The Five Word Story Game

[Aktungbby]

casually, in chisel-toothed rodential fashion

[Eichhörnchen]

like". Nothing remarkable there, it

[Reece]

suddenly squealed in pain when

[Tango589]

Reece trod on it's toes

[Jimbuna]

whilst wearing his pit boots

[Reece]

the angry squirrel ran up

[Eichhörnchen]

the nearest trouser leg and

[Reece]

that happened to be Jim's

[Jimbuna]

hiding place for his nuts

[Eichhörnchen]

but they were too stale

[Reece]

causing the squirrel to gag

[Eichhörnchen]

and race back to the

[Tango589]

safety of the local gym

[Reece]

where he was assaulted by

[Jimbuna]

a large packet of raisins

[Gerald]

and these were valuable in

[Eichhörnchen]

loosening the bowels when constipated.

[Reece]

Greatly relieved the squirrel jumped

[STEED]

straight into a nudist camp

[Tango589]

where, faced with unsightly objects

[Aktungbby]

including some really bushy tails

[STEED]

nude squirrels every where wanting

[Reece]

some nice big juicy nuts:yep:

[STEED]

to mash in their curry

[Jimbuna]

using more than five words

[STEED]

and was sorted out now :haha:

[Jimbuna]

I saw what you did

[STEED]

with the big juicy nuts

[Jimbuna]

stolen from a sleeping widow

[STEED]

who woke up and said

[Jimbuna]

"Failing is not always failure"

[STEED]

Reece popped in wearing a

[Jimbuna]

pair of STEEDS soiled underpants

[Aktungbby]

in lieu of his Depends

[Reece]

pair of STEEDS soiled underpants
That Aktungbby stole so that

[Jimbuna]

his plants had sufficient fertiliser

[Reece]

to last the year, STEED

[Jimbuna]

maintained a daily constant supply

[Reece]

enough for Jim's undies too

[Aktungbby]

which were Attended to...briefly:O:

[mapuc]

take a hike in the

[Reece]

hills in your new briefs

[Eichhörnchen]

and your new fluffy slippers

[Reece]

, mapuc sloshed along leaving a

[Jimbuna]

trail similar to a slug

[Reece]

but man what a pong!!!:dead:

[Jimbuna]

give him a wide berth

[BossMark]

so big it went up

[Jimbuna]

the school teachers party frock

[STEED]

which caused a scarecrow strike

[Jimbuna]

on runway 2 at Heathrow

[STEED]

Traffic controller rung President Trump

[Jimbuna]

and pleaded for a wall

[STEED]

and pleaded for a wall

Didn't need a crystal ball for that response. :har:

OK back on track...



Made of blue Stilton cheese

[Tango589]

to lure the French into

[Reece]

a frenzy of submissive panting

[Aktungbby]

whilst attending their dependable paramours:O:

[Reece]

that were getting rather baggy

[Jimbuna]

and cumbersome around the waist

[Reece]

especially when filled, but then

[Jimbuna]

when the glass is full

[Reece]

drink it down!!:oops: Meanwhile Tango589

[Tango589]

was wondering what Reece wanted

[Reece]

for his birthday, he wanted

[Tango589]

to be a real boy

[Reece]

so he reached down to

[Jimbuna]

throw his doll away forever

[STEED]

And slipped on his bra.

[Jimbuna]

. Never say no to anyone

[mapuc]

Feeling comfortable in his pink

[STEED]

fluffy pink bra he said

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

"I wonder where my bloody...

[Reece]

knickers have gone, ah yes...

[STEED]

there they are on that..

[Jimbuna]

transgender person known as Reece

[Reece]

with his partner Jim, they

[Jimbuna]

hid Reece from public view

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

and they proceeded to begin

[Jimbuna]

excavating a very long tunnel

[Tango589]

from here to Outer Mongolia

[Jimbuna]

taking a left hand turn

[Aktungbby]

with a right hand twist

[Eichhörnchen]

emerging at last in 'Sainsburys'.

