruded

[Jimbuna]

out of his back pockets

[Aktungbby]

his brassiere underwires chafed horribly

[Jimbuna]

against his deformed lower jaw

[Rockstar]

bone while chewing bubble gum

[Reece]

even Barry McKenzie was jealous, finally

[Flaxpants]

Aktungbby got his hands on

[Aktungbby]

training from hands on trainers

[Reece]

how to handle his oversized

[Jimbuna]

pinched from the sweet shop

[Rockstar]

a giant half-eaten chocolate bunny

[Reece]

that Jim confessed to eating!! :o

[Jimbuna]

was a welcome treat indeed

[Reece]

Aktungbby was so jealous he

[Flaxpants]

after that jar of gherkins

[Jimbuna]

spat his dummy at Reece

[Rockstar]

and grabbed a real nipple

[Reece]

and squeezed it at Jim!! :O:

[Rockstar]

who was udderly soaked head-to-toe

[Reece]

Rockstar laughed at him until

[Aktungbby]

struck by the bovine's cloven-hoof

[Jimbuna]

of the farmers pet pig

[Reece]

Rockstar then killed, dressed, and

[Jimbuna]

started the barn dance competition

[Reece]

Jim, Reece and Aktungbby entered

[Jimbuna]

the old age pensioner category

[Flaxpants]

ten years ago. Still, there

[Jimbuna]

are strong signs of improvement

[Rockstar]

with their rhythmic auditory stimulation

[Jimbuna]

ringing out through the sewers

[Aktungbby]

of their miserable auditory decrepitude

[Rockstar]

they can’t hear a fart

[Jimbuna]

but I bet Aktung can

[Aktungbby]

only with my Strarkies onhttps://www.starkey.com/-/media/ConsumerSites/Images/Renderings/ItemSource/StylesBox/Starkey/product-ric.png?h=400&w=240&la=en&hash=8615B5D91E31512C011B26B3D2C5E7114B91B07B:k_co nfused:

[Jimbuna]

speak up, can't hear you

[Aktungbby]

Have a cuppa-joe on me! :shucks:https://i.etsystatic.com/27043226/r/il/fed195/4547020777/il_794xN.4547020777_s4e9.jpg

[Jimbuna]

wouldn't dare post mine here :)

[Reece]

quite agree with you Jim!!!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

When the door bell rang

[Reece]

police entered and grabbed Aktungbby :timeout:

[Jimbuna]

for crimes against vulnerable animals

[blackswan40]

Pouch fingering down under Jim :o:shucks::o

[Jimbuna]

ooh heaven forbid the thought

[Reece]

Aktungbby was a bad boy!! :doh::oops: :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

mostly wicked and very frightening

[Aktungbby]

frightening himself in the mirror

[Jimbuna]

alongside many an old nun

[Rockstar]

streaking naked as a jaybird

[Aktungbby]

hot-trotting habitlessly towards the nunnery,

[Jimbuna]

like a bat outa hell

[Aktungbby]

or a lapsing 'bride o'Christ'!:oops:

[Jimbuna]

well, whatever floats your boat

[Rockstar]

down the class VI rapids

[Reece]

the boat tore apart sending

[Jimbuna]

monkeys scampering up the trees

[Reece]

Aktungbby overtook them climbing higher :o

[Jimbuna]

than king of the apes

[Reece]

he beat his chest and

[Rockstar]

shat upon those standing below

[Aktungbby]

with primeval primate prodigious poop

[Jimbuna]

served with a lemon slice

[Aktungbby]

and a slippery bananna peel

[Jimbuna]

accompanied by a jellied eel

[Rockstar]

upon recieving aktungbby’s righteous gift

[Reece]

he thus puked over himself http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Aktungbby]

and greasy green Limpopo riverbank

[Rockstar]

discovered by Vasco da Gama

[Aktungbby]

and trained macaque, El Mono

[Rockstar]

the beloved commander and chief

[Aktungbby]

primate buggery and lash consultant

[Rockstar]

for the Hasbro toy company

[Reece]

was put in charge of

[Aktungbby]

dis, dat, & nex thang

[Reece]

. Rockstar ripped his pants trying

[Jimbuna]

to stay awake all night

[Reece]

Aktungbby offered him help by

[Jimbuna]

poking him with a stick

[Reece]

going into his nether region :Kaleun_Sick:

[Aktungbby]

butt forgot installing the battery :oops:

[Jimbuna]

using an emergency flare instead

[blackswan40]

As target-indicator for daisycutter Jim :yep:

[Jimbuna]

looked on in savage amusement

[Reece]

After all had settled Jim

[Jimbuna]

took command of the situation

[Reece]

but then just gave up!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

same as the last time

[Reece]

Jim walked off in disgust :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

and caught the bus home

[blackswan40]

Bus stopped for driver change

[Jimbuna]

and a fuel top up

[Aktungbby]

and moving Geordies to rear:O:

[blackswan40]

Of the scullery pot wash

[Reece]

Swanny then hijacked the bus :k_confused:

[Flaxpants]

and made for the coast

[Reece]

flying down hill when suddenly

[Jimbuna]

an angel from heaven appeared

[Reece]

and took Reece to Heaven. :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

to act as a slave

[Reece]

Aktungbby had to obey Jim :yep:

[Jimbuna]

because of his God-like status

[blackswan40]

Patroling the naughty boys landing

[Reece]

Swanny was kicked and landed

[Jimbuna]

in a bowl of soup

[Reece]

he just drank it until

[Jimbuna]

all his teeth fell out

[blackswan40]

Not for the first time :o

[Jimbuna]

tie some string on them

[Rockstar]

and use’em for fairy bait

[blackswan40]

IOU Love note from reece :o:D:o

[Reece]

Swanny then tried kissing Reece!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Flaxpants]

and received a short, sharp

[Reece]

slap across the mouth!! Meanwhile

[Aktungbby]

back at the ranch, Aktung

[Flaxpants]

was making eggs Benedict with

[Reece]

rotten emu eggs, it tasted

[Jimbuna]

like Reece was cooking again

[Reece]

with Jim's help, not very

[Jimbuna]

many people would eat it

[Reece]

except Swanny and Flaxpants, they

[Texas Red]

ran to their feudal lords

[Jimbuna]

begging for a free pass

[blackswan40]

Swanny hoping for granted Asylum

[Jimbuna]

down in the DEF toilets

[Rockstar]

the sanitation workers union protested

[Flaxpants]

they had heard Swanny was

[Rockstar]

they had heard Swanny was

to big and would clog

[Reece]

up the works spewing disgusting

[Rockstar]

undigested chunks of Mongolian Boodog

[Reece]

at Jim copping the lot!! :Kaleun_Sick:

[blackswan40]

Swanny sighed headed to solitary :yep:

[Reece]

and served the same dish!! :oops::oops:

[Jimbuna]

to those still remaining sober

[Reece]

Rockstar gobbled it all down :o

[Jimbuna]

while Reece took another pale

[Reece]

view of the events and

[Jimbuna]

turned into a blushing bride

[Aktungbby]

...a shameless 'maid of Adelaide'!:shucks::O::arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

going by the name TarJak

[Aktungbby]

About Reece:
Biography
I was made in Adelaide "Hoist with his own petard!":yep:

[Reece]

there goes Aktungbby's verbal diarrhea!! :k_confused:

[Rockstar]

Reece close behind cleaning up

[Reece]

his mess, then spanking him!! :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Rockstar]

was referring to the elephant

[Flaxpants]

Is it just me?, or

[Reece]

anyone else here gone mad?? :hmmm:

[Rockstar]

I’m the only sane one

[Reece]

other than Reece here! :up:
Suddenly

[Jimbuna]

a choir of angels appeared

[Rockstar]

and Jimbuna ascended into heaven

[Jimbuna]

on a chariot of gold

[Reece]

then thrown back down again!! :Kaleun_Salute:

[Rockstar]

into the clutches of Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

and his dwarf sidekick Rockstar

[Aktungbby]

who stole Jimbuna's angel wings

[Jimbuna]

only seconds before he died

[Aktungbby]

...reporting to infernality without flap

[Jimbuna]

and joining the walking dead

[Rockstar]

made spicy buffalo angel wings

[Reece]

then Jim was raised again!! :up:

[Aktungbby]

moderating being considered eternal punishment

[Reece]

Aktungbby whipped Jim's butt until

[Rockstar]

kingdom come when Reece appears

[Reece]

and took a bow, then

[Jimbuna]

turned into a flaming ball

[Reece]

Rolling straight under Rockstar's legs!! :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

singeing him in the groin

[Reece]

until he let one rip!!

[Jimbuna]

and blew himself to pieces

[Aktungbby]

and eternal "Blue Darter" membership

[Jimbuna]

was on a very special offer

[Aktungbby]

for keeping ornery wives terrified https://www.facebook.com/yahooentertainment/videos/mythbusters-light-farts-on-fire/10156882036204832/:oops::shucks: :nope::dead:

[Jimbuna]

of cooking the last supper

[Aktungbby]

over less than romantic "fuegos"

[Jimbuna]

favoured by the middle class

[Aktungbby]

and white-trash campers under bridges:oops:

[Jimbuna]

are all going on vacation

[Aktungbby]

roasting road-kill over open flames

[Jimbuna]

to save on energy bills

[Reece]

Aktungbby joined the Russian army :o

[Rockstar]

I’m sure Reece will explain

[blackswan40]

He's trained in operating goulashcannon

[Reece]

Aktungbby fired it at Rockstar!! :Kaleun_Sick::k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

blood and guts splattered everywhere

[Reece]

when the cannon exploded, Jim

[blackswan40]

Asked swanny to priceup bronze

[Jimbuna]

artifacts for the local asylum

[Reece]

where Swanny was a resident. :yep:

[Rockstar]

doctor caring for the insane

[Aktungbby]

night-seizure victims in pink jockstraps

[Jimbuna]

were what turned Aktung on

[Aktungbby]

at his second favorite residence:doh:https://www.sacbee.com/opinion/op-ed/oxmft5/picture9370769/alternates/FREE_1140/100720NapaStateHospital.JPG

[Jimbuna]

the dark side of town

[Aktungbby]

where dope-dealers and whores abound

[Reece]

the army was called in

[Rockstar]

but there wasn’t enough whiskey

[Reece]

so they quit and joined

[blackswan40]

Swanny's sourmash speakeasy drinking club :shucks::()1::shucks:

[Reece]

naturally Aktungbby was the leader!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

What does ' the leaded!!' mean? :o

[Reece]

typical Reece error Jim, fixed!! :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

that's a good little boy :)

[Reece]

goo-goo, I want my mummy!! :oops::88)

[Rockstar]

Get back to the topic

[Reece]

yes master!! Don't beat me!! :wah:

[Jimbuna]

one lash at a time

[Rockstar]

Just how Reece likes it

[Jimbuna]

especially on a Sunday morning

[Aktungbby]

lash first; then the buggery!:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

evidence of state of mind

[Aktungbby]

of contrition and sin's remissions

[Rockstar]

can I get an amen!

[Aktungbby]

just an itchy, mortifying celice

[Jimbuna]

from the prince of darkness

[Aktungbby]

tattood with 666on posterior:yeah:

[Jimbuna]

a sight for sore eyes