The Five Word Story Game

[Aktungbby]

play pinochle on my snout:Kaleun_Sleep:

[Reece]

One day Mr Quatro decided to

[Aktungbby]

make a decidedly decisive decision

[Mr Quatro]

put the mask on Halloween :o

[Reece]

he was the ugliest there! :o

[Jimbuna]

all the children were distraught

[Reece]

some were screaming others crying!! :oops::timeout:

[Mr Quatro]

All Mr Quatro heard "ice cream" :up:

[Texas Red]

And so he raided the

[Jimbuna]

back of the candy store

[Texas Red]

Hoping to find Hershey's Chocolates,

[Jimbuna]

the worst chocolate ever made

[Torvald Von Mansee]

came out of my bottom

[Texas Red]

No one likes that kind! :Kaleun_Sick:

[Reece]

excuse me while I puke!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Mr Quatro]

Not in my lap, please :o

[Reece]

After recovery Mr Quatro and Reece

[Jimbuna]

decided to rekindle their affair

[Reece]

with 2 gorgeous blondes, Jim

[Jimbuna]

kept them both for himself

[Mr Quatro]

Until Jim realized transexual means :oops:

[Jimbuna]

Reece and Mt Quatro were partners

[Mr Quatro]

Self denial hurts our relationship :D

[Jimbuna]

making the heart grow fonder

[Aktungbby]

of banality based on innuendo

[Texas Red]

Reece and Mt Quatro were partners

I wonder how tall Mt. Quatro

[Reece]

is? about 7.5" not bad!! :D

[Texas Red]

With his snow mustache

[Reece]

is not a pleasant sight!! :oops:

[Texas Red]

He looks like a crazy

[Reece]

old geezer chewing tobacco and

[Jimbuna]

sucking on a cows udder

[Reece]

wearing only a soiled nappy!! :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

and a tin of napisan

[Reece]

is one tin enough Jim? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

that should suffice for now

[Mr Quatro]

Mr Quatro wakes up to WWIII :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

'twixt the Kohms and Yangs

[Jimbuna]

in a far outer galaxy

[Mr Quatro]

Aliens now fear earths Covid -19 :yep:

[Jimbuna]

more than the bubonic plague

[Texas Red]

COVID 19 is now on Mars

[Reece]

where it belongs, good riddance!! :yep:

[Texas Red]

Let us have a drink! :Kaleun_Cheers:

[Reece]

yes a glass of plonk :yep:

[Jimbuna]

just what the doctor ordered

[Reece]

2 bottles later and the beast

[Mr Quatro]

Caught the virus from waitress :yep:

[Jimbuna]

working at the local creche

[Texas Red]

She ended up infecting everyone!

[Reece]

Jim was admitted to hospital

[Aktungbby]

and triaged out as overaged:O:

[Texas Red]

Jim was beyond mad, he

[Jimbuna]

came second only to the beast

[Reece]

who was dragged down to

[Jimbuna]

the madhouse by the loonies

[Reece]

screaming "let me out" but

[Jimbuna]

everyone threw a deaf ear

[ForceGhost]

and just carried on scratching

[Texas Red]

My blisters until they popped! :Kaleun_Sick::Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

and then the tears started

[Mr Quatro]

to welcome ForceGhost to subsim :up:

[Aktungbby]

a bleary-eyed 'Grand Moff' toff:O:

[Jimbuna]

was the unavoidable serious consequence

[Texas Red]

Now everyone shall weep because

[Reece]

Aktungbby dropped a terrible stinker

[Jimbuna]

just before Sunday morning worship

[Reece]

his wife slapped him but

[Jimbuna]

wished she'd chosen his face

[Reece]

"CLOUT", there goes his face!! :up::O:

[Jimbuna]

straight into the vicars lap

[Reece]

, after applying glue and stitches

[Texas Red]

Aktungbby was never the same

[Aktungbby]

little blue pills, who cares?

[Mr Quatro]

Just wife wishing more fore-play :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

was akin to dartboard chess

[Aktungbby]

Queens' mate to K 1:O:

[Jimbuna]

was a relatively useless move

[Aktungbby]

Indeed! Back on square one!:O:

[Reece]

No hope for Aktungbby Jim!! :doh:

[Aktungbby]

/\what doctors said in 1951!:yep::shucks::Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Reece]

Your parents must have cried!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

...crocodile tears; children annoyed them:yep:

[Reece]

Suddenly Aktungbby kneed Jim's groin!! :o:oops:

[Aktungbby]

missing the miniscule dangling appurtenances

[Mr Quatro]

Jim called 911 on Aktungbby :yep:

[ForceGhost]

And stated that he had

[Reece]

been sexually violated and assaulted :yep:

[Aktungbby]

911 responded: "U got lucky"

[Reece]

Jim didn't feel very lucky! :doh::oops:

[Jimbuna]

as he grabbed his taser

[Reece]

and tasered Aktungbby's butt, he

[ForceGhost]

once again found himself needing

[Jimbuna]

to see the tooth fairy

[Aktungbby]

who unfortunately did'nt handle dentures:shucks:

[Texas Red]

She decided that Jim was

[Jimbuna]

the most wonderful human alive

[Texas Red]

And decided that he should

[Jimbuna]

once more be quite lenient

[Aktungbby]

mercy, like heaven's gentle rain

[Reece]

Hi Aktungbby, the background of my mobile phone is gray, almost impossible to read green text, could you please change it?
Thanks.