[Fubar2Niner]

Armed with their Nectar cards

[STEED]

They bought lots of knickers.

[Reece]

from dainty Jim's private collection

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

but, realising they had no

[Eichhörnchen]

crotches in them, set about

[Jimbuna]

the attendant at the till

[Tango589]

with a wet stick of celery

[Jimbuna]

and a nice cucumber salad

[STEED]

That morph into a giant

[Reece]

green blob of wholesome snot!!:oops:

[Jimbuna]

not for the faint hearted

[STEED]

The green blob farted yellow..

[Reece]

and stained his shorts, this

[STEED]

upset the government of Australia

[Reece]

so they deported Jim who

[STEED]

Farted a fruity fart that

[Jimbuna]

could penetrate a nuclear shelter

[STEED]

and cause strange side effects...

[Reece]

like puffy eyes, throwing up,

[Tango589]

and an aversion to cornflakes.

[Jimbuna]

. Rice Krispies were more popular

[Reece]

until his undies caught fire

[Jimbuna]

the fire was quickly extinguished

[STEED]

By Reece's worst nightmare that

[Jimbuna]

flatulence was a torture instrument

[Tango589]

worthy of the Spanish Inqusition

[Jimbuna]

who travelled far and wide

[STEED]

on a mission to be

[Jimbuna]

the first past the post

[STEED]

to be naked in a

[Jimbuna]

room full of plastic penguins

[STEED]

who worked for Trump and

[Fubar2Niner]

Pugh,Pugh,Barney McGrew,Cuthbert,

[Reece]

whom I never heard of!!:doh:

[STEED]

before going out to vote

[Reece]

so I voted for Trump

[Jimbuna]

the local blind jazz musician

[STEED]

who looked into his crystal

[Jimbuna]

vase at the pretty flowers

[STEED]

Which were really alien facehuggers

[Jimbuna]

belonging to the local treehuggers

[Reece]

STEED finally said "ENOUGH!!" and

[Jimbuna]

slipped out of his clothes

[Tango589]

and into his Betty Boop outfit

[Reece]

that he wore with pride

[mapuc]

as he walked with Reece

[Reece]

and mapuc his ballet teachers

[Jimbuna]

were a sordid looking bunch

[mapuc]

walking on the yellow brick

[STEED]

off to the many pubs

[Reece]

including a gay pub where

[STEED]

gay aliens plotted to rule

[Jimbuna]

the bed of one another

[Reece]

, now you can guess what

[Jimbuna]

Reece would be up to

[Reece]

whilst sleeping in Jim's home:o

[Jimbuna]

searching the soiled washing basket

[Tango589]

for the last bacon sandwich

[Jimbuna]

that was smeared sparingly with

[STEED]

with exploding alien blue goo

[Tango589]

that was rather too personal

[STEED]

So Reece opted for world

[Tango589]

domination with the aim of

[Reece]

smacking Jim on the backside

[STEED]

with solid oak cricket bats

[Reece]

Jim cried with pain but

[STEED]

enjoyed it wanting more spanking..:haha:

[Jimbuna]

. STEED proposed marriage to Corbyn

[STEED]

You sick puppy jim! :har: :har:


Back on track..

Corbyn said no and Reece..

[Jimbuna]

went down on bended knee

[STEED]

with his trusty pea shooter

[Jimbuna]

blowing with all his might

[STEED]

Reece scored a hit on..

[Jimbuna]

the Punch and Judy show

[STEED]

and went on to be

[Reece]

a world famous pea shooter

[Jimbuna]

for the Australian Boys Brigade

[Tango589]

and the International Cheese Federation

[Jimbuna]

seldom bettered but usually located

[Reece]

in STEED's back yard where

[STEED]

King Kong makes sexy beer.

[Reece]

After STEED finished the beer

[STEED]

Raided jim's beer and found..

