The Five Word Story Game

[Aktungbby]

manages the frogkick without croaking

[Thresher]

and also does the butterfly

[Catfish]

, waving his arms and legs

[Cybermat47]

like an insane Shrew, screaming

[Reece]

"Spank me, spank me" naturally

[STEED]

Jim demanded a jelly bat

[Cybermat47]

but was informed that a

[Jimbuna]

mole from a hidden hole

[STEED]

Was working for Trump's wig

[Thresher]

which was a reported russian

[Reece]

hussy that played with it

[Gerald]

,Hussey initially played for his

[Thresher]

dinner, but later became sick

[Reece]

and threw up on Thresher:oops:

[STEED]

Who demanded action this day

[Thresher]

before the clock struck twelve

[STEED]

The wig was put up

[Reece]

a bus exhaust pipe and

[Thresher]

two nickel cherry pot stickers

[STEED]

The wig escaped to South

[Reece]

when the bus backfired scaring

[Aktungbby]

saree clad Hindus on settees

[Thresher]

to all jump out windows

[Jimbuna]

of opportunity in sauna baths

[STEED]

With some talkative big hippo's

[Fubar2Niner]

balancing on a tea plate

[STEED]

Farting at Trump all day

[Fubar2Niner]

, who loved all the attention

[STEED]

Jim invited them to his

[Fubar2Niner]

tailor for a large fitting

[STEED]

clown costumes with frilly knickers

[Thresher]

who had been drinking rum

[Reece]

Jim in frilly knickers?? Awesome!!:o

[Thresher]

he slowly felt the frilly

[Reece]

garment and got all tingly

[Jimbuna]

feelings in his wooden leg

[Reece]

that was installed after he

[Thresher]

made him feel very dizzy

[Jimbuna]

and hot under the collar

[Thresher]

which was crusty with dirt

[STEED]

from Mars with alien bugs

[Thresher]

which were green and ate

[Reece]

snots, this turned STEED on :oops:

[Thresher]

to a new path of

[Reece]

visiting Mars, all he needed

[Gerald]

was a wheel in his

[Reece]

head that actually turned, then

[Spiced_Rum]

a compass and booster rockets

[Thresher]

which were soggy from Reeces'

[STEED]

Beer he spilled on them

[Jimbuna]

but the beer was warm

[STEED]

full of woodlice and dust

[Thresher]

which gave it a flavor

[STEED]

Jim notice a money spinner

[Reece]

and bottled the stuff, Thresher

[Jimbuna]

was a self confessed alcoholic

[Thresher]

who had more than ten

[mapuc]

bottle of Rum in his

[Thresher]

left vest pocket with a

[Reece]

dozen Brandy in his right :yep:

[Thresher]

shoe which he used when

[Reece]

he donned his clown outfit

[Jimbuna]

to visit the local asylum

[Thresher]

where he gave lessons on

[Reece]

spanking Jim's butt and slapping

[Jimbuna]

Reece with a cricket bat

[STEED]

Lots of spanking boosted sales

[Thresher]

of a radical new cream

[Reece]

that was such a relief :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

for those of sensitive dispositions

[Thresher]

of the ex-wife who ran

[STEED]

Trump's biggest secret ever until

[Jimbuna]

Hillary returned to pole position

[mapuc]

This was more than Trump

[STEED]

Could take to he ordered

[Reece]

Bill to kick her in

[STEED]

But Bill was doing, cough..

[Jimbuna]

no names, no pack drill

[Thresher]

Monica... cough... and Hillary was

[Jimbuna]

not prepared to share organs

[STEED]

And stormed off to the

[Jimbuna]

local club for sore losers

[STEED]

Where Nick Clegg hangs out

[Reece]

then Trump stormed in and

[STEED]

Said..Kiss me Nick Clegg.


Just for the benefit for those outside the UK Nick Clegg was former leader of the LibDems and MP, he lost his seat at the elections.

[Reece]

He did and this started

[STEED]

A long term love affair

[mapuc]

and thou the Queen became

[Jimbuna]

one short of a dozen

[Fubar2Niner]

Corgis and May did laugh

[Jimbuna]

as June had already passed

[Fubar2Niner]

lovely girl, April is better

[Thresher]

but May is better. She

[mapuc]

is loved by her minions

[STEED]

the billion big butts gang

[Thresher]

who robbed banks with rubber

[Reece]

condoms threatening the people that

[Thresher]

the condoms were full of

[Reece]

rotten eggs from Jim's fridge

[Jimbuna]

discarded for a long time

[STEED]

They said vote LibDems or

[Thresher]

we will make you eat

[STEED]

Reece's crusty dandruff and warts

[Reece]

everyone is welcome, tuck in

[Thresher]

that shirt and sing a

[Jimbuna]

nursery rhyme in weird languages

[STEED]

STEED exploded apart reason unknown

[Jimbuna]

not that anyone really cared

[STEED]

Until jim opened beer can

[Thresher]

and it blew all over

[STEED]

Reece who was cheesed off

[Reece]

kicking Jim in the groin

[Jimbuna]

hoping to kiss it better

[Reece]

STEED yelled, "I'll do it!!":D

[STEED]

And STEED robbed the bank

[Jimbuna]

to pay the ransom demand

[mapuc]

for having kissed Jim on

[STEED]

His unopened pot noodle tub

[Thresher]

began bubbling and boiling over

[STEED]

Into Jim's crutch yelling out

[Thresher]

"STOP THE BUS! I WANNA...."

[mapuc]

take a hike to the

[STEED]

Lake to jump in and

[Reece]

splash around like a child :O:

[Thresher]

in a bathtub full of

[Reece]

smelly floaties and rubber duckies

[STEED]

Suddenly a Yellow Sub appeared

[Thresher]

and four Beatles appeared from

[STEED]

Within asking Reece directions to

[Jimbuna]

house of the rising sun

[Thresher]

where wolves and prostitutes lay

[Jimbuna]

the law down to everyone

[Thresher]

except Trump who refused to

[STEED]

Get naked in front of

[Thresher]

a bunch of screaming fans

[Reece]

except "Kim Jong Un" who dropped his

[Jimbuna]

guard for just one second

[STEED]

And did a Benny Hill

[Reece]

salute but failed miserably, then

http://i.imgur.com/GkEGDQa.jpg

[Thresher]

he bent over to tie

[Jimbuna]

one of his padded socks

[Thresher]

which was stuffed full of

[Reece]

Corn Flakes that made him

[Thresher]

have gas and grow hairy

[Reece]

dangling things that attracted a

[Thresher]

green alligator with a red

[Reece]

suit complete with tie and

[STEED]

A master plan to kick

[Thresher]

and scream and holler so

[Reece]

that it would attract Thresher

[Jimbuna]

to enter the local asylum

[Thresher]

and attempt an escape from

[Jimbuna]

the madness in his mind

[STEED]

kissing Trump on the nose

[Thresher]

and swatting him on the

[STEED]

pimple on Trump's sexy bottom.

[Reece]

STEED dreamed of touching it

[STEED]

And exploded apart yet again

[Reece]

setting off a chain reaction

[Jimbuna]

that no force on Earth

[Thresher]

could move a politician to

[STEED]

Tune in to Jazz FM

[Thresher]

and do the funky disco

[mapuc]

to Trump and his funky

[STEED]

Super sexy Putin fan club

[Gerald]

, Steed is chariman there,with

[STEED]

The rest of you posters. :haha:

[Reece]

I can just imagine what

[Thresher]

a brown banana would taste

[Aktungbby]

similar to a crappy plantain

[Reece]

or butter milk go off :dead:

[STEED]

Kaboom jim entered the room

[Reece]

armed with a rotten cabbage

[STEED]

the booby prize from crackerjack

[Jimbuna]

and the three legged ostrich

[Thresher]

bent over and stuck his

[Reece]

beak fair up Jim's huge

[Thresher]

left nostril, which was swollen

[Aktungbby]

due to ferocious 'digital automation'

[Jimbuna]

from the cat next door

[Reece]

but it got infected and

[Thresher]

had to be removed with

[Reece]

a blunt axe, Thresher proceeded

[Jimbuna]

to expose himself rather lewdly

[STEED]

To invade the nearest zoo

[Jimbuna]

from hence he was born

[STEED]

In the hall of bats

[Jimbuna]

where cricket balls were square

[STEED]

And Reece directed B-Movies

[Reece]

with stars like Jim and

[STEED]

Trump, Putin and Big Bob

[Reece]

the latter also called Jim!!:yep:

[Rockstar]

. Meanwhile back at the ranch

[Thresher]

the Mustang girls were servicing

[Reece]

Reece and Thresher, they were

[mapuc]

dressed like the scarecrow and

[STEED]

Mrs King spy mission in

[Reece]

"Sexy Ladies Ravage Reece", this

[Aktungbby]

'stirred' but didn't 'shake' Reece

[Reece]

however his pants fell down

[STEED]

Jim censored the episode because

[Reece]

he was totally jealous. STEED

[STEED]

Sacked jim and re-wrote

[Reece]

history when he stripped and

[Jimbuna]

revealed his trans-gender operation outcome

[Aktungbby]

thus terminating his Viagra contract

[Reece]

but Jim looked and smiled :oops::)

[Thresher]

scratching his grey and balding

[Reece]

hair chest then looked into

[STEED]

His own bottom and then

[Jimbuna]

he had a serious thought

[mapuc]

should I or should I not

[Thresher]

and should I stay or

[Fubar2Niner]

have baked beans on toast

[Thresher]

with jelly and peanut butter

[Reece]

or a nice pie floater

[Jimbuna]

with a luke warm tinny

[Thresher]

taste that made him hurl

[Reece]

down his bib, poor Jim

[Jimbuna]

just won the Euro Millions

[STEED]

Flushed it down the toilet.

[Jimbuna]

. A plea of temporary insanity

[mapuc]

Oh despair, what have I

[STEED]

done said jim then dived..

[mapuc]

into a pool filled with

[STEED]

Reece's naked sexy women club

[Reece]

but poor Jim couldn't compete

[mapuc]

so Reece jumped in to

[Reece]

have his way with the

[Jimbuna]

ugliest woman of them all

[STEED]

Bet Lynch from Coronation Street


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/03/24/article-0-004FC3A400000258-272_233x284.jpg

[Reece]

was Jim's favorite, but alas

[STEED]

Jim took a curry bath

[Jimbuna]

dressed as a snake charmer

[Reece]

and lured STEED into his

[STEED]

Pub to have a good Ale

[Thresher]

but there were no scrambled

[Jimbuna]

letters in the scrabble game

[STEED]

STEED had another Ale when..

[Reece]

war broke out, STEED volunteered

[STEED]

Joining Reece to battle the

[Reece]

evil alien called Jim, it

[STEED]

stank of rotten curry and

[Reece]

dead fish, he lashed out

[STEED]

with it slime and a

[Jimbuna]

ferocious pan of steaming broth

[Reece]

hitting STEED below the belt

[Aktungbby]

thus soothing his 'primus pilus'

[Jimbuna]

which was many centuries old

[Aktungbby]

but righteous none the less:O: