The Five Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

what a sight to behold

[STEED]

The world held its breath

[Tango589]

until it collectively turned purple

[Reece]

. Jim scraped off the crust

[STEED]

From the space cows and

[Nikita]

Catalans who want to vote

[Reece]

for collecting cow pies, however

[Jimbuna]

will never be allowed unfortunately

[STEED]

Jim demanded cow pies when

[Naftis]

all of a sudden a

[STEED]

Reece blew up, odd that

[Reece]

but Jim struck a match!:yep:

[STEED]

This explain STEED blowing up

[Jimbuna]

and full of obnoxious gasses

[STEED]

Jim blew up his beer!

[Reece]

since it tasted like swill

[STEED]

Unlike pigs swill he liked

[Jimbuna]

like a hole in the

[STEED]

pipe gushing out over France

[blackswan40]

Reece mends the leak with

[Eichhörnchen]

a condom from his pocket

[Naftis]

rock, paper, scissors and gum

[Eichhörnchen]

but the repair gives out

[Aktungbby]

'cause it wasn't a Durex

[Eichhörnchen]

just a cheap, Aussie knock-off

[Reece]

but it did swell first :o

[Aktungbby]

Somewhere in the Never Never

[Reece]

Aktungbby crawled out of a

[Aktungbby]

MATERNALLY INCLINED WOMBAT'S MARSUPIAL POUCH:up:

[Reece]

although healthy a bit retarded!! :oops:

[STEED]

Screaming..."I HATE THIS WORLD!

[Reece]

then he fell out breaking

[STEED]

every rule in the book

[Reece]

that Reece threw at STEED

[STEED]

"Ouch..You cheeky old sod"

[Reece]

"Ouch..You cheeky old sod"
Call it a weakness STEED!!:yep:

[STEED]

Jim stepped in asking what..

[Reece]

is under your kilt STEED? :o

[Eichhörnchen]

"That's where I keep my

[Jimbuna]

secret stash of baby wipes

[STEED]

Eichhörnchen said can I borrow

[Reece]

some and STEED agreed, however

[STEED]

Jim wanted to grope Reece

[Jimbuna]

with a cut throat razor

[STEED]

Which he threw away and

[Jimbuna]

replaced with a sharper one

[STEED]

to shave Reece's pubic hair.












That will make Reece smile, oh my....:haha:

[Jimbuna]

STEED continued posting multiple times

[Nikita]

while eating fish and chips

[STEED]

And bought Nikita beer and

[Nikita]

had a very lively day

[Jimbuna]

working feverishly at the keyboard

[STEED]

Keeping up with jim's posts. :haha:

[Jimbuna]

Judicious moderating will commence soon

[STEED]

By Reece in his flash

[Reece]

suit sternly chastising Jim's behavior:yep:

[Jimbuna]

toward all those he rules

[Reece]

in his dreams. STEED laughed

[Jimbuna]

as he was led away

[Tango589]

to the lower levels of

[Eichhörnchen]

the General Games Discussion thread

[Reece]

pulling Eichhörnchen down with him

[Jimbuna]

never to be seen again

[Reece]

But then, a loud BANG!!

[Eichhörnchen]

They both flew back up

[Tango589]

the chimney in a cloud

[Reece]

of smoke, STEED and Eichhörnchen

[Jimbuna]

looked a right odd couple

[Reece]

in their frilly bloomers exposing

[Jimbuna]

what little they actually had

[Reece]

, some were disgusted and threw

[Jimbuna]

cabbage patch dolls at them

[Reece]

and others were sexually aroused. :o

[Jimbuna]

One day, over the rainbow

[STEED]

Bungle dropped by to say..


This is Bungle.

https://i.imgur.com/naMed.jpg

[Jimbuna]

"STEED is a right plonker"

[STEED]

"STEED is a right plonker"

:har: :har:

And calling jim a noodle.

