The Five Word Story Game

[Rockstar]

it shattered the bedroom windows

[Texas Red]

Now we got it! Actually,

[Reece]

it was silent but deadly!! :oops:

[Texas Red]

Ruining almost every Hoosiers nose

[Reece]

Aktungbby loved the beefy flavor :oops:

[Aktungbby]

as befits true flavor lovers

[Reece]

kinda left a back taste :dead:

[Aktungbby]

OF FETID MIASMIC BOVINE BOUILLON:Kaleun_Sick:

[Reece]

the beast wanted a taste so

[Jimbuna]

he could blend more spam

[Aktungbby]

AND MAKE IT 'MINNESOTA NICE':shucks:

[Jimbuna]

full of droppings from mice

[Aktungbby]

in this case; Gophers actually:O:

[Jimbuna]

I much prefer beef mince

[Mr Quatro]

pie with dirty rice added :yep:

[Jimbuna]

to a cold stew dinner

[Rockstar]

of barley soda and squirrel

[Jimbuna]

droppings covered with garden worms

[Rockstar]

found crawling around Reece's underwear

[Reece]

Rockstar tucked in saying Yummy!! :yep:

[Texas Red]

But then he realized, the

[Rockstar]

underwear Reece was wearing belonged

[Reece]

to Jim, this was embarrassing

[Aktungbby]

in fact, t'was 'tutu' much!:lol:

[Reece]

Aktungbby was exited and touched

[Jimbuna]

the local tramps trouser leg

[Reece]

and received a swift kick!! :oops::o

[Jimbuna]

for not maintaining social distancing

[Rockstar]

and wearing appropriate latex protection

[Aktungbby]

or Jimbuna's inappropriate latex protection!:O:

[Mr Quatro]

Jimbuna has a curry girlfriend :yep:

[Jimbuna]

she's a nice hot Beef Madras

[Rockstar]

dressed in drag looking for

[Aktungbby]

meandering trouserless buggers on shoreleave :D

[Mr Quatro]

with too much money in

[Reece]

that was Jim for sure!! :salute:

[Rockstar]

Has anyone heard Mr.Quatro sing?

[Reece]

probably like a cat wailing!! :doh:

[Aktungbby]

yup... soprano: clutchin' his nads

[Mr Quatro]

a dancer not a singer :up:

[Texas Red]

An exotic one too! It

[Reece]

is his cross dressing fetish

[Jimbuna]

that usually turns him on

[Reece]

the truth is out Mr Quatro :o

[Aktungbby]

^YUP: TU+TU = QUATRO! https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/the-tutu-project-bob-carey/the-tutu-project-bob-carey-28.jpg https://www.boredpanda.com/man-with-pink-tutu-project-bob-carey/ (https://www.boredpanda.com/man-with-pink-tutu-project-bob-carey/)

[Texas Red]

This perfectly satisfies his fetish

[Rockstar]

^YUP: TU+TU = QUATRO!




:har::har::subsim:

[Jimbuna]

Living on a lonely planet

[Mr Quatro]

Lost wandering among the dunes

[Aktungbby]

feeling 'duned' to
inevitable extinction

[Texas Red]

We are all going mad

[Aktungbby]

SEEING THE NAKED CAMEL MAN https://www.snopes.com/tachyon/images/business/graphics/camel1.jpg https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/joe-carnal/ (https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/joe-carnal/)

[Texas Red]

In our dreams, yards, and

[Jimbuna]

eventually in Aktungs double bed

[Reece]

where the disgusting dreams occur :o:oops:

[Rockstar]

frightening the aliens hiding behind

[Aktungbby]

with amazingly willing 'strange bedfellows'!!?:yep::o:timeout:

[Reece]

Aktungbby kissed an alien then

[Mr Quatro]

Aktung showed off his Tattoos :yep:

[Aktungbby]

placed in sunless nether regions

[Reece]

placed in sunless nether regions

they were sexually aroused and

[Aktungbby]

perpetrated priapismic connubialism via thoughtwaves:oops::rock::roll:

[Reece]

meaning they raped him thoughtfully! :D

[Aktungbby]

with due diligence and rectitude

[Reece]

Mr Quatro was jealous and grabbed

[Jimbuna]

the nearest pistol at hand

[Reece]

and shot Aktungbby's appendage, however

[Rockstar]

Reece quickly rubbed some salve

[Mr Quatro]

back and forth causing blisters :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

to appear as if by

[Aktungbby]

more due diligence and rectitude!:O:

[Jimbuna]

at the local lunatic asylum

[Rockstar]

run by three Spanish inquisitors

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ4oZFWRLk8

[Jimbuna]

and the local Spanish bartender

[Rockstar]

all singing a lumberjack song

[Reece]

Meanwhile Rockstar dropped his pants

[Mr Quatro]

Aliens don't have private parts :oops:

[Reece]

but Aktungbby does, Rockstar tried

[Jimbuna]

to take a sneaky picture

[Reece]

for his private pleasure collection :yep:

[Jimbuna]

secreted deep in his dungeon

[Aktungbby]

alongside his inflatable aktung dolls:o :yep: :O:

[Mr Quatro]

Blow up dolls I presume? :o

[Rockstar]

yes indeed! highest lifelike quality

[Jimbuna]

some people even marry them

[Mr Quatro]

Aktungbby's buddies in lunatic asylum :yep:

[Jimbuna]

are very prone to that

[Rockstar]

thing you find curiously arousing

[Aktungbby]

unfortunately, at 69..."swash" "buckles":wah::yep::oops::dead:

[Rockstar]

nothing a bottle of blue

[Aktungbby]

pills and gimlets
can't forstall:arrgh!:

[Reece]

Aktungbby found new life and

[Aktungbby]

towering enigmas inside weird conundrums

[Reece]

Jim said enough "Jibber Jabber!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITsGhs6O4uEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITsGhs6O4uE

[Jimbuna]

time for another cool beer

[Reece]

with Reece, both enjoyed it! :up:

[Jimbuna]

and so the party began

[Reece]

Aktungbby begged Jim who said "

[Jimbuna]

"Have you taken your medication"?

[Aktungbby]

absolutely! with Rose'e lime concentrate!:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Rockstar]

Well slide over sweet cheeks

[Mr Quatro]

Filling Aktung's drooling cup over :Kaleun_Cheers:

[Aktungbby]

https://gamepedia.cursecdn.com/wowpedia/thumb/3/34/Prince_Valanar_HS.jpg/800px-Prince_Valanar_HS.jpg<My drooling cup runneth over!!?? while in World of Warcraft (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_of_Warcraft), fictional character Blood Prince Valanar uses the phrase during the "Blood Prince Council" encounter.

[Reece]

don't forget his drooling mouth!! :oops:

[Aktungbby]

but my hinky-dinky still parlez-vous:shucks::Kaleun_Salute:

[Mr Quatro]

blue pill in Aktung's beer :o

[Aktungbby]

good for really Hamming it:O:

[Texas Red]

Is now in Jimbunas beer

[Reece]

Jim cried out "Denny Crane!!" :yep:

[Texas Red]

He filed assault against Aktungbby :yep:

[Reece]

the shot him in the

[Aktungbby]

derriere with his TP gun https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=10818

[Reece]

his gun totally stank like

[Texas Red]

Fresh dung mixed with soup :o :Kaleun_Sick:

[Reece]

Aktungbby loved the overpowering flavor :dead:

[Texas Red]

And he ate every bit

[Reece]

he fell ill and hospitalized

[Jimbuna]

in the local secure unit

[Reece]

after vomiting he escaped and

[Jimbuna]

swam back over the Atlantic

[Aktungbby]

sedately dogpaddling the Atlantic Drift

[Mr Quatro]

causing Aktung to land Norway :yep:

[Jimbuna]

land of the rising iceberg

[Texas Red]

