The Five Word Story Game

[Tango589]

They help raise your enthusiasm

[Reece]

Jim took 2 and smiled

[Tango589]

as his periscope rose majestically

[Reece]

:har::har::har::har::har:

[Flaxpants]

Crowds of onlookers soon gathered

[Tango589]

and a round of applause

[Reece]

made Jim blush, he bowed

[Jimbuna]

as the crowd went wild

[Flaxpants]

begging for more. So Jim

[Tango589]

did his favourite party trick

[Aktungbby]

disappearing in a flashbang dustcloud

[Tango589]

leaving nothing but a faint

[Jimbuna]

aroma of a rum cocktail

[Reece]

and last nights dinner - GASP!! :dead::oops:

[Flaxpants]

Things went from bad to

[Jimbuna]

worse in an indescribable way

[Tango589]

as a stray mariachi band

[Jimbuna]

turned up without their instruments

[Reece]

they started looting and bashing

[Flaxpants]

the locals, accusing them of

[Reece]

stealing their diapers and promoting

[Tango589]

the use of wooden chopsticks

[Flaxpants]

This angered the locals, they

[Reece]

they burnt their costumes and

[Tango589]

threw their chopsticks into the

[Eichhörnchen]

fire, causing a large exlposion.

[Reece]

it was actually Flaxpants flatulence !! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

that turned them all on

[Aktungbby]

Leading to a 'blue-darter' contest!:Kaleun_Thumbs_Up: https://media.tenor.com/KQcIRj_5yXEAAAAM/zach-light.gif

[Jimbuna]

on the other side of

[Tango589]

the country, rumours were spread

[Reece]

Tango did the tango whilst

[Flaxpants]

the flatulence festival was arranged

[Reece]

the judge's nose was ready :o:oops:

[Aktungbby]

aerobic scatological nasal inhalation ensued

[Flaxpants]

Professional fart sniffers gathered from

[Aktungbby]

world's greatest sewage treatment plants

[Reece]

Aktungbby was head sniffer :haha:
. . . Begin!!! :oops::doh:

[Aktungbby]

:yep:I've certainly shovelled enough stables

[Reece]

Jim has taken the lead!! :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

and ran a country mile

[Aktungbby]

Jimbuna ex corpore lucrum faciebat:O:

[Tango589]

Shouted the drunken, raving lunatic

[Jimbuna]

fresh out of the asylum

[Reece]

until Jim grabbed him and

[Flaxpants]

wrestled him to the ground

[Reece]

he soiled his pants again!! :oops:

[nikimcbee]

Reece had summoned the Reaper

[Tango589]

who bought some fresh undies

[Reece]

the reaper sliced them up

[Jimbuna]

putting them in a sandwich

[Eichhörnchen]

with the crusts cut off

[Aktungbby]

Aktung demurred...citing gluten levels

[Jimbuna]

were only an imaginary obstacle

[Tango589]

to spacecraft piloted by chickens

[Reece]

Tango speaking wholesome gibberish again!! :D

[Tango589]

It's what I do best!

[Flaxpants]

'Well **** me', said the duck

[Reece]

Aktung said ok, take this!

[Jimbuna]

it should help pacify you

[Reece]

Aktung smiled, looking rather satisfied!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

at what he had achieved

[Tango589]

in such a short time

[Reece]

Aktungs empire was growing, he

[Tango589]

had plans of world domination

[Reece]

partnered with Dr Evil, they

[Aktungbby]

poked, groped, & assessed themselves

[Flaxpants]

and found each other lacking

[Reece]

a decent set of Cahoonas :oops:

[Jimbuna]

or a single brain cell

[vvbudh]

Fire Torpedo! Misses? Impact angle.

[Tango589]

are all submarine based phrases

[Jimbuna]

seldom understood by many people

[Aktungbby]

only by misanthropic mancaving subsimmers

[Jimbuna]

with time on their hands

[Reece]

as long as that's all :D

[Flaxpants]

Reece finally found the marmalade

[Jimbuna]

but couldn't find the toast

[Tango589]

so spread it on bacon

[Jimbuna]

even though it was raw

[Reece]

so spread it on bacon
even though it was raw
for some reason I puked!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

all over next doors cat

[Flaxpants]

much to the annoyance of

[Jimbuna]

the man in the moon

[Flaxpants]

