The Five Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

of which he was champion

[Aktungbby]

only when wearing non-slip crocs :shucks::oops::dead:

[Reece]

Aktung caught a veneral disease!! :oops::doh:

[Aktungbby]

running it into the endzone!:haha::yeah:

[Jimbuna]

never to be seen again

[Reece]

, even the guards ran away! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

and never seen again either

[Aktungbby]

never to be seen again

and never seen again either

...good guards are seldom seen:D

[Jimbuna]

until they find themselves alerted

[Aktungbby]

by occasional mean-street Polished performances https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=10044:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

youngsters laughing at old men

[Aktungbby]

entropic decrepitude being thoroughly evident:wah:

[Reece]

Jim had a great idea . . .

[Jimbuna]

let's all bake a cake

[Aktungbby]

with room for 72 candles!!??:O::oops::dead:

[Jimbuna]

and a bottle of rum

[Reece]

suddenly the cake exploded, Jim

[Aktungbby]

popped out wearing his speedo

[Reece]

, Aktungbby swapped for his depends!!:k_confused:

[Aktungbby]

which had become decidely undependable:Kaleun_Sick:

[Reece]

Jim just stood there wondering

[Aktungbby]

with clothespin on his schnozz

[Jimbuna]

hoping that would be sufficient

[Aktungbby]

but the wooden clothespin decayed

[Jimbuna]

and fell to the ground

[blackswan40]

His pants popped a button :yep:

[Reece]

then it all fell out!! :o:oops::doh:

[Aktungbby]

fortunately, Earth cares for itself

[Reece]

until Swanny stepped in it!! :Kaleun_Sick:

[blackswan40]

Slipped and got plastered Jim

[Reece]

was so angry with Aktung

[Jimbuna]

he sent him to jail

[Aktungbby]

At hard labor:clothespin manufacturing:O:https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/colorful-wooden-pinocchio-doll-his-260nw-1749033611.jpg

[Jimbuna]

without a bar of soap

[Reece]

that's hitting below the belt!! :D

[blackswan40]

Best throw the towel in :Kaleun_Crying:

[Reece]

to cover his nakedness - Whoops!! :o

[Aktungbby]

...so you don't seem 'half-cocked':O:

[Reece]

Aktungbby dropped the towel, he

[Jimbuna]

gave everyone quite a fright

[Aktungbby]

...including himself; looking at mirror!??:Kaleun_Crying::k_confused:

[blackswan40]

Only three inch from ground :yep::yeah::yep:

[Jimbuna]

was the norm for beauty

[Reece]

but was sitting on backside! :D

[Jimbuna]

the right side of left

[Aktungbby]

...and downside of totally upright!:O:

[Jimbuna]

was a strange position indeed

[blackswan40]

Swanny tried yoga also Jim

[Reece]

now that would be funny!! :yep:

[blackswan40]

Call 911 Swannys tangled up

[Aktungbby]

....with two lasciviously entangling tangoers:k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

like in the old days

[Reece]

Aktungbby fixed - sat on them!! :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

then jumped to his feet

[Reece]

dancing with his partner Jim! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/kiss/smileys.gif

[Jimbuna]

knocked him to the ground

[Aktungbby]

which was his customary position:wah::oops:

[Jimbuna]

each day of the month

[Aktungbby]

and particularly on Groundhog Day

[Jimbuna]

out back in the woods

[Aktungbby]

which are lovely and dark

[Jimbuna]

and quite spooky at times

[Reece]

Reece was lurking about trying

[Jimbuna]

to find a lonely sheep

[Aktungbby]

...something ewe can 'relate' to?! :nope::shifty::rock::O:

[Jimbuna]

best ask that of Reece

[Aktungbby]

...he's too busy...ramming ewes??!:timeout:

[Jimbuna]

meanwhile, back at the farm

[Aktungbby]

cloven-hoofed ovines bleated with rapture

[Reece]

as Jim stole the scene!! :D

[Cybermat47]

But the sheep were silenced

[Reece]

this was a good thing! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

the farmer could now sleep

[Aktungbby]

sheepishly, with very baaaaad nightmares

[Jimbuna]

about Reece and his teeth

[Reece]

that kept falling out!! - SNEEZE!! :k_confused:

[Aktungbby]

as he munched his cudhttps://media1.tenor.com/m/MoBYJM4j2YMAAAAC/goat-munchies.gif

[Jimbuna]

with an air of satisfaction

[Aktungbby]

air of satisfaction...at whichever end was 'venting':Kaleun_Sick:

[Reece]

Suddenly Aktungbby's guts heaved violently :doh::o:oops:

[blackswan40]

To port or starboard Jim :arrgh!:

[Aktungbby]

didn't know left from right

[blackswan40]

Always Chief of the boat :arrgh!:

[Reece]

finally gave at both ends! :k_confused::Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

as the boat started listing

[blackswan40]

The chief ordered counter flooding

[Reece]

so sank on even keel :D

[Aktungbby]

to periscope depth; on batteries:arrgh!:

[Reece]

that were flat, she sank!!