Not rising, melting icebergs. Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

will take you to task

[Aktungbby]

especially in the Lendbreen Pass:hmmm: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/melting-ice-reveals-a-lost-viking-era-pass-in-norways-mountains/ (https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/melting-ice-reveals-a-lost-viking-era-pass-in-norways-mountains/)

[Rockstar]

where Norsk Elghunds run free




https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wLPogetegRU/hqdefault.jpg

[Mr Quatro]

can smell blood of Englishman :oops:

[Jimbuna]

and the crap from Aktung

[Reece]

eventually the stench subsided and

[Texas Red]

Aktungs man cave is now a

[Reece]

junk pile that the beast occupies :yep:

[Texas Red]

I take the ladies there :O: :03:

[Aktungbby]

discussing :subsim: mancaves is prohibited!:O:

[Texas Red]

4 words! The ladies :damn::damn::damn:

[Reece]

4 words! The ladies :damn::damn::damn:

that's a number + 3 words = ?

[Jimbuna]

Time for a reality check

[Reece]

yes, the beast is testing me!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

well try not to fail

[Texas Red]

Because you will be sent

[Mr Quatro]

an invitation to lunatic asylum :yep:

[Texas Red]

They send invitations now? Wow

[Aktungbby]

I'm invited all the time:doh: https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-1/p160x160/1236477_662027460495083_874655756_n.jpg?_nc_cat=11 0&_nc_sid=dbb9e7&_nc_ohc=de8gOg-moWsAX-hlgV7&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&_nc_tp=6&oh=7c58698000960795c573d0a961ca4f0a&oe=5EF64E7E

[Jimbuna]

now that hardly surprises me

[Aktungbby]

nor is my wife surprised

[Texas Red]

Because she is filing it! :o

[Aktungbby]

I'm her rank and file :yep::O:

[Texas Red]

Wow, Aktung isn't lying! Really

[Reece]

Whoops, I just dropped one:oops:

[Texas Red]

Should we call Hazmat? I

[Aktungbby]

Should we call Hazmat? I

Jeeze! :hmmm: I'd call Hazmat? II :shucks:

[Texas Red]

I second those shocking words :yep::yep:

[Jimbuna]

repeated for the umpteenth time

[Reece]

Jim was frustrated with the beast

[Aktungbby]

the inner beast always frustrates:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

who are tasked with maintaining

[Mr Quatro]

the A/C at proper temperature :yep:

[Jimbuna]

when measured against a regulator

[Texas Red]

Things start to go haywire

[Mr Quatro]

frost your beer mug first :yep:


https://www.homewetbar.com/media/catalog/product/cache/10f519365b01716ddb90abc57de5a837/w/-/w-freezer-mug-with-gel40355.jpg

[Jimbuna]

and put your bib on

[Reece]

and puke it all up!!http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

but only if it's Fosters

[Reece]

or Budweiser, Jim prefers milk!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

from the farm girls apron

[Mr Quatro]

under the milk maids apron :yep:

[Texas Red]

Jim also likes both ladies :03::D

[Jimbuna]

of the night and day

[Aktungbby]

expensive nights but cheap days

[Texas Red]

The night ladies last longer

[Reece]

Suddenly Jim's wife appears and

[Texas Red]

Divorces him for cheating, but

[Reece]

Jim grovels and begs, finally

[Mr Quatro]

Nay! Jim does not grovel :oops:

[Reece]

usually but this was different

[Texas Red]

She decides not to divorce

[Jimbuna]

and they lived happily everafter

[Reece]

One sunny day Mr Quatro decided

[Texas Red]

He would steal Jim's wife! :o:o

[Reece]

Jim was furious punching Mr Quatro

[Mr Quatro]

More like slap on back :yep:

[Texas Red]

He punched him another mouth!

