The Five Word Story Game

[Reece]

all hands went down - Tragic!! :wah:

[Jimbuna]

but the fluffy bunnies survived

[Reece]

the beast danced with joy and

[Jimbuna]

tripped over his walking stick

[Mr Quatro]

due to tripping fluffy bunnies :yep:

[Aktungbby]

and some multitudinous troublesome tribbles https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/50/ST_TroubleWithTribbles.jpg

[Jimbuna]

but not in five words

[Aktungbby]

fixed!:03:but not in five words

[Texas Red]

The bunnies were actually furries! :o:dead:

[Aktungbby]

actually furries!FURRIOUS on Night of Lepus https://64.media.tumblr.com/f286b50f5f9670c26fc7ba99d2ffdf0e/tumblr_pw8qyblZjf1s01qkyo1_640.gifvhttps://64.media.tumblr.com/038cbc8ea7946233269c752275d183d5/tumblr_pmxuzexAoj1qaqx8xo2_500.gifv

[Jimbuna]

looks like we're all ears

[Texas Red]

Aktungbby, tell us a story!

[Jimbuna]

about the three little piggies

[Mr Quatro]

got caught using 6 words :haha:

[Texas Red]

The wolf torpedoed their house!!

[Aktungbby]

as they 'oinked' final testaments:dead:

[Reece]

Ak left the sty and

[Aktungbby]

got py in the sky

[Jimbuna]

with some delicious belly pork

[Reece]

smothered with chocolate and cream http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

laxative from the chemist shop

[Texas Red]

The toilet ended up exploding

[Aktungbby]

having "met the enema...US!":Kaleun_Sick::Kaleun_Party:

[Mr Quatro]

resulting in a TP problem :yep:

[Aktungbby]

crisis in the Bilge's ammo-magazine https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=10818

[Jimbuna]

in the local lunatic asylum

[Aktungbby]

:Dlocal :subsim:lunatic asylum Wolferz, Armistead...ME???no way!:O:

[Jimbuna]

said the clown Ronald McDonald

[Mr Quatro]

Ronald McDonland ? Good choice Jim :D

[Texas Red]

Ronald McDonald has no clue

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/89/bd/c9/89bdc9b73cda23164223c49d126b4e44.jpg

[Reece]

but chased Aktungbby grabbing him :o

[Aktungbby]

by his legendary 'Big Mac':doh::timeout::yep:

[Reece]

Ronald smiled and squeezed it :oops::o

[Aktungbby]

immensely pleasing the ol' burgermeister

[Reece]

then suddenly it exploded - POW!! :dead:

[Jimbuna]

hopefully that was only mustard

[Mr Quatro]

Mustard/ketchup wooshed everywhere, uh?

[Aktungbby]

pickles and onions...oh my!:k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

what a waste of food

[Mr Quatro]

Where heck was the meat? :o

[Jimbuna]

lying on top of feet

[Gerald]

while watching TV as usual

[Mr Quatro]

Vendor knows where meat is :yep:

[Texas Red]

He doesn't know where all

[Aktungbby]

Where heck was the meat? :oTHATS:"where's the beef..BBY" https://media1.tenor.com/images/0b193d90a3e134f16b2d49d05f959b09/tenor.gif?itemid=5385639

[Jimbuna]

some others prefer cooked chicken

[Gerald]

the chicken should be spicy

[Aktungbby]

Not if it's still plucky/clucky https://media1.tenor.com/images/ccdb090c06283c77086db7a404512fe7/tenor.gif?itemid=5666044

[Reece]

chicken tastes a bit foul :yep:

[Aktungbby]

Instead of tasting somewhat fowl?:shucks:

[Mr Quatro]

add more salsa/hot sauce :yep:

[Texas Red]

You've got a Super Bowl

[Aktungbby]

definitely requiring a super bowel:Kaleun_Sick::damn:

[Gerald]

Not this time of day

[Aktungbby]

"time is an illusion"-Einstein

[Gerald]

....is something for the magician

[Aktungbby]

whose E is squared too:Dhttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/86/Einstein_tongue.jpg/220px-Einstein_tongue.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Einstein_tongue.jpg)

[Reece]

is that your picture Aktung? :hmmm:

[Gerald]

Your date for tonight Reece!

