The Five Word Story Game

[Tango589]

or removing Jimbunas' cranial hairs

[Jimbuna]

but only if feeling suicidal

[Aktungbby]

whilst shopping secondhand toupee faires

[Rockstar]

in the men’s boutique upstairs

[Reece]

Jim found a beautiful red

[Rockstar]

white and blue new beanie

[Reece]

he wore it with pride :smug:

[Jimbuna]

all the women were impressed

[Flaxpants]

except the ones that weren't

[Jimbuna]

wearing the correct contact lenses

[Reece]

Jealous Flaxpants swiped his beanie :o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

not knowing how to wear

[Reece]

it properly or place it

[Aktungbby]

or turn on magneto switch!:haha:https://www.geekculture.com/geekculturestore/webstore/webstoreimages/beanies/boarderbeanie.gif

[Jimbuna]

if one was intelligent enough

[Aktungbby]

...to at least: "clear prop!":oops::dead::nope:https://media0.giphy.com/media/3ohc0WI3hE4zwGGYsU/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e476l65eo1yey7tf7uylgaqftqvssvo zwipmbftv9n0&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

[Jimbuna]

either that or they drop

[Aktungbby]

like Vic Morrow in prop jobs:oops: Having worked on TV shows (2010's Trauma) in extremely close proximity to hovering 'copters my own self! :timeout:https://i.pinimg.com/originals/dd/78/f1/dd78f188630b35c3d8e36e4776b23183.jpg

[Jimbuna]

not for the faint hearted

[Reece]

suddenly Aktungbby threw up, Jim

[Jimbuna]

threw him in a bin

[Reece]

a passerby saw him and

[Jimbuna]

poured petrol into the bin

[Aktungbby]

Aktung lit the match himself!

[Jimbuna]

burning himself to a cinder

[blackswan40]

Cinders scrubbed up well and

[Reece]

Blew away in the wind

[Admiral8Q]

of wind that blew

[Reece]

Your last word away admiral8Q:timeout:

[blackswan40]

While splicing the main brace :salute:

[Aktungbby]

whilst broaching the admiral besottedly:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Jimbuna]

with a tot of rum

[Reece]

mmm, I'll take the rum!! :D

[Jimbuna]

too strong for you oldies

[Reece]

sorry, includes you too Jim!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

never in a million years

[Aktungbby]

ie: 1/1000th of Phanerozoic Eon!:know::smug:

[Jimbuna]

just keep taking your meds

[Tango589]

and you might stop screaming

[Reece]

Aktungbby taken to Lunatic Asylum

[Aktungbby]

where he'd a time-share anyway:Kaleun_Goofy:

[Reece]

with Tango589, they both played

[Jimbuna]

a kinky game every night

[Flaxpants]

involving various garden vegetables. Jim

[Jimbuna]

was shocked at the thought

[Reece]

, were they cooked or raw?? :hmmm:

[blackswan40]

Crunchier when Frozen dear boy

[Jimbuna]

damp and mushy after use

[Reece]

Jim eagerly scoffed it down!! :yep::salute:

[Aktungbby]

prechewed slop his favorite snack :shucks::timeout::yep:

[blackswan40]

Counts as five a day (Fruit n Veg intake) :yep:

[Flaxpants]

Great for Jim's bowel movements

[Aktungbby]

increasing his gardening manure pile

[Reece]

winning the best garden award!! :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Flaxpants]

with his enormous marrow. The

[blackswan40]

Marrow gets dropped on Aktungbby :D


https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=13211

[Jimbuna]

from a pretty high altitude

[Reece]

SPLOSHT!! Direct hit, Aktungbby was

[Jimbuna]

a sorry sight to behold

[Reece]

he was covered all over :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

from his head to toe

[Reece]

dogs started to lick him

[Tango589]

and he started licking them

[Aktungbby]

Marrow gets dropped on Aktungbby:DAktung responded: "see yazall... tamarrow!":shucks:

[Jimbuna]

tamarrow is just another day

[Reece]

Aktung responded: "see yazall... tamarrow!":shucks:
tamarrow is just another day

obvious the marrow caused delirium :yep:

[Aktungbby]

It's actually in dem bonzhttps://englishlanguagethoughts.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/bone.jpg

[Flaxpants]

After extensive research, Reece concluded

[Reece]

that Aktungbby was totally insane!! :hmmm::yep:

[Aktungbby]

in both brain and "boner':yeah:

[Reece]

the latter is classified "R"

[blackswan40]

Classified "BR" Beyond Rehab Jim

[Jimbuna]

threw away the cell key

[Reece]

but somehow Aktungbby broke out!! :o:timeout:

[Jimbuna]

and created a new pandemic

[Reece]

this virus attacks peoples hairs

[blackswan40]

Rabbits and Squirrels well whacked

[Reece]

Aktungbby's groin hairs started to

[blackswan40]

Grow out of his nostrils :yep:

[Aktungbby]

but looked great when waxed!

[Jimbuna]

with a pot of glue

[Aktungbby]

to align detritus of Schnozzhttps://i0.wp.com/habilitateblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/Close-up-of-a-large-handlebar-moustache.jpg?fit=1280%2C1280&ssl=1

[Jimbuna]

Aktung returned from the dead

[Reece]

and smelt like it too!! :doh::oops:

[Flaxpants]

his rotting underpants hanging from

[Reece]

a fold in his stomach!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Tango589]

They fluttered in the breeze

[Reece]

wafting the scent to Flaxpants!! :oops::k_confused:

[Flaxpants]

who spat out his curry

[Jimbuna]

wafting in the horrible stench

[Reece]

A thick green mist engulfed

[Jimbuna]

the suburbs of the city

[Reece]

the air raid siren sounded :o

[Aktungbby]

A thick green mist engulfedthe lime Dystopian Age arrived

[blackswan40]

Attack of the Mysterons Jim

[Jimbuna]

and his horde of mice

[Reece]

Let the gibberish flow guys!! :yep::D

[blackswan40]

Acktungbbys hear me now surmons :yep:

[Aktungbby]

from mount with complex messiah

[Reece]

whooping it up with gusto!! :D

[Tango589]

Beer was served to everyone

[Reece]

Jim was the first stoned

[Jimbuna]

on his stash of rum

[Reece]

Reece joined in supplying more!! :D

[Jimbuna]

I'm also partial to Bundaberg

[Aktungbby]

Aktung simply Hammed it up:Kaleun_Cheers:

[blackswan40]

At the bacon buttie van

[Jimbuna]

people queuing alongside Steve Bruce

[Aktungbby]

thinking him Robert the Bruce

[Jimbuna]

This guys called Cabbage Heed

[Aktungbby]

parking Aston overlong at villa!!?:O::oops:

[Reece]

What a load of hogwash!! :doh:

[Aktungbby]

entirly appropriate for this stye:Kaleun_Goofy:

[Reece]

but you enjoy it Aktungbby!! :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

at 72!??I enjoy nuthing!:/\\!!:damn:

[Flaxpants]

Just a young whippersnapper really

[Reece]

that's me, I'm only 70!! :D

[Flaxpants]

I'm a fetus at 57

[Reece]

you're only a little boy!! :O:

[Jimbuna]

you spoke with his wife? :D

[Reece]

a young girl playing house!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

an action full of suspense

[Reece]

Flaxpants was dancing when Jim

[Jimbuna]

noticed him winking at men

[Tango589]

who wore rather dashing trousers

[Reece]

one of them was Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

I would never have guessed :)

[Aktungbby]

skivvies under my kilt actually:hmph:

[Texas Red]

They must've been good looking

[Jimbuna]

to entice all the boys

[Reece]

Aktungbby blushed saying "Aw shucks!!"

[Flaxpants]

as Flaxpants handed him flowers

[Reece]

they both held hands and

[Flaxpants]

joyfully frolicked through the meadow..

[Rockstar]

When suddenly Reece ambushed both

[Reece]

arresting them for indecent acts!! :o:oops:

[Aktungbby]

of perdition, sedition, and ramification

[Reece]

things settled down until Putin

[blackswan40]

threw a wobbler purged generals

[Reece]

but they revolted against Putin

[Jimbuna]

and fled to North Korea

[Reece]

Kim Jong Un was so upset he

[Jimbuna]

ate yet another elephant steak

[Reece]

he wobbled then fell/rolled over :D

[Jimbuna]

into a pool of mud

[Reece]

a crane was needed to

[Jimbuna]

pick up his bulging wallet

[blackswan40]

That was full mcdonalds vouchers

[Rockstar]

he found behind Reece’s outhouse

[Jimbuna]

something of an unpleasant nature

[Aktungbby]

as :subsim: outhouses often are!https://i.imgur.com/r912FqJ.jpg

[Jimbuna]

most fitting places to meet

[blackswan40]

While doing the ubend boogie

[Jimbuna]

with a three legged nun

[blackswan40]

Hokey cokey with mother superior :yep:

[Reece]

Hokey cokey with mother superior :yep:

Oh what unpleasant thoughts!! :oops::oops::doh:
Swanny

[Rockstar]

Reece still fantasized picturing himself

[Reece]

on a date with Jeri Ryan (1996) :D

[blackswan40]

Seven of Nine After 8PM (In her boudoir Swanny would like a slice also :D)

[Reece]

OK Swanny, she's all yours :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

Reece can have the leftovers

[blackswan40]

What about six of nine (Her younger sister)

[Jimbuna]

Reece only likes the 'wrinkleys'

[blackswan40]

But you get breakfast Jim :yep:

[Jimbuna]

sausage bacon egg and tomatoes

[Rockstar]

topped with Cholula Hot Sauce

[Jimbuna]

accompanied with a cool beer

[Rockstar]

Beer-n-eggs the breakfast of champions

[Jimbuna]

a many a hangover after

[Reece]

, Jim overate and puked - YUCKY :k_confused:

[Flaxpants]

down the front of Swannys

[blackswan40]

Core Blimey Rainbow Pants Jim


https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=13216

[Flaxpants]

had a matching pair. His

[Jimbuna]

were a much better fit

[Flaxpants]

showing his irregularly shaped gonads

[Jimbuna]

people looked on in amazement

[Reece]

while Flaxpants tried to grab

[Rockstar]

Reece to keep him away

[Jimbuna]

from the zombies passing by

[Reece]

Flaxpants and Swanny were assimilated :o

[blackswan40]

Into the Toon Army Jim (To feast on propper football)

[Jimbuna]

laughed at the Leeds predicament

[blackswan40]

Annie said the sun will

[Jimbuna]

shine on the TOON forever

[Reece]

WOW, what wise words Jim!! :D

[Jimbuna]

bless you my witless friend :)

[Rockstar]

may the bluebird of happiness

[Aktungbby]

quothe: "nevermore"; flying up nose

[Reece]

dropping his love on Aktungbby!! :D

[blackswan40]

After three boilwashes still stained

[Reece]

Aktungbby just lives with it!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

not that he's any choice

[Reece]

selection for "Best dressed man" :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

only if judges are blind

[Reece]

Judge Judy was called in

[Rockstar]

to lead a burlesque show

[Aktungbby]

Aktung starred, dressed in drag:smug:

[Rockstar]

and the crowd went wild

[Aktungbby]

at Aktung's declôttage and derrière:o

[Jimbuna]

apart from those suffering from

[Reece]

apart from those suffering from
the shock of seeing it!! :Kaleun_Sick:

[Rockstar]

Aktungbby's show went pretty well

[Aktungbby]

due to free beer'n popcorn

[Rockstar]

Aktungbby's G-string held more dollars

[Reece]

until the coins caused it

[Rockstar]

to expose his dangling bits

[Reece]

girls covered eyes but men

[Rockstar]

joined Aktungbby singing and dancing

[Reece]

with no G-strings, suddenly police

[Rockstar]

dressed in drag joined in

[Aktungbby]

to expose his dangling bitsrestoring order bit by bit

[Reece]

Police arrested Aktungbby whipping him

[blackswan40]

In the Assylum pleasure rooms :yep:

[Jimbuna]

with a warm wet lettuce

[Reece]

Aktungbby ate the soggy lettuce :yep:

[Jimbuna]

washed down with a bucket

[Reece]

of pigswill, his stomach heaved

[Aktungbby]

just another salad with dressing!:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

would be a far healthier

[Aktungbby]

than a Jack-in-the-Box steak burger! https://www.fastfoodpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Jack-In-The-Box-Debuts-New-All-American-Ribeye-Steakhouse-Burgers.jpg:wah:

[Jimbuna]

but not a beef madras

[Aktungbby]

from a sacred water buffalo

[Jimbuna]

more akin to monkey meat

[Reece]

Aktungbby was taken to hospital :o:oops:

[Flaxpants]

where he encountered The Matron

[Aktungbby]

who reguarded Aktung as Patron

[Reece]

she sat on him and

[Jimbuna]

gave him a right pummeling

[blackswan40]

With Knee reflex Mallet Jim

[Jimbuna]

nailed him to the floor

[Flaxpants]

and used duct tape to

[Reece]

he cried bitterly, then smiled :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

as the anesthetic kicked in

[Texas Red]

and he started dancing wildly

[Reece]

on red hot coals, Jim

[Aktungbby]

liked roast bunions with his curry

[Reece]

he jellied the yummy leftovers :dead:

[Tango589]

put them in a pot

[Reece]

and invited Aktungbby for tea!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Aktungbby]

playing "drop the tea bag"

[Reece]

Aktungbby bent over but Jim

[Flaxpants]

didn't recognize the invitation, instead

[Reece]

gave him a good spanking

[Jimbuna]

with a frozen fruit lollipop

[Flaxpants]

which stuck to Aktngbby's left

[Reece]

which stuck to Aktngbby's left
butt cheek, he grabbed it!! :oops::o

[Tango589]

Aktngbby screamed like a girl

[Jimbuna]

not for the first time

[blackswan40]

Pitfalls of hormone therapy Jim :yep:

[Jimbuna]

decided to run for cover