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcTKfaVd6tTYgxo2Bw_hLhrn0Ev3pPZ YBHlcYBucVmUHPoYkhdCy&usqp=CAU

[Reece]

Mr Quatro retaliated giving Jim a

[Texas Red]

New butthole, Jim needed surgery

[Reece]

to close the gap, meanwhile

[Jimbuna]

down at the lunatic asylum

[Reece]

the beast jumped around like a

[Texas Red]

Hooligan screaming," THE SKITTLES ARE

[Jimbuna]

TURN MY MADNESS INTO INSANITY

[Texas Red]

I could taste the rainbow

[Jimbuna]

puddle a dog peed in

[Texas Red]

Reece was walking a Lizard

[Reece]

through the puddle, how gross!! :oops:

[Texas Red]

The Lizard was actually Aktungbby! :o:o

[Mr Quatro]

Missing in bad weather, sad :yep:

[Texas Red]

Bigfoot learned how to survive

[Reece]

by eating people from Subsim

[Texas Red]

Onkel paid Bigfoot for it! :o :hmm2:

[Reece]

Aktungbby was the first to

[Jimbuna]

ship out and run away

[Reece]

taking his toilet paper gun :yep:

[Texas Red]

And his hand sanitizer grenade too

[Mr Quatro]

Aktung stuck up his butt :o

[Aktungbby]

and vented :O: his wrath towards

[Mr Quatro]

anyone that smelled Aktung :yep:

[Aktungbby]

idiots downwind of my wrath

[Jimbuna]

simply couldn't see any benefit

[Aktungbby]

in breathing untainted fresh air

[Texas Red]

Some did, but these people

[Aktungbby]

keeled over first fom assfixiation :know:

[Texas Red]

A horrible way to die

[Mr Quatro]

keeled over first fom assfixiation :know:

Fools miss letters agree/disagree :D

[Aktungbby]

Let me fix that: aßfixiation:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

so the jury went into

[Texas Red]

delbriation over why Aktung assfixiated

[Jimbuna]

all in his imediate vicinity

[Aktungbby]

Aktung's proctologist on the jury

[Mr Quatro]

You should hear his stories :hmmm::o:yep:

[Aktungbby]

how mistreatment of Aktung wrect'im :oops:

[Reece]

his swollen red mass stank

[Aktungbby]

of the sulphurous pit's miasma

[Reece]

suddenly Satan appeared saying "WELCOME!" :k_confused:

[Aktungbby]

"Any message from Man Above?"

[Jimbuna]

"or just your usual gibberish"?

[Mr Quatro]

we do make Aktung think :haha:

[Reece]

messages only from down below!!

[Jimbuna]

are the only believable ones

[Reece]

saying "come on down Aktungbby!!" :Kaleun_Salivating:

[Aktungbby]

"We got marshmellows! Let's roast!" https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?pictureid=7048&albumid=815&dl=1566225860&thumb=1 (https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/album.php?albumid=815):Kaleun_Salivating:

[Texas Red]

And some Hersheys Chocolates too :Kaleun_Salivating:

[Aktungbby]

Sorry! S'MORES ARE SERVED..."UPSTAIRS" :O:

[Texas Red]

Oh is that because Heaven

[Jimbuna]

is the girl next door

[Texas Red]

And oh is she hot :03::03:

[Reece]

the beast looked closer and discovered

[Aktungbby]

one of the "ladies from hades":oops:

[Mr Quatro]

Smoking hot with burned titities :oops:

[Texas Red]

But she is still mine :03::D

[Jimbuna]

when I escape the asylum

[Reece]

she's 12' tall weighing 350Lbs. :o

[Texas Red]

No, she's 5'10" weighing 190LBS, my type

[Jimbuna]

of gender bender I like

[Texas Red]

Females only, no men. Blondes

[Mr Quatro]

with Aktung you can't tell :haha:

[Aktungbby]

At my age...no difference!:O:

[Texas Red]

Lately, Aktungbby has been pondering

[Aktungbby]

the limits of overaged libidos:O:

[Texas Red]

He thought about it hard

[Aktungbby]

I hardly thought it hard:doh: :haha: :wah:

[Texas Red]

His urges were largely uncontrolled