The doctor looked grimly at

[Jimbuna]

the specimen given to him

[Reece]

an saw it was gangrenous :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

and ripe for an amputation

[Reece]

Jim always wanted that job

[Jimbuna]

provided the salary was worthwhile

[Aktungbby]

and the hacksaw suitably dull

[Jimbuna]

would often male a mess

[Reece]

but what about females Jim? :hmmm:

[Flaxpants]

His psychiatrist smiled, as Reece

[Aktungbby]

adieu'd his maid of Adelaide

[Reece]

adieu'd his maid of Adelaide
Jim just carried on sawing :dead:

[Flaxpants]

away at his own leg

[Jimbuna]

oblivious to the fact that

[Tango589]

it was all a dream

[Jimbuna]

made up by idle minds

[Flaxpants]

with nothing better to do

[Tango589]

than play "five word story"

[Aktungbby]

brainlessly blogging nitwit repartèe hogwash:doh:

[Jimbuna]

was a spcialization for some

[Reece]

like Flaxpants and Aktungbby, FFFFT!! :oops:

[Aktungbby]

quoth the down under bugger:O:

[Reece]

just telling the truth Aktungbby!! :D

[Aktungbby]

...lacking a scintilla of versimilitude :o

[blackswan40]

Versimilitude she's related to Ermintrude (another mad cow :yep:)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3DcChXNyYQ

[Flaxpants]

Dylan liked smoking the weed

[Reece]

Dylan liked smoking the weed

Swanny did as well obviously!! :D

[Jimbuna]

Mindful of the terrible news

[Flaxpants]

Tango turned to the drink

[Aktungbby]

putting him at the brink

[Jimbuna]

of a long drawnout conspiracy

[Aktungbby]

which is what life's about

[Jimbuna]

if only few realised it

[Aktungbby]

including: fornication, larceny, mayhem, misanthropy:03:

[Jimbuna]

and anything else of note

[Tango589]

including: fornication, larceny, mayhem, misanthropy:03:
That all sounds like fun!

[Reece]

until officer Jim stepped in :timeout:

[Jimbuna]

and put the boot in

[blackswan40]

Using minimum force maximum effect :yep:

[Jimbuna]

was always a practiced art

[Reece]

the boot sunk in deep

[blackswan40]

Only in the shallow end

[Tango589]

where non-swimmers could paddle

[Aktungbby]

but not waddle or skedaddle

[Tango589]

except on a Sunday afternoon

[Jimbuna]

when the TOON beat Manure

[blackswan40]

The Red empire crumbling Jim (Ho dear how sad never mind)

[Jimbuna]

was in very high spirits

[Reece]

he insulted Putin and Xi

[Flaxpants]

showing them his bare buttocks

[blackswan40]

Of the double chin variety :yep:

[Reece]

Xi was angry, Putin winked!! :o

[Jimbuna]

and made a quick grab

[Flaxpants]

for the left cheek and

[Tango589]

gave it a manly squeeze

[Reece]

"RAZZ" whoops too hard, Jim

[Flaxpants]

grabbed Putin by the balls

[Jimbuna]

he squealed like a pig

[Flaxpants]

and crumpled to the ground

[Jimbuna]

like a heap of rags

[Reece]

his voice is now squeaky!! :up:

[Jimbuna]

but nowhere near squeaky clean

[Reece]

the local circus adopted him

[Jimbuna]

putting him on a stage

[Tango589]

and throwing blancmange at him

*(it's what the US calls Flummery)

[Reece]

he begged for mercy but

[blackswan40]

the loony bin full Jim

[Reece]

threw him in the sewer :oops::dead:

[Jimbuna]

making him feel at home

[blackswan40]

His aid says shower time :yep:

[Reece]

then threw him back in!! :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Aktungbby]

troubles went down the drain

[Rockstar]

and filled Aktungbby’s wine glass

[Reece]

Aktungbby threw up then smashed

[blackswan40]

Swanny on the nose and

[Flaxpants]

knocked him through a window

[Jimbuna]

and into a wishing well

[Reece]

Reece pulled him out but

[Jimbuna]

decided he wasn't worth saving

[Reece]

poor Flaxpants meanwhile filled them!! :oops::k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

with an obnoxious smelling substance

[blackswan40]

That revived weepy eyed swanny :o:wah::o

[Jimbuna]

releasing him from his coma

[Reece]

though his girlfriend wasn't happy :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

not that she ever was

[Reece]

Soon it was all over

[Jimbuna]

he started dating men again

[Reece]

his wrist became limp and

[Jimbuna]

his watch kept falling off

[Aktungbby]

...time is illusion; not gravity:timeout:

[Tango589]

Time flies like an arrow

[Jimbuna]

tell that to Robin Hood

[Tango589]

that Nancy Boy in tights

[Jimbuna]

is Aktungs big date tonight

[Tango589]

cocktails and lipstick all round!