[Reece]

Jim lost his temper and

[STEED]

And demanded to join letters

[Reece]

But didn't know how, so

[STEED]

He bash himself over the

[Reece]

head with a brick but

[STEED]

There was no brick instead

[Reece]

used a bucket of swill

[Tango589]

as a hair gel substitute

[STEED]

Jim sprouted glow in the

[Reece]

dark thick and curly hairs

[STEED]

Causing rabbits to jump on

[Reece]

him trying to rub his

[STEED]

Magic face pimple with wax

[Reece]

but it erupted violently and

[STEED]

RT News to go off

[mapuc]

with breaking news, which no

[STEED]

Man has gone before until

[Eichhörnchen]

TV's Star Trek... The End..

[STEED]

Was the beginning of a

[s7rikeback]

Night at home drinking alone..

[Reece]

This is so sad that

[STEED]

Jim made a pot noodle

[Aktungbby]

cooked over Aktung's roaring inferno:timeout:

[Eichhörnchen]

then dressed in his wife's

[Aktungbby]

Victoria's Secret crotchless red pantaloons

[Reece]

That made it very difficult

[Aktungbby]

striding across the bull pasture

[Reece]

Until the bull saw red

[STEED]

And gave jim a kiss

[Reece]

Jim puckered up enjoying it

[STEED]

But the bull dropped dead.

[Aktungbby]

Flash frozen on wall street https://img.andrewprokos.com/FIN-DIST-BULL-BW-1000PX-500x389.jpg

[STEED]

Causing a economical big crash

[Eichhörnchen]

allowing Hitler to get elected.

[STEED]

to hunt down all squirrels.

[Reece]

Eichhörnchen panicked and quickly grabbed

[Eichhörnchen]

his nutsack, which he kept

[Reece]

holding and swinging to amuse

[STEED]

The laughing fun fair policeman

[Reece]

named Jim, he arrested Eichhörnchen

[Tango589]

shouting "That's an ecumenical matter"!

[Eichhörnchen]

Why did the chicken cross

[STEED]

dress and painted itself blue

[Reece]

To attract his lover STEED

[STEED]

shot it dead and winning

[Reece]

a new lover namely Eichhörnchen.:yep:

[Eichhörnchen]

A bus drove off a

[Reece]

ramp onto Eichhörnchen's toes and

[STEED]

To give Reece a kiss

[Reece]

Reece smiled then slapped STEED

[STEED]

And told Eichhörnchen spank me

[Reece]

Eichhörnchen obliged and Reece smiled:oops:

[STEED]

Jim walked in.."STOP THAT"

[Reece]

"I want the spanks!!", so

[STEED]

Jim said.. "Never shall I"..

[mapuc]

Prevent Eichhörnchen from spanking Reece

[Bleiente]

Ich bin ein totaler Idiot... :k_confused:

[Reece]

Thankfully Bleiente prevented it,:oops: However

[mapuc]

mapuc was furious because he

[Reece]

wasn't getting enough spanks so

[mapuc]

Eichhörnchen said it is your

[Reece]

turn mapuc, bend over. . . WACK!! :oops:

[STEED]

Jim went on holiday and

[mapuc]

let Reece run subsim which

[STEED]

Was pulled off the Internet! :o

[mapuc]

it caused rage among members

[STEED]

Of the daffodil fan club.

[Reece]

STEED and mupuc loved it!!:yep:

[STEED]

Jim was wondering if

[Reece]

he could join so he

[Avis30]

had beer and just chilled

[blackswan40]

In his lemon-colored speedo's

[Reece]

but then disaster struck, a

[Avis30]

phone call changed his plans

[Cyborg322]

It was the Wife she

[mapuc]

needed Jim pose as mannequin

[STEED]

In Marks & Spencer stores in

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3e/Marks_%26_Spencer%2C_The_Mall_Athens.JPG/220px-Marks_%26_Spencer%2C_The_Mall_Athens.JPG

[Reece]

Albuquerque but the angry manager

[STEED]

Wanted pie and chips instead

[Reece]

Jim was annoyed big time

[Gerald]

however, it is implied that

[Reece]

once Vendor kicked his butt

[Gerald]

he knew what, but it

[Reece]

didn't register being thick skinned

[Jimbuna]

like a greasy pork sausage

[Cyborg322]

the thought made him hungry

[STEED]

For revenge and a wig

[Reece]

for STEED to wear on

[Jimbuna]

the eve of his christening

[STEED]

As King of bacon butties.