[Reece]

Yeh!! look at that tongue!! :oops::D

[Jimbuna]

don't go getting yourself excited

[Reece]

No, Aktongue can have it. :dead:

[Gerald]

At the same time a

[Mr Quatro]

train was going by Aktung :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

tried to hitch a ride

[Aktungbby]

lost track, and died miserably

[Jimbuna]

. Time was on nobody's side

[Mr Quatro]

Time in the hour glass? :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

. Time was on nobody's side

Time in the hour glass? :hmmm:
Indeed! the jig was up https://media1.tenor.com/images/954d1b5f7b8ebe5fac5a567b4eacf42e/tenor.gif?itemid=13919347< wicked witch's color...:yeah:

[Jimbuna]

the top of the tower

[Aktungbby]

actually a motte with bailey

[Gerald]

's yes i like that

[Texas Red]

Suddenly, a Black Hole appeared

[Reece]

and sucked Aktungbby in - SLURP!!! :o

[Gerald]

Suddenly there was a wave

[Aktungbby]

cataclysmic paroxyism of cosmic regurgitation https://image.shutterstock.com/image-vector/cute-retro-emoticon-sticking-out-260nw-1758835295.jpg

[Gerald]

"confusables" comes close to mind

[Reece]

AK has lost the plot!! :oops:

[Catfish]

But the wave rolled on

[Jimbuna]

ending up on the beach

[Reece]

ending up on the beach

it was a nude beach :o

[Gerald]

Which made Reece go in..:yep:

[Reece]

and found Vendor already there!! :D

[Jimbuna]

a very large panic ensued

[Gerald]

which Jim thought was okay

[Reece]

until Aktung joined the party

[Gerald]

suddenly Aktung leans over Reece :o

[Mr Quatro]

Yelling, "Look at that thong" :o

[Aktungbby]

only allowed in a billabong:Kaleun_Mad:

[Mr Quatro]

Jim arrested Aktung 'indecent exposure' :yep:

[Aktungbby]

envious of his promiscuous didgeridoo! :03:

[Texas Red]

The wave, meanwhile, had washed

[Jimbuna]

away all of his sins

[Texas Red]

For this a traveler said

[Jimbuna]

was a most uncommon event

[Texas Red]

That will go down as

[Mr Quatro]

biggest mistake of Aktung's life :yep:

[Texas Red]

His mistake? He forgot to

[Reece]

wear water wings and sunk

[Gerald]

which is common among aborigines :yep:

[Aktungbby]

Miraculously, I walked on water!

[Reece]

was actually a crocs back :o

[Aktungbby]

Chicken at hand: I survived :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bfCbf_Uxes (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bfCbf_Uxes)

[Reece]

suddenly the croc turned - CHOMP!! :doh::dead:

[Jimbuna]

eating a leg of mutton

[Reece]

Aktungbby was furious so he

[Jimbuna]

offered his one remaining leg

[Reece]

only stumps now so he

[Texas Red]

Flies around everywhere, Jesus gave

[Gerald]

Reese, Jim a life forever

[Aktungbby]

good God! today is my 40th anniversary!:yep::oand their wives...no escape!:k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

from yet more tedious blabbering

[Aktungbby]

beside still waters of Babbleon ...:shucks:

[Reece]

Jim covered his ears and

[Gerald]

traveled to the banana bar

[Jimbuna]

for a basket of fruit

[Reece]

but then Aktungbby showed up

[Gerald]

become the situation rapidly altered

[Jimbuna]

if I could but understand

[Gerald]

You mean lost in translation?