[Aktungbby]

fixed! U blind bush larrikin:O:

[Reece]

thanks mate, gun is holstered!! :D

[Jimbuna]

and strapped to your thigh

[Reece]

Jim quickly grabbed it and

[Aktungbby]

simply went off half cocked:03:

[Jimbuna]

the gun was loaded with

[Reece]

rotten meat, the horrible mess

[Jimbuna]

was quickly devoured by Reece

[Reece]

and Jim, Aktungbby was jealous!! :oops::yep:

[Aktungbby]

feeling ostracized from buzzardly feasting https://media1.tenor.com/images/d7d5f25b5df119c58b06f72a4be3a2d5/tenor.gif?itemid=7273915

[Jimbuna]

on what were leftover bones

[Aktungbby]

from a long food chain

[Reece]

after that delicious meal we

[Aktungbby]

ruminated, and chewed our cuds

[Reece]

ruminated, and chewed our cuds

Jim's spittoon was full so

[ForceGhost]

He decided to empty it

[Reece]

tripped and spilled over Aktungbby!! :doh::oops:

[Jimbuna]

and what a glorious mess

[Reece]

Aktungbby slipped and oozed around http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Texas Red]

Eventually coming to a stop

[Jimbuna]

at the local lunatic asylum

[Mr Quatro]

That has become overused Jim :yep:

[Texas Red]

I second that, anyone else?

[Mr Quatro]

We lost Jim! Come back :o

[Reece]

he's been admitted himself now!! :o

[Texas Red]

I will break him out!

[Aktungbby]

he's been admitted himself now!! To Aktung's special case wing
http://alexwellerstein.com/collection/images/napa_state_hospital.jpg"State Hospital for the Insane, Napa, California, Front View." " Abandon Hope' all Ye who enter here!-Dante's Inferno:timeout:https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3e/66/38/3e6638b31a454e707c831206ef3d82a3.jpg

[Reece]

he doesn't want to leave!! :oops::)

[Texas Red]

Maybe there is a secret

[Mr Quatro]

It's 4am for Jim @

[Texas Red]

I doubt he is sleeping

[Aktungbby]

he doesn't want to leave!! :oops::)

Maybe there is a secret$2-buck Chuck Chardonnay...FREE!:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Reece]

good old cheap plonk, Jim

[Texas Red]

is drinking in his sleep

[Reece]

his bed is soggy from

[Texas Red]

The spilled wine and plonk

[Reece]

Jim crying out "Wheeee!", the beast

[Texas Red]

Started singing Wooly Bully randomly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE_MpQhgtQ8

[Mr Quatro]

Jim's girlfriends name, "Wooly Bully" :yep:

[Aktungbby]

Started singing Wooly Bully randomly



Jim's girlfriends name, "Wooly Bully" :yep:
On Aktung's Catalina stern deck https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=11166:()1:

[Reece]

poor sloshed Jim went sailing

[Jimbuna]

into the local lunatic asylum

[Reece]

That has become overused Jim :yep:
I second that, anyone else?
I third that remark guys!!

[Jimbuna]

ooh gang warfare, love it

[Texas Red]

Sam the Sham doesn't, sadly

[Jimbuna]

his beloved local lunatic asylum

[Texas Red]

at the local lunatic asylum

That has become overused Jim :yep:

I second that, anyone else?

I third that remark guys!!


My mom fourths that remark

[Aktungbby]

I'm silent: "taking the fifth"! :hmph::nope::damn:

[Texas Red]

The way you're acting makes

[Jimbuna]

more sense than you're making

[Texas Red]

Well, now it seems my

[Mr Quatro]

plan to takeover backfired, uh? :arrgh!:

[Reece]

into the local lunatic asylum

[Jimbuna]

a newly decorated padded cell

[Reece]

just for Mr Quatro was installed

[Jimbuna]

as an hourly paid cleaner

[Aktungbby]

and adult diaper removal specialist:doh:

[Jimbuna]

in such a messy job

[Mr Quatro]

Allowed me to escape stinky :o

[Jimbuna]

public urinals in the city

[Mr Quatro]

Where the beast peers over shoulder :yep:

[Jimbuna]

dear me, perish the thought

[Mr Quatro]

Sorry! the beast arrest record proves :hmmm:

[Reece]

he's very sneaky, however, Jim

[Jimbuna]

was not the arresting officer

[Reece]

Mr Quatro was and he decided

[Jimbuna]

to offer him a bribe

[Mr Quatro]

he took it too $50 :yep:

[Jimbuna]

promising to kiss and tell

[Aktungbby]

of buggery and the lash:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

but none of the tash

[Reece]

that was set on fire!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

in the scorched earth policy

[Reece]

survived. Later Aktungbby kissed Jim

[Jimbuna]

the cat from next door

[Mr Quatro]

has secrets to reveal on

[Jimbuna]

which one used the tongue

[Texas Red]

on the dog, oh lord!

[Reece]

this is so not right!! :oops::dead:

[Texas Red]

That's why dogs hate cats

[Reece]

Meanwhile Aktungbby decided to play

[Aktungbby]

Dog Day Afternoon on VCR:D

[Texas Red]

One of the best movies

[Reece]

but the VCR caught fire!! :o

[Jimbuna]

and the dog was burned

[Reece]

the beast cried for the loss :wah:

[Texas Red]

The cat was to blame! :mad:

[Mr Quatro]

Cat was watching porno anyway :yep:

[Aktungbby]

Pussy Galore: Cat Day Afternoon

[Jimbuna]

and weird stuff like that

[Mr Quatro]

Who's weird stuff? Fritz cat's?

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.SuvPnMsPt-YLi7vB60xfSgHaLC?w=130&h=195&c=7&o=5&dpr=1.5&pid=1.7

[Jimbuna]

plus the dog next door

[Texas Red]

Is a rebellious doggo, he

[Jimbuna]

was drunk as a skunk

[Texas Red]

The cat was stoned after

[Reece]

drinking Jim's cheap plonk, luckily

[Texas Red]

The dog came with some

[Aktungbby]

doggone damn
good whimsical doggerel

[Mr Quatro]

boy your good @five Aktung :yep:

[Reece]

Aktungbby decided to jump off

[Texas Red]

The ship because its fun

[Reece]

but got sucked into the

[Jimbuna]

the black hole of despair

[Reece]

dropping his toilet paper gun

[Texas Red]

The black hole spat him

[Aktungbby]

COMMENCING DOG DAY AFTERNOON DOGPADDLING

[Texas Red]

The nuke has been armed!

[Jimbuna]

just waiting for the fallout

[Aktungbby]

not unlike manna from heaven

[Jimbuna]

or any other imaginary place

[Texas Red]

The Anti-Matter nuke will

[Reece]

turn everybody inside out!! Amazing!! :yep:

[Texas Red]

It will be spectacular! Fleshy

[Reece]

Damn, the beast is getting aroused :o:oops:

[Texas Red]

Says who? I'm not close :hmmm:

[Reece]

close to what? I'm curious!!:yep:

[Texas Red]

I'm not even close yet :D

[Reece]

Well then come closer baby!! :oops::D

[Aktungbby]

close to what?
close yet

closer baby!! avoid closeness to BBY yetis:yep::damn::dead::roll:

[Mr Quatro]

Elvis is in the house :yep:

[Reece]

I thought he was dead!!:oops::yep:

[Aktungbby]

Nope; just sufferin' Memphis blues https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/bc/Old_guitarist_chicago.jpg/300px-Old_guitarist_chicago.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Old_guitarist_chicago.jpg)

[Jimbuna]

on a hot summers night

[Reece]

suddenly it started to snow

[Jimbuna]

where nobody had experienced before

[Reece]

Kim Jong Un declared war on USA, :o

[Jimbuna]

and Trump couldn't stop laughing

[Mr Quatro]

"Now man battle stations missile" :yep:

[Jimbuna]

who has the biggest button?

[Texas Red]

I'd say, Trump, he's got

[Aktungbby]

big everything... according to himself

[Texas Red]

He sure is big himself

https://i.redd.it/fnhsqu71c4jz.jpg

[Aktungbby]

/\ no wonder Melania quivers fearfully :O:

[Mr Quatro]

Perhaps her batteries ran out :haha:

[Texas Red]

She is a machine, built

[Jimbuna]

outside of the United States

[Aktungbby]

fervently wishing for POTUS interruptus:haha:

[Texas Red]

POTUS daughter is also a

[Reece]

lovely person, the beasts girl friend! :yep:

[Mr Quatro]

She was arrested for soliciting:o

[Reece]

the beast was also arrested and

[Texas Red]

Broke out with Ivanka! Trump

[Reece]

Trump said "who cares" but

[Jimbuna]

it was all fake news

[Reece]

News!! "China sucks". Jim declares

[Jimbuna]

never purchasing from them again

[Texas Red]

Jim instead purchases from Mars

[Mr Quatro]

candy store on moon now :yep:

[Aktungbby]

Twixing, Snickering to the MilkyWay