[Cyborg322]

and Lord of the Chip


British Sense Of Humour We Must Seem Mad

[STEED]

Knighting Reece to the position

[Reece]

who graciously accepted the posting:up:

[blackswan40]

Just then the doorbell rang

[Jimbuna]

and the cuckoo clock chimed

[STEED]

Angela Merkel farted and Italy

[Jimbuna]

tripped over the sleeping cat

[STEED]

That kicked Sicily in the

[Reece]

groin causing a huge displacement

[Jimbuna]

of the great barrier reef

[Cyborg322]

the Sharks Homed in on

[Reece]

this area and tore a

[Gerald]

tear implies damage to a

[Reece]

specific part of Vendor's body!!:oops:

[Jimbuna]

. When all else has failed

[STEED]

Vendor slipped on his coat

[Gerald]

and, he slipped off his

[STEED]

His silk knickers while reading

[Gerald]

STEED and Jim was on

[STEED]

Big choc a chip cornflakes

[Jimbuna]

but leaving the BBC alone

[Reece]

STEED announced that he intended

[Jimbuna]

to wed his pet kangaroo

[Reece]

This pleased the kangaroo plenty!:yep:

[Eichhörnchen]

Especially since it was Reece :)

[STEED]

Who wanted to kiss Eichhörnchen

[Aktungbby]

from inside his marsupial pouch :o

[Eichhörnchen]

where he also hid his

[STEED]

Balloons and pink bubble gum

[Jimbuna]

from all those who would

[STEED]

Vote for a sugar daddy

[Jimbuna]

waving a plastic coat hangar

[Reece]

inside the kangaroo's pouch?? different!!:yep:

[STEED]

Which popped sending Reece to

[Reece]

the morgue, STEED cried and

[STEED]

Said I'm off to Mars

[Jimbuna]

then further on to Uranus

[Cyborg322]

in a long pointed projectile

[Jimbuna]

decorated with go faster stripes

[Tango589]

and fluffy dice hanging from

[Jimbuna]

the rim of his balaclava

[Tango589]

which was a Christmas present

[Jimbuna]

from a red nosed reindeer

[Aktungbby]

THAT HAD REFUSED TO REMAIN CALM

[STEED]

Reece demanded a beer fast

[mapuc]

He received a budweiser light

[STEED]

Reece drunk it and said

[mapuc]

Ahh perfect nothing beat a

[STEED]

Beer, more beer for all

[Cyborg322]

then he PUKED UP over

[mapuc]

STEED's well made Gourmet dinner

[STEED]

Jim swept it under the

[Reece]

table but the waiter saw

[STEED]

And painted him bright pink. :o

[Jimbuna]

What a load of rubbish

[STEED]

Jim wanted lime green paint

[Gerald]

curtains and Teal office curtains

[Tango589]

to hang in his lavatory

[Eichhörnchen]

so his neighbours couldn't see

[Cyborg322]

when he needed a pee

[Reece]

disgusted, Jim locked this thread!!:timeout:

[mapuc]

through a needle starting on

[Reece]

a favorite dress he wore

[blackswan40]

When Newcastle played at home

https://www.mediafire.com/convkey/661b/zb86bd2qsa3jo994g.jpg (http://www.mediafire.com/view/zb86bd2qsa3jo99/jimbuna%27s_dress.jpg)

[Jimbuna]

up there in Gods country

[Gerald]

even though I live on

[Rockstar]

as the official subsim newsman

[Eichhörnchen]

who brings you the latest

[Cyborg322]

intellectual humourous conversation and jokes :haha:

[Reece]

I still feel something is

[STEED]

smelling like jim's stinky socks

[Jimbuna]

that STEED likes to wear

[STEED]

And pass them on to

[Cyborg322]

a poor old penniless tramp

[STEED]

Named Vendor the smelly one.

[Reece]

Vendor was so embarrassed he

[Cyborg322]

washed them in stale beer

[Reece]

especially for Jim, he smiled

[Eichhörnchen]

and filled in his application

[Reece]

as sewer worker first class.:O:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/11/article-2036286-0DD61D0700000578-287_468x313.jpg

[STEED]

Jim got the job he

[Jimbuna]

deserved, king of the hill

[STEED]

Of the mighty sewer pipe