[Jimbuna]

a large wooden treasure chest

[Reece]

full of Jim's soiled nappies

[Jimbuna]

and bottles of Nelsons blood

[STEED]

which blew up and caused

[Jimbuna]

a bit of a mess

[Aktungbby]

in the ol Pusser's department :D

[STEED]

Donald Trump took action and

[mapuc]

signed a decree against the

[Fubar2Niner]

evil misuse of blonde wigs

[STEED]

promoted Reece to wig basher

[Reece]

and mighty proud of it!!:yep:

[Tango589]

People wearing ginger 'comedy' wigs

[STEED]

Got a good bashing by

[Jimbuna]

the king of the hill

[Reece]

Got a good bashing by
the king of the hill
, STEED, who refused to comment

[STEED]

told jim to vote labour

[Jimbuna]

pains are troublesome for women

[STEED]

and jim voted labour then

[Jimbuna]

the UK were surely doomed

[mapuc]

sailing the seven seas by

[Tango589]

more luck than skillful judgement

[STEED]

Reece said the UK was

[mapuc]

on course to wards Australia

[Reece]

until a torpedo struck it

[Jimbuna]

amidships alongside the opera house

[STEED]

many people raised their glasses

[Reece]

as she slowly sank into

[STEED]

lime jelly and cold custard

[Jimbuna]

topped with hundreds and thousands

[STEED]

jelly babies ready to march...

[Reece]

into the next Ghostbusters movie

[mapuc]

which seems to be a

[Reece]

hit to poms like STEED

[Jimbuna]

and lesser mortals in Australia

[Reece]

, said Jim who was offended.:yep:

[Jimbuna]

Being part of the other

[STEED]

member of the nude and

[Jimbuna]

slightly bonkers camping club, Reece

[STEED]

was the lord high chopper

[Jimbuna]

known by everyone as 'justin'

[STEED]

the man with yellow and

[Jimbuna]

green infestations on his backside

[STEED]

the rot rumps spread out

[Eichhörnchen]

and glued him to the

[Reece]

back of Jim's head, this

[Jimbuna]

was simply Reece being delusional

[STEED]

drinking pink milkshakes and eating

[Jimbuna]

large portions of nutty slack

[STEED]

Which caused Reece to drive

[Eichhörnchen]

everyone in the prison insane.

[STEED]

watching repeats of Blue Peter

[Jimbuna]

and The Temple of Doom

[STEED]

Gave Reece a great idea

[Jimbuna]

of how to become logical

[STEED]

and to create 4D TV

[Jimbuna]

with a multi coloured kaleidoscope

[Reece]

, with Spock's help was easy.:yep:

[Jimbuna]

as a blind man on

[Reece]

steroids!! STEED decided to adopt

[STEED]

Jim's idea of curry beer

[Jimbuna]

a sack of rotten potatos

[Reece]

fell on Jim's head, STEED

[Jimbuna]

started dating the local gargoyle

[STEED]

^:haha:

and went to see jim for

[Jimbuna]

how to make holy water

[mapuc]

from superannuated dark Newcastle Ale

[Reece]

that flowed freely from Markus's

[Jimbuna]

subterranean stream in his dungeon

[Reece]

causing a violent whirlpool that

[Jimbuna]

caused quite a large stir

[Fubar2Niner]

amongst the girlie lager drinkers

[Aktungbby]

suckin' their BBY Got Bock https://untappd.akamaized.net/photo/2016_01_22/23911f7d2bd8605d521db52f3fe908e9_640x640.jpg

[Reece]

a favorite in New Zealand

[Jimbuna]

and other surrounding iniquitous lands

[STEED]

But was banned in America

[Jimbuna]

on the grounds of flatulence

[STEED]

Causing fruity farts to change

[Jimbuna]

the orbit of the Earth

[STEED]

sending the earth in to

[Jimbuna]

a bit of a tizzy

[STEED]

which upset aliens from another

[Reece]

dimension whenever they lit matches

[Eichhörnchen]

to ignite their own farts.

[Reece]

*KABOOM*, a small atomic blast