The Five Word Story Game

[Reece]

Swanny goes into panic mode :o

[blackswan40]

Its the end of times :wah::doh::wah:

[Reece]

we're all gonna die horribly :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

from the new monkeypox disease

[Reece]

Oh yuck, Swanny started this!! :dead:

[blackswan40]

Its a hoax but then


https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=12659

[Jimbuna]

why are you infected then?

[Reece]

yes you have the symptoms! :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

get to the vets quickly

[blackswan40]

swanny washed the woodstain off :yep:

[Reece]

only to expose real spots!! :o :k_confused:

[blackswan40]

that turned into weeping blisters

[Aktungbby]

great bubos of pustulent corruption:Kaleun_Sick:

[Reece]

Aktungbby scratched them for Swanny :oops::doh:

[blackswan40]

wearing welders apron and mask

[Jimbuna]

not forgetting heavy duty mittens

[Reece]

pus burnt through the mittens :o:doh:

[Jimbuna]

dripping onto his soggy slippers

[Reece]

Swanny cried out "COOL BABY" :doh:

[Jimbuna]

before collapsing to the floor

[Reece]

in a pile of oozing

[Jimbuna]

dark brown smelly toe jam

[blackswan40]

with crunchy belly button fluff

[Aktungbby]

and sebaceous secretions of smegma:Kaleun_Sick:

[blackswan40]

Aka swannys runny pus toastie


https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=12664

[Aktungbby]

or crumpet from his strumpet??!!:03:

[Jimbuna]

I've never had that feeling

[Reece]

must be a Swanny thing!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

better than a swampy thing

[Aktungbby]

or greasy green Limpopo thing:O:

[blackswan40]

swanny uses as a lubricant

[Reece]

how well does it work? :hmmm:

[Jeff-Groves]

Blacked his eye slipping off.

[Reece]

should use the right tool. :yep:

[blackswan40]

dont have small nut spanner

[Jimbuna]

better use a crowbar then

[Reece]

one bolt 2 lock nuts :D

[blackswan40]

their now cross threaded Jim

[Jimbuna]

best get the monkey wrench

[blackswan40]

i'll get poxed again Jim

[Jimbuna]

from the same monkey again?

[blackswan40]

No the monkeys uncle Jim

[Jimbuna]

you been aping around again?

[Aktungbby]

Cheetaing on poor Ms Blackswan:o

[Jimbuna]

seeking a cure for monkeypox

[Jeff-Groves]

He travels to Monkey Island.

[Aktungbby]

where"primates need not apply"

[blackswan40]

where swinging is not allowed

[Aktungbby]

except during rasty communal chimp-ins

[Reece]

Aktungbby thought he'd join in :eek:

[Aktungbby]

dancing the dum-dum in moonlight:yeah:https://dyn1.heritagestatic.com/lf?set=path%5B4%2F7%2F1%2F5%2F4715208%5D&call=url%5Bfile%3Aproduct.chain%5Dhttp://www.tarzan.com/gk13/138a03.jpgwith apologies to Edgar Rice Burroughs

[blackswan40]

wearing skivvies at moonlight club :oops::o:oops:

[Aktungbby]

Actually in my Rokushaku Fundoshi :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

stolen from the local Walmart

[Reece]

Meanwhile Swanny laid an egg :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

but not a golden one

[Reece]

it was huge, Aktungbby tried

[blackswan40]

Bleach and two flushes but

[Jimbuna]

the shell still remained intact

[Reece]

finally Aktungbby scrambled them and

[Aktungbby]

served yolks to local yokels

[blackswan40]

Yokels sup and eat all (and pay nowt!) :yep:

[Jimbuna]

that was offered to them

[blackswan40]

Even on christmas day Jim

[Jimbuna]

can be seen punching santa

[blackswan40]

Aktungs red nose day Jim

[Reece]

a happy day for Jim

[blackswan40]

Giving Aktung a Geordie Kiss

[Jimbuna]

oh what a wonderful thought

[Reece]

pucker up Aktungbby, here comes http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/kiss/tounge.gif

[Aktungbby]

oh what a wonderful thought

pucker up Aktungbby, here comes http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/kiss/tounge.gifsome seriously seminal :subsim: supervision:timeout:

[ET2SN]

Aktungbby should wear lip gloss. :D

[Reece]

I thought he already did :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

the Pope thought so too

[blackswan40]

grand mufti Aktungs dragact name :yep:

[Aktungbby]

thou mocketh me with soubriquets:O:

[Jimbuna]

nowt wrong with lurid nicknames

[blackswan40]

its a term of endearment :yep:

[Aktungbby]

Aktungs red nose day Jimits a term of endeerment :yep:Especially when in a rednosed-rut:O: https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0551/2763/8094/products/SM34955-Rudolph-Mankink-a__70379.jpg?v=1642103580

[blackswan40]

Young Reece will have nightmares

[Aktungbby]

and 'roo his marsupial romances:O:

[Reece]

I leave that you Aktungbby!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

This is an opportune moment

[blackswan40]

to talk to the animals


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpBPavEDQCk

[Jimbuna]

down at old macdonalds farm

[Reece]

things were getting rather stinky

[Jimbuna]

due to the heat wave

[Reece]

and large piles of manure :yep:

[blackswan40]

Aktungs Scarabaeidae jumped with joy :yep:

[Reece]

so too his pet vampire!! :k_confused:

[blackswan40]

due to absessed fang cavity

[Jimbuna]

and a dose of flu

[blackswan40]

and a blocked chimney flue

[Aktungbby]

hopefully cleared by Christmas time

[Reece]

the vampires turned on Aktungbby :o

[Aktungbby]

'cause everything turns on AktungBBY:O:

[blackswan40]

Even the moldy green text :yep:

[Reece]

great for mobile phone reading!! :down:

[Jimbuna]

whilst sitting on the lav

[blackswan40]

Cripes no toilet roll left

[Reece]

now that is a dilemma :dead:

[blackswan40]

swanny used his skivvies and

[Aktungbby]

:Kaleun_Sick:wishing himself in Aktung's Depends

[blackswan40]

Aktung says Yfronts stop fallout :yep:


https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=12669

[Jimbuna]

careful you don't fall in

[Aktungbby]

precipitating a Big Bang theory

[Reece]

BOOM - what a mess, Swanny

[Jimbuna]

fell off the toilet seat

[Aktungbby]

wreaking havoc...errrr reeking havoc

[Reece]

everyone cleared the house except

[blackswan40]

swanny who went nose blind

[Reece]

choking and gasping for air :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

in a most dramatic fashion

[Reece]

Aktungbby lit up a cigarette

[Jimbuna]

he'd pinched from a monkey

[Reece]

causing the methane gas buildup

[blackswan40]

Swoosh swanny lost his eyebrows

[Jimbuna]

in a puff of smoke

[Aktungbby]

and a hearty hi-oh Silver

[Reece]

thankfully they grew back - longer!! :doh:

[Jimbuna]

than they were last time

[Reece]

hung down to his knees :o

[Jimbuna]

like a rabid kangaroos ears

[Reece]

the girls thought it was

[Jimbuna]

a site for sore eyes

[Aktungbby]

with cataracts and ruptured retinas

[Jimbuna]

the order of the day

[Reece]

was bacon and eggs with

[blackswan40]

Spam washed down with tea

[Jimbuna]

and a glass of rum

[Reece]

Aktungbby go so sloshed he

[Jimbuna]

bought everyone a large drink

[Reece]

of his home brew however

[Jimbuna]

the yeast extract was rotten

[blackswan40]

swanny went a funny colour :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

giving everybody a good laugh

[blackswan40]

until swanny pebbledashed Bunas karzy

[Reece]

the whole affair stank like

[Jimbuna]

a bucket of rotten fish

[Reece]

finally the smog cleared, Jim

[blackswan40]

Sent swanny plumbers bill and :o:timeout: :o

[Reece]

Swanny refused to pay so

[Jimbuna]

off he went to jail

[Reece]

served only bread and water!! :k_confused:

[blackswan40]

Any chance of early parole

[Aktungbby]

zipped up on a gurney

[Reece]

the judge had pity and

[Jimbuna]

threw him a lettuce leaf

[blackswan40]

But had catapilla infestation Jim

[Jimbuna]

tried again with another leaf

[Reece]

this one covered in slugs!! :doh::dead:

[Jimbuna]

and some crusty old manure

[Aktungbby]

from Aktung's drought-parched lawn

[Jimbuna]

better known as the everglades

[Reece]

gonna be quiet without Swanny!! :hmmm::wah:

[blackswan40]

swanny as a identical twin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DEgDjH1dro

[Reece]

Swanny aka "loud mouth schnook" :o

[Jimbuna]

Lurch from the Addams Family

[Reece]

swinging from tree to tree

[blackswan40]

Dancing lessons with wednesday Jim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gCWOb7V-b0

[Jimbuna]

was busy preparing tonights chilli

[blackswan40]

chillis jalapenos swanny dheli belly :Kaleun_Sick:

[Reece]

later his tongue fell off

[Jimbuna]

preventing him going to work

[Reece]

his boss was furious but

[Cyborg322]

without a tongue sign language

[Jimbuna]

was better than foul language

[Aktungbby]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DEgDjH1dro

like wing-flapping tongue-tied fowl chickens

[Reece]

Jim clouted Aktungbby for fun!! :o :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Aktungbby]

better to recieve...even funner:O:

[Reece]

Aktungbby's pride was hurt, so

[Aktungbby]

Pardon? my pride has lionesses!

[Reece]

that's a little too kinky!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

for the mother superiors liking

[Reece]

Aktungbby was thrown in the

[Jimbuna]

pit of never ending fire

[Aktungbby]

...discovering Hades has no-burn days??!

[Jimbuna]

only for those who believe

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

whereas those non-believers are cast

[Reece]

into the bottomless pit where

[Jimbuna]

Reece hides his frilly knickers

[Reece]

Jim found and sniffed them :yep:

[Aktungbby]

horrifically reeking of sulphurous pit

[Jimbuna]

enough to resurrect the dead

[Reece]

after burning them Jim decided

[Jimbuna]

on another glass of rum

[Reece]

I'll join you there Jim!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

...only Pusser U can get!:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Reece]

aktungbby dropped a stinker, Jim

[Jimbuna]

reached for the rum again

[Reece]

make that a double please!! :doh:

[Jimbuna]

that shouldn't be a problem

[Reece]

Jim and I were sloshed!! :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

Reece eyed up the barman

[Reece]

then knocked his block off!! :yeah: (wishful thinking here)

[Jimbuna]

peeping up his trouser leg

[Reece]

Swanny tried to grab his

[Jimbuna]

tadger with a clenched fist

[Aktungbby]

whilst coddling his doughty pillock:doh::O:

[Reece]

the barman just smiled then

[Jimbuna]

threw him out the bar

[Reece]

Suddenly there was a loud

[Jimbuna]

knock on the cellar door

[Reece]

Lurch opened it and grabbed

[Jimbuna]

a rat by its tail

[podunkpete]

saying the plague is back

[Reece]

Jim wondered what to do :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

with his bag of nuts

[Reece]

he salted them and ate!!

[Jimbuna]

When the time is right

[Reece]

When the time is right
Putin will lose the war!! :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

and seek a grovelling peace

[Aktungbby]

...."putting 'Merika in its place":03:

[Jimbuna]

down on the lower shelf

[Aktungbby]

where it should remain ...permanently

[Reece]

Pootin, I mean Putin tried

[Jimbuna]

to fasten his own shoelace

[Reece]

but lacked the intelligence, so

[blackswan40]

bought slip on black plimsolls

[Reece]

his boyfriend was so pleased :Kaleun_Sick:

[Aktungbby]

with their mutual bi-polarity :doh:

[Reece]

this thought made Jim puke!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

on that you can guarantee

[blackswan40]

Free carrot stew swannys beaming

[Jimbuna]

for a long paper straw

[Reece]

but it went soggy so

[Jimbuna]

sucking would be extremely difficult

[Aktungbby]

'cause all difficult things...suck!:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

One can be sorely tempted

[Reece]

to respond to that but

[blackswan40]

Swanny sits having a pint

[Reece]

of rum neat, Jim tried

[Jimbuna]

a litre for good measure

[Reece]

then threw up on Swanny!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

who was taking a nap

[Reece]

he woke screaming for air!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

like a hysterical dung beetle

[blackswan40]

Buna offered swanny slaphead hairtonic :yep:

[Jimbuna]

just for his nether regions

[Reece]

soon his hair grew over

[Jimbuna]

the wart on his chin

[Aktungbby]

and zit on his ass

[Jimbuna]

carried over from a previous

[blackswan40]

Visit to a public convenience

[Jimbuna]

at a most inconvenient time

[Reece]

Dinner is now served so

[Jimbuna]

work up a good appetite

[Reece]

by taking a dump first

[Jimbuna]

then a hot shower after

[Aktungbby]

sauna and leap into snowbank