[Aktungbby]

...blew ballast and rose again:yeah:

[Jimbuna]

all on the same tide

[Aktungbby]

which unfortunately was offshore riptide:oops:

[Jimbuna]

perfect weather for baby ducks

[blackswan40]

Get your sledges out Thursday :yep:

[Reece]

to viciously attack Aktungbby with :o:doh::oops:

[Jimbuna]

a boat load of jam

[blackswan40]

Served on very tasty crumpets :D

[Jimbuna]

followed by a hard flogging

[blackswan40]

Night out on the lash :()1:

[Aktungbby]

hard floggingon the lash wippets being favorite hounds anyway!:timeout::yep::03:

[Jimbuna]

make them all wear muzzles

[blackswan40]

When chasing white rabbits Jim

[Aktungbby]

leaped hungrily for some lepus

[Reece]

but found them rather harey

[Jimbuna]

a bit like Reece backside

[Aktungbby]

....like unto a harried sasquatch

[Jimbuna]

long haired shaggy door mat

[Reece]

Jim was jealous so he

[blackswan40]

Applyed hair grow yeti Buna :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and awaited the inevitable outcome

[Reece]

Jim swung from tree tops

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/io1j1q0rvVA/maxresdefault.jpg

[blackswan40]

When tarzan bellowed his call

[Aktungbby]

and jane resprained her ankle https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-26-2015/bTZHWS.gif

[Jimbuna]

hoping for a lift home

[blackswan40]

Buna toon zebra cabs anyone

[Reece]

Buna toon zebra cabs anyone

zebra steak sandwitches - mmm, yummy!!:D

[Jimbuna]

served with a pepper sauce

[Aktungbby]

served on sourdough with $2buckchuck!:yeah: https://images.vivino.com/thumbs/7S7Rh16iQbu4CEQBOX2ZUQ_375x500.jpg

[Jimbuna]

enough to make oneself sick

[Reece]

certainly cleans the pipes out!! :D

[Jimbuna]

try looking the other way

[Reece]

Aktungbby failed, copping the lot!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

a sight for sore eyes

[Reece]

eventually the stink subsided and

[Jimbuna]

Reece applied to the priesthood

[Reece]

but thankfully failed!! Jim however

[blackswan40]

became a Metal Guru Jim :yep:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUqAGoPtfto

[Reece]

gee, what a lucky fellow! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

luckier than Reece by far

[Aktungbby]

who's codpiece was totally inadequate

[Jimbuna]

for the local beer fest

[Reece]

so he purchased one bigger!! :up:

[Aktungbby]

...making Jeff Groveshttp://i.imgur.com/1WIQ9fW.jpg and HenryVIII jealous https://elephant.art/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Codpiece-of-King-Henry-VIII-1540.jpg:Kaleun_Mad:

[blackswan40]

Brasso for rusty gonads Jim

[Reece]

just cried, Reece consoled him! :yep:

[blackswan40]

Popeyes never goes rusty fella (always in olive oil :D)

[Reece]

that sounds a little kinky :yep:

[Aktungbby]

one bigger...a little kinky:hmmm:...well, size actually does matter:O::arrgh!::shucks:

[Jimbuna]

nothing like a cynical dreamer

[Reece]

that's Aktungbby, just keep dreaming!!

[Jimbuna]

Then it came to pass

[blackswan40]

mixing sleeping pils with viagra :roll:

[Aktungbby]

and kepra, plavix, and acinopril....:timeout::oops::()1::dead:

[Jimbuna]

were acceptable only on Sundays

[Reece]

but he broke the rules

[blackswan40]

Using a yardstick measuring appendage :D

[Reece]

using tweezers they found it!! :D:O:

[Jimbuna]

don't forget the magnlfying glass

[blackswan40]

Not when the suns out

[Jimbuna]

or the birds need feeding

[Aktungbby]

ie: a buzzard nibbling grubs!

[Jimbuna]

way short of a feast

[Aktungbby]

but dead as a doornail

[Jimbuna]

or a door mouse even

[Aktungbby]

any tasty morsel will suffice:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

for one feeling such hunger

[Aktungbby]

garnering 'dinnah' with his hunga-munga!:arrgh!::Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

whatever that's supposed to mean

[Aktungbby]

for one feeling such hunger

garnering 'dinnah' with his hunga-munga!:arrgh!::Kaleun_Salivating:

whatever that's supposed to mean means more visits to BritishMuseum??!:D https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0048/5988/7672/files/HungaMunga2_480x480.jpg?v=1648616025:arrgh!: :know:

[Jimbuna]

now I get the point

[Reece]

Just don't feel it Jim!! :oops::doh:

[Aktungbby]

...especially in Great White's foodchain:oops:

[blackswan40]

When Gefallen Engel falls overboard :D

[Jimbuna]

the sharks turn and flee

[Reece]

Aktungbby snags it and tries

[blackswan40]

Body surfing on drift wood

[Reece]

he nearly made it until

[Jimbuna]

old foe Moby Dick appeared

[Aktungbby]

Moby Dick appearedbut saw Aktung's was bigger:o

[Jimbuna]

than a freshly hatched egg

[Aktungbby]

with an emerging Easter peep

[Jimbuna]

smelling much like a poop

[Aktungbby]

septuagenarians peep alot while pooping:wah:

[Jimbuna]

Never one to be disappointing

[blackswan40]

The legendary adventures of Aktungbby

[Reece]

The legendary adventures of Aktungbby
the biggest pooper on earth!! :D

[Jimbuna]

direct descendant of the Devil

[Aktungbby]

in a tight blue dress

[Jimbuna]

and a pink satin purse

[Reece]

strutting around like Lady Godiva!! :oops::yep:

[blackswan40]

You've got it flaunt it :yep:

[Reece]

suddenly his/her dress tore off!! :salute:

[Aktungbby]

revealing skivvies under his kilt!??:o:timeout::nope::k_confused:

[Reece]

and a hoard of flies!! :Kaleun_Sick:

[blackswan40]

One landed in Bunas soup

[Reece]

and swam around bathing,:oops: Jim

[Jimbuna]

threw it all over Reece

[blackswan40]

Swanny run Reece a bath

[Aktungbby]

but forgot soap as usual

[blackswan40]

Aktungbby threw a bathbomb grenade

[Reece]

Aktungbby threw a bathbomb grenade
Jim jumped in, Reece screamed!!

[Aktungbby]

thinking of 'buggery and lash'

[Reece]

Aktungbby jumped in, Jim smiled!! :D:oops:

[Aktungbby]

...being an expert in triage:doh::yep::()1:

[Reece]

But Jim said "Hands off!!"

[Jimbuna]

my latest bottle of rum

[Reece]

Aktungbby wasn't interested in rum!! :oops::03:

[Jimbuna]

more interested in the lash

[Aktungbby]

LaRue's Hard On the Trail

[Jimbuna]

of a three legged tortoise

[Reece]

*** THE END ***

One day Jim

[Flaxpants]

swallowed a giant eggplant, followed

[Reece]

with onions, radish and chili :doh::yep:

[Aktungbby]

alas! what went in:yeah:..exited:Kaleun_Sick:

[Reece]

his ass was aflame, Swanny

[blackswan40]

Sit in bucket of ice

[Reece]

unfortunately he let one rip!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

and his leg fell off

[blackswan40]

Ideal partner three leg race :yep:

[Jimbuna]

around the block and back

[blackswan40]

That turned in to pubcrawl

[Jimbuna]

at the red light district

[Aktungbby]

which occasionally flashed Barbie pink:doh:

[Jimbuna]

which always made Ken happy

[blackswan40]

Buna's coppers torch came on :yep:

[Reece]

and lit up Aktungs activity :o:k_confused:

[Aktungbby]

enlightenment being his principle endeavor:O:

[Reece]

Jim was shocked and disgusted!! :Kaleun_Mad:

[Jimbuna]

locking the old pervert up

[Aktungbby]

locking the old pervert up [B]Up is a freudian slip:O::yep::shucks:

[Jimbuna]

Vinnie rose from the dead

[Aktungbby]

after a three day entombment:shucks:

[Jimbuna]

in the bowels of hell

[Aktungbby]

confirmed by my recent colonoscopy:Kaleun_Crying:

[Jimbuna]

performed by the local vicar

[Aktungbby]

in vestiments behind the vestibule

[Reece]

the surgery stank, doctors collapsed :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

the local hospital closed down

[Aktungbby]

...excluding the mohels' bris ward!:hmmm::shucks::yeah:

[Jimbuna]

whatever that's supposed to mean

[blackswan40]

No ones slicing my carrot

[Jimbuna]

nor your potato head either

[Aktungbby]

...:timeout::particularly with a dull chaliff! :Kaleun_Sick:

[Reece]

whatever that's supposed to mean

[Aktungbby]

...it means you're no heathen:shucks::yeah::Dhttps://i.etsystatic.com/10687175/r/il/5432ec/1514857568/il_794xN.1514857568_59ne.jpg $950!!??

[Jimbuna]

cheap at double the price

[Aktungbby]

when kosherly killing judas goats

[Jimbuna]

with a ball point pen

[Reece]

Aktungbby's definitely gone insane Jim!! :yep:

[blackswan40]

One step beyond thats madness :D

[Reece]

the doctors had him committed :o:oops:

[blackswan40]

Likes lashings give him novacane :yep:

[Reece]

he received 100 lashes instead! :k_confused:

https://i.etsystatic.com/14313162/r/il/78958b/1178205024/il_794xN.1178205024_24qh.jpg

[Jimbuna]

and was sent into oblivion

[Aktungbby]

...where his wife ships him: https://www.seiu1000.org/sites/main/files/imagecache/medium/main-images/napastatehospital.jpg?1577725726 https://subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=10408

[Jimbuna]

for a three month stay

[Aktungbby]

anything to escape lawn mowing!:shucks:

[Jimbuna]

or working up a sweat

[Aktungbby]

without wearing any Right Guard!:Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

to protect others from harm