The Five Word Story Game

[Reece]

everyone cheered "frying tonight" Josephine! :Kaleun_Cheers:

[Jimbuna]

Not tonight, I've a headache.

[Reece]

you need some asprin Jim? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Rum will do fine, thank you

[Reece]

mmm, here's my glass Jim!!

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[Aktungbby]

Pusser's...with a peppermint cordial?:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Jimbuna]

just purchased another bottle today :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Aktungbby]

I naturally aßumed as much:haha:

[Reece]

and I consumed as much!! :D

[Jimbuna]

as a worm in quicksand

[Reece]

Aktungbby turned around and saw

[Aktungbby]

grim reapers on his six

[Reece]

one of them was Jim!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

draped in a union jack

[Aktungbby]

compensating his lack of andreia:O:

[Jimbuna]

on the granny next door

[Reece]

poor granny started to cry :wah:

[Jimbuna]

when her dentures fell out

[Reece]

Aktungbby tried wearing them but

[Commander Wallace]

Sitting on them, biting himself. :haha:

[Reece]

Sitting on them, biting himself. :haha:
Commander Wallace laughed so hard he

[Jimbuna]

cracked two of his ribs

[Reece]

and let one rip, Jim

[Jimbuna]

ruled over the kingdom wisely

[Reece]

until Putin took control, then

[Jimbuna]

when all was thought lost

[Reece]

Putin soiled his huge nappy :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

so biological warfare had commenced

[Reece]

getting a bad nappy rash :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

the least of his problems

[blackswan40]

seal split on washing machine

[Jimbuna]

and flooded the play pen

[Reece]

this irritated Putin's nappy rash

[blackswan40]

Swanny arrived with jar of

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=12520

[Jimbuna]

lubricating oil for his bottom

[Reece]

lubricating oil for his bottom

that slipped down the crack!! :oops:

[blackswan40]

Then realized its Deep Heat (:timeout::Kaleun_Mad::timeout:
https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=12521

[Jimbuna]

oh the fun and joy

[blackswan40]

somebody get the ice cubes :yep:

[Reece]

Jim rushed over to help

[Jimbuna]

himself to a ham sandwich

[blackswan40]

Then guzzeld down six newkiebrowns

[Jimbuna]

before starting on the rum

[Reece]

Swanny naturally rejected the Vodka

[Jimbuna]

preferring his baby milk instead

[Reece]

in a baby's bottle naturally :yep:

https://www.rightthisminute.com/sites/default/files/videos/images/baby-bottle-public.jpg

[Jimbuna]

matching colours with his dummy

[Cyborg322]

friend VPutin junior with added

[Reece]

then he threw a tantrum

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[Cyborg322]

totally blissfully disregarding the added

[Jimbuna]

pain in his broken wrists

[Reece]

we all enjoyed his suffering!! :Kaleun_Applaud::Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Jimbuna]

few if any showed remorse

[blackswan40]

Aktung laughed what sympathy Swanny (only in the dictionary between Sh!t and Syphilis :yep:)

[Aktungbby]

then administered soothing silphium doses:know:

[Jimbuna]

to his cabbage patch doll

[Reece]

that he sucked on regularly :dead:

[blackswan40]

next morning large blisters appeared :eek: :mad: :eek:

[Jimbuna]

on the other side of

[Reece]

What? Please enlighten us Jim!! :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

I can't, forgotten my torch

[blackswan40]

the dark side of moon

[Jimbuna]

is a pretty good album

[blackswan40]

Pictures of Aktung wearing tanktops :yep: (Aw bless Lemon does suit him)

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=12523

[Commander Wallace]

With David Gilmour playing guitar.

[Reece]

With David Gilmour playing guitar.
oh what a jolly bunch!! :Kaleun_Applaud:

[blackswan40]

as granma grabded Aktungs manjigglies :huh:

[Jimbuna]

with a steel claw hammer

[Commander Wallace]

And a pair of pliers.

[blackswan40]

realy loosening aktungs nuts bigtime

[Jimbuna]

much to mother superiors astonishment

[Reece]

he voice went squeaky then

[Jimbuna]

nobody could understand the sense

[Aktungbby]

his sudden soprano squeaky sensibility

[Jimbuna]

left him for another man

[Aktungbby]

who cloisterd in his closet

[Jimbuna]

with a three legged pygmy

[blackswan40]

then the alarm clock rung

[Jimbuna]

and the mouse ran down

[blackswan40]

and ate buna's cheese buttie

[Jimbuna]

the one with rat poison

[Reece]

that was meant for Jim :o

[Jimbuna]

yo pass on to whoever

[blackswan40]

tramp found it in the

[Jimbuna]

back of a garbage truck

[Reece]

but a rat pinched it

[Jimbuna]

and died a horrible death

[Reece]

the tramp cheered as he

[Jimbuna]

realised how lucky he was

[Reece]

one ran up his trousers!! :o

[Jimbuna]

finding nothing of nourishment there

[Reece]

except some old salty nuts

[Jimbuna]

hidden behind some dirty tumbleweed

[Aktungbby]

b!owing across the arid wasteland

[Reece]

in the parched Australian outback :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

desperately seeking a young joey

[Reece]