[Reece]

what a steamy hot night!! :oops::o

[Jimbuna]

lay in store for him

[blackswan40]

Maid Marians five oclock shadow :oops:

[Jimbuna]

was a most fitting feature

[Reece]

later as evening approached they

[Jimbuna]

walked up to inspiration point

[Reece]

there they snuggled Aktungbby held

[Flaxpants]

a live grenade, which he

[blackswan40]

wore around his neck for

[Aktungbby]

sure wooded big bang theory

[Jimbuna]

was very much in demand

[Tango589]

by damsels in the mood

[Aktungbby]

particularly liking 'earth shaking' moments

[Reece]

Jim knows all about that!! :D

[blackswan40]

Free love hippie days Jim

[Flaxpants]

all those girls and weed

[Jimbuna]

brings back many a memory

[blackswan40]

Lucy in sky with diamonds :|\\

[Reece]

Yuck!! I hated that song :O:

[Flaxpants]

said Reece who was fondling

[Aktungbby]

the detritus of failed libido

[Jimbuna]

and far off distant memories

[Reece]

he just grinned and farted!! :O:

[Jimbuna]

in the traditional Aussie fashion

[Reece]

bringing knee up to chest!! :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

and severely staining the vest

[Flaxpants]

even the mullet was soiled

[Jimbuna]

with what looked like coffee

[blackswan40]

Was it decaffeinated rich roast

[Jimbuna]

or something much fouler tasting

[Tango589]

like turd infused Jaffa cakes

[blackswan40]

Dunk em in Buna's tea :yep:

[Reece]

I like that a lot!!! :D

[Jimbuna]

somebody is easy pleased then

[Flaxpants]

I know I certainly am

[Jimbuna]

the rumours are true then

[Reece]

the rumours are true then
Yes, Flaxpants likes turd infusion!! :D

[Jimbuna]

must be a common factor

[Flaxpants]

between blethering lunatics. Jim decided

[Aktungbby]

he'd met the enema...US!:k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

and matters very quickly deteriorated

[Aktungbby]

becoming effluvia, flowing to sea:timeout:

[Jimbuna]

making many sea species extinct

[Reece]

One day Aktungbby went on

[Flaxpants]

a mushroom trip with Reece

[Cyborg322]

a mushroom trip with Reece

A funguy to be with

[Reece]

we found some magic ones :D

[blackswan40]

The world turned dayglo again

[Jimbuna]

it was a fantastic trip

[Reece]

Jim joined the trip but

[blackswan40]

Lost his footing and wallop

[Tango589]

He landed on his coccyx

[Jimbuna]

performing a rather perfunctory pirouette

[Reece]

the mushrooms helped Jim's pain :yep:

[Jimbuna]

putting them in his curry

[Reece]

Tango wanted some but Swanny

[Jimbuna]

laid out his honey trap

[Aktungbby]

sucking the Dalai Lama's tongue??:O::oops::timeout: https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/10/india/dalai-lama-apology-kissing-boy-video-intl-hnk/index.html

[Jimbuna]

might be your favourite speciality

[Aktungbby]

that'd be buffalo tongue: barbecued!:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Reece]

you cease to amaze me!! :doh:

[Aktungbby]

the buffalo is amazed too:O:

[Reece]

the buffalo is now speechless!!:D

[Aktungbby]

tongue-in-cheek posts should be prohibited:arrgh!:

[Reece]

Aktungbby was thus whipped severely!! :O:

[blackswan40]

A good tongue lashing Jim :o:yeah::o

[Reece]

A good tongue lashing Jim :o:yeah::o
Jim took pleasure whipping him!! :yep:

[Flaxpants]

It was a regular thing

[Reece]

Aktungbby too got pleasure. :o:oops: Soon

[Jimbuna]

all that could be heard

[blackswan40]

Hoo-arr just a little bit


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh_KwCI4tUA