The Five Word Story Game

[Reece]

like Jim to be reprimanded. :timeout:

[Jimbuna]

Reece hung on for life

[Reece]

coming back tougher than ever!! :yeah:

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I'm coming for you Jim!!

[Jimbuna]

dream on said the crowd

[Mr Quatro]

STEED displaced them w/teargas :o

[Jimbuna]

eminating from his alimentory canal

[BossMark]

so was so bad it

[Jimbuna]

caused quite a big stink

[BossMark]

which made everyone run away

[Jimbuna]

to the local lunatic asylum

[STEED]

Jim ran into reece then....:o

[Reece]

suffocated on the fumes, STEED

[Mr Quatro]

didn't know Reece was doctor:yep:

[Reece]

until he operated on Jim :o

[Jimbuna]

The whole world dreamed about

[BossMark]

Reece who was about to

[Jimbuna]

fall off the edge of

[Reece]

the table landing on Jim!! :salute:

[BossMark]

who was very cross with

[Mr Quatro]

With the chainsaw he used :o

[BossMark]

cut the gas pipes with :oops:

[Reece]

ease sparking a fire that

[Mr Quatro]

caused fireman Steed to respond :yep:

[Reece]

but he tripped over his

[STEED]

Gold, which was spent fast. :)

[BossMark]

on all sorts of things

[STEED]

Jim admitted to spy charges!

[Reece]

and was sentenced to life. :doh:

[Jimbuna]

in the Bank of England

[Reece]

a permanently closed branch. :yep:
Meanwhile

[Jimbuna]

all of the funds deposited

[Reece]

went to signore STEED, he

[BossMark]

went to the pub for

[Mr Quatro]

went to the pub for

beer, but stopped by ATM

[Jimbuna]

whose operational use baffled him

[STEED]

Reece shot the ATM off..

[Jimbuna]

the middle of the wall

[Reece]

then jumped on it, suddenly

[Mr Quatro]

Discovered a lotto ticket inside :yeah:

[mapuc]

He won a billion. Thereafter

[Mr Quatro]

purchased cheap Chinese diesel submarine :yep:

[Reece]

then resold to Donald Trump! :D

[BossMark]

to the local charity called

[Reece]

"Old Men's Soiled Pants Club"

[Jimbuna]

him being a lifelong member

[Reece]

poor Donald was severely offended :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

dyeing his hair in protest

[Aktungbby]

pink; supporting Stormy Daniels worldwide

[STEED]

Trump became a rock star! :o

[Mr Quatro]

got electrocuted in rain storm :o

[mapuc]

(got electrocuted in rain storm :o )
KJU his biggest fan, cried

[Aktungbby]

outdated commie public crocodile tears

[Mr Quatro]

KJU raised Trump from dead :o

[BossMark]

so that he could do

[Jimbuna]

yet another pointless PR exercise

[Reece]

however became worlds greatest idol. :yep:

[Jimbuna]

to those of mental instability

[Reece]

STEED said like me. . . er. . .

[Jimbuna]

When the time eventually arrived

[BossMark]

it was time for a

[Gerald]

man called Reece to get

[Mr Quatro]

new leader like Steed to

[BossMark]

do all his dirty work

[STEED]

Reece hired the S-Team.

[Reece]

to take down Jim and

[BossMark]

the mafia which ended with

[Reece]

much blood shed, Jim's legs

[BossMark]

where all made up of

[Jimbuna]

hardened iron and toughened steel

[Mr Quatro]

which turned into silly putty :o

[Jimbuna]

after consuming much Nelsons blood

[Reece]

the legs were amputated and

[Mr Quatro]

then were grafted onto Steeds :yep:

[STEED]

Sold on eBay for a

[Mr Quatro]

How did you do that?

[STEED]

Asked the man in the...