Why I'll never know but

[Jimbuna]

wishful thinking is an art

[Reece]

Aktungbby wished he had a

[Cyborg322]

lot of magic beans to

[Reece]

eat but gave him gas!! :oops: :Kaleun_Sick:

[Aktungbby]

giving him a big lift

[Jimbuna]

in his new bouncy castle

[Reece]

he accidentally caused a spark

[Jimbuna]

which ignited the helium gas

[Reece]

and methane - WHOOM!! there goes

[Jimbuna]

another one into outer space

[Aktungbby]

Hence the inexcreble expression :ASStronaut!!:Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Texas Red]

I returned to admonish him

[Aktungbby]

but remained decidedly to windward:O:

[Jimbuna]

for fear of becoming contaminated

[Reece]

Aktungbby's verbal diarrhoea started again!

[blackswan40]

swanny became Aktung diarrhoea cultist :yep:

[Reece]

yes the ooze flowed forth!! :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

showering them in obnoxious substances

[Reece]

a new life form emerged :k_confused:

[blackswan40]

The Shearer Toon Dung Beetle (But not found on the manur mound in Manchester) :yep:

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=12534

[Reece]

was 28" in length weighing

[Cyborg322]

12kg Toon army Beetle crushers https://i.postimg.cc/pmT7V3BG/beetle.jpg (https://postimg.cc/pmT7V3BG)

[Reece]

tried to kill them but

[Jimbuna]

the beetle moved too quickly

[Reece]

they soon took over the

[Jimbuna]

home of the five-legged lamb

[Reece]

where Swanny lived, he tried

[blackswan40]

Settingup lambs wool dyeing factory

[Jimbuna]

to help colour blind people

[Reece]

but alas all failed, Jim

[blackswan40]

No braille on outer packaging

[Reece]

couldn't read "Do Not Open" :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

without wearing personal protection equipment

[Reece]

but poor Jim did and

[Commander Wallace]

Completely knocked himself out cold.

[Aktungbby]

Buzzards began to circle overhead

[Jimbuna]

looking for his rum stash

[blackswan40]

buna smiled buzzardstew for tea :yep:

[Aktungbby]

https://i.postimg.cc/d184Q1ns/284133720-10160101676495126-6884463332699408443-n.jpglooking for his rum stash

buna smiled buzzardstew for tea :yep:alit on Jimbo's falconer's gauntlet https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/turkey-vulture-perches-falconer-s-glove-pecks-morsel-food-dark-brown-feathers-bright-pink-head-plainly-visible-137003135.jpg

[Jimbuna]

before falling off its perch

[blackswan40]

breaking his parson's nose and

[Jimbuna]

farting in the vicars salad

[Reece]

the vicar gagged then puked http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[blackswan40]

don't waste Aktungs tea sorted ! :yep: (i'll put it in tuppaware tub said swanny)

[Reece]

Aktungbby tucked in stuffing himself :doh::o:oops:

[blackswan40]

Aktungbby was diagnosed with Vicarsaladitis (Chucking up religiously) :yep:

[Reece]

he almost choked on it :o

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[Jimbuna]

Now that it is sorted

[blackswan40]

Aktungbbys shirt needs a boilwash :yep:

[Jimbuna]

to rid it of stains

[Aktungbby]

cat hair and yogurt splotches

[Jimbuna]

from the mad hatters party

[blackswan40]

Held at Buna's nut house (by appointment only R.S.V.P.)

[Reece]

Swanny's reply shocked Jim terribly :k_confused:

[blackswan40]

Dresscode Mackems home shirts ok :D

[Reece]

Now that is pushing it!! :oops: :Kaleun_Mad:

[Cyborg322]

furious Reece had a coronary


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loZquozFqrI&t=8s

[Reece]

CRASH!! Did Reece make it?

[blackswan40]

To the chippy in time

[Jimbuna]

for his greasy fish supper

[blackswan40]

and a fried mars bar :yep:

[Jimbuna]

covered in a dark brown

[blackswan40]

Marmite chocolate sauce and pecans

[Reece]

Yes he did!! Gone now!! :yep:

[blackswan40]

Best keep upwind of Reece :yep:

[Reece]

yes these beans are gassy!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIP9KXdmO0

[Jimbuna]

keep away from the campfire

[Reece]

Too late - WHOOM!! Burnt backsides!! :doh: :Kaleun_Sick:

[Aktungbby]

otherwise known as toasted buns

[Cyborg322]

and nuns with big guns

[Reece]

Meanwhile back at the ranch

[blackswan40]

hired hands wanted more beans

[Reece]

Jim grinned as he obliged :yep:

[Jimbuna]

with a tin of Heinz

[Reece]

his wife was not amused :oops:

[Aktungbby]

regarding it a Heintzous offence:O:

[Reece]

she struck a match but

[Jimbuna]

the relationship soon fizzled out

[Reece]

Jim came to his senses

[Jimbuna]

and went vacating to Sri Lanka

[blackswan40]

Then the Rains came and

[Jimbuna]

washed the sun fun away

[Reece]

Jim wept bitterly as he

[Aktungbby]

had outgrown his speedo swimsuit:oops:

[Reece]

now they're baggy and tattered :o

[Aktungbby]

as befits his cumulus nimbus

[Reece]

all the girls ran away :O:

[Jimbuna]

from Reece and his ugliness

[Reece]

Reece threw a tantrum until

[Aktungbby]

getting his pacifier handed back:O:

[Reece]

but Jim was sucking it :oops::doh:

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[Cyborg322]

what a dummy. It sucks

[Reece]

to be Jim, that's life!! :yeah: (them's fighting words)

[Jimbuna]

from an ancestor of convicts

[Reece]

Suddenly Cyborg322 lost his temper

[blackswan40]

Swung at Reece but missed

[Reece]

and hit Jim in the

[Jimbuna]

the prime of his life

[Reece]

Reece felt ashamed so he

[Jimbuna]

returned to his penal colony

[Reece]

Jim was there greeting him :yep:

[Jimbuna]

cell door keys in hand

[Reece]

but Reece escaped!! Sirens sounded

[Jimbuna]

the angels in heaven wept

[Reece]

that Jim was so negligent :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

in leaving the party early

[Reece]

to meet his girl Dame-Edna!! :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

who was married to Reece

[Reece]

and divorced for Jim's marriage!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

The old ones are best

[Jeff-Groves]

in the old folks home

[Jimbuna]

where everyone eventually ends up

[Aktungbby]

zombieing around the dementia ward

[Jimbuna]

searching for that sexy doctor

[Aktungbby]

dressed in smocks and Depends(from my security daze at the Home in SF!:k_confused:)

[Jimbuna]

whilst sucking a pink soother

[Aktungbby]

vacantly trudging all night long

[Jimbuna]

to the beat of drums

[blackswan40]

and the birds dawn chorus

[Jimbuna]

for the acid drop kid

[blackswan40]

that had too many sherberts

[Jimbuna]

and not enough liquorice sticks

[Reece]

his teeth rotted, his breath

[blackswan40]

gave bunas roses Verticillium wilt :yep:

[Reece]

there goes the verbal Diarrhea!! :doh::oops:

[blackswan40]

On Buna's best summer slacks :o:nope::o

[Jimbuna]

not for the first time

[Reece]

Suddenly Aktung kicked Reece's butt!! :o

[Jimbuna]

launching him into outer space

[blackswan40]

Of Buna's looneybin exercise yard

[Jimbuna]

down under in the wilderness

[Reece]

I landed on the moon :oops::o

[blackswan40]

A giant step for mankind (and a bunny hop for a wallaby):D

[Reece]

A giant step for mankind (and a bunny hop for a wallaby):D
Reece dropped one and launched

[Jimbuna]

swanny a big sloppy kiss

[Reece]

Swanny smiled returning the favor!! :Kaleun_Sick:

[blackswan40]

then engaged in navel maneuvers (Fluff lickers are us :nope::Kaleun_Sick::nope:)

[Cyborg322]

using an industrial vacuum cleaner :Kaleun_Wink: ( nothing sucks more than an Electrolux )

[Jimbuna]

stolen from a flea market

[Reece]

Reece ran away but Swanny

[Jimbuna]

hat set a devious trap

[Reece]

that caught Jim by mistake! :o

[Jimbuna]

and made very little difference

[Reece]

Cyborg322 started his vacuum cleaner

[Aktungbby]

which unfortunately was in blower-mode:k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

the filter was seriously clogged

[blackswan40]

with swannys belly button fluff

[Reece]

I think I'm gonna puke!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

get to the lav quickly

[Reece]

"FOOM" - Ah, relief comes fast!! :oops::doh:

[blackswan40]

All the windows were opened (the smell upstairs was unbearable :eek::timeout: :eek:)

[Reece]

the toilet window was shattered

[blackswan40]

A swarm of flies descended