The Five Word Story Game

[Aktungbby]

His real name is Priscilla :arrgh!:

[Texas Red]

She's 450 pounds and 4' 11"

[Gerald]

Which can mean changes here

[Reece]

She's 450 pounds and 4"11'
Four inches and 11 feet!! :o

[Gerald]

. Antarctica is home to several

[Jimbuna]

Four inches and 11 feet!! :o

:haha::har::haha::har::haha:

[Gerald]

.Today, funny expressions apply here...

[Jimbuna]

some people make it easy

[Gerald]

and others choose difficulties instead

[Texas Red]

Priscilla is now 4' 11", corrected.

[Mr Quatro]

my cousin's name is Priscilla :yep:

[Texas Red]

So Reece is your cousin?! :o

[Jimbuna]

I feel sorry for you

[Gerald]

during the time of the storm

[Jimbuna]

but not in five words

[Gerald]

but not in five words:oops:
Thanks ... the words slant there!!

[Jimbuna]

anyone can make a mistake

[Gerald]

True! While we eat steak

[Mr Quatro]

with shrimp on the barbie :yep:

[Jimbuna]

doll but Ken wasn't impressed

[Gerald]

as it does not contain

[Jimbuna]

one piece of plastic meat

[Gerald]

only curry food is enough

[Aktungbby]

ie: oats; when 'currying' the mare

[Texas Red]

I would love a steak

[Mr Quatro]

Rare, medium or well done?

[Reece]

Well done please, no blood!! :yep:

[Texas Red]

I love a rare steak :Kaleun_Salivating:

[Mr Quatro]

Killed grandpa on cattle drive :yep:

[Texas Red]

The steak was shot dead

[Reece]

the steak was called Grandpa :hmmm:

[Mr Quatro]

this one had two horns :yep:

[Reece]

Mmm, deviled food, most yummy :yep:

[Gerald]

everyone ate the steak at

[Reece]

Joe's diner, it really was

[Jimbuna]

a nice piece of meat

[Gerald]

unfortunately a little hard chewed

[Jimbuna]

still much tastier than spam

[Gerald]

nothing that "can" be found

[Jimbuna]

will ever be lost again

[Gerald]

a poetic move today Jim!

[Jimbuna]

In an effort to become

[Gerald]

a decent citizen and friend

[Reece]

tickets please, one per person! :haha:

[Gerald]

I fly to Antarctica with

[Jimbuna]

tickets please, one per person! :haha:

never happen on this thread

[Gerald]

but in Comment thread, yes!

[Jimbuna]

comment thread one a day

[Gerald]

Simple expression, yes! It is

[Jimbuna]

another day at the ranch

[Mr Quatro]

You mean lunatic asylum, right? :yep:

[Jimbuna]

you know me too well

[Gerald]

we also know you like

[Jimbuna]

the tennis player you wannabee

[Gerald]

TE-hee! I admit the tennis

[Texas Red]

I like is one love! :03:

[Reece]

one love!! Well, please explain! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

/\that's courtin' with fuzzy balls!:O:

[Gerald]

OMG, your avatar Vendor, you look like me, an old fart!!

is that I am beautiful :yeah:

[Texas Red]

Do this in the store:

https://i.postimg.cc/CLjn59bk/old-lady-cart-runs-down-man-scooter-knocks-over-guy-1418810550-C.gif

[Gerald]

haha:up::haha::haha::haha:

[Mr Quatro]

Not funny that's Aktung's brother :o

[Reece]

the poor guy was squashed

[Jimbuna]

then juiced in a bottle

[Gerald]

I received them last week

[Reece]

did you like the flavor? :hmmm::D

[Jimbuna]

probably had terrible difficulty deciding

[Aktungbby]

Swedes have bad taste anyway!:D

[Jimbuna]

Now we are at peace

[Mr Quatro]

to share our chocolate candies :yep:

[Texas Red]

And pudding flowers. How lovely

[Reece]

it all is kaloo kalay! :doh:

[Mr Quatro]

What does kaloo kalay mean? :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

harmonic nonsense by Cross individuals

[Gerald]

to use pure harmonic tuning

[Reece]

prancing around in a tutu :yep:

[Aktungbby]

a quacking 'pas de dux'

[Gerald]

“Say the whole thing now"

[Reece]

everybody was dung poo fighting! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

crap was fast as lightning

[Reece]

twas a little bit frightening

[Jimbuna]

in that book you're writing

[Reece]

here comes a big one!! :o

[Gerald]

Reece has a new toy...:o

[Jimbuna]

come on, let it out

[Aktungbby]

not the air! It'll deflate!:O:

[Jimbuna]

meaning it'll go all limp

[Aktungbby]

No doubt you meant:...prematurely! :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

Reece needs to answer that

[Aktungbby]

he can't! His stopwatch broke!:O:

[Gerald]

When comparing his last 2

[Texas Red]

Toys, this one is better

[Aktungbby]

than sacking wth blond retrievers:O:

[Texas Red]

Yellow Labradors are the best!

[Aktungbby]

For those dog-day Indiana derechos

[Texas Red]

That derecho we had was

BTW:

You have insulted this guy:

https://i.postimg.cc/CxyN36fz/IMG-1152.jpg

The wondeful Corky, his real name is Chopper.

He does not take kindly to you calling him a retriever. He told me in a dream that he will destroy your TP gun and delete your subsim account!

Just kidding.

[Aktungbby]

That derecho we had was

BTW:

You have insulted this guy:

https://i.postimg.cc/CxyN36fz/IMG-1152.jpg

The wondeful Corky, his real name is Chopper.

He does not take kindly to you calling him a retriever. He told me in a dream that he will destroy your TP gun and delete your subsim account!

Just kidding.just so he doesn't lift his leg on my leg!

[Texas Red]

:haha::haha:

[Aktungbby]

than sacking wth blond retrievers:O: even the Fuhrer had Blondi:yep:

[Reece]

Suddenly the dog bit Aktungbby!! :o

[Aktungbby]

"Hair of the dog that..."

[Texas Red]

Made Aktung bald, toxic hair!! :dead:

[Aktungbby]

from dog that bit me!

[Texas Red]

That dog bite ended up

[Gerald]

with a strange or unfamiliar

[Reece]

with a strange or unfamiliar

effect, Aktungbby went rabid and :o:oops:

[Gerald]

got stuck and had to

[Reece]

bite his way out causing

[Gerald]

the bars of its cage

[Reece]

to be electrified, poor Aktungbby

[Gerald]

who sat in a cage :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

led a right old life

[Gerald]

and, in particular, should not

[Reece]

have turned the switch on! :doh:

[Gerald]

a machine, light, radio, car

[Jimbuna]

what a load of rubbish

[Gerald]

after we throw it away!

[Texas Red]

Aktungbby started a mass extinction

[Reece]

venting his fury on Gerald

[Texas Red]

The Dictator who was secretly

[Mr Quatro]

starting fires in Aktungs backyard :o

[Texas Red]

As well as launching fireworks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsJ9uA9UEN0

[Reece]

in random directions starting fires :o

[Gerald]

can be enormous in size

[Jimbuna]

and usually lacking in quality

[Gerald]

In developing product quality programs

[Reece]

that makes no sense Gerald!! :hmmm:

[Gerald]

What's wrong with fantasy Reece????:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

that makes no sense Gerald!! :hmmm:

you've eventually smelt the coffee :)

[Reece]

I think Gerald drank it!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Whenever one visits the jungle

[Gerald]

you see monkey's food stealers

[Jimbuna]

any drop bears there Reece?

[Gerald]

Reece chooses to avoid the....

[Jimbuna]

boredom of responding to everything

[Aktungbby]

with customary farts and vomit

[Jimbuna]

one shouldn't forget one's manners

[Gerald]

doesn't mean you should forget

[Jimbuna]

to turn the light off

[Aktungbby]

Which PG&E does for you:O: :oops: :k_confused:

[Gerald]

of every single action ya

[Texas Red]

Commit arson and light fireworks

[Reece]

Aktungbby's verbal diarrhea causes earthquake!! :o

[Gerald]

in open, flat, inflammable spaces

[Reece]

suddenly a loud explosion causes

[Gerald]

shifts in middle ear components

[Reece]

Gerald screamed with pain until

[Texas Red]

Jimbuna came to put him

[Jimbuna]

back into the lunatic asylum

[Gerald]

where Jim and Reece were :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

Seeing Reece, Jimbuna cried: "Dibs!":O:

[Gerald]

They pay to get out:yep:

[Jimbuna]

and about in a jet

[Gerald]

to paint the great fence :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Aktungbby]

'twixt reality and twilight zone

[Jimbuna]

both immediately spring to mind

[Gerald]

a wave of gibberish came

[Aktungbby]

from Wooly Bullies gibbering Gibberese

[Jimbuna]

or so the story went

[Gerald]

quickly out into the jungle

[Aktungbby]

some would be in deNile:shucks:

[Texas Red]

The zombie pharaoh rose above

[Aktungbby]

eighth grade semantically ridiculous shenanigans

[Texas Red]

What grade did Aktung Drop-out?

[Gerald]

First class degree in boats :up:

[Aktungbby]

along the Limpopo's greasy banks

[Gerald]

of the Great Grey sharks

[Reece]

meanwhile at the lunatic asylum

[Gerald]

in the modern psychiatric hospital!:Kaleun_Wink:

[Reece]

Aktungbby was undergoing hypnotherapy to

[Aktungbby]

convince himself: "size doesn't matter" :Kaleun_Salivating::Kaleun_Party::Kaleun_Los:

[Reece]

Think again!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9JqbCH4aVw

[Aktungbby]

Smile when sayin' that...partner!:03:

[Reece]

Otherwise I'll whip out my

[Gerald]

whip and do as you

[Jimbuna]

living on this thread now

[Gerald]

which is extremely important always

[Reece]

Gerald was getting aroused and

[Jimbuna]

nothing new in that then

[Gerald]

.During Time at England Zoo

[Aktungbby]

Vendor was caged: "Old Primate":03:

[Jimbuna]

from planet of the apes

[Aktungbby]

blond chimps in Valhalla reign:O: https://worldwideinter.wpengine.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/monkey20human20hair.png

[Texas Red]

Some apes are really weird

[Gerald]

Reece and Aktungbby is two :o

[Texas Red]

Aktung and Reece love destroying

[Reece]

Gerald's sand castles for fun! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

in sandbox behind his shanty

[Texas Red]

town, he cursed Herbert Hoover

[Aktungbby]

and his sibling, Hoovert Heeber

[Gerald]

during the time love Aktungbby :doh:

[Reece]

Do you Gerald? That's er ... :oops:

[Gerald]

things you always like Reece :haha:

[Jimbuna]

this is getting rather silly

[Gerald]

said one of the wise

[Reece]

said one of the wise

monkeys called Curly Joe, Jim just

[Jimbuna]

made it on the list

[Gerald]

the list contained secret meetings :o

[Reece]

with Kim Jong Un and his sister

[Jimbuna]

the queen of pure evil

[Gerald]

she is "disgusting" in thought

[Reece]

thinking of her Gerald? Disgusting!! :hmmm:

[Gerald]

contrariwise, Reece and Gerald enjoyed

[Reece]

giving her a good spanking!! :oops::D

[Jimbuna]

you need a cold shower

[Reece]

Jim said "can I assist?" :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

putting soap in your mouth

[Reece]

Kim"? mmmft mmmft, oh dear

[Gerald]

crawls for broken links and

[Reece]

finds a horse whip, he

[Jimbuna]

was a right old masochist

[Aktungbby]

who's dog was a Whippet!!?? :timeout:

[Mr Quatro]

Whippet? You talking about me?

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP._pCwNy_54K2LOOEjHf1CrQHaLH?w=122&h=184&c=7&o=5&dpr=1.1&pid=1.7

[Jimbuna]

or the donkey next door

[Aktungbby]

braying for sun, stars...moon

[Jimbuna]

and a greek jellied eel

[Mr Quatro]

Aktung would eat anything yucky :yep:

[Jimbuna]

if served together with mustard

[Aktungbby]

Aktung would eat anything yucky :yep: sauteed with $2 Buck Chuck!:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

Quiet today, I wonder why :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

too much $2 buck Chuck??!:03:

[Jimbuna]

will probably be consumed tonight

[Aktungbby]

by light of well-brayed moon

[Mr Quatro]

Would join you after dinner :yep:

[Jimbuna]

for a rum or two

[Reece]

I'll be in that Jim! :up:

[Jimbuna]

you provide the rum then :)

[Reece]

Goddard's ok? Anything else Jim? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

once got Bundaberg off Grant

[Texas Red]

I'll take some Schnapps for

[Mr Quatro]

We need a cheese tray :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and soda for the beast

[Texas Red]

I'll take a sweet tea

[Mr Quatro]

Sweet tea for sweet kid :up:

[Aktungbby]

The rest of the team has to come, but they cheer us on or shag foul balls for us.
:hmmm: ^ C'mon! a self-admitted A-team ball-shagger!!?? :k_confused:

[Texas Red]

:hmmm: ^ C'mon! a self-admitted A-team ball-shagger!!?? :k_confused:

My new name is apparently Das Beast.
And yes, the A-Team is so good, they get to shag balls because no other team wants to play against them. One person hit the ball so hard it still hasn't come back.

Now to continue the game, unless Aktungs post was part of the game.

I thank Mr. Quatro for his


PS. Mr. Quatro, thank you a ton, really appreciate it!!! :subsim:

[Mr Quatro]

I thank Mr. Quatro for his


PS. Mr. Quatro, thank you a ton, really appreciate it!!! :subsim:

Yeah, that won't last long :D

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.aT9KwfoT6itAo40a1oZnYAHaKU?w=123&h=180&c=7&o=5&dpr=1.5&pid=1.7

Whats the name of your school again kid?

[Texas Red]

Whats the name of your school again kid?

I am in middle school. The actual name of my school is classified and I will not share it here. All I am gonna say is that I am in middle school.

[Jimbuna]

In five if you please

[Texas Red]

Five words is hard when

[Aktungbby]

mulling applying for name changes:O:

[Mr Quatro]

Duh, what about Das Aktung? :yep:

[Aktungbby]

that would be: Duh? Aktung:arrgh!:

[Reece]

Der Aktung meets my approval :yep:

[Texas Red]

Shall my name be Das Beast?

[Reece]

Das Boot starring Das Beast

[Jimbuna]

and his little green tadpole

[Reece]

slippery little sucker!! Meanwhile Jim

[Jimbuna]

went down to the ranch

[Reece]

. . . acted as a door and