The Five Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

at the speed of sound

[Reece]

"BANG", Jim was so scared :o

[Jimbuna]

but knew Reece was terrified

[Reece]

only slightly, I comforted Jim!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

Your face makes onions cry.

[mapuc]

(Your face makes onions cry)

and the women's knee weak

[Reece]

Stop perving on yourself Jim !:oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

said Reece feeling most envious

[Reece]

.
The boy stood on the

[Jimbuna]

edge of a tall cliff

[Aktungbby]

PREPARING TO LAND ON HIS FANNY

[Cyborg322]

and adding an extra word :/\\chop

[Reece]

, he yelled "ouch" then ran

[Jimbuna]

back into his fetid cave

[Reece]

but there was something inside

[Jimbuna]

it was STEED in chains

[Aktungbby]

shrieking insults and belting refrains

[Jimbuna]

against anybody who would listen

[Reece]

once again the boy stood

[mapuc]

on high heels, with a

[Reece]

on high heels, with a
whip in one hand and

[Aktungbby]

god knows what in left:o

[Reece]

Jim stood there in awe :o

[Aktungbby]

grateful for his prehensile tail:O:

[Reece]

he just grinned and said . . .

[Jimbuna]

Reece has become delusional again

[Reece]

but Jim would say anything!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

about anybody at any time

[Reece]

quite the nasty man. Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

was an even nastier individual

[Aktungbby]

WHO'S SALTY SEAMANSHIP WAS PEERLESS:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

making him a lone wolf

[Eichhörnchen]

more at home in the

[Aktungbby]

desert, astride a galloping dromedary

[Reece]

and smelling like one too!! :doh:

[Aktungbby]

yeah, but feeling very sheik :O:

[Reece]

The girls loved musky smells :doh:

[Aktungbby]

hence Minnesota Nice muskie fishin'

[Reece]

mmm, musky fish thought Aktungbby :doh::yep:

[Jimbuna]

was out of his mind

[Reece]

his stomach churned then fffftt!! :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

all hell was then released

[Aktungbby]

conveniently near the cat box

[Reece]

things couldn't get any worse :oops:

[Jimbuna]

or so it was presumed

[Reece]

Aktungbby slipped and fell in!! :oops::o:doh:

[Jimbuna]

a box of salted nuts

[Aktungbby]

along with two saltier nutz!:O:

[Reece]

were they Jim's Reece asked?

[Jimbuna]

hoping for a sensible reply

[Reece]

hoping for a sensible reply

Jim said yes they are!!! :haha:

[Jimbuna]

much better salted than pickled

[Aktungbby]

than pickled

unless yer jerkin' yer gherkin:O:

[Cyborg322]

such a Sauerkraut replied Jim

[mapuc]

who was planning his subxit

[Reece]

Jim was depressed and decided

[Jimbuna]

it was time to party

[Reece]

everyone got drunk and tried

[Jimbuna]

on each others soiled pants

[Reece]

poor Aktungbby got Jim's whilst

[Jimbuna]

his wouldn't fit anybody else

[Aktungbby]

and those were the DEPENDS

[Reece]

that were very undependable, meanwhile

[Jimbuna]

somewhere down on the ranch

[Aktungbby]

whar' ruminant ungulates chaw cud:yep:

[Jimbuna]

that's the million dollar question

[Cyborg322]

replied Clarkson,and good night

[Reece]

Aktungbby said, good morning!! I'm

[Rockstar]

wondering how I got here

[Reece]

I think I was drugged

[Aktungbby]

with ibuprophen & Two-Buck Chuck:yep::up:

[Mr Quatro]

Word is Reece is coughing :hmmm:

[Reece]

after chewing an old boot!! :doh:

[Aktungbby]

thus softening his frigid mukluks

[Reece]

then Aktungbby put them on :oops::yep:

[Aktungbby]

to go muskie ice fishing:yeah:

[Reece]

they kinda stank though, Jim

[Jimbuna]

kept a safe distance away

[Reece]

then the boots froze solid :o

[Cyborg322]

and snapped off so "Stumpy"

[Reece]

Aktunbby lost his temper and

[Jimbuna]

threw a right hissy fit

[Aktungbby]

WITH A TWO-BUCK CHUCK IN HAND

[Jimbuna]

and nuts in the other

[Reece]

What type of nuts Jim? :oops:

[Aktungbby]

lefty-loosie, righty-tighty nuts of course

[Reece]

then who handles the bolt? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

that would be William Tell

[Aktungbby]

WITH APPLE ON STEEDS HEAD:o

[Jimbuna]

and flippers on his feet

[Reece]

STEED took a walk down

[Jimbuna]

memory lane and got lost

[mapuc]

in the Capital of Amnesia

[Aktungbby]

FINALLY DISCOVERING ARICREPT AIN'T BLUE :O: :oops: :yep:

[Jimbuna]

on a bank holiday weekend

[Reece]

on a bank holiday weekend
he thought robbing a bank

[Jimbuna]

would be of great 'interest'

[Reece]

but then something horrible happened

[Jimbuna]

Reece turned into a toad

[mapuc]

hoped someone would kiss him

[Aktungbby]

thus removing his many warts

[Reece]

Jim obliged and was hospitalized :oops::doh:

[Aktungbby]

recieving Transfusions of Nelson's Blood!:arrgh!:

[Reece]

Jim needed a kiss now

[Jimbuna]

he had been totally cured

[Reece]

after Aktungbby kissed his nose! :up:

[Jimbuna]

his front teeth fell out

[mapuc]

A.K.A the one teeth sailor

[Aktungbby]

who thus could'nt whistle Dixie:O:

[Jimbuna]

but quite fancied a pixie

[Aktungbby]

whilst shagging nixies named Trixie
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/46/Siegfried_rhinemaidens.jpg/220px-Siegfried_rhinemaidens.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Siegfried_rhinemaidens.jpg) The neck, nicor, nokk, nix,[1] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neck_(water_spirit)#cite_note-Britannica-1) nixie,[1] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neck_(water_spirit)#cite_note-Britannica-1) nixy,[1] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neck_(water_spirit)#cite_note-Britannica-1) or nokken (German (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_language): Nixe (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Nixe); Dutch (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_language): nikker (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nikker), nekker (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nekker); Danish (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danish_language): nøkke; Norwegian (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian_language): nøkken (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/n%C3%B8kken); Swedish (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_language): näck (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/n%C3%A4ck); Finnish (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_language): näkki (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/n%C3%A4kki); Estonian (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estonian_language): näkk (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/n%C3%A4kk)) are shapeshifting (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shapeshifting) water spirits in Germanic mythology (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germanic_mythology) and folklore (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germanic_folklore) who usually appeared in the form of other creatures.

[Jimbuna]

and those named Reece also

[Reece]

then Jim jumped in singing

[Aktungbby]

'bout mad Reece's centenarian hoares??:O:

[Reece]

Reece shared them with Aktungbby. :up:

[Aktungbby]

while Eichhornchen held their horses

[Reece]

saying "one for the road!!" :D

[Jimbuna]

There was an eerie silence

[Aktungbby]

as 'road' sounded like 'toad'

[Jimbuna]

which confused the adult gentry

[Reece]

toads riding horses!! How novel. :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

in a world of madness

[Aktungbby]

and two-legged neigh sayers https://media1.tenor.com/images/0336b545f9e37958b24ce6c4a2507e77/tenor.gif?itemid=12502191no really! https://media.tenor.com/images/ca2c64574a02483d28da2a3b8168f760/tenor.gif "...and bollocks to the naysayer/s" - Jimbuna:D

[Eichhörnchen]

but this didn't bother Adolf,

[Reece]

he just raised his arm

[Jimbuna]

and blew a loud rasberry

[Reece]

Jim took offense and decided

[Aktungbby]

raspberry jam and peanut butter

[propbeanie]

spread on a saddle horn

[Aktungbby]

LURING COWGIRLS TO RIDE DOUBLE

[Reece]

Aktungbby tried it and smiled

[Aktungbby]

'cause he was riding behind:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Reece]

while Jim was up front!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

leading the massed cavalry charge

[Aktungbby]

aboard his gelding, shouting "Bollocks!":timeout:

[Cyborg322]

are absent on this Steed

[Reece]

:haha: then everyone looked at STEED :o

[Jimbuna]

sitting on the thunder box

[Aktungbby]

bemoaning his utterly intestate condition :arrgh!:

[Commander Wallace]

While eating a cherry tart.

[Reece]

causing a loud smelly fart

[Jimbuna]

that blew the roof off

[Reece]

the neighbors came running thinking

[Aktungbby]

my god! another roof gone?:k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

not a bird in sight

[Reece]

Jim had shot them all :yep:

[Cyborg322]

along came the RSPB inspector :Kaleun_Mad:

[Aktungbby]

groovily singing 'bird's the word' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gc4QTqslN4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gc4QTqslN4)

[Jimbuna]

in some obscure foreign language

[mapuc]

a babel fish was needed

[Jimbuna]

to sort out the mess

[Reece]

but it died causing a

[mapuc]

inferior odor. Everyone was thinking

[Reece]

who dropped one?? Jim responded "

[Jimbuna]

"It was Reece of course"

[Reece]

then they all fainted, meanwhile

[mapuc]

at the local dunghill, mapuc

[Reece]

thought he'd contribute so he

[mapuc]

sold dunghill as pot noddle

[Jimbuna]

to the ever gullible Reece

[Reece]

who sold them to Jim! :yep:

[Cyborg322]

because he loved him dearly :subsim:

[Aktungbby]

...sometimes boardering on downright queerly:O:

[Jimbuna]

as was Reece usual demeanour

[Reece]

with Jim, they both loved

[mapuc]

holding hands as they walk

[Jimbuna]

down to the gallows together

[Reece]

^ :Kaleun_Salute:
One horrible stormy day mapuc

[Aktungbby]

down to the gallows together
learned what "well hung" meant:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Reece]

One horrible stormy day mapuc
met up with Aktungbby, together

[Aktungbby]

enjoying a cuppajoe and danish

[Reece]

suddenly a swarm of bees

[Jimbuna]

attacked from the north west

[Reece]

Aktungbby was stung on the

[Jimbuna]

right cheek of his posteria

[Aktungbby]

:arrgh!:rendering his gluteus quite maximus

[Reece]

mapuc had a pin handy

[Aktungbby]

rendering his gluteus quite...minimus:o

[Reece]

Aktungbby screamed with pain but

[Jimbuna]

accepted he had a fetish

[Aktungbby]

he satisfied sitting on cactus https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/man-sitting-down-on-cactus-260nw-1626005563.jpg

[Reece]

this is getting too kinky!! :oops::o:yep:

[mapuc]

are we approaching the "end"

[Reece]

Aktungbby surely did, he's smiling!! :oops::D

[Aktungbby]

this is getting too kinky!! :oops::o:yep:

joyously contemplating Reece's nettllesome inuendo!!:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Reece]

Jim stepped in and kissed

[mapuc]

I'm out of this thread.

[Aktungbby]

while Jimbuna's jury's still out!?:k_confused:?

[Jimbuna]

contemplating the pros and cons

[Aktungbby]

of either coming or going:timeout:

[Reece]

he decided to go and

[Jimbuna]

never wasted a second more

[Reece]

. Jack and Jill went up

[Jimbuna]

in a puff of smoke

[Reece]

when they tried smoking a

[Aktungbby]

hearty hiyo silver cannabis cheroot

[Reece]

covered in black soot Jim

[Jimbuna]

was in a right mood

[Reece]

for smoking some more grass :yep:

[Aktungbby]

UNFORTUNATELY HE BOGARTED THE JOINT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvGJvzwKqg0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvGJvzwKqg0) :arrgh!: https://imgc.allpostersimages.com/img/print/u-g-Q13DHY30.jpg?w=900&h=900&p=0

[Jimbuna]

with a hand held flamethrower

[Reece]

Aktungbby caught fire and Jim

[Jimbuna]

just stood there and laughed

[Reece]

with singed hair and burnt

[Jimbuna]

toast covered in raspberry jam

[Reece]

Aktungbby looked a sorry sight

[Jimbuna]

in the age old tradition

[Aktungbby]

BAREFOOT IN HIS WIFE'S HOUSECOAT

[Reece]

very kinky indeed, later Jim

[Jimbuna]

went out for another beer

[Reece]

but Aktungbby stole it!! Jim

[Aktungbby]

took stock of his beer emporium

[Reece]

after seeing drunken Aktungbby laughing

[Aktungbby]

the Hamm's was totally consumed!:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Reece]

Jim cried and shouted "REVENGE!!"

[Jimbuna]

WILL BE AT MY CHOOSING!

[Aktungbby]

mercy! ! I didn't drink Pusser's

[Jimbuna]

He said in a frightened

[Aktungbby]

whimpering pleading whiny deer-in-the-headlights tone:shucks:

[Jimbuna]

the judge was not convinced

[Aktungbby]

vacating the peppermint-cordial charge

[Reece]

but failed to escape, he

[Jimbuna]

was in a right pickle

[Reece]

profusely crying!! :wah: Then he realized

[Jimbuna]

his pants were on fire

[Reece]

then a laser struck him

[Jimbuna]

a stinging blow on the

[Reece]

backside!! :oops:
Suddenly the ground shook :o

[Jimbuna]

and the heavens opened up

[Reece]

raining pigeon poop on everyone

[Jimbuna]

unable to escape the deluge

[Aktungbby]

Reece, thinking it heavenly manna...

[Reece]

saw the deluge hit Aktungbby!! :o

[Aktungbby]

sating his never-never hunger:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Reece]

Jim tried to take over

[Jimbuna]

control of the UK lottery

[Aktungbby]

to replenish his beer emporium

[Reece]

but the police caught him

[Jimbuna]

before he could fall down

[Reece]

and dragged him away, Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

decided to testify in a

[Aktungbby]

malicious less than forthright manner

[Jimbuna]

after instructions from his Rabbi

[Reece]

Jim was sentenced to 5yrs

[Jimbuna]

on a caribbean island holiday

[Aktungbby]

wearing a butterfly chest tattoo

[Jimbuna]

sticker on his travel luggage

[Reece]

then Jim's boat sank and

[Aktungbby]

his beer gut enabled flotation

[Jimbuna]

for all those cast adrift