[BossMark]

pub for a pint and

[Reece]

a pair of wooden legs

[Jimbuna]

and a hot sausage roll

[Gerald]

Reece, had now two legs

[Jimbuna]

but none to stand on

[BossMark]

which was a crime, so

[Gerald]

Steed arrives to comment on

[Jimbuna]

a load of melancholy gibberish

[Gerald]

Jim has no anaesthetic left:hmmm:

[STEED]

A Scotsman on a horse. :)

[Reece]

picked up STEED and galloped

[Mr Quatro]

over to the Kings men

[BossMark]

where Reece was waiting to

[Reece]

they played soccer using STEED

[BossMark]

as a goal post, he

[Reece]

kept falling over because he

[Jimbuna]

was a dizzy old crazy

[BossMark]

man, he then had to

[Jimbuna]

hang on to his sanity

[BossMark]

which was in rather bad

[Reece]

shape since he was caught

[BossMark]

red handed trying to pinch

[Jimbuna]

a bag of pork scratchings

[Reece]

that turned his stomach sour :oops:

[Mr Quatro]

but 911 refused his call

[STEED]

And honked up all over..

[Jimbuna]

STEEDS Bombay Bad Boy noodle

[STEED]

Sold to jim for £1.

[Jimbuna]

Now the time has come

[mapuc]

to start a new exciting

[Jimbuna]

series of Game of Thrones

[Aktungbby]

with plumbing and flush handles

[Jimbuna]

suitable for an irate dragon

[Aktungbby]

WITH SERIOUS INFLAMMABLE BOWEL DISORDER

[Reece]

Meanwhile Theresa May bent over

[BossMark]

and farted so loud it

[Reece]

shattered all the windows within

[BossMark]

she was the arrested by

[Reece]

the RAF for dropping bombs

[Mr Quatro]

left a big brown spot :yep:

[BossMark]

right in the middle of

[Jimbuna]

tht idiotic Mr Speakers chair

[BossMark]

he was so shocked, that

[Jimbuna]

his wife had another affair

[Reece]

then slipped into the chair!! :oops:

[STEED]

Meanwhile Boris bought a tank. :shifty:

[Jimbuna]

to keep his fish in

[BossMark]

which he liked to feed

[Jimbuna]

on an almost daily basis

[Reece]

on an almost daily basis
it contained piranha to feast

[Jimbuna]

on a bed of rice

[BossMark]

and curry mixed with a

[Gerald]

slice of beef rolled around

[STEED]

A bag of monkey nuts.

[BossMark]

which tasted salty because Reece

[Jimbuna]

had ran out of pepper

[Mr Quatro]

Steed didn't care added garlic :yep:

[mapuc]

and syrup to his special

[Reece]

and down it went. . . Yummy! :yep:

[Mr Quatro]

then out it went, yucky! :o

[Reece]

the brown mess oozed down

[BossMark]

the drain pipe, it all

[Mr Quatro]

into Steed's neighbors salad bar :o

[Reece]

people saying "nice salad dressing!" :yeah:

[Mr Quatro]

,but health department wasn't laughing

[Jimbuna]

at the little fat guy

[BossMark]

was sat there laughing at

[Jimbuna]

the rest of the world

[Reece]

he was just tucking in :yep:

[Jimbuna]

when a voice from above

[Reece]

"Hey Blimpo, too many Twinkies" :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrzT2PcoTjE

[Jimbuna]

was all that he heard

[BossMark]

so off he ran into

[Jimbuna]

the local lunatic asylum

[Mr Quatro]

this is a great read :yep:

[mapuc]

Then wait for the punchline

[Aktungbby]

whilst munching a tasty Danish

[STEED]

Reece became EU President and..

[Reece]

gave England its freedom, STEED

[Mr Quatro]

didn't mean to start WWIII :o

[Reece]

when he launched a nuke

[BossMark]

at the white house, which

[Reece]

Went off like a cracker

[BossMark]

,which caused STEED to make

[STEED]

Pancakes for everyone, meanwhile jim...

[Jimbuna]

went on a spending spree

[STEED]

Hearing the news MayBot going..

[Jimbuna]

to the lavy to wee

[Reece]

this excited Jim greatly that

[Jimbuna]

he was not a lavy

[STEED]

Reece met his clone for...

[Reece]

use with the ugly girls :yep:

[Jimbuna]

STEED eventually meeting his match

[Mr Quatro]

looking like Reece's ugly stick :yep:

[Jimbuna]

riddled with splinters and woodlice

[BossMark]

which caused it to break

[STEED]

BoseMark took it as a...

[Mr Quatro]

sign to be next nbox :yep:

[STEED]

And kissed Mrs May goodbye. :shifty:

[Reece]

then kissed Jim, just because :doh::yep:

[Jimbuna]

he was prettier than STEED

[STEED]

What a relief, then in..

[Jimbuna]

a state of absolute panic

[STEED]

BossMark voted for the Tories! :o :o

[Jimbuna]

and STEED simply continued to

[STEED]

Be a sexy old sod. :haha:

[Jimbuna]

dream on said the asylum

[Reece]

seeker, a sexy blonde that

[Jimbuna]

walked with a terrible limp

[Mr Quatro]

due to one leg longer

[STEED]

Jim fled the country again!

[mapuc]

Ending in NK where KJU

[Reece]

his master ruled the land :o:oops:

[STEED]

Jim and Kim were mates.

[Jimbuna]

Some people just ramble on

[BossMark]

about nothing so of went

[Reece]

about the truth, unlike mapuc

[STEED]

Who said I am great.

[Reece]

Jim lost his temper and

[Jimbuna]

considered a fitting punishment for

[Reece]

BossMark and his cheeky sidekick

[Jimbuna]

he kept on a leash

[Reece]

mapuc barked then bit Jim! :o

[Jimbuna]

shattering his teeth and gums

[mapuc]

(shattering his teeth and gums )

mapuc, now the toothless member

[Mr Quatro]

soup dribbled out of mouth :yep:

[STEED]

Bought some new big fangs.

[Aktungbby]

to honor Dracula's publishing date:yeah:

[mapuc]

the woman ran away screaming

[STEED]

Straight in to BossMarks house.

[Reece]

BossMark smiled closing the door!! :D

[BossMark]

and was quite surprised as

[Reece]

they all unclothed and preceded

[BossMark]

to play a rather odd

[Reece]

game of hide and seek

[BossMark]

which Reece wanted to play

[Mr Quatro]

,but embarrassed by his size :o

[Reece]

(oversized) they were submissive and

[BossMark]

bad to look so he

[Reece]

bad to look so hegave them back to BossMark :oops:

[Jimbuna]

The excesses in younger life

[Reece]

was BossMark's only drawback, however

[Mr Quatro]

Jim, Reece and Steed disagreed

[mapuc]

They ended in a showdown

[Aktungbby]

'TWIXT THE GOOD, BAD, AND UGLY:O:

[Jimbuna]

all fighting for the right

[Mr Quatro]

to piss each other off :yep:

[Jimbuna]

in a humanely insane way

[Reece]

Eventually all calmed down and

[Mr Quatro]

played big stakes poker game

[Reece]

it was strip poker and

[Jimbuna]

Reece had all four aces

[Reece]

Jim lost and started stripping :o

[Jimbuna]

layers of fat off Reece

[Reece]

layers of fat off Reece
for Jim's plastic surgery operation. :yep:

[Mr Quatro]

Doctor Steed made mistake w/nose :o

[mapuc]

replaced it with big toe

[Jimbuna]

from an old camels foot

[Aktungbby]

creating more cloven hoofed deviltry

[Reece]

Jim terrorized the town, people

[Mr Quatro]

with face mask like Steed :yep:

[Reece]

added to the horror unfolding

[Jimbuna]

down in the sewage plant

[Reece]

then the gas ignited "Foom" :o

[Jimbuna]

destroying all hope of a

[Mr Quatro]

new MP we blame Steed :yep:

[Reece]

poor STEED always cops it!! :doh:

[BossMark]

so much that ran into

[Reece]

May's arms and wept bitterly :oops::o

[Jimbuna]

about being Steptoes love child

[Reece]

May tried cheering him up

[Jimbuna]

by performing her robot dance

[Mr Quatro]

Steed's tears made May cry :yep:

[Jimbuna]

like a new born baboon