[Aktungbby]

a bigger badder better bananenbar

[Jimbuna]

. Time to introduce some sense

[Mr Quatro]

Into this babbling brook conversation :yep:

[Aktungbby]

beside still waters of Babbleon ...:shucks:

Into this babbling brook conversation :yep:
That's uncredited plagiarism! screamed Aktung https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c5/Edvard_Munch%2C_1893%2C_The_Scream%2C_oil%2C_tempe ra_and_pastel_on_cardboard%2C_91_x_73_cm%2C_Nation al_Gallery_of_Norway.jpg/220px-Edvard_Munch%2C_1893%2C_The_Scream%2C_oil%2C_tempe ra_and_pastel_on_cardboard%2C_91_x_73_cm%2C_Nation al_Gallery_of_Norway.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Edvard_Munch,_1893,_The_Scream,_oil,_tempera_ and_pastel_on_cardboard,_91_x_73_cm,_National_Gall ery_of_Norway.jpg)

[Jimbuna]

doubt anyone's taking any notice

[Gerald]

I do realize the fact

[Aktungbby]

taking no notice: "New Normal":O:

[Texas Red]

That everyone is crazy, including

[Jimbuna]

best not name them both

[Gerald]

said the good shepherd Jim

[Texas Red]

Who saw the Angels dance

[Mr Quatro]

Double rainbow appeared over them :up:

[Aktungbby]

Aktung cllcked his ruby-red heels

[Texas Red]

And he was transported home!

https://media2.giphy.com/media/iFsa7iu1Ajza/giphy.gif

[Reece]

To the local lunatic asylum

[Gerald]

where Reece and company live :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

To the local lunatic asylum

you beat me to it :)

[Reece]

great minds think alike!! :yep:
Meanwhile

[Aktungbby]

ya actually mean ''grate'' minds:D

[Jimbuna]

get on each others nerves

[Mr Quatro]

especially if on the submairne :yep:

[Gerald]

The movie "Das Boot" come

[Jimbuna]

but nobody knew where from

[Aktungbby]

presumably from deep down under...:hmmm::D

[Mr Quatro]

where whales eat the krill :yep:

[Aktungbby]

gorging plank...by the ton https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b1/Plankton_species_diversity.jpg/390px-Plankton_species_diversity.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Plankton_species_diversity.jpg)https://animals.mom.me/difference-between-plankton-krill-7856.html (https://animals.mom.me/difference-between-plankton-krill-7856.html)

[Texas Red]

A ton? How are they

[Reece]

supposed to eat that much???:hmmm:

[Gerald]

they are hungry just like

[Mr Quatro]

just like when swallowed Jonah :yep:

[Reece]

meanwhile Vendor hired a tractor

[Gerald]

to tow Reese's ancient car :o

[Reece]

the car was too powerful

[Gerald]

in Reese's eyes, suddenly happens

[Reece]

the tractor blows a gasket!! :yep:

[Gerald]

Aktungbby,
hurried forward to help

[Jimbuna]

in the local lunatic asylum

[Reece]

they locked him up instead!! :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

hopefully alongside his mate also

[Gerald]

Jim refused to accept this

[Jimbuna]

without a shred of evidence

[Aktungbby]

as evidence had been shredded

[Jimbuna]

and scattered to the heavens

[Aktungbby]

and gone to hell generally:D

[Jimbuna]

in a hand maidens basket

[Gerald]

.Meanwhile in another place, comes

[Reece]

Reece waiting for a spanking :oops:

[Texas Red]

The white-shirt men come

[Reece]

and give me a beaut :doh:

[Gerald]

and a large Boner.:O:

[Reece]

I smiled with delight but

[Aktungbby]

best let limping putzhunds lay:haha:

[Reece]

and now in English terms:

[Aktungbby]

heel; roll over; play dead...:O:

[Reece]

Then Jim kicked Aktungbby's butt :yeah:

[Gerald]

and Reece watched thoroughly with

[Jimbuna]

not for the first time

[Reece]

clapping and whistling :Kaleun_Applaud: Aktungbby cried

[Gerald]

of pain when the Sun

[Jimbuna]

always shines on the tv

[Reece]

screen blinding Aktung, but he

[Jimbuna]

didn't mind the temporary situation

[Reece]

until he tripped over it

[Jimbuna]

and lost his front dentures

[Gerald]

which is a common situation

[Jimbuna]

especially in a parallel universe

[Gerald]

which we do not know

[Mr Quatro]

Aktung knows :yep: ... He knows everything :o

[Aktungbby]

most of which is worthless :yep:

[Jimbuna]

. Never try to figure out

[Texas Red]

Why that dog is staring

[Gerald]

most likely you are talking

[Jimbuna]

a whole load of gibberish

[Gerald]

which is an official language

[Aktungbby]

sprechen by Jibbaroos in Jibberese:O:

[Texas Red]

I know for sure that

[Jimbuna]

only a few understand gibberish

[Texas Red]

Aktung and me know that

[Jimbuna]

the man in the moon

[Texas Red]

Will be there for life

[Mr Quatro]

born we live we die :yep:

[Texas Red]

Thats how life goes, nobody

[Mr Quatro]

really understands the mystery :hmmm:

[Texas Red]

Not even the brighest minds

[Gerald]

in artificial intelligence for

[Aktungbby]

Aktung and me know thatPlease!::wah: "Aktung and I" :damn::know::|\\Jibbaroo!

[Reece]

would you like a bib? :hmmm:

[Texas Red]

Aktung says yes!! But not

[Aktungbby]

would you like a bib? :hmmm:unless it's particularly 'bibulous one!:()1:

[Texas Red]

Again, Aktungs crazy nonsense, sometimes

[Mr Quatro]

makes me count Aktung's words :hmmm:

[Reece]

Causing major headaches and pains

[Aktungbby]

only placebos; no panaceas available:nope:

[Gerald]

.There was a moose in

[Reece]

the hoose, it was loose :yep:

[Gerald]

moose and Reece became friends :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

The party had just begun

[Gerald]

beer, liquor in large quantities

[Jimbuna]

only for those invited though

[Reece]

Vendor was sloshed after 1hr. :o:doh:

[Gerald]

which was a record, suddenly

[Reece]

my guts heaved and "PUKE" http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

so there's nothing knew then

[Reece]

no, Vendor couldn't hold much! :oops:

[Gerald]

When he was simultaneously riding

[Jimbuna]

no, Vendor couldn't hold much! :oops:

doesn't have much to hold

*looking into your PM now*

[Gerald]

Hmmm .. Is this a "tricky" :hmmm:

[Texas Red]

One cannot say for sure :hmmm:

[Mr Quatro]

Hello, is it 2021 yet?

[Jimbuna]

yes in another five months

[Texas Red]

This terrible year will surely

[Gerald]

be gibberish in many ways

[Jimbuna]

soooo no change there then

[Gerald]

No gibberish on my part.:yep:

[Jimbuna]

what about the username Arthur.....

[Gerald]

Haha ... you can develop it

[Jimbuna]

No need they're all recorded.

[Gerald]

Aye. From my side also

[Jimbuna]

ip addresses are all matching

[Gerald]

No, not true there Jim

[Jimbuna]

I'll send you a PM

[Gerald]

Rgr over and out Jim!

[Mr Quatro]

aye! throw vendor overboard Jim :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

the sharks wouldn't forgive me

[Gerald]

Do you play tennis now?

[Aktungbby]

Courtside, his nickname is "one-love":O:

[Mr Quatro]

My handle is "Good Looking" :yep:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PqfDyPAcBw

[Aktungbby]

My handel is considered 'messiah-like':hmph: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUZEtVbJT5c

[Reece]

definite case of verbal diarrhoea. :doh::oops:

[Texas Red]

Aktung makes my head spin :doh: